Oga, na painful phone be windows phone. Firstly, you must download Zune on your laptop and install it. If you dont have Zune and laptop, then you are f*u*cked up. Then you also need a credit card. After installing the Zune on your laptop, you will then create a Zune login ID and put your details online, also you need a microsoft id eg, live mail, hotmail or microsoft email, then after your account is created on Zune , go to market place on the zune application to browse whatsapp, select it , click next then buy then click next, fill in your card details and the rest is history. So painful. Android for ever.

Never name your SON " Okontami" cos he will steal all available PUNANNY

Puss*y Lickers, drunkards and Bleep*aholic CHAPEL

sub_zidi: Nice topic: recently a friend complained to me of how her hubby has been chatting up random gals on the internet eg badoo, 2go collecting bb pins+phone nos of the ladies on these social network sites! She found out and all hell broke loose in fact she went mad & smashed both her phone & her hubby's phone as she had earlier forewarned him about chatting with strangers(ladies) off the internet all in the name of making new friends!! In my home I am making conscious effort to ensure it doesn't cause a distance hubby is a geek and myself nairaland addict the reason I'm online @ NL while hubby is snoring away in his sleep hehehehe

You are so funny, imagine say bros say he wan do at the time wey you dey write this post. And you are telling him to please give you 5mins, . We really need to watch our usage of social media. It breeds infidelity and so sad that ladies are getting killed. Please the rest should please leave people's husbands alone.

@ICherisu, its so painful that we men sometimes do things that we cannot take to our partners. Using the internet or other distracting gadgets at the time you are suppose to spend quality time with your partner is very destructive to relationships. It is very important to prioritize our activities and assign times to when we will browse, play our games etc. These non living things must not jeopardize our marriage. Imagine if you start browsing too and you are ignoring him when he needs you, then he will say you are changing and you don't love him again. It is pure selfishness. Kindly tell him to put himself into your shoes.

Wonderful post, I hope my wife reads this. She is always glued to her I- pad. If i want to do something, she finds it hard to answer me, just because of her mails and office work. Guys, now i know am not the only one in this situation

Akata or no Akata, we are all free about our opinions. Let us listen more so we can understand how much people know about us and their ignorance. We don't have to rain curses and abuses,all we need is to inform and educate others. A whole lot of foreigners don't know that Africa is a continent, they feel Africa is a country. I met a chap that cant even believe Egypt is in Africa. Cos, it beats his imagination that such land marks could be in Africa. Lets continue to inform and educate them. I consulted for a dutch company recently and the chaps kept asking me how come i have so much grip and command. Few of them know a lot about us and are very good ambassadors at spreading the right view about Africa. They know we are very competitive and very proud people, never taking no for an answer. We are just rugged, but plenty wahala dey ground o. I rest my case

Guys no lady rejects a great treat. It depends on what exactly you want. If its a truthful relationship, you might need to give her time to really reflect on her view about you. otherwise, if you just wanna bang her and she is this godess giving you a strong headache , then give her a treat of her life eg. a weekend holiday in Kenya, Ethiopia , South Africa , Dubai or UK will do the job if you can afford it, if not you can look inwards in Naija and the rest is history. Your JT is already dangling in her PUNNY. True fact

Leave her for someone who have money. Go out and hustle for money, then u can come back.

I do not agree with stupid attitudes. Why must women always be on the receiving side. Men are humans too. We will always love our partners but we will rebuke them lovingly when needs be. Its always good to be realistic in life. All you posted is only fantasies. Intelligent ladies are free to criticize us too, but with some intelligence

Since most of you ladies live terrible lives of lies and deceit when single. I highly recommend the change of number.

Guys, all I hear is bla bla bla bla. F*uck weed, cocaine is a hell of drugs

Sometimes in life, we find succor in the most useless things. Guy, I feel u

@Poster. Dude, u have a great post. But it would have been super without this line " And if you must know, I will never speak against any man that beats his wife for the reasons mentioned above provided the wife has been warned consistently about her wrong doings”. Beating a woman is not an option, if our partners want to beat us, they would have killed us. In fact my own wife would have sent me to the hospital severally. In a relationship, if your differences can not be reconciled, just walk away for a while. It goes a long way to put you in a position of advantage.

