[color=#006600][/color]mine goes thus;we were datin,i got pregnant n all e culd say was u know av been seeing another gall n she's also pregnant so i wnt u to abort yours.i thought does dis guy think am as dumb as he is,so i told no worries i'll keep it even at that.when he saw that i was very stubborn after all he said n did jst to get me to abort d baby he finally accepted his faith n i later found out d gal wasnt even pregnant 4 him.my boi is now a biiig boi.

Back in secondary dis lad told me she was pregnant 4 me...I was so scared, not knowing wat 2 do; I had earlier broken a thermometer in d lab dat term, so after being asked 2 replace it, I kept d broken one in my trunk...Not knowing how 2 handle dis pregnancy stuff, I invited d gal to a place somewhr @ nite and asked her if I cud test d pregnancy with d broken meter... Allah if u see race whr dis gal carry takeoff because she lied. Lolz

i will neva do anyfn to hurt yhu..mehn..wtf! r u God

As we started dating, I asked her 'wen did u have sex last' she told me its over two years ago

lynpetra:
@omo igbohater,
O ma se.Ashawo work we your mama teach me na e u take dey abuse me?All the fu(k we i dey f(k up and down,you think say she no get her cut?Your mama wey fucck agbero tire under oshodi bridge before she rolocate go north?That useless papa na him i blame!For say no be say danfo jam am kill for oshodi after d kparaga wey him steal money,i wonder how ur mama for sit down do ashina work wey she take train you.BUT SHE TRY,SHE NICE.those days wey demi dey fu(k her give her 200,150,250,she dey dash me small money inside.Greet her me,gbaskie!AREA!!MY ROLE MODEL NONI!!omo ale.

IS THIS MEANT TO BE FUNNY DRYYYY

Igbohater:

IS THIS MEANT TO BE FUNNY DRYYYY

You dont expect your knowledge of the truth to be funny,do you?Nwa agadi ka n' agwa ashawo.

CoCoLav:



Lol! the mere fact that he was arguing with me was what made it more annoying. Like it was sooo clear. I already suspected who the girl was so the next time I saw her, all I had to do was take a look at her hair and gbam!

Any incriminating message on their phone is never theirs. Its always for their cousin, friend or dead grandfather.

i can soo relate to this

boomssey:
[color=#006600][/color]mine goes thus;we were datin,i got pregnant n all e culd say was u know av been seeing another gall n she's also pregnant so i wnt u to abort yours.i thought does dis guy think am as dumb as he is,so i told no worries i'll keep it even at that.when he saw that i was very stubborn after all he said n did jst to get me to abort d baby he finally accepted his faith n i later found out d gal wasnt even pregnant 4 him.my boi is now a biiig boi.

Awwwww *bighug*
Ur son shall continue to b a source of joy n blessing to u
Men can b so irritating aswear

khukhi:


Amen!

.
I add more Amens to yours.

lynpetra:
You dont expect your knowledge of the truth to be funny,do you?Nwa agadi ka n' agwa ashawo.

Iyala yae ati awon ebi e lon bawi. Iwor omo oshi ajimarori olobogbigbe olofoo yii

hmmmmm

imotal:

LIANA!

LIAN

khukhi:


Then why try to score points on that..if you're royalty and ur broke then keep it to yourself because where I come from you're not judged on what ur daddy has but on what YOU achieve.

Word!
He must hv been bragging bout that!

....told her i was goin to the moon

..her reply: when?

..conclusion:..for some reason..they juss dont gerrrit ..dak skin females (no offennse)

Igbohater:



Iyala yae ati awon ebi e lon bawi. Iwor omo oshi ajimarori olobogbigbe olofoo yii

Omo oloriburuku jati jati nie!!Awon omo odo Werey!iyala iyala iyala iyea. ka akika ta gbuo gi tupu e nwuo!(may caterpillar eat off your body before you near your graves).Ozu nkita gwara ala( demented dead dog).

Impulse80:
Babe u fine no be small

ohh damn hot...

Hadizy:


OK. No p. I just don't know why but I just trust you. Even though my instincts may be wrong but I believe you

hey plz permit me 2 pm?

zeeayinita:




Awwwww *bighug*
Ur son shall continue to b a source of joy n blessing to u
Men can b so irritating aswear

Aaaaaamen dear,tanx!

luckybaddest:
I swear to god you are the one that disflowered me so I told her I can't see any traces of blood,,,she replied yes my sister told me that not all girl blood come out of their pri. Part in the first time.... Lol I told her say am so so sorry maybe we should did it for the 2nd time so that blood will come out

bro same here. I was confused

@mayosky u sent me mail bt i'm unable 2 check my mails.reason is i forgot my password n dis hapnd lik last yr.i would av rectified d issue bt dint bother.culd u brief me d content of ur msg?tank u.

Igbohater:



Iyala yae ati awon ebi e lon bawi. Iwor omo oshi ajimarori olobogbigbe olofoo yii

Na war?

#universitydays#my ex and i entered his room,behold there were earrrings on the ground,i did not even notice them.the next thing he said was "inans oh inans,his girlfriend forgot her earrings after they spent the night in my room last night"for my mind i say,you don see mumu of the year nah.some guys need to learn how to lie properly or just say the truth.

Mayosky15754:


hey plz permit me 2 pm?

Let the copulating begin.

adedayourt:


Eyaa, sorry dear

It's past. A lesson learnt tho

you are the first guy to see me naked, was wondering how she lost her virginity

She is just my ex he would always say,yet he makes hidden late night conversations with her...pictures of her in his mobile....contact still saved as BABE. #i wonder wat dumb student I am with such a gud grade? Could it be my lecturers fault?

Just remembered another lie, makes me laugh when i think of it, i am a junior pastor in my fellowship and i cant date a guy, its against the rules of a fellowship, saw pictures of her and her new bf kissing in his Toyota Camry few weeks later, Girls Though# Thank God it was a fling..

Am still a virgin, meanwhile she rides like a horse#

lynpetra:
Omo oloriburuku jati jati nie!!Awon omo odo Werey!iyala iyala iyala iyea. ka akika ta gbuo gi tupu e nwuo!(may caterpillar eat off your body before you near your graves).Ozu nkita gwara ala( demented dead dog).

Ogun loma paya ee


Shoponaa loma gbemi ee

Airomo bi ti je ti e

Ofo lomi ekor nshe ofo ti je tie

Omori odo kiridi joko ooni ridi joko nile okor

Agbejulee lomo dengbe gi eleeraa, awon okunrin ama gbe ee julee ni

Patapata lomin poro ina patapata lopolor e maa joba

Oni sha oun to daa jee

Ooni jeree

Oma yawere mor tile ni

Iwor omo ofo abii pabee alailekor atokowabaleje yii

boomssey:
@mayosky u sent me mail bt i'm unable 2 check my mails.reason is i forgot my password n dis hapnd lik last yr.i would av rectified d issue bt dint bother.culd u brief me d content of ur msg?tank u.

I wont feel comforty spilling it on air....

daey118:

Let the copulating begin.

Wetin concern u, u feel everybody has a corrupt mind......

Igbohater:



Ogun loma paya ee


Shoponaa loma gbemi ee

Airomo bi ti je ti e

Ofo lomi ekor nshe ofo ti je tie

Omori odo kiridi joko ooni ridi joko nile okor

Agbejulee lomo dengbe gi eleeraa, awon okunrin ama gbe ee julee ni

Patapata lomin poro ina patapata lopolor e maa joba

Oni sha oun to daa jee

Ooni jeree

Oma yawere mor tile ni

Iwor omo ofo abii pabee alailekor atokowabaleje yii

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