Rotfl...

Beht wait oo girls to can be friend zoned... You're only on the guys' side

cstr1001:

You said her best.

Looking like someone else due to a davinci like painting on her face is not ''LOOKING HER BEST''.

She looks fake. That is not her best, because that is not her.

But you know on a regular day she won't make up like this.

I don't see anything wrong with the make up though...

You're a guy so I don't expect you to really understand.

coolebux:
Seriously searching for "the shades of handsome "

Lol... Have you seen it?

Let me check inside the drum Am comin

kkko:



I have been looking for it since you mention me but still yet to find the natural beauty. Natural beauty does not need bucket of paint on the face to show. This is called Painting work done by a facial painter. Shikina

Take a chill pill... It's her wedding day so she had to look her best. Even if she shuts down saclux paint because of her make up it doesn't matter.

tballeyy:
Dry wedding, rubish

Please when you're going your own pour enough water on the ground do that it will be wet

Your family has been long in the business that you know how to name and nickname the things you and your mentally deranged family do

I'm managing to survive but I still look better than you, your family, your Village people, your generation and your ancestors. Little wonder you guys cannot rise above "opo" and your family business "gbololo"


Stupid lonely randy old fool.

In case you didn't understand the first time (cuz you're a born fool) GET THE HELL OUT OF MY MENTION you fugly beast.

Quote me to affirm the above

jnfoage:

Coming from an opo managing to survive on gbololo.

Go in search of the best paying gbololo in town, that retired opo with overstretched cvnt may die of hunger this season.

FortifiedCity:


That means you didn't come out from the vagina then. You prolly fell from the sky

Yes na

FortifiedCity:


Oh I love babies.
I'm having a thousand and one of them. Wife to be take note

Yeah.. until they grow older and become annoying creatures

Thank God I was never a child o
I can't into this world all grown up

ogene144:

cn u gve out boiler

Fryer nko

obaataaokpaewu:
So what if one of the first 500 isn't near his location?

Jumia.
Konga
Olx
Amazon
Etc

FunkyAlhaji2015:
Why do handsome men and beautiful women always give birth to not so good looking children

Positive -positive =positive

Positive-negative=negative

This photosnapper must have paid this couple for such pictures... Its quite unfortunate that in this modern age we still have pictures like this.

Agimor:
What happened to her musical career?

She's on a break

Lilshorecords:
so what should we fry now?

Our mess

Ikmontana1:
ok den..cud u tell me ur Facebook acct name..?

This is a public platform

No hating but she shouldn't be sharing it on social media now .

We did something similar last year (not Christmas tho) at-home but nobody knows and nobody cares.

Charity is good but it becomes eye service when your to show it to the whole world.

Thumbs up tho

Ikmontana1:
am Godwin..cud u send ur watsapp number to me..??

No I couldn't Godwin dear

Ikmontana1:
hi..u are beautiful.. wats ur name..?

Makky

chiefojiji:
Fine you have decided to get help from here...... Which side of the chin did you slap??




,



If na left chin, then u need to slap the
right so as to get a better wheel balance!!!



No carry her go hospituu, dey here dey wait for prescription!

Chai now

Serve her communion. It works
There is power in the blood

Queendoncom:
Nairalanders please help me out here. I slapped my little sis last night since then she's been spiting out blood. Like if she tries to cough out catarrh through her lungs, it will be bloody.
Please nairalanders what should I do? I'm devastated.. could this be internal bleeding?

PS, she has ulcer, the doctor we called said it could be the ulcer. She has taken drugs since morning and the bloody is still coming out.
Please please I need help! Please!
Moderators please help me..
Lalasticlala please I need your help here.. please

Ikmontana1:
but u v always tried to get a girlfriend.. don't lie..am sure girls always fall ur hand nhi..

Lol winch

Oya ask me out let me see if something is really wrong with you

But on a serious note you're not really on the wrong track... Matter of fact you're envied but most people here but they'll refuse to admit. A wise man once did "do not awaken love before its time". And you've been able to do that for the past 23 years of your life.

You're highly respected for it. On a lighter note I think it's better you make female friends or if you have any long-time female friend you've been crushing on you can approach her.

But personally I think nothing is wrong with you

Vibesking:

Throughout my teenage years I never indulged in anything that is remotely considered as youthful exuberances. No parties.. No hangouts.. No rebellion.. No fun.. No girls.

I'm what you'll consider as a pretty decent kid. Been always studious and devote. I felt those stuff were distractions and a waste of time. so I was always buried in books and church activities.

I thought being uptight and serious would make me "successful" . Unfortunately.... It appears I might have been wrong. I see my friends who practically live in orgies and revelries enjoy life and still have things work fine for them. So I guess screw seriousness!

Recently I've been having a strange feeling of emptiness. I read up some books and most suggested that lack of love/companionship can be a major reason for feelings of emptiness.

It then dawned on me that I've never asked a girl out in my entire life. I've never dated. I never thought it was a big deal and I pretty enjoy my company alone. I assumed I'll get a girl when am ready for marriage. But hey... I don't even know if I'll be alive that long (tomorrow isn't guaranteed).

