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Foreign Affairs / Re: I Honestly Pity All These Other NATO Countries by Juxtified(m): 8:25am On Jun 09, 2023
Kennyfancy:
Just shut up, u don't know anything, pity ur country and regions first
When you're not smart enough to contribute to an intelligent discussion and you have to resort to insults to get noticed grin grin grin

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Travel / Re: Air Peace, Azman, Arik, Three Others Form Alliance by Juxtified(m): 5:51pm On Mar 09, 2022
Parachoko:




For example if Air Peace has a tech issue on any of its aircraft, the passengers of Air Peace need not to be delayed, if any member of this alliance is going to the same destination, all we need to do is move the passengers over to that other airline, a member of the alliance, at no further cost to the passenger”.

Lol. One of these people must have been a Lagos danfo driver before.

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Religion / Re: Did Yahoo Yahoo Start From The Bible? by Juxtified(m): 9:46am On Jan 23, 2022
1Sharon:
Jesus himself was a yahoo man claiming to be a son of God.

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Health / Re: Nurse Shares Encounter With Patient That Needles Couldn't Penetrate His Skin by Juxtified(m): 5:57am On Nov 12, 2021
Fortune2016:



The patient is even endangering his life
More by fortifying himself

What if he has appendix, hyena

That's how he will just die away grin grin grin
They'll just be laughing at him I guess

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Celebrities / Re: Bitter Kola Changed My Life - Meek Mills' 2 Years Ailment Healed By African Herb by Juxtified(m): 10:47am On Sep 19, 2021
LuQuLuQu:
Can Buhari hear this so he'd stop running to white man's country for treatment?

He needs bitter kola

Pun Intended
What pun?

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Crime / Re: Man Caught Sexually Abusing His Neighbour's Little Daughter In Port Harcourt by Juxtified(m): 8:20am On Sep 18, 2021
Wahala no dey finish
Education / Re: NANS Splits As Group Returns To NUNS by Juxtified(m): 11:53am On Sep 10, 2018
thesicilian:
Nuns ko, Nunsense ni.
Won't be surprised if it's money that divided them.
Politics at the school level can at times be dirtier than the national level.
That's why there's no hope for this country.

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Romance / Re: Male Friends Steps In As Bridesmaids For Woman With No Female Friends (PHOTOS) by Juxtified(m): 7:01pm On Apr 11, 2018
thesicilian:
Guys will always have your back
And sometimes your front.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Lands Deal With First Bank Nigeria (photo) by Juxtified(m): 12:07am On Dec 19, 2017
grin
thesicilian:
They should have used a bigger artiste.
Like Dammy Krane grin grin grin
Religion / Re: BREAKING: Archaeologists Find Gates Of Hell by Juxtified(m): 9:48am On Oct 22, 2017
shocked
Family / Re: Mohammed Masaba Is Dead. The Islamic Cleric Who Married 97 Wives Dies At Age 93 by Juxtified(m): 4:12pm On Jan 29, 2017
thesicilian:
The more wives you marry, the longer you'll live. My target is only 7 wives sha.
Imagine! How many do you have now?
Religion / Re: What Is Islamophobia? by Juxtified(m): 1:12pm On Jan 26, 2017
thesicilian:


I think the word itself is a misnomer. But first let me point out that the word phobia does not just mean fear of something, the actual definition is an irrational fear of something. For example the fear of heights (Acrophobia) example you gave above. If you are afraid of a height with a very high risk of injury, e.g being on the edge of the roof of a skyscraper with no supports whatsoever, that fear is normal and to be expected. It is not a phobia. But when you are afraid to climb a well built staircase, for example, even with all the safety measures in place, that fear is irrational and can be termed a phobia.
Now the word itself islamophobia is a misnomer because Islam itself, based on its teachings and behavioral characteristics attributed to its followers, is a religion that should be feared.
Look at all the major terrorist groups in the world - ISIS, Al Qaeda, Boko Haram, Al shabaab, Hezbollah, the Taliban, Fulani Herdsmen - the only common denominator is their Islamic roots.
Now tell me is it irrational to fear a religion so deadly and dangerous as Islam?
Well on point. Let me add the Muslim Brotherhood and Shi'ites also.

