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Politics / Re: Rising Poverty Greatest National Security Threat, Says Atiku by k9ine(m): 2:20pm On Jul 14, 2019
Public infrastructural inadequacy. gbam!

EVILFOREST:
For me naaa
RISING POVERTY and RISING POPULATION which equals to the INCREASING POOREST PEOPLE.....
....which eventually culminates into the only UNDERDEVELOPED UNDERDEVELOPING NATION of the WORLD....

NAME ONE MAJOR thing that has been added to the nation since the termination of the civil war....??
Crime / Re: Jeffrey Apkovweta Ewohime Destroyed Cars At Nigerian High Commission London by k9ine(m): 6:13am On Jun 18, 2019
I can't recall the last time I made a comment here, this is due to certain happenings on Nairaland. However, I can't hold back my shock and rage.

The award for "most stupid consular action" goes to ... The Nigerian High Commission, London. For releasing very confidential details of it's citizen to the public. Who does that? The FBI or MI6 would not even do that. I am not surprised the staff there chose to import from their fatherland bereaucratic wickedness, disorderliness, disregard for work processes and crass incompetence. All these are due to employment made based on man-know-man, tribalism, if not how do you explain that the passport has been ready since June 6th.

Most Nigerian civil officers are wicked and misdirected. A county court clerk or constable would not make this security error that a whole embassy made. Nigeria, I tire for you!

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Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by k9ine(m): 4:03am On Aug 27, 2018
Centino, Centino, Centino! How many times I call you? You dey ok so?
So you just decide say you go use laff to kill people today? We no go gree o. How you go dey nak big-big english for any small tin wey you dey describe; on top of dat one, you go com grind laff take am tey dey rub am as you dey describe am.

Look inside yor mind make you talk tru; dis kain tin you dey do e good at all?

Bro, I had to laugh out loudly like someone who inhaled laughing-gas, cos I couldn't hold it back.YOU ARE SUPERB!

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Politics / Re: EFCC Denies Acting Saraki’s Script To Undermine Buhari by k9ine(m): 12:12pm On Aug 13, 2018
So Jonathan and the PDP are no no longer the cause of Nigeria's problems? It is now Saraki that is the cause, trying to make Buhari and the APC appear weak and bad.

We would soon be told the 'Transmission IGP' is acting Saraki's script. Ineptitude of the highest order, bold liars without an iota of shame. Heaven forbid!
Politics / Re: Buhari Campaign Organization To Occupy NASS If Saraki Fails To Resign. by k9ine(m): 12:39am On Aug 13, 2018
Thank you. Ignorance is a disease which is curable.
Ignorance combined with wickedness is undiluted disaster.
How on earth can Buhari and the APC compare apples to oranges.
The PDP senators chose Akpabio as their leader to guide and lead the interest of the PDP in the Senate.
The Senators chose Saraki and Ekweremadu to lead the Senate and not to guide and lead the interest of the majority party in it. The law says members shall elect from among them (not from the majority party) a Senate-President and Deputy Senate-President; it does not say it should be from the majority party in the Senate. If it were so, then Ekweremadu wouldnt have got the DSP position.

The truth is staring right at them, but they choose to create their own illussions and tell Nigerians it's the gospel truth.
Ojiofor:
APC senators never elected Saraki as senate president in fact he was elected by mostly opposition senators,so he owns APC nothing.
Crime / Re: South African Orphan Narrates How Pastor Raped Her For 3 Years, Called Her Demon by k9ine(m): 3:12am On Aug 12, 2018
Congrats to you!
So you are one of those who still believe CAN, or Pst. Oritsejafor was to smuggle arms from S.A? Even after he stated clearly and with veriable, and verified evidence that the aircraft was rented from a company that he leased it to; you just couldn't allow your reasoning prevail over your programmed bias. Stop living in the realm of propaganda, read different views and use your grey matter to analsye stories.
While you are at that, I must say that it's such a sad story and we pray that the Lord God heals her and give her fulfilment. Amen.

cronsberg:
When i saw rape, i know a pastor must have been involved. Modern christianity is nothing but a fraud. From defrauding the congretion through tithe, to raping small girls and boys, to sponsoring killings in central africa and the phillipines, even our dear C.A.N was caught red handed smuggling weapons from south africa and posing as boko haram in bauchi. Yet they act as if heaven is only created for them as though they're the most religious people on earth even though u are most likely to come across a christian prostitute, fraudster, cultist, armed robber, child rapistt,drug pusher and smuggler, human trafficker, militant and kidnapper etc than u are likely to come across someone of another faith doing those things. Yet they have the nerve to criticize other faiths. Which sane human will stand in front of a statue or poster and worship it like christians do? Mtsheeew deranged bunch of people
Politics / Re: IG Report Confirms that Politicians ordered Senate Seige by k9ine(m): 6:19am On Aug 10, 2018
Look at a report an IG of Police wrote.
IG is it 'weep up' or 'whip up';
'did conspired' or 'did conspire';
'on a claimed of' or 'on a claim of'?
You don't also know the difference btw 'marks'and masks.
I know some folks would want to defend him that he didn't personally type the report.
The IG cannot give what he does not have. He who does not know, does not know. IG indeed!
Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by k9ine(m): 11:56pm On Jul 25, 2018
Centino I believe Josephine came to tears knowing that Ndi and Maya trully do love each other; secondly she almost corrupted that love they shared.

