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Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by StreamerBlogger: 5:52pm On Jan 09, 2015
hello really love d erotic in ur name would loved to get to know to can u pm me ur pin.
EroticAngelina:
thanks smiley
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Nobody: 5:58pm On Jan 09, 2015
StreamerBlogger:
hello really love d erotic in ur name would loved to get to know to can u pm me ur pin.
no
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by StreamerBlogger: 6:26pm On Jan 09, 2015
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Nobody: 6:27pm On Jan 09, 2015
embarassed
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Nobody: 6:30pm On Jan 09, 2015
u r very right. she's not the type to write this thread, frm her username, Dp and her word usage u can tell that she's a LovePeddler giving herself away, and she has bn a victim of it.pls don't make the mockery of responsible females....u alone learn from them
Thanks

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Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Nobody: 6:34pm On Jan 09, 2015
urchbarbie:
So right gf! Esp d lap "rubbers" the make me want to scream rape. Its just so gross! I av my own meter to tell when a guy is hitting on me in dat direction n I just flee like d bible says.

She's not totally right....
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by austertee01(m): 6:36pm On Jan 09, 2015
lefulefu:

ok u want a Boyfriend dat only has agape love for u? grin


And when the guy give her money, she would collect.. they don see mumu. P**sy or forget it.
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Esdb3: 7:04pm On Jan 09, 2015
EroticAngelina:
what does my pic have to do with this topic? Wetin carry u there?
U better start typing good english and stop viewing the profiles of monickers u see with (f) sign. Goat.mtcheww
so you are a boy.

And simple omission of 'r' is what your dry head can't deduce. If you don't know a typo when you see one how do you know all you wrote isi-ewu.
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Nobody: 7:10pm On Jan 09, 2015
BlackLeopard:


this idea is hilarious though, thank for the laffs
lol,
you're welcome
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by urchbarbie(f): 7:15pm On Jan 09, 2015
IMO its right. d only diff is how do we tell if d "wanting" is for d long run or chop and clean mouth. when i just get d wrong vibes from any of d above highlights, i just fere ge!
funmilayoB:


She's not totally right....
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Nobody: 7:18pm On Jan 09, 2015
Esdb3:
so you are a boy.

And simple omission of 'r' is what your dry head can't deduce. If you don't know a typo when you see one how do you know all you wrote isi-ewu.
abeg clear!!!!!! Useless thing. angry
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by WORLDPEACE(m): 7:31pm On Jan 09, 2015
[quote author=EroticAngelina post=29618073][/quote]
Why would you want to catch a guy who is after your body? Would you rather have the Devil who is only after your soul?
Ungrateful girls!
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Xerum(m): 7:57pm On Jan 09, 2015
I see a lot of girls fall into traps of wicked konji stricken men all the time, and i feel sad and sorry for them, so i wanna educate them on how to pick out the bad guys! smiley
this list is not perfect, but its what i have to say, and im making it brief because my nails are paining me.

- he forgets your name when you call him

- guys who want ur body will always be looking at you in a dirty and pervert manner, especially if u are the heavily endowned type.

-they love touching you. The first day u guys meet, and he has already started touching ur hands, laps etc.. U knw. Beware!!! Stay off him!

- he looks at other women that are more endowned than you.

- he is always dull and inactive when you bring up the topic of love or something related to it.

- he doesnt and never wants to talk about the future or marriage and kids with you.

- he always talks dirty and naughty infront of you, even when you are not responding.

- he doesnt wanna spend on u, until he uses u.

- he is always holding your bootty or bosoms privately or publicly.
Talk about disrespect!!!! angry

- he watches Indecency and doesnt hide it from you. Ladies, that clearly means he wants to do it with u, thats y hes free to show u!

- he always tries to push you to the bedroom or initiate sex directly. And when you refuse, he becomes mad, and forget u like u never existed.

- he loves calling you in the middle of the night to try and sexchat with you

no insalts! angry you can add more to the list if you want.


@Op,

I think you are mixing up a lot of things.