I've recently been feeling very lonely .. do you think it's a problem I've never experienced relationship with a girl at my age? I'll be 23 next year.

I don't care about intimacy cus you can easily get that without dating no body.

Constructive suggestions please

Somebody's mother oo

9jakohai:


Go read it, sweet cheeks, you might have your mind changed!

Never judge a book by its cover.

I know... Sorry
I thought you were one of those freeze people... I don't read their crap... So I thought you were one...


Good work... I'm cheering for you

Mirand606:


https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1244595659017636&id=444807728996437

This riffraff hasn't realized that I'm done with it....

Pained attention seeking perverted poo
Cuz nobody noticed you

Swerve abeg ...

jnfoage:

Lol. I can't remember asking the "rich" per pay chuk opo to narrate her miserable life and ugly circumstances leading to her cursed birth.

I can't also remember asking the opo to narrate what her cursed mother does for living, from which she was raised to be ripe for opo.

Yet, the miserable old opo bothered me with them.

What the opo was asked is a proof that she is better than church rats vide acc balance screen shot.

Opo, a church rat lives a better life than any opo. Opo no be job, na management, look for better job and stop waiting for droppings from men's pocket.

Have I told you I love you before?

I am a happy sheeple of Kingdom Diplomat and The Radiant Church

emusmithy:

"Leave Us The Sheeples (LUTS)" Campaign: By Emusmithy


The essence of this thread isn't to make anyone believe in the POWER and PURPOSE of TITHING. Mba!


It's to reveal to the entire followers of Freeze that they are only fighting a lost battle.


WHY WE TITHE:

Malachi 3:8-10 says so all about it. You can look it up Bible students.

Did Jesus personally command it? Oh yeah. He said, 'I have come to FULFIL THE LAW' not to abolish it. The law of Tithing, inclusive.


Freeze Vs Judas Is Carriot

The TAP(Tithe Against Poverty) Challenge didn't start today.

Jesus was going to be crucified. Mary Magdalene bought very expensive perfume to rub on His feet. JUDAS IS CARRIOT STOOD AND SAID, "MASTER, Men of God shouldn't be allowed to use such expensive perfs(cars, jets, suits, accessories, universities etc) Let's sell it and give to the poor. JESUS SAID, LEAVE HER ALONE JUDAS. YOU ALWAYS HAVE THE POOR WITH YOU. Most importantly, the BIBLE that searches the heart revealed, HE SAID THIS NOT BECAUSE HE CARED FOR THE POOR but because HE WAS A THIEF!

My people, Scripture is been fulfilled before your very eyes. Is this not same thing FREEZE is doing? He is a thief, biblically speaking.

To his followers: HAS Freeze RECENTLY GIVEN TO THE POOR AND THEN LET US KNOW? Or is he broke? A leader should lead by example na.


To his followers:

- Is there anyone (strong believer) you know who has stopped tithing because of Freeze? Let's see the person otherwise you're wasting Precious MB.


- If you were not tithing before, you haven't been scammed. Why are you bothered about US SHEEPLES that have been scammed and loving it.


- Are you now too concerned and caring about us SHEEPLES? WE ARE OKAY THE WAY WE ARE.


TO ALL TITHING and "soon-to-be" TITHERS in all these local assemblies:

-Living Faith Church
-Christ Embassy
-Hilltop Church
-RCCG
-Dominion City
-Apostolic
-Catholic
-Coza
-House on the Rock
-Anglican
-OFM
-MFM
-CHURCH OF CHRIST etc.


For once, LET'S TELL FREEZE AND HIS FOLLOWERS TO "Quit Ranting", THAT WE ARE HAPPY TO BE CALLED "SHEEPLES".


'Their Painment'

- Men of God, anointed vessels whom God called out of their comfort zones are doing well financially and fulfilling Scripture that says...


Psalms 89:27
Also I will make him my firstborn, higher than the kings of the earth.


The unusual authority and influence these men have is a concern to the devil and the 'kings of the earth.'- the naysayers.


BUT THAT'S ONLY THE BEGINNING. WHY?


Isaiah 2:2
And it shall come to pass in the last days, that the mountain of the LORD'S house (The CHURCH) shall be established in the top of the mountains, and shall be exalted above the hills (THE WORLD SYSTEM); and all nations shall flow unto it.

They'll soon flow into it- they're just making shakara. They want to know what is responsible for our influence but too proud to admit.


#droppen.


- LIKE and SHARE IF YOU ARE A TITHER and won't quit for no internet rant because you know how far He has taken you from grass to GRACE via your covenant practice.




- LEAVE US THE SHEEPLES (LUTS) CAMPAIGN!!!


I was born a sheeple...
I didn't choose my people
Can a sheep bark, out?
Like you want us to back out?

It's effortless! LUTS Campaign!

This is our voice!

#ttcc
#tithertillchristcomes

Pprovost:
Nothing pays like church business.....

Not even politics

Really??
Why not open your own and make much more?

BruncleZuma:

Lol I see joy in your eyes

Make we start.... To do the gaga shuffle