badinfluence:
This is why aliens won't talk to us

lolllllllllllllllllllllllldead soft!!!!

misssclassy:


1) I don't give a fvck about your opinion.

2) Read no1 again and continue to read, memorize and recite it till it gets ingrained in your subconscious.

3) You don't tell me what I should or should not do.

calm down u aint making sense oooooo.... Dnt make me come fr u ooo. U gonn get tired..... Go and sleep

CHM11:

No be insult say u tell big head say e head big na.
Ok now take a look at the OP's picture, then look at that guys picture then imagine the two of them come join their gene born pikin!!!! Chiiiiisos!!!!...
Na that kind pikin dem dey put for basket, then push enter river make water carry am go!!!

carefulll dat man may be old enough to be ur grandpa oooo *tongue*

Isaacmacdon:
sure we do... O.p looks 16... #nooffense... didn't see Ur bday wishes??

OP looks 16? How did you see his face ?
What he have there is a lady's picture..

So sorry dear.. I had exams today, and at such, I was occupied..

Happy Birthday to you...
Lots of good things are yours
from now onwards..
Wishing you long life and prosperity..

Na for this thread I go sleep today until my people and Enegod my neighbor come drag me commot.

I smell the root cause of ur problem. The origin of _stupidity, a psychic fellow, a jobless nairalander, attention seeker, scaliwag, a feminist niggcompup. Abeg stop childish thread. It ain't worth our time @ OP

Luedave:
carefulll dat man may be old enough to be ur grandpa oooo *tongue*

Na him sabi,...He is that old yet he wants to bleep this wogly underage OP!...

His head is 'gbig'!!!!!.... joooor!

CHM11:


Na him sabi,...He is that old yet he wants to bleep this wogly underage OP!...

His head is 'gbig'!!!!!.... joooor!

Oboy me sef see the head na so my dog wey dey near me shout Blood of Jesus!!!

He is headedfully blessed.

Sleekyshuga:

OP looks 16? How did you see his face ?
What he have there is a lady's picture..

So sorry dear.. I had exams today, and at such, I was occupied..

Happy Birthday to you...
Lots of good things are yours
from now onwards..
Wishing you long life and prosperity..

O.p z a female or maybe a trans***oops... Thanks dear.. I appreciate.. Read Ur diary ... Way too busy... wish u success tho..

Sleekyshuga:

OP looks 16? How did you see his face ?
What he have there is a lady's picture..

So sorry dear.. I had exams today, and at such, I was occupied..

Happy Birthday to you...
Lots of good things are yours
from now onwards..
Wishing you long life and prosperity..

But the op chest make sense o, you fit use one side do side pillow then carry the other one turn am to ear muff.

CHM11:


Na him sabi,...He is that old yet he wants to bleep this wogly underage OP!...

His head is 'gbig'!!!!!.... joooor!

e be lyk say dis man ran away with ur money

Sleekyshuga:

OP looks 16? How did you see his face ?
What he have there is a lady's picture..

So sorry dear.. I had exams today, and at such, I was occupied..

Happy Birthday to you...
Lots of good things are yours
from now onwards..
Wishing you long life and prosperity..

This your dp shaa...its confusing...

Viewing from top..you look like a tall lady.

Viewing from down, u look kinda brief....all in all you look good but that your handbag near the aloevera plant is big oh. You could actually put a deep freezer, an atm machine and a mikanno 15KVA generator inside it. Big scary bag!!!

CHM11:


This your dp shaa...its confusing...

Viewing from top..you look like a tall lady.

Viewing from down, u look kinda brief....all in all you look good but that your handbag near the aloevera plant is big oh. You could actually put a deep freezer, an atm machine and a mikanno 15KVA generator inside it. Big scary bag!!!

Luedave:
e be lyk say dis man ran away with ur money

Hehehe no oh, he didn't oh, he is my hommie joor..

Truckpusher:
But the op chest make sense o, you fit use one side do side pillow then carry the other one turn am to ear muff.

LWKM ..

You go look b**ast sha

Truckpusher:
Na for this thread I go sleep today until my people and Enegod my neighbor come drag me commot.

Wallahitallahi!!!

Bros abeg drop me here... easy free punny don land

Enegod:
Wallahitallahi!!!

Bros abeg drop me here... easy free punny don land

You dey monitor me for this forum?

Come and see what ayam seeing o

CHM11:


This your dp shaa...its confusing...

Viewing from top..you look like a tall lady.

Viewing from down, u look kinda brief....all in all you look good but that your handbag near the aloevera plant is big oh. You could actually put a deep freezer, an atm machine and a mikanno 15KVA generator inside it. Big scary bag!!!

Na me you analyze like this?

Diaris God .

Sleekyshuga:

LWKM ..

You go look b**ast sha

What have I done again?

CHM11:


This your dp shaa...its confusing...

Viewing from top..you look like a tall lady.

Viewing from down, u look kinda brief....all in all you look good but that your handbag near the aloevera plant is big oh. You could actually put a deep freezer, an atm machine and a mikanno 15KVA generator inside it. Big scary bag!!!

maybe she is one inch above soil level

Truckpusher:

Those kind of bags that will make u change dating location before she go buy the entire Dominos put for inside bag go house.

Enegod:
maybe she is one inch above soil level

Haba bro...na Quadrant for ecological studies?

Isaacmacdon:
O.p z a female or maybe a trans***oops... Thanks dear.. I appreciate.. Read Ur diary ... Way too busy... wish u success tho..

OP is a boy..
No sensible lady will do this .

Thanks for reading .. Tnxs.

Truckpusher:


You dey monitor me for this forum?

Come and see what ayam seeing o

ayam seeing it...i don send 5 PMs already

CHM11:


Those kind of bags that will make u change dating location before she go buy the entire Dominos put for inside bag go house.

Truckpusher & CHM11, leave my bag alone

CHM11:


This your dp shaa...its confusing...

Viewing from top..you look like a tall lady.

Viewing from down, u look kinda brief....all in all you look good but that your handbag near the aloevera plant is big oh. You could actually put a deep freezer, an atm machine and a mikanno 15KVA generator inside it. Big scary bag!!!

blind bat...tiatus bag wey no fit carry 1kg semovita.. Maybe d last time u visited her, yu forgot ur medulla oblongata insyd

Sleekyshuga:


Na me you analyze like this?

Diaris God .

Sweets I fit? Dem born me well? I no fit analyse u na...you no be chemical project na.

But on a lighter note sha, 'you are one monicker with a very pretty DP'....lemme not say u are pretty because we don't know which is which on NL anymore.

Just the pic that is confusing

Sleekyshuga:

OP is a boy..
No sensible lady will do this .

Thanks for reading .. Tnxs.

Yh Yh.. I know so... My pleasure as always... Hope u wrote well tho?

Enegod:
maybe she is one inch above soil level

I'm not as tall as an Iroko, neither as short as a pineapple ..

Isaacmacdon:
Yh Yh.. I know so... My pleasure as always... Hope u wrote well tho?

Yea, I did.

CHM11:

Hehehe no oh, he didn't oh, he is my hommie joor..

dis serious.... Dnt hesitate to tell his wife rokiatu

CHM11:


Na him sabi,...He is that old yet he wants to bleep this wogly underage OP!...

His head is 'gbig'!!!!!.... joooor!

You think say you get sense? Busy body... Kill yourself for another person wahala. Na you Good pass, know everything pass.

CHM11:


Those kind of bags that will make u change dating location before she go buy the entire Dominos put for inside bag go house.

That kind bag dey make man run leave girl for cinema come dey form emergency call.