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Politics / Re: N10M Ransom Paid For Okonjo-Iweala’s Mother - Vanguard by Kelvinj(m): 5:33am On Dec 15, 2012
Kai those boys don hammer for this Xmas oooo....
Family / Re: Man Dies After Dancing Gangnam Style by Kelvinj(m): 5:06pm On Dec 14, 2012
chai...let them make sure they play gangnam style at his funeral
Car Talk / Re: Picture Of Another Nigerian Made Car by Kelvinj(m): 1:52am On Dec 13, 2012
nikkyshyne: Eerr, are those pieces from a plane crash or is it a damaged transformer
i was thinking the same....
hmmm in this 21th century?? u categorize this as automobile abi...God is watching u ooo

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Health / Re: Beware Of "Pillows Sellers In Lagos Traffic" by Kelvinj(m): 8:35pm On Dec 12, 2012
lol u buy beans pie insteadof meat pie.....wrong packaging
Health / Re: Beware Of "Pillows Sellers In Lagos Traffic" by Kelvinj(m): 8:33pm On Dec 12, 2012
man must waka ooo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Westham Vs Liverpool (2 - 3) On 9th December 2012 by Kelvinj(m): 5:59pm On Dec 09, 2012
That shouldn't have been a penalty it wasn't deliberate
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 9th December 2012 by Kelvinj(m): 3:26pm On Dec 09, 2012
City are just useless....kompany injured is a big blow cos kolo toure can't stop roney
Religion / Re: Man Sues Chris Okotie For Owing Him 14 Years Salary by Kelvinj(m): 4:19am On Dec 09, 2012
this gist long pass terms and conditions ooo...

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Car Talk / Re: Abuja Street Car Racing Gallery/discussions by Kelvinj(m): 1:54pm On Nov 30, 2012
Kill urself by urself...u can race on highways but streets Hahaha this is9ja we're talking about with half the masses walking on ht street
Music/Radio / Re: My Backyard Crew presents “Tonto Dikeh – Get High” Video by Kelvinj(m): 6:04pm On Oct 26, 2012
Lwkmd the producer fu .ck up pass grin cheesy
Crime / Re: Man Jumps And Commits Suicide In Port Harcourt by Kelvinj(m): 7:57pm On Oct 09, 2012
wahala dey ooo
Phones / Re: MTN To Introduce Nano-SIM Cards by Kelvinj(m): 5:07pm On Sep 28, 2012
mkmyers45: Mtn..if not that this my sim is world wide e for don go dustbin tay-tay
na the juju wey dey inside be that...u no fit troway ur mtn sim sake of say na world wide lol

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Phones / Re: MTN To Introduce Nano-SIM Cards by Kelvinj(m): 4:56pm On Sep 28, 2012
would be great cos the fone i use now uses that kinda sim card
Health / Re: Just Confirmed I Am HIV Positive by Kelvinj(m): 7:12pm On Sep 11, 2012
Can't remember when someone died of HIV lately anyways sorry man just make sure u keep 2 whatever medication administed 2 u and live ur normal life and ur partner should also go for the same test
Religion / Re: Woman Gives Birth To Horse In Edo Church by Kelvinj(m): 5:49pm On Sep 11, 2012
wow her horseband must have taken to much powerhorse b4 the show
Celebrities / Re: Davido Flaunts His Gold Jewelry On Twitter by Kelvinj(m): 5:40pm On Sep 11, 2012
well make una leave the boy make him display him fake gold nah....
Politics / Re: Bill Clinton Bowing Down For Obama [PIC] by Kelvinj(m): 10:39pm On Sep 06, 2012
Lwkmd....so?? Wetin happen if Clinton bow 2 Obama?? World go end
Religion / Prophet TB Joshua Predicts Another Plane Crash In Nigeria by Kelvinj(m): 6:56pm On Aug 14, 2012


On Sunday July 15th, 2012, TB Joshua predicted a looming plane crash that will take Nigeria by storm. According to him, if this plane crash is not
averted, around 9-12 top Nigerian politicians will die.
He further revealed that the crash will happen on their way back from a conference or meeting. They will be from nine to twelve in number and they’ll all perish. He said the devil plans to strike them if they are all together on one flight. According to his prediction, the solution to this looming tragedy is that all the officials should never board one flight. And that Nigerians should be in prayers to avert this coming disaster.
Phones / Re: Win Brand New Aeroplane! MTN Ultimate Wonder! by Kelvinj(m): 3:08pm On Aug 10, 2012
BlackBaron: What kinda aeroplane?

A cessna, air beetle or ...

