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whogohost.com seems to be the only webhosting company doing anyone good in this country.

@OP .. U are a bloody f.o.o.l for putting up this picture just becos they bear similar names, the guy in that pic has nothing to do with the stabbing of tiwa... Pls u can view the real tobi via this newspaper link and also read the story as narrated by the victim
http://www.osundefender.org/?p=81570

I think one of the nairaland admins should delete this topic

Seun: Dear All,

We've decided to launch a second banner ad design contest to increase the quality and effectiveness of Nairaland Ads.

Contestants are required to design one original and compelling banner ad for each of the following products/services/pages:
* Tonto Dike's songs: Hi and iTzova (link) - to encourage people to listen to the songs.
* Nigeria vs Liberia Match (link) - to encourage people to watch the upcoming match
* National Defence Academy Recruitment (link) - to encourage people to apply.
* Gulder Ultimate Search Season 9 (link) - to encourage more people to watch the show on TV.
* The Programming Section of Nairaland (link) - to encourage people to go there to learn programming.

well all i can see here is seun listing the most hopeless things in Nigeria and on Nairaland ...
Tonto Dike's song , the silly match ... gone are the days of trying to join NDA, with boko haram everyone is thinking twice, the cheating gulder ultimate search where everyone on the show had someone to vote them as his/her personal candidate ...

Last but not the least the programming section of Nairaland where the only topic that comes up is ...."HOW CAN I BECOME A PROGRAMMER?!"

zikclassiq:
call or contact me 08061156669, szikky@gmail.com to design your site @ N5000. My company designs, shows our clients the site who pays after acknowleding it.

NO OFFENCE PLS... but hungry web designers like you remain the reason why core programmers are not respected within this country... when you want to make such ads next time clearly state your profession .. Eg. I INSTALL CONTENT MANAGEMENT SYSTEMS FOR 5k
Even at that 5k will not go anywhere, that barely covers hosting..... so i stand to be corrected elaborate your statement

NO OFFENCE

yuzedo: huh? They go to school in Aba land??

did your mother spit you out

Phonegap .. using javascript, css3 and html5

achi4u:
...and ur user name speaks somthing.

LOL .. something like what ?

Antivirus92: I have heard alot of stories about the igbo identity on this forum. Please i need sincere comments. No insults,no bashings.

one of the completely senseless front page articles

*dhtml:
All i need do is to place a virus silently on the website to collect the transactions that take place on the site, then i go chop billions and become cbn chairman!

LMAO... long time

Dual Core:

The difference between opensource and closedsource (custom coding): Zero-day exploits.

And as Webdezzi has stated. A zero day exploit will conveniently be used to change the internet banking link on the homepage of that site to point to a phishing site. It does not matter if it takes Joomla 30 minutes to fix a zero-day exploit and if it takes GTBank 10 seconds to apply the patch. 30 minutes, 10 seconds is enough time to have tunneled a good number of innocent internet banker's info into a phishing site's database.

i completely agree with you... that's why all banks should have people constantly checking for flaws and correcting them without having to rely on the content developer

53cur3m0d3:
I concur wit U boss but the problem I've wit the stuff is why on earth 'd they leave an administrator link on a page generally accessible to every Tom,Dik and Harry

moronic web developer i guess...LOL
even if he has no programming skills i heard there's a plugin for joomla that hides that, don't know how true that is , i do not use joomla and i dont think i ever will

bigtt76: C.R.A.P ....I'm sure it was designed by one of them 1st Class Computer Science Graduate they're always looking for NONSENSE! After dem go begin de cry say omo boys don hack den site. How can you use Joomla ...OpenSource design corporate website and leave behind the default Administrator link intact? Any good Joomla user will jst 'smell' its presence and get down to work.

The painful part of it all is how the banks' Information Security Audit and Control departments are always fussy about any third party platform for payment collection as if the whole world would come down yet ordinary website ....ordinary website ooooooooooooooooooo <holding hands akimbo) GTBank never fit design shoooooo!

Abeg first OP ....hope no bi der u de work sha.....kindly convey our 'good' thoughts yaaa!

You lack proper I.T reasoning , i still do not understand why some myopic reasoning programmers tend to believe that opensource is just another way of saying a tool is unstable, regardless of the technology you apply when developing an application, open or close , the security or stability of the app or website is only as good as the programmers knowledge...

I got a call from a friend currently studying Electrical Electronics with the above named university ”Madonna Unversity”, Elele Campus to be precise in what i expected to be the regular pleasantries we share with each other followed by a lot of jokes.

I was shocked when he told me that two demonic looking beast were killed within the campus, i could not help laughing you cant blame me, a lot of people seem too desperate to know what goes on beyond the earth.

First it was a fallen angel in Ajah , which JustNaija proved to be compleltely false then a woman gave birth to a horse .. child with a Koran and another with a Rosary.

So you cant blame me for not being quick to believe…. While i laughed and mocked him he told me to check my bbm message, my jaws dropped it was far from anything i have seen Photoshop do and i actually recorgnized the buildings (O_o).