Look at you writing about "how to catch guys who only want yout body"

* Your user name is: EroticAngelina (It's allowed, it's a free world) hmmm...very suggestive though.

and then one of the elements you've mentioned is the below

- he doesnt wanna spend on u, until he uses u.

The obvious question that comes to mind is, are you a LovePeddler?

And by the way, what have you got to offer in your assumed ideal relationship except sex that is available in abundance to any guy that can present himself reasonable well, and for which you are demanding an ATM for?
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by AbaGuyMan(m): 9:17pm On Jan 09, 2015
thimbook2:
@OP

de way i sees it, child, u aint got no biz preachin any morality to anybody wiv that sassy getup u got on your profile.

you all colored up in shorts showing ur panties like some 2bit hooe wiv guys referring to d same pic and u refuse to take it down like some lost biatccch on-heat and you still fink you can teach morality, gyal, u nid a brain check; d posturing don't fit u at all.

I understand the fact that on average a girl will most likely meet 3pervs for every nice-guy she does in today's world. I do understand also that some of this perv-ish mofos could even hide their true "sickness" behind veneers of niceties, cultured behaviour etc BUT that's the more reason for you to up your game and start learning not only to spot bad dates etc but also to live a life that makes it difficult for those kinda guys to stick around ya. I like your list, not bad but my grouse is wiv yo DP as mosta the guys pointed out. I'd like you to prove them wrong because Shy't don't need no promos before attracting flies, ma, and ur kinda trending now ma!

whether its actually yo pic or not, the fact that u & "bhumlickin'"FriedPlantain (or RottenBananas, more like) ar busy shinin' each others egos on ur decision to kip the pic shows ur a bunch of 2faced, confused, hypocrites just coming out here to foam in de mouth; looks kinda harsh Ma, but d boys are saying it's looking like that right now.

A girl don't wanna end up as fishbait on some guys bed, my take is she follows the God'sBook to the letter, leave little room for emotional strayings until her guy "puts a ring on it" and she gives as good as she get in visionary companionship, kindness etc; i don't believe in prem sex, i've campaigned against it on all fronts but it's a good rule of thumb that u can't be running around all done up like Fish Tacoes and not expect some hungry mouth to snap you up.

If u know u wanna end up as d "Missus" and not some "chyked" statistic:
1. don't do whatcha won't do when ur pastor/Dad's there wiv you
2. avoid creating dark corners in ur life
3. find friends/mentors wth higher moral/spiritual standards and get accountable to them but mosta y'all gals ar greedy, u wanna eat ur cake and have it wth all the toppings intact. Honey, u can't take a walk on the wild side without the risk of you falling off.
4. Treat the guy the way u would want any other girl to treat your brother or the way you would treat your bro. Stop Billing all your life's costs on some guy withhout expecting him to anticipate his Returns On Investment (roi); when ur throat starts itching, tell yourself you're not no hungry biatchhh
5. Enuf wiv the double standards, get an education; dudes are more visually stimulated and motivated than by anyfin else; so stop wiv all the Salma Hayek thigh flashing and tell all your misguided home-gals to zip up their shyt.e up. A wise woman said "the way u dress suggests the way you shld be addressed".
6. The best way to get a guy to treat you right is to wire his brain thinking right of you anytime he remembers you. How do you do that? PROJECT YOUR OPTIMUM VALUE/worth! Except something's off with you physiologically, every guy u meet knows intrinsically that u've got a coochie in ur panties, so, why do u have to flash it @him every five minutes and basically not expect him to want it served up with dessert at the end of the dinner?
I cld go on and on because it's basically d same shy'te goin on in d black community here....drop-out skanks runnin' around living to club off of baby-daddies yet having the nerve to beef black dudes going over to white chicks, its all a mess but don't add to it confusing my naija bros and sis. You wanna talk the talk, git ready to walk your talk!

nice write up though...some list, smh!