Centino:


...“What are we celebrating?” Maya said.

“My Keke. I will start work with it tomorrow.”

Maya stayed silent for a while and contemplated it. Then she opened her arms and they embraced. It was long and deep and it brought tears to the eyes of the watching Josephine....
Family / Re: Men In Marriage: How To Play The In-law Politics! by k9ine(m): 1:56am On Jul 06, 2018
A very well thought out opinion you just put down. I wouldn't just call it an opinion, I believe you just summarised a treatise on keeping a good husband and In-laws relationship. If any man has a wife who knows, understands and let him apply them in the home, the man is blessed among all men; and the home is always peaceful and progressing.

daewoorazer:

1. Never put up in in-law’s house!

2. Never accommodate family members!

3. Have a plan for all visitors!

4. Never accept financial aids NOR borrow from your in-laws

5. Scarcity is invaluable!

6. Respect and nobility will save you a lot!

7. Occasionally send gifts

All of it encompasses firmness and pride on the part of the husband while being respectful of the in-laws. Like I always say ''speak respectfully, but with firmness''. It's like self preservation - 'my family first'.
God bless you real good.

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Religion / Re: "President Buhari Is Caged By Cabal" – Mbaka by k9ine(m): 5:23pm On Jul 05, 2018
Fr Mbaka, so who do we blame; Nigerian voters, Nigerian political elite, the cabal, the devil, or Pre. Buhari?

I know you are an annointed priest according to the order of Melchizedek, God forbid I insult you; but don't you think it would be nice to just not say anything, since you were pivotal in bringing this ERROR into office?
Politics / Re: Olusegun Obasanjo Begins Work At NOUN As Students Facilitator (Photos) by k9ine(m): 4:51pm On Jul 05, 2018
We all know Obasanjo has his down-sides, but we have to give it to him when it comes to improving ones self. He is always studying, making himself useful even still internationally.
But we have one so called (make God help my tongue) Maj. Gen. M. Buhari who is currently Nigeria's president; from 1985 to 2015 (a whole 30 years), did not even get a diploma or certificate course done to improve his knowledge base, that is if he had any.
Yet Nigerians choose to elect him, (because he has a NEPA bill) and are expecting him to perform magic. Lie!
You cannot give what you don't have!
Buhari is not the learning type and will never be!

abokihater:
At 81 he got his PHD, not to old to learn, Baba is an inspiration

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Crime / Re: Sierra Leone Nurse Jailed For 15 Years For Raping Patient In A London Hospital by k9ine(m): 4:25pm On Jul 05, 2018
My broda, why you dey talk wetin you no know about? So you tink say Sinach and Chris dey run shows, na im Anita no bring the mata com out? Na easy market dat one for just be for her to take collect half of everytin wey Chris get.
Wen dem ask Anita weda adultery dey involved, she say notin like dat, except say the man dey just dey leave am for long time, too much.
Ore, talk the tin wey you kno, no dey follow rumour.

kolawoleibukun2:
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Sinach use her nyarsh snatch oyakhilome marriage scatter. N ppl no fit talk. because na their daddy day involved...

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Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by k9ine(m): 11:42pm On Jun 28, 2018
I missed Maya. Thank God she is back. Though naive she is, she is a girl with a good heart.
Centino, you and Ndifreke should ensure no harm comes to her again, else I will personally hold you two responsible. QED.

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Politics / Re: Ogboni Society Congratulates Rochas Okorocha Of Imo State (Throwback Picture) by k9ine(m): 5:21pm On Jun 14, 2018
Pls tell me those pictures of Rochas annointing those persons are fake.

Are they cursed? [/b]How on earth will they allow him to touch their heads; what is he?[b] I pity those 'victims'.
If you know, you know.

