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Politics / Re: Ministry Of Mines And Steel Development To Launch Web Portal by Oildichotomy(m): 11:46am On Nov 06, 2017
I know with the GIS component attached to the website, some crude millions will sink into this website and the site speed will slower than Baba himself.

I pray the site is mobile responsive and constantly updated by qualified tech-personnel and not civil servants, if not it will go down as one of those many milking contracts that do not see the light of day.

About time a news about Kayode Fayemi's Ministry though ?
TV/Movies / Re: NTA Used A Sellotaped Microphone To Interview A White Man (Photos) by Oildichotomy(m): 11:38am On Nov 06, 2017
I don't know but I see NTA more as a Northern TV station. If you want to get a feel of the North, just tune in!

The Strong Kwaruption accent of their reporters ain't funny. They should upgrade though

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Properties / Re: The New Lagos Tenancy Law:who Does It Favour Most? The Lanlord Or The Tenant? by Oildichotomy(m): 10:03am On Nov 06, 2017
babaskool:


In addition, the quarterly, half-yearly tenancy you saw above simply means the duration for the period of the tenancy, not the method of paying the rent. so quarterly means a 3 months rent, half-yearly tenancy means a 6 months rent e.t.c

Kind Regards

Akinola Eluyefa ESQ
ESQ if I am to get you correctly, One can have yearly tenancy in this instance and pay less than three months?
Properties / Re: The New Lagos Tenancy Law:who Does It Favour Most? The Lanlord Or The Tenant? by Oildichotomy(m): 9:13am On Nov 06, 2017
nwolisar:


I noticed it too, why give contradictory statements in different sections of the law. More so the agreement part we talked about, without stating if the law supersedes the written agreement when there is a litigation and the tenant has already signed an agreement which may not be to favourable.

In all, it is fair to both parties, I think Landlords who don't depend totally on their property for means of livelihood can easily evict tenants who default, if they stick to monthly or quarterly rent payment.
The Landlords still hold the aces

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Properties / Re: The New Lagos Tenancy Law:who Does It Favour Most? The Lanlord Or The Tenant? by Oildichotomy(m): 7:09am On Nov 06, 2017
Nigerian Laws doesn't really make for good reading and understanding to be honest. They are not explicit and are always subject to interpretations and loopholes that lawyers can exploit and twist to their advantage.

While a part of the law says things like either of the tenant/landlord shall not collect rent in excess of three months, another section 12 is ascribing time-bound tenants like monthly, half-yearly, and yearly tenants which pre-supposes that the payment schedule is actually at the discretion of the initial agreement entered by both parties.

Infact, Landlords can easily spell out how they want their rents to be paid in an agreement and if a tenant append his signature to it, he is duty-bound to follow through with that.

Lawyers can help explain that part better if I didn't just get it Anyways, Landlords still have the upper hand in my opinion

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Politics / Re: Benue’s Anti-open Grazing Law: Miyetti Allah Wants FG, NASS To Intervene by Oildichotomy(m): 10:28pm On Nov 05, 2017
Due to lack of consultation, our people lack the technical know-how to conduct cattle ranching because even if we accept to practice it, we lack the needed expertise.
I have serious issues with this wack line of thought from these herdsmen.

No innovation whatsoever from them, tells much about the archaic mindset of a typical cattle herdsman in Nigeria, they are not thinking beyond using the sticks and weird noise approach to cattle ranching. I'm very sure they will prefer open grazing to any other thing.

The Miyetti guys have indicted themselves already. WTF has the association doing since it had been set up!

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Celebrities / Re: Timi Dakolo 'Worried' Over His Wife's Sexy Look For Girls Night Out (Photo) by Oildichotomy(m): 8:08am On Nov 04, 2017
Those guys coming for Timi Dakolo's head in this post sometimes surprises me. Can't you just see or read the joke behind the statement?

Na wao

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Politics / Re: Protesters Demand Sack Of Abba Kyari As Buhari’s Chief Of Staff by Oildichotomy(m): 1:57pm On Nov 01, 2017
Why can't they protest against the Chief in command. Asking for ABBA Kyari sack is asking for too much.

