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Crime / Re: Crime Suspect In My Area ,will Police Pick My Call If I Hide My Number , by Oblongata: 1:15am
Create a pseudonym Twitter account and give the information to their handle.
Education / Re: UTME: 1.4 Million out of 1.8 Million Scored Less Than 200 by Oblongata: 10:14pm On Apr 29
Many of them dey nairaland. No sense, no thinking faculty, nothing! Just to dey press 'like' and to dey insult their elders!

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Politics / Re: Ortom To Yahaya Bello: Go There And Respond, Don’t Disgrace Former Governors by Oblongata: 9:41am On Apr 29
If you have something to hide, you will run even when nobody is chasing you...

Ask Wunmi (Mohbad's wife). That one is dragging matter because of how many minutes DNA test?

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Crime / Re: My Experience With A Scammer And What Helped Me Out by Oblongata: 10:19pm On Apr 28
Thank your stars my brother.

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Religion / Re: A Response To Pregnant Dolls And Pregnant Men In Kids Clothes by Oblongata: 11:37am On Apr 28
nairalanda1:
I am a christian, and yes, we are concerned about what our children watch.

But often times, in giving warnings to our children, we tend to use the sensationalism of the web to promote our message.

As an example, this thread...https://www.nairaland.com/8068185/pregnant-man-kids-tv-dolls

It made two assertions

1.That there is a pregnant male doll being marketed to our children

2.That there was a pregnant man on a Nickelodeon show.

I'll take both allegations in their turn.

(DIsclaimer: This does not constitute an endorsement of smut or dirt on kids tv. Parents have to be vigilant and discerning. Our advesary is alive and well).

1.Pregnant male doll being marketed to kids.

Has been proven to be fake. VIde Reuters..

[url]A spokesperson for Mattel told Reuters that “a pregnant male doll is not a Mattel product.”
A reverse image search reveals that the image circulating online originated on a satirical website, Babylon Bee. On May 10, 2022, Babylon Bee released an article with a headline that reads: “Mattel Unveils New Pregnant Ken Doll[/url]

The report is archived here

2. As for the second assertation...yes there was a pregnant man on the Nick show 'Henry Danger'


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY2wzcRPI94

It's from season 5 and it is titled Captain Mom. Apparently he became pregnant from eating an alien egg...which last I checked is not part of how trans women get pregnant...really. It's a common sci-fi trope where a human interacts with an alien culture and something goes wrong...somewhere. (and it s quite old as the hills..see a character on star trek enterprise getting pregnant and that was 20 years ago, and he got pregnant by holding the alien's hands...yes, it is that riddiculous..but bear with me). It is viewed as kind of abnromal. throughout the episode.

And anyway, Nickelodeon has had a lot of issues with its programming, so either way parents have to be careful (see the recent documentary Quiet on the set for more details...airs on ID if you have dstv.).


SO in conclusion

1.Allegation one was false

2.Allegation two is a common sci fi trope...an old one even. Nothing to see there...and the character still identifies as a straight male.

My little commentary does not mean we should not be watchful though.



I am sorry, I don't know how to give you a million likes... sad

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Education / Re: What My Wife Does. by Oblongata: 10:53am On Apr 25
Kontinu...

U are doing well...

Don't worry, na wan small family party una go get, her younger ones and her cousins go begin dey send you message to go find opener, etc, na that time your sense go open...
Dem dey call you small boy, u dey laff. Od.e

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Sports / Re: Pictures Of Asisat Oshoala With The Antetokoumpo Brothers by Oblongata: 7:21am On Apr 25
Omoluabis

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Education / Re: Zookeeper Devoured While Trying To Rescue Woman From Lion – NASU Chairman by Oblongata: 7:11am On Apr 23
DrDeuce:

Good morning sir God bless you for helping that guy with his tfare here on the family section https://www.nairaland.com/8068681/anyone-token-complete-tfare#129561960
but please can you help me too sir I have no hope of feeding today. Please help me with anything sir may God replenish you.
Sssh.

It is well with you.

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Family / Re: Can Anyone Help With A Token To Complete My Tfare by Oblongata: 8:36pm On Apr 21
Grootiam:
Good evening.

Please I'm asking for assistance if anyone can help me with #1500 to complete my transport money please.

UBA

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I pray God bless the giver in many ways.
It is well with you! Sent a small token.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Is IMPROVING Under The Tinubu Administration by Oblongata: 5:09pm On Apr 15
jazzman7711:
Where does one start?

In every sector I am seeing improvement.

7 more years of this, and we could be the JAPAN of Africa.

But here’s the joker. The icing on the cake that will jell all these improvements into one unstoppable snowball of progress and advancement, and that is the POWER SECTOR.

I am 1,000% certain that Tinubu will be the president to finally solve the power issue in Nigeria.

And when that happens, all I can say is, “the rest of the world, watch out for this powerhouse of an African giant. THE NEXT JAPAN, and the first genuine BLACK SUPERPOWER of the modern era.”

