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Romance / Re: The Right Time For A Man To Rent An Apartment? by not2long(m): 1:49pm On Mar 27

When you start having wet dreams

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Islam for Muslims / Re: 72 Signs Of the end time. by not2long(m): 10:33am On Mar 22

Bull shiit, as if those things don't happpen before the advent of islam

Family / Re: Describe Your Mom In One Word by not2long(m): 10:04am On Mar 10

Caring

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Muslims: How To Make Your Husband Happy by not2long(m): 10:02am On Feb 19

Please how is this topic not applicable to any woman?, you just wanna show you are also relevent by putting muslim woman in front.

Anyway she should e servicing her husband regularly with nice mouth action. He will forever be grateful

Romance / Re: Super Eagles Player You Would Like A Date With On Valentine's Day? by not2long(m): 7:12pm On Feb 12

No super eagle player I prefer aristide bance, bance fine pass all of them, sexy with 6 packs

Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso - AFCON 2013 Final (1 - 0) - On 10th February 2013 by not2long(m): 10:49am On Feb 08

If nigeria wins they will play at the next confedration cup

NYSC / Re: How Did You Spend Your First NYSC Allowee? by not2long(m): 11:41am On Jan 25

Mammy market took all my money.paid for pictures I took.I settled soldiers and beer joint took the. Rest.I was fortunate to see transport from camp to my ppa even though I slept in a church

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Religion / Re: Nairaland 2013 Watch-Night Service by not2long(m): 11:08pm On Dec 31, 2012

Lets the service start.what should i bring along.and is there an after party.i can bring star and alomo and chicks dey.let the party start

Politics / Re: Tunde Bakare inducted into Nairaland Politics Section Of Hall Of Fame 2012 by not2long(m): 7:29pm On Dec 28, 2012

Pastor Bakare

Politics / Re: Nairaland Politics Section Hall Of Shame 2012 - Grand Finale by not2long(m): 2:49pm On Dec 23, 2012

Chinua Achebe

Violent/Disgusting Non-Celebrity Crimes / Re: London-bound Nigerians Caught With Cocaine At MMIA by not2long(m): 5:25pm On Dec 08, 2012

These people again

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: *~Coogar Voted European Football Section Poster Of 2012 *~ Congratulations by not2long(m): 5:22pm On Dec 08, 2012

A-40

Sports / Re: *~ A40 Voted Sports Poster Of 2012 *~ Congratulations! by not2long(m): 5:22pm On Dec 08, 2012

A-40

Politics / Re: 3rd Annual Politics Section Hall Of Fame/Shame by not2long(m): 5:21pm On Dec 08, 2012

Hall of fame : Tunde Bakare

Hall of Shame Chinua Achebe

Politics / Re: Politics Section Poster Of The Year 2012 - Katz, Gbawe & Naptu are finalists by not2long(m): 5:20pm On Dec 08, 2012

Katsumoto

Politics / Re: What's The Difference Between 'Osun State' And 'State Of Osun' by not2long(m): 3:50pm On Dec 05, 2012

State of Osun is the right one.

There is no where you see Texas state or California State

Its State of Texas , State of California.

Aregbesola is correct

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eozgyUlDR4Y

Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland's New Ads: Questions & Answers by not2long(m): 5:01pm On Sep 28, 2012

not2long: Hi Seun,

I have 3 questions:
1)Do you allow animated banners,the ones up here look too plain...
2)Do you do Geo targeting(can we target based on location)USA visitors only
3)Do we get real time stats or do we have to wait for your daily report
Can we work on a CPA (cost per action) Basis

am still waiting for your reply

Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland's New Ads: Questions & Answers by not2long(m): 3:58pm On Sep 28, 2012

Hi Seun,

I have 3 questions:
1)Do you allow animated banners,the ones up here look too plain...
2)Do you do Geo targeting(can we target based on location)USA visitors only
3)Do we get real time stats or do we have to wait for your daily report
Can we work on a CPA (cost per action) Basis

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Business To Business / Re: Hot Product From USA Just Arrived!!! Profit Margin Too High To Ignore. by not2long(m): 5:27pm On Sep 26, 2012

the way you advertised this product sounds good, but do i still need to go to a vulcanizer to amend the leakage?

Politics / N5000 Note: Don’t Disgrace Me, Jonathan Begs Mark, Tambuwal by not2long(m): 7:07pm On Sep 20, 2012

At a meeting Tuesday night, President Goodluck Jonathan begged Senate President, David Mark, and Speaker of the House of Representatives, Aminu Tambuwal, not to disgrace him over the controversial plan to introduce a denomination of 5000 naira.

A source in the Presidency and other sources close to Mr. Mark and Mr. Tambuwal told SaharaReporters that the president made the plea during a meeting with the legislative duo shortly after the two chambers of the legislature passed resolutions demanding that Mr. Jonathan rescind the authorization he gave to Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, the Governor of Central Bank, to print N5,000 note.

