#youknowyourmumisaNigerian if she flogs you for taking last position in the class

Midehi:
i love this


when you call her: mum
she replies: dad

when you call her mummy, she replies 'omo'

#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When she use broom stick to measure ur foot to get uu the accurate shoe size during Christmas

Wen uu go for Xmas Waka Waka n comes home, ur biggest mistake will be to give mum ur returns for the day cos she will remind uu all she bin doing for uu that's wen #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian

#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian Wen she always beg on ur behalf wen dad tells ur sibling to go pluck Cain or bring the koboko to beat the hell outta uu

#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian Wen she will Never bother to learn how to operate the TV n other electronics.

#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian wen she plays that akanchawa music from morning till night depriving uu of TV the whole day

space for sell

**Land for sale**

I love my momma

wen she sends you to pick items on different occassions at ayhe same location simultaneously

wen she sends you to pick items on different occassions at the same location simultaneously

Iya ni wura

Obiagelli:
Those days I will finish my food and ask for more, she would tell me to go to the soakaway. Lol

when i ask for more, she'll tell me to go drink water.

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VenusBetty:
when you call her mummy, she replies 'omo'

and what is the meaning of 'omo'

But finally o!...I love my mum [/size] [size=8pt][size=8pt][/size]

God bless all the true mothers

#youknowyourmumisnigerian

When she flogs you to taking the second position...
She ll be like..."The person that took the first position, how many heads does he have?"

VenusBetty:
when i ask for more, she'll tell me to go drink water.

lol

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When she calls you from your room to help her pass d remote control beside her

Lmao

#YouKnowYourMomIsNigerian if she sends you back out to fight after you come in crying because your agemate beat you

#YouKnowYourMomIsNigerian if she encourages your teachers to whoop your asš very well if you mess up in school.

#YouKnowYourMomIsNigerian if she asks you Why are you crying? Did I touch you? Yet she just beat the living daylights out of you.

#YouKnowYourMomIsNigerian if she promises to help you keep money to buy clothes but you never see such clothes.

#YouKnowYourMomIsNigerian if she insists you wear your sweater underneath your school uniform because of the cold and just so you could can't remove it in school.

#YouKnowYourMomIsNigerian if you say "mommy, I'm hungry" and she points to her arm or legs and say "Eat that".

iamkingzlee:
#YouknowyourmumisNigerian when; she prefers a nokia torch to an iphone.

#YouknowyourmumIsNigerian when; she beats the hell outta your life and still says, you want to kill me abi

hehehehehe..
I can directly relate to this.. chisosi..am laughing like mad

#YouknowyourmumisNigerian when she complains about not ever having money but still gives you money daily

RIP mum

When she shouts 'una too de speak pigin English in this house, how una go pass WAEC'.

I LOVE YOU MAAA

#YouknowyourmumisNigerian when she calls you from the living room, and you dint hear, then she calls your sister in UK just to ask you to bring water from the kitchen.

I love Nigerian Mums



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That's someone's mum

sandrahnaub:
But finally o!...I love my mum [/size] [size=8pt][size=8pt][/size]

hmmm

This thread is hilarious!

It's very interesting!!

Lol, u know ur mom is Nigerian when u save money with her and when u want to take it back she asks u: the shoe i bought for u last month where did u tink i got it from?....My mumsi is a culprit in this

DiegoNakel:
You failed JAMB, all of a sudden you can't find meat
again in your soup? That's when
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian

#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When she buys
you oversized clothes to keep for the future.


#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian when She starts
Pricing Meat In The market You start Feeling Bad for
The meat seller .

o boy your last one make laf out loud

mums be like

ECOTERRORS:
OP plz post more this is damn hilarious.


Lalasticlala, this is funny and deserves FP

is this not Ome_nka's stalker?

#youknowyourmumisanNigerian#
When she gives u order in an opposite manner.e.g
Don't close that door oo, there's no need.
When you ask her how did u meet Daddy. Answer- Ma ro mi lejo , go and ask him how he tricked me
When you wake up by 6am and she says its 7am you woke up or even 8am.
When she calls you "olowo Ori mi" just to get make your head swell until you do your work.
When she asks you to stand up and blow her air with paper after she notices u dozing off.( She's just too afraid to stay awake alone waiting for daddy)..
I MISS MY MUM

ladyF:
Lol
I can relate to most of these. Hope I won't continue the trend with my own kids.

Introvert

When you are going out to her friend's place and she told you must not eat there on getting there her friend asked you will u eat rice and your answer is no she will be like dolapo eat now I deer you eat the kind look and beating ehen