I strongly believe that Nigeria will be great again under the Tinubu's administration. We only need to unite and forget our differences, let's all lift Nigeria up the little way we can!!!

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Politics / Re: Only The Blind Will Say Tinubu Has Failed – Matawalle by Oblongata: 2:58pm On Apr 13
dododawa1:
Mostly


OBIDENTs
only obidients

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Politics / Re: Only The Blind Will Say Tinubu Has Failed – Matawalle by Oblongata: 2:57pm On Apr 13
Oya hateful people, come and masturbate...

Una food don done!

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Properties / Re: Luxury Apartment In Banana Island Ikoyi For Sale by Oblongata: 12:18am On Apr 11
I watched the video all through and I did not see any price angry
Family / Re: How Do I Correct My Wife? by Oblongata: 10:32pm On Apr 10
safarifarms:
Maybe you can just start a new habit of taking her along with you to bath together when you are preparing for work.
Baby loading... grin
Crime / Re: Guest House Owner Arrested For Allegedly Beating Man To Death In Imo by Oblongata: 11:18am On Apr 08
Melagros:
COMRADES, I don't understand, why is it that in Nigeria a culprit will commit crime and when the media is reporting the incident his or her identity would be concealed? (Blurry face-photo)
Innocent until proven otherwise by the court of law!
Family / Re: Woman Carries Her Husband On Her Back While Crossing Muddy Road (Pictures) by Oblongata: 10:18pm On Apr 05
It was quite logical...

The lady had a skirt on, unlike the man with trousers....

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Crime / Re: 18-year-old Suspect On The Run After Putting Viagra In Church Water Tanks by Oblongata: 12:29pm On Apr 05
Satan sef go weak grin

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Car Talk / Re: How A Nairalander Pimped VW Golf2 From Scrap by Oblongata: 9:06pm On Apr 03
Abeg wetin be the meaning of pimped again?💁🏽
Business / Re: Dele Momodu Is Officially The Face Of "I Cannot Do Transfer" by Oblongata: 6:51am On Apr 01
Sense no go kill this man grin
Politics / Re: Dave Umahi: Lagos-Calabar Expressway To Be Completed In 8 Years Under Tinubu by Oblongata: 6:46am On Apr 01
Hate people go still complain.

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Politics / Re: INEC Disowns Labour Party National Convention by Oblongata: 7:43am On Mar 28
These guys would have been worse than APC

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Romance / Re: South African Ladies Reveal The Moment They Realized They Were “Hoes” by Oblongata: 5:38pm On Mar 27
MyVILLAGEpeople:
This comment off me. embarassed embarassed
When I read it phone drop from my hand... embarassed

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Religion / Re: I Used ‘abidoshaker’ To Bring Down Dollar — Prophet Odumeje by Oblongata: 10:18am On Mar 27
Namdeenero:
Seems Abido shaker is the real deal.. And I’ve been using Lefasefare since 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️
You no well at all grin ! You made me laugh out loud cheesy

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Sports / Re: All African Games: Nigerian Athletes Break African Record In Thrilling Race by Oblongata: 8:24pm On Mar 20

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Politics / Re: Alibaba: Some States Should Have Been Local Government Areas by Oblongata: 9:49pm On Mar 19
Depriest2020:

Ogun state IGR is bigger than the 5 state IGR of south east Nigeria put together.
fixed.

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Food / Re: Group Spotted Eating Frogs At Home by Oblongata: 9:44pm On Mar 19
Wonderful!
Romance / Re: New Born Baby Lost In Thought Just Days After Birth (photos) by Oblongata: 4:30pm On Mar 14
O boy! As I beg reach, na still naija this angel carry me put!

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Car Talk / Re: Which Durable Car Can I Buy For 1M For School Runs by Oblongata: 4:28pm On Mar 14
Corrolla 2000

Baby boy... etc

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Ranks 10th In Africa’s Most Unsafe Countries For Women by Oblongata: 9:35pm On Mar 09
The list no make sense...

How can South Africa, that has the highest number of rape cases, be 3rd in safest place for women?

Or are their men raping themselves?
Politics / Re: Tinubu: Nigeria’s Economy Not Distressed - Information Minister by Oblongata: 8:52am On Mar 06
In BAT we trust!

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Sports / Re: Messi Has To Retire For Someone Else To Be Regarded As Best – Haaland by Oblongata: 7:02pm On Mar 05
Spot on
Celebrities / Re: Trending Video Of Mohbad's Dad Rapping In The Studio by Oblongata: 8:36am On Mar 02
If you have ever lost someone close, you would realize this man is very strong! Deep down he is empty, but trying so hard to fill the void!

We will never forget how you went to naira marley's room to beg for your son when he was alive!

With teary eyes, you went down and begged someone young enough to be your Mohbad! Just because of the love you have for your son!

You were there for him when nobody else was...

Now they are babling that you are out for the money, yet u remain strong!

Respect baba!

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