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Health / Re: Twins From Different Fathers In One Womb - By Sola Ogundipe by Juxtified(m): 10:08am On Jan 16, 2017
So basically, the woman slept with two different men in one day?
Health / Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Never Try Anal Sex by Juxtified(m): 5:54pm On Nov 26, 2016
thesicilian:
Ordinarily, there should be only one (main) route to sexual satisfaction – intercourse, but in reality, people have devised several means to that destination, and one of the ways some people have adopted is anal sex. This means sex through the anus.


And the act seems to be growing, because in spite of the society’s stance on it and how much it has been condemned by some medical experts, a report by the Centre for Disease Control and Prevention, under the United States Department of Health and Human Services, shows that 44 per cent of men and 36 per cent of women have had anal sex at least once in their lifetime.


Apart from those who tried it once in a lifetime, a report by WebMD, an American corporation that reports news and information pertaining to human health and well being, found in 2015 that as many as five to 10 per cent of sexually active women engage in receptive anal sex.


Notably, apart from consenting heterosexual adults and homosexuals, it has been observed that some of those who also practise it are young men and women lured into it based on money, while some children; young boys and girls, have been or are being sexually abused by older men.


Regardless, given that some have already embraced this backdoor action, it is however instructive to note that there are serious health risks attached to anal sex, and some of these include:


Severe physical pains: One of the many adverse effects of anal sex is that it could cause serious physical pain, as the penile penetration could tear the tissue inside the woman’s anus, while the man could also feel some pain on his penis. This is mainly because the anus is not lubricated like the vagina, thus, thrusting might bring about some pains, more so that the skin on the penis is such a flexible one that is prone to tear on slight friction.


Even though such people tend to use lubricants like cream, to lessen the pain, Dr. William Blahd, an emergency medicine specialist, who wrote on WebMD, noted that using lubricants does not completely prevent tearing of the tissue in the anus.


While both persons may try to enjoy the act, it was also gathered that the pain after the exercise may not go away quickly, especially if the man has a bigger organ. Blahd would also point out that apart from the pain, consistent anal sex could affect the functioning of the anus and affect the overall health of such persons.


He added, “There could be bleeding after anal sex which could be due to hemorrhoid (a swollen vein or group of veins in the region of the anus) or tear, or something more serious such as a perforation (hole) in the colon. This is a dangerous l problem that requires immediate medical attention. Treatment involves a hospital stay, surgery, and antibiotics to prevent infection.


Anal leakage: While men who engage in masturbation have to contend with seminal leakage, in which case sperm begins to leak out of their penis even when there is no erection, due to excessive masturbation, people, including women and homosexuals, who engage in anal sex tend to have weakened anal sphincter, thereby reducing their ability to hold faeces for a long time. Blahd explained that anal sphincter, which controls the closing of the anus after defecation, is a tight circular muscle that constricts and expands, but that due to repeated penile penetration, the sphincter would be weakened, “making it difficult to hold in faeces until you can get to the toilet.”


Also, a gynaecologist, Dr. Bolanle Shukra-Okesina, said anal sex destroys the inner tissues and that such women or the (receiving) men, in the case of homosexuals, could end up using pampers. She explained, “The anus has a locking mechanism that keeps it close when you finish defecating. So, if somebody continues to traumatise that area, that place relaxes and becomes slack, such that the anus won’t close anymore.


“After a long time of practising it, the person would start having loose release of gas and stool because the sphincter in the anus would have become slack. I’ve heard a lot of young guys that put on pampers because of that. It’s also applicable to young guys who are being abused or lured into it by older men because of money.”


Free ticket to STIs: According to experts, sexually transmitted infections can easily be transmitted through anal sex. According to Blahd, this is partly because if the penetration of the penis tears the tissue inside the anus, it serves as broad opening for viruses and bacteria to penetrate the bloodstream of such persons, and the infections that could be transmitted in this regard include HIV.