Parking and hangar fees alone can make one flatline broke...
I was abt 2 ask same question...will the pay for packing space for anyone who wins it MTN and their broad daylight robbery
Islam for Muslims / Re: American Pastor Joins Muslims In Ramadan Fast by Kelvinj(m): 2:11pm On Aug 10, 2012
Well don't think that guy knows what he's doing...these are 2 religions that can never have anything in common....do he better tell us he's now an Imam and stop fooling himself

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Romance / was He Right Or Wrong by Kelvinj(m): 2:25am On Aug 10, 2012
A blind man married a woman that had given him the impression that she is very beautiful, the guy soon had an eye operation and regained his sight, only to find out that his wife is actually ugly and that she lied to him. He divorced her. What do you think ? was he right or wrong
Science/Technology / Re: New Species Of Snake Discovered In Brazil Looks Like Manhood by Kelvinj(m): 7:36pm On Aug 09, 2012
wahala dey ooo wetin we no go see for this world.....what does it feed on sef
Crime / Re: Naval Brutality At Sapele by Kelvinj(m): 6:52pm On Aug 09, 2012
thats the problem with Nigeria, we don't haveknow human rights....we thinks when ur in the force u have the right 2 get away with anything. this is called bullying and hope something is done about this if ever something will be done
Romance / Re: Anonymous Letter To Nigerian Ladies by Kelvinj(m): 3:07pm On Aug 09, 2012
nkemmu:



kai,guy you wicked ooo but nah tru talk you talk sha.poverty has designed the boy's mentality.@kelvin,blame your dad for making you poor ode.as for my topics if your fufu filled brain will allow you notice,that was the first relationship topic i put up and i did it to get comments as a new member.for your info,i got two sweet gals happily married.my husband is soo pround of muaa.so go make money and stop complaining poverty big brother nigeria.dont bother replyn cos i wunt open this topic again.see yaa!
LOL oh ok u were seeking attention so u had 2 lie...and now ur displaying ur real self and lying abt been married but ur first comment must showed that ur not. Well go learn hoe 2 lie more cos u just new in it. LMAO @ u involving my dad already
fankasibe:
u sound like a mature guy who is ready for marriage but no financial ability....i like ur style of coffession.....so help us God.

Nice try bro but am doing good and FYI am happily married
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Any Interested Guy Shld Attempt Diz 4 Qs 4 A Chance 2 Be My 2013/02/14 Date. by Kelvinj(m): 2:48am On Aug 09, 2012
CrazyMan: @those that replied.
If you're not intrested in the offer she made, then kindly leave the thread. Why is it that so many nairalanders are bad mouthed?

This is a public forum and no one is contributing a dime to Seun for its growth and development. So I believe everyone is entitled to have fun in whatever way seems best to them.

Its a pity that so many immatured junkies are on the net these days, they take everything so personal and expose their stupidity and foolishness at every sentence they make.
Well u don't have 2 call anyone names...just like u said they are also having fun
Romance / Re: What Age Did You Get Disvirgined by Kelvinj(m): 2:24am On Aug 09, 2012
Idowuogbo:
shocked shocked
How old was ur knacker?

Knacker and knackee...lwkmd Una no go kill me
Romance / Re: Women, What Number Makes A Man A Slut? by Kelvinj(m): 2:09am On Aug 09, 2012
150 @least tongue shocked grin
Romance / Re: Did I Do The Right Thing? by Kelvinj(m): 1:13am On Aug 09, 2012
guess u did the rite thing
Romance / Re: Anonymous Letter To Nigerian Ladies by Kelvinj(m): 1:02am On Aug 09, 2012
Kingsleyinfo: @Kelvin
Go back and read your letter again and u will see the mistakes in your open or closed letter or whatever it was for that matter.
Am not close to my pc I would have properly broken down your letter step by step to show u why your posts comes from a very naïve angle.

I have read and re read your post to see if maybe I could really get your point, but I still can't because its vague....
Pls can u point out the article in a magazine that says men are liars, cheats and useless..... And pls what does a marriage material look like? Is it made from cotton or wool.... Am not getting your point,
So because u are a man, she should smile, when u say hi,
If a girl has a taste of the type of guy is it now a crime? Its her choice let her be,
So from your high horse you believe that a poor man does not beat his wife? How naïve....
I can keep pointing out issues with ür letter but I wanna stop, and let you re write ür open letter. Come back when u have the right perspective on things maybe then real men will start applauding you.


SMH....i was thinking u had a point but u sound so clueless and acting like.... anyways i'll tell u again the letter didn't literally say rich men beat their wivies, if u have sense of reasoning like u claim that means actual sentence meant that what will u gain in following material things and ending up in misery(had 2 break it down for ur understanding)....real man and for the magazines ur requesting for,u can find ur answers here http://www.google.com/
Romance / Re: Do Relationship Get Stronger After Reconciliation From Betrayal & Break-ups. by Kelvinj(m): 10:07pm On Aug 08, 2012
well if u couldn't work it out b4 breaking up what makes u think it's gonna work when u comeback? For me I won't break up if we were gonna make up

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