Bubu is stubborn and not that smart to see any reason behind his removal. Babachir lawal sendforth is a case study

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Politics / Re: Maikanti Baru Cancels Transcorp Dinner For National Assembly Members by Oildichotomy(m): 10:12pm On Oct 31, 2017
Ok
Politics / Re: Atiku Missing As Buhari Presides Over APC Caucus Meeting (Photos) by Oildichotomy(m): 8:16am On Oct 31, 2017
Another of those boring political stories that engages the youths in trivialities. If he doesn't attend.. why should we care?
Business / Re: Bvn-related Asset Forfeiture May Jolt Banks Like TSA by Oildichotomy(m): 7:43am On Oct 30, 2017
This is absolutely ridiculous and downright wicked. This is the most apparent anti-people government in the history of the country. After shooting up the fuel price, suffocating us with weak naira, Implementing a TSA programme that led to huge job losses in the banking sector, They are going ahead to tactically defraud people of their monies in the name of policy.

There are provisions in the money laundering act that makes it possible to flag suspicious account for the forfeiture they seriously crave, not going through the back door to steal. they have not shown any slice of accountability for the glorified loots recovered so far, nobody has any concrete idea of the figures.

This is daylight robbery garnished under a dangerous policy regulation. These are symptoms of a lazy government that cannot creatively innovate new revenue streams to shore up their greedy expenditures but always finding the easy way out to steal and some people are not smart enough to see the hidden intent behind this action.

Nonsense!!!

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Politics / Re: Tinubu, Modu-Sheriff, Ben Bruce At Tosin Saraki's Wedding (Photos) by Oildichotomy(m): 7:41pm On Oct 28, 2017
Another of those self-reflective occasions that is supposed to reset the brains of our youths towards politicians but NO, they sit their lazy bum behind keyboards to support the nitwits in power for crumbs.

When are we really going to learn that they don't care about us?

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Politics / Re: FG To Increase Power Generation To 20,000 MW – Minister by Oildichotomy(m): 8:43am On Oct 28, 2017
I don't know what these idiots take us for?
Like who are you deceiving?
Politics / Re: Seriake Dickson Visits Rotimi Amaechi In Abuja (Photos) by Oildichotomy(m): 7:50am On Oct 28, 2017
They had a meeting at the Minister's instance and no report of some sort to the press. I can see the ChannelsTV Microphone there, or is this another of those PR stunts to launder their image.

If he went there to lobby for a railway or something.. Shouldn't they just tell already instead of sunning their teeth for the cameras?

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Business / Re: UBA Introduces Video Live Chat With Co-browsing Technology by Oildichotomy(m): 7:38am On Oct 28, 2017
Hope it works seamlessly without any hiccups! Nice innovation by the way
Travel / Re: 12 Beautiful Resorts In Nigeria Where You Can Enjoy Your Honeymoon by Oildichotomy(m): 10:12pm On Oct 27, 2017
All these bloggers sef.. You churn out a list with no exact specifics and you post some random pictures all to curry SEO.

Ayam not understanding you guys sef

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Politics / Re: Buhari’s Government Is 50 Percent PDP Controlled, Says Ali Customs Boss by Oildichotomy(m): 9:56pm On Oct 27, 2017
My dear comrades, the battle and the job starts now.


Just listen to a government official in Nigeria

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Politics / Re: Maina’s Return: We Did Our Best – Magu by Oildichotomy(m): 11:23am On Oct 27, 2017
Am I the only one that just got bamboozled with the news?

Feeling dizzy already, They intentionally spin these news to look more confusing to waterdown the emotions they originally would have caused.

Oh my! The media is a major problem sef

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arraigns 65-Year-Old Man For Currency Counterfeiting In Kaduna (Photo) by Oildichotomy(m): 10:30am On Oct 27, 2017
You can be rest assured this poor old mallam is in for a life imprisonment of some sort. He don't have the money to pay the premium defence lawyers to argue his case and to add insult to injury he is damn poor.