He had this story and i quote :

“On wednesday two demonic looking creatures were killed by security operatives within Madonna University Elele campus, a smaller one was first spotted close to a uncompleted building, security operative attacked and killed it , hours later a bigger more fierce looking beast was also spotted … Most people said it came for revenge , i personally cannot say what it came for but it was also killed.”

source: http://justnaija.com/photo-demonic-looking-beast-killed-in-madonna-university/

Javanian:
Again..None of your sites have a mobile version...Be professional in what you do...

HUH?! ... i guess they got what they paid for, plus how does it affect his current situation

Trut: Says, “I’m Reading, Analysing Bible, Fasted For Four Days”

He was crafty enough to escape
Sources from the prisons, said the former Delta State Governor is now an imprisonment in Nigeria, but not in the United Kingdom where he was slammed with 13 years imprisonment by a Southwark Crown Court in London.
Source: http://www.thepremiernewsonline.com/articlereader.aspx?newsid=gdehcgcbacfaeedhfa

HUH?!

dear english ... Rest in peace

completely false ... why are Nigerians dedicated to damaging the image of GEJ and his good works

do u know any school located in lagos where i can learning any Nigeria Language

Jo.dazzle:
hostcoal.com is still the best

LMAO ... LASTMA

lordZOUGA:
there is no leisure in programming... You think frustration is fun?

programming is not my hustle , i do it for fun....Personally i think you wont go far in programming if you go into it expecting to get you daily bread from it, it should be a thing done out of free will, gradually you find it paying the bills, your comment is still the basic reason the open source community is lacking Nigeria

aiit man

I still cant stop laughing every time i come across a post relating to how useless GEJ is , it only shows the level of reasoning within the country, if by now you still cant see that GEJ is the messiah of this country then you are part of the low thinking majority within this country.

i'm not saying he is the best man for the country, but he is definitely better than the others...Plus he's God sent

str8_talk:
anoda misdirected arrow in nairaland.

you are completely clueless .... Mention one of the past presidents that attempted to do what GEJ is doing right now... even if your goat goes missing you will still blame GEJ like he is responsible for the stupidity of those that fail to carry out their assigned duty.

i am still waiting to see what GEJ has done wrong to deserve all the criticism he is getting .... Personally i think he is the best thing that has ever happened to Nigeria..#JustSaying

*just passing* *stops*

Please avoid visual basic .. anything related to visual basic, anything with basic attached to it ... you can choose from any of the other languages suggested...personally i recommend c#

*dhtml:
How am i suppose to manage support, question, forum all at the same time to support the framework? You wan make i run down ni? I reject am.
Lemme just dey manage small small dey go. . . .

LOL.. you need a team , volunteer programmers that will work with you

henrychubayo:
Do you know the meaning of email? Electronic mail. Have you used a post office to post an emergency mail to police? No. You use mail to report cases of gross misconduct by police or report areas or needed attention. The same is applicable here as This can only be used for large reports and not emergency. Have you forgotten that police have contact phone numbers even visibly writing on the vehicles according to the locality the patrol? In every country, the police have emails to report cases and issues of concerns and why would nigeria police own be a strange one. Guys plz do understand

Attending to the bolded first .. NO i dont , though i write software
To the rest of your stated claims, i guess you belong to the class of Nigerians that still believe this country is one, oh well.. Talking about emergency numbers, u better get on your knees and pray you never need to call it.. if fuel is not available its no driver..

The scam in this country is beyond obvious and if you cant see it then you are obviously blind .


Addressing the second bolded ... because we have more important issues to tackle, LIKE CORRUPTION WITHIN THE POLICE FORCE.

Come to think of it who are we going to send the report to, the same corrupt police officers that extort innocent Nigerians far away from the police station they are assigned to so you cant trace them, or Armed robbers that dont hide their faces due to confidence and believe that the Nigeria Police cant and wont come around till the whole robbery is over.


Telling me the Nigeria police now have an email for reporting crimes is a bigger joke than the Night of a thousand laughs

*dhtml:

Kaarrrramba! whats that?

btw, i just finished a simple form API, that is very easy to use - supports nice and smooth frontend and backend validation.
Can be used by people with average knowlege of php/mysql.

And it can be plugged into existing cms / framework. I borrowed some techniques from smarty engine and drupal forms api.

Am plugging it into this framework to complete a particular job am working on, mehn, i need to sleep small o.

u need a team

useless idiots ... so when armed robbers are banging on someones door .. he will quickly turn on his laptop then send them an E-mail...

VICTIM: "Help armed robbers are banging on my door, should i open or wait for a patrol van"..

with networks like MTN ... "Email sending failed"

ARMED ROBBERS: "we know you are trying to send an email, mumu Phcn just took the light at the police station plus mtn is on strike.. u better open this door"

Beaf: If all of you were babes, I'd have developed the right formula to drop ya panties!
[b]The OP didn't even start the ball rolling (as grace demands), [/b]but una just begin drop number anyhau sha! Lol!

HUH?!

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but how does this affect the current crisis in jos