He said studies had shown that sex through the anus is 30 times more risky for HIV infection than sex through the vagina. He added, “Our external tissue has layers of dead cells that serve as a protective barrier against infection. The tissue inside the anus does not have this natural protection, which leaves it vulnerable to tearing and the spread of infection.” Even though using a condom could reduce the likelihood of getting infection, it has been said that condom is not an absolute (100 per cent) protection against infection.


Shukra-Okesina also explained that there are some organisms in the stool and some in the inner canal of the anus, which a man could easily contact during anal sex. She added, “For people who get involved in it, they contract those organisms and so they are prone to having infections. And the effect of having to treat several infections along the genital tract is that it can block the tract, causing difficulty when they want to make a woman pregnant, because that is the same tract semen passes through.” This is applicable whether the man does it with a male or a female.


And it should equally be noted that the possible health issues connected to STIs include pain with urination and intercourse, vaginal bleeding and discharge, rashes, itching and odour oozing out from the genitals, infertility, reproductive system cancers and inflammation of the coiled tube at the back of the testicle that stores and carries sperm.


The anus has loads of bacteria: As the canal for human waste (faeces), it has been found that the anus is a breeding ground for bacteria, and Blahd stressed that even if both of the persons involved in the act do not have sexually transmitted disease before the act, the quantum of bacteria in the anus are capable of infecting the man, and that is easily caught through the penile penetration. While anal sex on its own is as risky as can be imagined, Blahd warned that the situation could be worse if the man and the woman engage in vaginal sex after anal sex. He said this could lead to vaginal and urinary tract infections, and the urinary tract includes bladder, ureter, urethra and kidney.


And for those who like to put their mouths in the anus, perhaps out of sexual excitement or adventure, Blahd warned that oral contact with l the anus could make both persons stand the risk of hepatitis, which is a disease characterised by inflammation of the liver, human papillomavirus infection, which could result in anal cancer or warts, which is a small, hard, benign growth on the skin, caused by a virus.


Meanwhile, there are reports that some men who had sex through the anus were found to have the hard-to-treat Methicillin-Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus, which is a bacterium that causes infections in different parts of the body and it is tougher to treat because it is resistant to common antibiotics. According to WebMD, it can cause serious skin infections, infect the bloodstream, the lungs and even the urinary tract. Notably, this infection can be passed among sexual partners.


Anal cancer: Apart from the infections and other effects that have been identified, anal sex has also been found to cause anal cancer. According to Shukra-Okesina, anal sex could also lead to cancer, due to the changes in the nature of the tissues in the anus. She said, “On the long run, once the nature of the tissues changes, which is known as metaplasia, the mucosa, which is a membrane that lines various cavities in the anus and some other parts of the body and surrounds internal organs, also becomes infected over time. It becomes inflamed. And so these continuous abnormal changes of the mucosa would lead to anal cancer on the long run.”

http://punchng.com/five-reasons-never-try-anal-sex/
This is highly informative. More people need to see it.
Lalasticlala, Seun, Mynd44 please come to our rescue
Politics / Re: Aliko Dangote For President? by Juxtified(m): 10:53am On Nov 10, 2016
evilapc:
I present innoson..
Innoson for Nigerian President? I thought you people said he is 'Biafran'?

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Properties / Sallah Promo On Star Gardens by Juxtified(m): 9:16am On Sep 05, 2016
Surprise your family this Sallah with a plot of land at Star Gardens, opposite Fara Park Sangotedo currently going for N3.5m per plot

Title - Gazette

Promo runs from Sept 1 to 30, 2016

Price goes back to 6m 1st October

Call now 08173536073 for inspection
Romance / Re: She Claims Her Husband Raped Her by Juxtified(m): 4:13am On Aug 22, 2016
cooljude:

This is one of the most stupid statement I have heard, this was exactly the statement slave traders used as pretext for maltreating blacks during those dark period of slave trade. You can't own a human so better change that thinking, imagine someone speaking this bluntly about your daughter.
Please try not to bother quoting me next time since I usually don't have the time to reply your kind.
Crime / Re: This Man Is A Thief - Watch Out For Him (Pics) by Juxtified(m): 4:11am On Aug 22, 2016
Sorry bro. Its very hard to do business with Nigerians online. Which is even becoming more worrisome nowadays since most businesses have to be done online. I am currently in the process of buying a new domain name and hosting because the Nairalander I sent 8k to get me one for over a month now has been telling me one story or the other
Family / Re: My Husband Gives Me N10 Per Meal To Feed A Family Of Six – Woman Tells Court by Juxtified(m): 7:06pm On Aug 20, 2016
I'm sure she meant to say 10 dollars

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Romance / Re: She Claims Her Husband Raped Her by Juxtified(m): 6:53pm On Aug 20, 2016
Can a man steal his own money from his own wallet?

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Culture / Re: Ooni To Tour Europe, Promote Yoruba Culture by Juxtified(m): 6:46pm On Aug 20, 2016
Na wah o. He should just transfer the traditional throne abroad and start ruling from there, so that at least he'll stay in one place to rule his people.
Religion / Re: What Are The Benefits Of Believing In God Or Religion To Nigeria? by Juxtified(m): 5:05pm On Aug 20, 2016
DeSepiero:


The majority of the clueless political class is either looting funds or praying that things will get better.
Then if Donald Trump says one thing about us, everyone becomes angry.
Its just the hypocrisy in us that makes us angry at Donald Trump's statements. Most, if not all, of what he says about Nigeria are facts. Who doesn't know that we rig elections in Nigeria, or that we have destroyed our country and are now spreading to other countries where things are working?

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Properties / Re: Why Your Child Should Learn To Swim. by Juxtified(m): 4:50pm On Aug 20, 2016
where are you based in Lagos
Religion / Re: PHOTOS: Pastor Who Allegedly Went To Heaven And Returned Buys A Brand New BMW I8 by Juxtified(m): 4:49pm On Aug 20, 2016
blessedvisky:
His members are selfless and homeless and hopeless oga
Ok
Religion / Re: What Are The Benefits Of Believing In God Or Religion To Nigeria? by Juxtified(m): 4:42pm On Aug 20, 2016
hahn:


Aka wishful thinking tongue



Care to elaborate?
Gladly. In as much as a lot of people have thrown this country back to the stone ages in the name of religion, there are still many people who practice true Christianity and Islam. People who pray fervently both day and night for things to get better, for wisdom for those in high places. Also there are those who will never retaliate when provoked, whether Christian or Muslim, because of their strong belief in God and peace. These are some of the little things that has been holding us together since.
Religion / Re: Paseka Motsoeneng "Mboro" Acquires BMW i8 - Photos by Juxtified(m): 4:34pm On Aug 20, 2016
His members I blame, not him

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Religion / Re: PHOTOS: Pastor Who Allegedly Went To Heaven And Returned Buys A Brand New BMW I8 by Juxtified(m): 4:29pm On Aug 20, 2016
lol.
I bet his members will be celebrating with him and praying for a similar 'miracle'.

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Religion / Re: What Are The Benefits Of Believing In God Or Religion To Nigeria? by Juxtified(m): 4:26pm On Aug 20, 2016
Religion is what has been holding us together from anarchy. Paradoxically, religion it is that has also been tearing us apart.

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Webmasters / Re: Is Naijaloaded Copying Articles From Nairaland by Juxtified(m): 4:20pm On Aug 20, 2016
callmelanner:

I guess you don't know what a forum is sad
There is nothing wrong in posting news on this FORUM as long as sources and links are included!
And you Mr-I-know-what-a-forum-is-but-can't-define-it-or-recognise-it-when-I-see-it, where are the sources and links on this one which you guys are complaining about [ https://www.nairaland.com/3282042/wizkid-banky-w-ebute-metta ] ?
Did finalboss1 snap those throw back pics himself?
Food / Re: This People Prepare Meal With a snake They Killed(graphic): Photo by Juxtified(m): 4:12pm On Aug 20, 2016
How many times will this story be pasted on Nairaland
Health / Re: See How Hospital Watched This Innocent Child Die (VIDEO) by Juxtified(m): 4:10pm On Aug 20, 2016
If they had no money for blood, who did you expect to give the child his blood?

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