When people face some troubles in life, they don't know where it comes from. Rochas touch my head? Dem never born am well!
Culture / Re: Ovonramwen Nogbaisi: The Oba Of Benin Conquered And Exiled To Calabar By British by k9ine(m): 7:31pm On Jun 07, 2018
Are you alright, or you are beside yourself?

nowpresence:
why does the oba look like a drunk

Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by k9ine(m): 8:27pm On Jun 04, 2018
Dr Centino,
I am compelled to migrate from ghost-mode in order to thank you. You very much understand what you are writing about. It's a detailed and intelligent story about life with the masses, power of pure love, deception or showing one's true character, laws and ordering of the universe, and everyday struggle.

I must add also that, those who learn, know and respect the very laws, cause and effect that plays out within our mother earth are protected and peaceful. Those who don't, always run from pillar to post treating the symptom rather than the illness.

Once more, you are doing a great work. The one wey I like pass na how you dey take blend pidgin inside the stori, you go com carve am with beta oyibo ajetive; pecin go just dey look free film korokoro. My praya for you na "pecin wey say your eba water no go boil, dem no go sell stove for im town". Amen.

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Romance / Re: I Contracted Herpes From Sex Party With My Friends - Lady Cries Out On Twitter by k9ine(m): 6:26pm On Jun 04, 2018
Sex orgy? Na ash.ewo dis one and her friends be na.
An innocent man will soon marry this one as wife.
Religion / Re: Female Pastor Lifts Catholic Blessed Sacrament. See Reactions (Photos) by k9ine(m): 3:43am On Jun 03, 2018
I just noticed almost everyone is saying it's 'Blessed
Sacrament'. Who dash monkey banana?

I bet you whatever she has displayed in that monstrance is not a consecreted host. She has no power or authority to do that. As far as the prayer of consecration is concerned, that thing is not Christ present in the specie of consecrated bread and wine. The host can be bought off spiritual bookshops, afterall most pentecostal churches share host and wine.

She and her inner circle are the ones who know what they showing for adoration. It's the plain truth.

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Politics / Re: Buhari, Baru Have Made NNPC Worse: PUNCH by k9ine(m): 3:14am On May 29, 2018
Buhari is the President, and the substantive Minister of petroleum. How come it's still GEJ and Diezani that are running the Petroleum sector since June 2015?

Dis tin dey make eye dey turn me, e dey confuse me. I beg tell Lai Mohammed and Femi Adesina make dem torch lite the mata.
Romance / Re: Understanding The Secret Language Of Women by k9ine(m): 10:16pm On May 24, 2018
I guess you don't know Fela's song 'Beast of no nation' with the lyrics:
..."My people are useless, my people are senseless, my people are indisciplined"...

He sang it about the then Gen. M. Buhari when he referred to Nigerians as above. Buhari's delicacy is in the apportionment of blames, he's never guilty of nothing.

In the 80s Buhari blames middlemen for economic failure.
In 2016, Buhari blames PDP; blames GEJ and NOI for inability of mostly led APC states to pay workers salary.
In 2017 Buhari blames Benue natives for Herdsmen attacks, ask them to live peacefully with the 'killer' herdsmen.
In 2018 Buhari blames OBJ for current power failure.

The only person without blame is bubu himself.

chaarly:
i did not read the post but i think we all should ask fmr. President Obasanjo #WhereIsThePower

In Fela's Voice. . .

Look Obasanjo, before anything at all he go say
oh lord oh lord oh lord oh lord oh lord
oh lordddd uhd uhd uhd
and he dey do bad bad, bad bad, bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad thing
through Jesus Christ our Lord
Amen Amen Amen

Well, nobody sang about Buhari. . but not to worry, after 2019, there'll be lotsa diss tracks
Politics / Re: IGP Ibrahim Idris' Transmission Video Was Doctored - Police Reacts by k9ine(m): 8:33pm On May 17, 2018
I believe the part where his aide was reading the speech for the IG to repeat was also doctored.

Can you also tell us if this video (laying of wreath) below was also doctored, you can clearly hear IG Idris being laughed at. The man is simply unfit and a QSB (Quota System beneficiary).


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHdflNCCB_I

Well its what you are paid to do; not speak against your boss.

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Finally, Senate Passes 2018 Budget Of N9.12tr by k9ine(m): 6:04pm On May 16, 2018
There is no need wondering why Nigeria makes economic progress, but never welfare and infrastructural progress.

How on earth do we keep having a huge chunk of the budget spent on recurrent expenditure, and a tiny piece spent on capital expenditure. N2.9Tr of a total budget of N9.12Tr is of no effect, considering the decay and inadequacy of our national infrastructure meeting the needs of our pupolation.

If you are expecting any magic to be done, think again.
Politics / Re: Muslims (MURIC) Blasts Pastor Adeboye Over 2019 Doom Message by k9ine(m): 1:54am On May 15, 2018
Someone should please ask this MURIC Prof. if it is right to create cattle colonies for cattle rustlers and thieves from Chad, Mali and Niger, inside of Nigeria just as the mad man of Kogi State has done?