The president reportedly granted the approval five months ago without the knowledge of lawmakers.

One of our sources said that the president felt that, should he retreat now, he would be perceived as weak and easily intimidated by members of the National Assembly and Nigerians opposed to the introduction of the naira denomination. The policy has been roundly criticized by many Nigerian groups, including labor activists, church leaders, and economists.

A source familiar with the meeting told SaharaReporters that Mr. Jonathan cajoled Mr. Mark and Mr. Tambuwal. “He kept saying to the Senate President and Speaker that he felt he was being dictated to. He kept saying that the National Assembly and some Nigerians were out to intimidate him. Then he looked at them [Mr. Mark and Mr. Tambuwal] and said, ‘Please, please, don’t disgrace me.’”

Mr. Jonathan specifically asked the legislative officials to ensure that the two chambers withdraw their motions on the issue.

A source close to Mr. Mark told SaharaReporters that the two legislators showed little sympathy to the president’s pleas. “They [Senate President and the Speaker] told President Jonathan that they were in a better position to tell him about the feelings of Nigerians towards the policy,” said the source.

He added that the legislators counseled Mr. Jonathan to abandon his support for the proposed currency denomination so as not to risk more battering to his image. “They told Mr. President to act without delay in putting a halt to the plan,” the source said.

http://saharareporters.com/news-page/n5000-note-don’t-disgrace-me-jonathan-begs-mark-tambuwal

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (Rising From the ashes like the Phoenix, Gunners march On) by not2long(m): 9:20pm On Sep 11, 2012

Pataki:

My friend will you sharap?! See this is why I keep calling you a frog brain fan. Did Ottmar Hitzfeld win CL for Bayern? Just because he won it for two different teams, you all want to identify with him. The only time he ever got that to CL final for Bayern was in 1998 or so, and what happened? Same old pathetic Bayern, keep losing the plot when it most mattered. Frog brain fans, do I need to school you peeps or what sef?!

The point is this, a world class coach cannot remove the gross stewpidity that is engrossed with Bayern. Wenger saw this and he declined to coach Bayern. If that is lost on you and Dayokanu, please be kind enough to retain your new found identities as frog brain fans.

ONLY AN ARSENAL FAN!!

Politics / Re: Commercial Driver Crashes& Kills An Albino (with Pics) by not2long(m): 7:08pm On Sep 01, 2012

not2long: A commercial bus driver has killed an albino girl riding on the back of a bike along Kudirat Abiola way the Ikeja/Oregun/Ojota axis of Lagos and injuring two others at Ojota while attempting to escape, driving even more recklessly.

The tragedy hit around 12.35pm as a yellow commuter bus was driving against the one-way traffic along Kudirat Abiola way, just opposite the lane to activists on a march to commemorate the death of prominent civil rights lawyer, Gani Fawehinmi, today.

The activists had begun their march from under the popular bridge along Obafemi Awolowo way in Ikeja with five police vans watching them closely.

The train was going smoothly before the bus suddenly ran into some motorbikes and pedestrians on Kudirat Abiola way near the Olusosun garbage dump. The albino woman was killed in the accident.

The strong collision threw the woman against the culvert, instantly breaking her right leg and causing a crack on her skull, she died some thirty minutes later according to the police.

The activists ended the procession to engage in a furious chase to catch up with the hit-and-run driver riding on the back of several bikes at Ojota the road seemed closed to traffic but the commercial driver in his haste to escape hit two other persons made an u-turn towards Alausa where he was finally rounded up by the comrades.

The killer driver has been apprehended and detained at the Alausa Police Station.

Politics / Commercial Driver Crashes& Kills An Albino (with Pics) by not2long(m): 7:05pm On Sep 01, 2012

A commercial bus driver has killed an albino girl riding on the back of a bike along Kudirat Abiola way the Ikeja/Oregun/Ojota axis of Lagos and injuring two others at Ojota while attempting to escape, driving even more recklessly.

The tragedy hit around 12.35pm as a yellow commuter bus was driving against the one-way traffic along Kudirat Abiola way, just opposite the lane to activists on a march to commemorate the death of prominent civil rights lawyer, Gani Fawehinmi, today.

The activists had begun their march from under the popular bridge along Obafemi Awolowo way in Ikeja with five police vans watching them closely.

The train was going smoothly before the bus suddenly ran into some motorbikes and pedestrians on Kudirat Abiola way near the Olusosun garbage dump. The albino woman was killed in the accident.

The strong collision threw the woman against the culvert, instantly breaking her right leg and causing a crack on her skull, she died some thirty minutes later according to the police.

The activists ended the procession to engage in a furious chase to catch up with the hit-and-run driver riding on the back of several bikes at Ojota the road seemed closed to traffic but the commercial driver in his haste to escape hit two other persons made an u-turn towards Alausa where he was finally rounded up by the comrades.

The killer driver has been apprehended and detained at the Alausa Police Station.