Okontami

Mr Poster, if I am not tired of PUNNY at over 300 different flavors, then something must be there. Please, PUNNY is so sweet, it is lovely , it is delicious, it is exciting, it is highly appetizing. Why will u go for a dirty a*s*s hole. Please come to our side. PUNNY is great, You will be glad u did.

Okontami

@ Poster and All: You guys need a little more exposure. That is how all invitation letters from SSS, EFCC or Security agencies are written. I have been invited by these outfits twice and the same words were used un edited. They will maintain that you are the one to interview them. I rejected the EFCC letter in 2010 and they sent me a reminder stating the same statement. Guys get close to any law enforcement agency and you will know that that is the correct syntax in their discipline. No body should try to argue with me blindly.

Guys, this is not new. Many ladies are so attached to material things that you get so pissed off. But it is worthy of note that these girls that misbehave are product of poverty stricken homes and the wanna be gangstress. I became so bad because of these materialistic ladies. The good thing is that there are lot of Good girls who are very sane and are disciplined. Also note that all women have their problems. They have a complaint for every season. If you meet all their needs, they will tell you "is it money that will give me joy" , they need your presence, when you give them presence and attention without money , they will say they cant cope with a broke guy. If you do the two, they will be too tired of you and tell you you should add fun and spices to the relationship. If you add spices, they will say you are cheating on them because of all the places you know and you are outgoing. They will start to suspect you. Staying with women is an alliance with mixed feelings. it can only be really frustrating and could be fun. Lastly, if you are seeing are love alone, wait your time is coming, you will see her other Side.

@Poster, My friend, which one do you lack:

a) Manners
b) Home training
c) Wisdom
d) Knowledge
e) Understanding
f) All of the above

You just opened your wide mouth full of odors to insult people. You better watch it and frame your topic in a better way.

Oga Poster, you want to help your brethren. That is very good. But looking at your eyes, you are a bad fornicato*r . I can see you want to fornicat.e with that small girl. Ole

MOd please move this to the chronic Joke section.

Goldie has been used by the idiot

Halleluyah

@Poster, thunder fire your Toto hair, so u just want us to talk for talking sake. You this nonsense fornicat*or

Mr Nosu, getting a Vet doctor is to ensure your guys will be in healthy condition. Its safe . Dont start if you dont have at least 100k

@ Poster, Please note that for me and some other real dudes, no amount is too big to spend in order to increase the punny count. Its all about the evil in the mind of a cassa*nova. He disappearing,he was doing his count somewhere else. He probably forgot about u. He then stumbled on ur contact and started calling back in order to try his luck. As usual, time is the greatest perfecter of situation and patience and endurance are virtues of a cassa*nova. He will wait till he can count his scores on you. Pls note that once he screws u. Thats all. He will not look back, not even a call to you. One shot is the prayer of every cassa*nova. We are not interested in the second one and you know that will pain you to the marrow. Please dont believe the divorcee crap. He aint no divorcee...Its just a story line

Sosoluv i prefer to say LOL . :oThank you for your opinion

afroxyz: I am looking to get into squrriels, grass cutters and snails. How lucrative is it? I have this belief that people must always eat.

Oga, me i no know about all these other animals o. I only know about pigs.

Also dont forget that you need where to dispose the wastes. Its a real big headache . So figure that out before your neighboours kick your ass out of your area.

Hi Nosu, you need to get a land to do this. If its going to be in your compound, no problem. You need to get a bricklayer to do the costing of flooring the Pig cage for you , cement , granite etc . Also u need a carpenter to buy design how d cage will look like . It must be strong. You will buy planks, nails and roofing sheets. Then after you are through with the cage. You need a continuous flow of water and water source. You are required to get a borehole to get you continuous water or well. Also ,you need to source your pigs from good stocks. Also, you need to source PKC or other feeds . A vet doctor is important for the success of your farm.

But guy, remember...There is a waiting time. You will spend first and not make money for about 1 to 1and half years. This is not money medicine or Juju money.You have to sow before you reap. You have to wait and dont be distracted. Its worth it.

Let me know what more u need to know.