Welcome to Nigeria once again
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Religion / Re: Biafra: Anambra Church Declares 40-Day Fasting by Oildichotomy(m): 6:24pm On Oct 26, 2017
omooba969:


My people perish coz of lack of knowledge.

You don't know anything. cool
i know something...You be surprised grin

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Religion / Re: Biafra: Anambra Church Declares 40-Day Fasting by Oildichotomy(m): 6:16pm On Oct 26, 2017
With this news the guys from the west and North side will have serious heart attack.
Even Buhari reading this can practically go into coma.. Like WTF.. this people again
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Education / Re: "FG Should Give Special Funding To Private Universities"-Alaafin Of Oyo by Oildichotomy(m): 7:22am On Oct 26, 2017
One of those funny opinions you read everyday in the news that makes one to wonder whether those that share them thought them through first.

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Business / Re: Nigeria Loses $90m Investment To Kenya As Coca-cola Expands Operation In E’afric by Oildichotomy(m): 7:37am On Oct 25, 2017
Come to think of it, Coca-Cola reserves the right to invest anywhere they deem fit .

Isn't it?
Crime / Re: IMT Student Stabs Prostitute To Death In Enugu (Graphic Photo) by Oildichotomy(m): 12:08pm On Oct 24, 2017
Konji that would have been cured with 4k resulted in a death.

And you still don't want to believe that
Konji, poverty and anger are bastards

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Politics / Re: Enyinnaya Abaribe Speaks On Nnamdi Kanu’s Whereabouts by Oildichotomy(m): 11:53am On Oct 24, 2017
Another judicial back and forth charade to keep us busy for the week

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Arrives Niger For ECOWAS Meeting by Oildichotomy(m): 11:41am On Oct 24, 2017
I Haven't seen all my life a president that travels the way this incompetent fellow does! He is always quick and ever ready to climb up the jet provided it is outside the shores of the country.

Is it that the country is uncomfortable or too hot for him to stay? For a President that haven't visited southern Nigeria three years into his administration helps confirm the sectional perception some of us have about him.

Bottom line : He lacks even the most basic skillsets for leadership, How he become president is sickening!

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Travel / Re: BRT Driver Faints While Driving In Oshodi, Lagos (photos) by Oildichotomy(m): 11:03am On Oct 24, 2017
The way these LASEMA guys manage to take those professional well-lit and edited pictures even during emergency situations makes one to think they are staged somewhat.

Get well Mr driver.. body no be firewood

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Politics / Re: The Man Maina And Those Liable For His Return To Service by Oildichotomy(m): 10:55am On Oct 24, 2017
You left out two of the most important puns in this reinstatement chess game.. That is the Chief of Staff and the Minister of Justice.

Those guys hold the balls of Buhari and can smack them anytime they deem fit

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Politics / Re: Maina’s Reinstatement: A Classical Example Of Honour Among Thieves-PDP by Oildichotomy(m): 9:58am On Oct 24, 2017
Fine response from the PDP but there is still K-leg in the whole arrangement.

PDP ain't better.. They are all and the same

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Politics / Re: Atiku: My Restructuring Does Not Involve Change In Current Sharing Of Oil Money by Oildichotomy(m): 2:14pm On Oct 15, 2017
Another opportunity wasted by this Atiku guy. Thank God Nigerians are reading in between the lines whenever these politicians speak such

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Identify Scam Interview Invitations by Oildichotomy(m): 8:08am On Oct 14, 2017
This is another of those job advice again

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Commissions The Construction Of Bonny-Bodo Road In Rivers State (Photos by Oildichotomy(m): 4:06pm On Oct 13, 2017
blackcoffee:



The purpose of the event was to flag-off bodo-bonny road project that has been abandoned for 27years and not to commission the road
Isn't this more confusing and deceiving? They are hosting a red carpet event for a flag-off!

This is definitely for the gullibles! Why are people like this! Have Nigerians not learnt enough already?

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