Been reading all comments here, never saw a better one than yours. What more can i say?....u're just so good to hv put such words together. Thanks!
@OP....just read what this guy has posted here and kindly heed every iota of it. Thanks for the write up tho.
#my 1kobo

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Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Bhenehdikt(m): 10:20pm On Jan 09, 2015
kristina1:
Jah bless you alot...op

Very educative..

juianne95,whr u hide yaself??
na wetin una like be that na
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by princesa(f): 11:02pm On Jan 09, 2015
Mynd you see ur life, all your secret don open finish! grin
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Elinob(m): 12:00am On Jan 10, 2015
Is not all the guys can belief that way the are responsible one
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by juianne95(f): 12:04am On Jan 10, 2015
kristina1:
Jah bless you alot...op

Very educative..

juianne95,whr u hide yaself??
my dear,i go scarce small...I get some tins dat require my attention
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Esdb3: 12:24am On Jan 10, 2015
EroticAngelina:
abeg clear!!!!!! Useless thing. angry
na your brother be land labourer wey dem dy always shout clear at. Na ur papa get useless thing for giving putting such a rotten egg in ur mama gutter.
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by gbodimowo(m): 1:09am On Jan 10, 2015
[quote author=EroticAngelina post=29618073][/quote]The counter thread to this is on fp currently
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by mafioso47(m): 2:05am On Jan 10, 2015
badoolee:
Everyguy is intrested in your body,they could stare all day,but only the intelligent ones look beyond your body.
Not all of them are inteligent tho
some girls too are after our Bodies, they cud get restless when we around and start to make silly mistakes lol. It takes an intelligent one to look beyond our bodies (and Pocket too lol) Not all of them are intelligent tho. Lol
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Nobody: 5:38am On Jan 10, 2015
U can copy ehnn
mafioso47:
some girls too are after our Bodies, they cud get restless when we around and start to make silly mistakes lol. It takes an intelligent one to look beyond our bodies (and Pocket too lol) Not all of them are intelligent tho. Lol

Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Nobody: 6:00am On Jan 10, 2015
juianne95:
my dear,i go scarce small...I get some tins dat require my attention
Even me...i wl miss you tho' embarassed

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Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by AbaGuyMan(m): 7:30am On Jan 10, 2015
@OP....Thumbz up to u for changing that pix. Sign of humility n maturity.
God will help u not to fall into wrong hands of guys who only want ur body.
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Nobody: 7:55am On Jan 10, 2015
axum:



says the girl with the naughty profile picture. Of all the places you could point the camera why in-between your legs?
and of all the things u could comment abt, u chose to comment abt my pix. 4 sm1 who critisize ppl, u are worse than a hardcore pervert. nonsense.
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by axum: 8:13am On Jan 10, 2015
EroticAngelina:
and of all the things u could comment abt, u chose to comment abt my pix. 4 sm1 who critisize ppl, u are worse than a hardcore pervert. nonsense.


No one forced you to put that picture up, no reasonable person would, only an attention wh0re would.

Even your name is that of a wh0re who seeking attention.

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Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by axum: 8:30am On Jan 10, 2015
EroticAngelina:
and of all the things u could comment abt, u chose to comment abt my pix. 4 sm1 who critisize ppl, u are worse than a hardcore pervert. nonsense.


Why did you change your profile picture. Lol.

I like the new picture. The old one gave me a stiff neck cheesy
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Dhermelawler35: 9:43am On Jan 10, 2015
Lol..abeg Wich guy no cum want ur body?
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by 2rez: 1:37pm On Jan 10, 2015
Ezechinwa:


hahahahaha...... Most guys including me do that... No offence, but you look cool..

adeyurback shocked
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Nobody: 12:54pm On Jun 27, 2015
Nneka123:
This is stupid!
Your very first post on NL was a curse word. grin grin
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Nobody: 5:18pm On Jun 27, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Your very first post on NL was a curse word. grin grin
grin

Bia Agape. How did you know that's my first Nl post? lipsrsealed
Re: How To Catch Guys Who Only Want Your Body! by Nobody: 5:21pm On Jun 27, 2015
Nneka123:
grin

Bia Agape. How did you know that's my first Nl post? lipsrsealed
] grin grin
It's irrelevant. grin

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