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Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Michelle55: 12:33pm On Jan 26, 2015
emusmith:


Sooo true...some of us are like that grin
hmmmmm... dey dia dey talk say " most of u r lyk dat" while d rest are busy getn married nd avin cute kids!! emusmith... GO and MARRY oh!! i don talk ma own finish!
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by AmaechiLinus(m): 12:33pm On Jan 26, 2015
Really!!! Now i know am due for marriage. Any girl/ lady interested?
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 12:36pm On Jan 26, 2015
Michelle55:

hmmmmm... dey dia dey talk say " most of u r lyk dat" while d rest are busy getn married nd avin cute kids!! emusmith... GO and MARRY oh!! i don talk ma own finish!

cheesy... Na dis year o... Dis year no go pass us by grin ...You na single?
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 12:37pm On Jan 26, 2015
AriDsexy:


Nice reply,I was going to same d same thing to him,considering most of his topic about women and relationship....Emusmith,I thought u know so much about women?
Lmao
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 12:37pm On Jan 26, 2015
AmaechiLinus:
Really!!! Now i know am due for marriage. Any girl/ lady interested?

They're many...scroll up...Thank me later cheesy
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by parcifal: 12:50pm On Jan 26, 2015
IN ADDITION----
1). When his bathe Soup(which lasts up to a week) now lasts only for 3 days and u start seeing Verseline or Salad cream beside his pillow.
2). When his bank account balance has gone more than 7 digits especially if his from South-East...
THEN HE IS DUE TO GET MARRIED... Lolz
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Michelle55: 12:50pm On Jan 26, 2015
emusmith:


cheesy... Na dis year o... Dis year no go pass us by grin ...You na single?
amen for u oh... na ur weddn rice i dey prépare for abeg
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by simdam500(m): 1:20pm On Jan 26, 2015
What it with these rules and regulations on nl these days....


This sounds mature tho wink
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 1:32pm On Jan 26, 2015
emusmith:


LoL.... Read the conclusive part of my thread wink

okay I don see ur disclaimercheesy
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by ipromise: 1:46pm On Jan 26, 2015
@ op as if u know what i am going through..... grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by lonelydora: 1:57pm On Jan 26, 2015
Number 4 so true.
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 1:57pm On Jan 26, 2015
obongproff:


okay I don see ur disclaimercheesy

cheesy
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 1:58pm On Jan 26, 2015
lonelydora:
Number 4 so true.

I'm happy to hear that... BAN ( Bachelors Association of Naira land) grin
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nicklaus(m): 1:59pm On Jan 26, 2015
Nneka123:
so true cheesy
. How would you know that.
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 2:00pm On Jan 26, 2015
Michelle55:

amen for u oh... na ur weddn rice i dey prépare for abeg

Answer my question na, Michelle...; D
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 2:01pm On Jan 26, 2015
simdam500:
What it with these rules and regulations on nl these days....


This sounds mature tho wink

Thanks grin
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nicklaus(m): 2:01pm On Jan 26, 2015
kayciano:
My man u tried but am YET TO EXPERIENCE This and am aging gracefully....
THERE are things I LOVE doing for myself.. and don't need assistance...things LIKE.
WASHING my clothes na my HOBBY..
WASHING my car na Hobby..
Cleaning my room na my Hobby..


D only thing I find difficult is COOKING but I pay a Lady to make my meals...
She visits does massive Cooking and gets paid for it and leaves.....and she enjoys it ,because sometimes some incentives are accrued to her..
. I am dying to know what those incentives are. She probably cherish them than the normal pay. Like your style bro.
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nicklaus(m): 2:07pm On Jan 26, 2015
They don't apply to me. Cooking is what I love doing the most. Let's just say I don't like going to buy cooking things. But I don't intend to put all those responsibilities on my wife alone.
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by lonelydora: 2:17pm On Jan 26, 2015
emusmith:


I'm happy to hear that... BAN ( Bachelors Association of Naira land) grin
you look me finish call me BAN? Well when I married you were still in the womb.
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 2:29pm On Jan 26, 2015
adewasco2k:


Really? OK...good morning wink
hehe...good afternoon smiley
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 2:33pm On Jan 26, 2015
lonelydora:

you look me finish call me BAN? Well when I married you were still in the womb.

Hmm... In a faceless forum plus your pix not been there? grin
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by seyibobo(m): 2:54pm On Jan 26, 2015
Very true.
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 3:07pm On Jan 26, 2015
seyibobo:
Very true.

cheesy...Are you married?
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Missmossy(f): 3:07pm On Jan 26, 2015
Buhahahahaha very funny one grin

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Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 3:08pm On Jan 26, 2015
Mossy, I keep seeing you...Everywhere I go...hmm...cheesy...what does it imply? undecided
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Missmossy(f): 3:10pm On Jan 26, 2015
emusmith:
Mossy, I keep seeing you...Everywhere I go...hmm...cheesy...what does it imply? undecided
Huh


Dunno undecided

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Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 3:11pm On Jan 26, 2015
Missmossy:

Huh

Dunno undecided
Huh

Dunno :-/

Hmm... undecided
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by seyibobo(m): 3:55pm On Jan 26, 2015
emusmith:


cheesy...Are you married?

Not yet.........
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 4:11pm On Jan 26, 2015
seyibobo:


Not yet.........

OK
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 4:18pm On Jan 26, 2015
Aridsexy... your dp sha cheesy
Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Michelle55: 4:28pm On Jan 26, 2015
emusmith:


Answer my question na, Michelle...; D
wats ur question ?

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