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Politics / Re: Muslims (MURIC) Blasts Pastor Adeboye Over 2019 Doom Message by k9ine(m): 1:49am On May 15, 2018
I can't believe he also preached love. Love and Akintola can never be in thesame sentence. Never#

Omeokachie:
Can you imagine Ishaq Akintola accusing someone of making inflammatory statement!
Politics / Re: Donald Trump Called President Buhari 'sir' - Yahaya Bello by k9ine(m): 1:39am On May 14, 2018
He was not voted for. He only inherited the votes of a dead man (who died before election result was announced).

IkemChris:
Sometimes I wonder what this man told the people of kogi that made them vote for him. Anyway he is a member of Rocha's group of stupid governance. Stupid Old Youth.
Politics / Re: Donald Trump Called President Buhari 'sir' - Yahaya Bello by k9ine(m): 1:23am On May 14, 2018
I just found out now Gov. Yahaya Bello is a first class illiterate graduate. I believe it's someone like him Buhari meant was unschooled and lazy.He called others old but failed to know Buhari is also old.

Bello know this if you didnt know: it's only formal for world leaders to refer to one another as 'Sir'. Even a young adult or youth is called a Sir in western nations.

Let's even assume Bubu was the first and only person Pre. Trump has called Sir, does that confer effective leadership on bubu?

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Family / Re: Zambian Woman Divorces Her Illiterate Husband After He Sponsored Her Education by k9ine(m): 8:49pm On May 09, 2018
Headline Reader cum Analyst, did you read the story at all?

[quwote author=kenzysmith post=67407128]she did the right thing how can she marry an illitrate that will embarrass her among her mates, she have to move on he is only a stepping stone [/quote]
Romance / Re: My fiancée is cheating again by k9ine(m): 3:26am On May 05, 2018
The greatest excuse that will cause a GREAT mistake in your life is what you just mentioned: "every one has known her".
If you choose to go ahead with the marriage, when frustration, heart attack, and grave sorrow beholds you,'everyone' will see your pain, but no one can carry tje pain for you.

Flee for your life while you still can!

Firstly, decide in your heart and mind to call it off now.
Secondly, inform your parents.
Thirdly, inform her of your decision( do not meet with her), and subsequently inform her family.

Brother, flee to the hills lest you be consumed by the raging pain, sorrow and death that will flow from her loins into the plains of your would-be married life with her.
Flee, brother flee!

antidisestablis:

Thanks very much once again my guy, I have made up mind this time to break it off and d only person that might want to stop me is my sis which I respect so much. I have told her everything,she was so shock with all my findings. She has told me to dump her ass without looking back.
The major challenges is that everyone has known her with me, the two families, the Church of God and my place of work. I know I will overcome it.

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Properties / Re: Truck Carrying Gas Cylinders Explode In Edo State, Houses Burnt. Photos by k9ine(m): 4:24am On Apr 29, 2018
In your default disrespect for Oba Ewuare II, your well packaged ignorance did not let you know, and laziness did not make you read it in the post that this happened in Ekpoma.
The present-day Benin Kingdom does not include Ekpoma. It covers the entire Edo-South Senatorial District.

PRESENTATION:
The oba should be attending to this rather than doing world tour with edo people’s money he gets from the govt
Culture / Re: Oba Of Benin Visits Ooni Of Ife by k9ine(m): 3:29am On Apr 29, 2018
Are you sure you are alright? I doubt it; your insanity must be of a very high rating.

NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



This yeye Oba travels more than a runs girl.

Ozuo King.

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Romance / Re: Married Woman Who Slept With Ex-Boyfriend During Pregnancy Lands In 'Trouble' by k9ine(m): 1:04am On Apr 27, 2018
Are you serious? You mean your church will ask for an abortion, which church is that?

NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Research has shown that over 70% of women who marry pregnant bring in bastards to their marital homes.

That's why my church refuses to wed pregnant women and even if you are; you must terminate it before you can be wedded.

I pity men whose wives are already pregnant on their wedding day.
Such men are the fools who train bastards.
Travel / Re: New Zealand Adds Prostitution To List Of Employment Skills For Immigrants by k9ine(m): 8:51pm On Apr 26, 2018
I hope you would also prefer to take a prostitute as wife, when you are ready to get married?

propanet:
That's a welcomed development. The Nigeria law should legalize prostitution because there is no way the government can win the war against prostitution, just the same way they can't win the war against marijuana.
Prostitutes play a vital role in our society and I respect them for that.
I prefer prostitutes to dating these pretentious whores parading themselves as girlfriends with legions of partners.

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