Even God knows i will be the first to comment on a thread like this


9. Risking Their Lives During Love Making

Many lives&souls have been lost during love making

Last week, a lady visited me & during love making, she instructed me to do a style other dan missionary style which could claim my life, or lemme say, which could send me back to my creator. For where ? I told her at once dat i wouldnt risk my life for two minutes pleasure, cos i no want make Lalasticlala push my story enta nairaland FP


10. Giving Preferential Treatment To Ladies


Weeks back, a lady broke my heart during exam period & i was so depressed dat i couldnt even spell "BOY" correctly

During Psychology exam, I was emotionally depressed that i was abt to submit my blank answer booklet wen i sighted a friend of mine seated behind me. Immediately, i smiled like somebody who just collected his original Bsc certificate.

Dis guy no even look my face, dey teach one babe wey him no fit ever see her bra.

Seconded.


E bi lyk say i mis road.

Even ready to deny their mum for you but on a serious note......






I dont do stvpid guys,those things are mostly exhibited by stvpid and dumb guys,especially those broke mofos that wouldnt stop at anything to keep their g.f..

I don't think guys of this age are as mugulicious as listed above. We have learnt from the experiences of past magalicious mugu....

Wristbangle, you dor start again o! . Your list funny sha!!! . I met my first girlfriend in the university through the help I rendered her...(May 5th, 2003). I helped her carry a 20 litre gerrycan of water from Campus Road to Girls Hostel while she walked elegantly behind me!!! . She was very loving and caring though . Anyway, God bless the day I made a vow never to be a mugu in my life!

Adamsdelrio:
I don't think guys of this age are as mugulicious as listed above. We have learnt from the experiences of past magalicious mugu....

some guys will so so amaze you by the level of their daftness.

Rapmoney:
Wristbangle, you dor start again o! . Your list funny sha!!!

which of those are you guilty of?

Spending ur last cash just to please her... Like if u say no, she may stop liking u or smth...




Dats bullshitt... Most ladies make dis mistake of askn dr guys for money at the time they do not have it... And also askin for it like he should provied imediately.. If u need smth frm ur boyfrnd, its advisable to ask it few days befor u really need it... So he"l plan for it..

Hahahahahahahaha Lwkmdh. Even me whey I write this article know no say e funny like that.

I see u rapmoney oo

Washing undies is better than giving her a head....quote me n live!


Adesiji77 and tosyne2much can do all that for misspicy and misspicy will still dump them for Seun wey no too send her...mtchw

hm

never in a long time have i seen a guy that's this stvpid

am still waiting on that girl that will make me wash her undies
but wait o... if i use a washing machine to wash the undies, is it still seen as she having influence over me? after all i no use hand wash am, i just throw am put inside the washing machine

You won't believe me if I told you mine. But I came here just to read comments.

La no reach FP LA DEACTIVATE NAIRALAND
A GIRL THAT WILL CONTROL ME GO TRY COS ME TOO I NO BE GENTLEMAN AT ALL OOO
if the girl get juju,me too i get witchcraft

Make i book space before I read.. oga wristbangle.. nah only no 8 I dey do faa.. does that mean that m being controlled?

XavierBlue:
some guys won't take this kindly with you Mr wristbangle.
And how about a counter thread?



XavierBlue

I don't mind sir. Go ahead

tosyne2much:
Even God knows i will be the first to comment on a thread like this


I dey come

come back her joo

Jollyjoy:
which of those are you guilty of?

What I did is not in the list!

Rapmoney:
Wristbangle, you dor start again o! . Your list funny sha!!! . I met my first girlfriend in the university through the help I rendered her...(May 5th, 2003). I helped her carry a 20 litre gerrycan of water from Campus Road to Girls Hostel while she walked elegantly behind me!!! . She was very loving and caring though . Anyway, God bless the day I made a vow never to be a mugu in my life!

Hahaha. Guy u don mumu before but thank God for your liberation.

Meanwhile where are the ladies?? Redgem, adeh39, mhizkel, misspicy, etc

Good evening!

Aminat508:
come back her joo

Jollyjoy:
Even ready to deny their mum for you but on a serious note......






I dont do stvpid guys,those things are mostly exhibited by stvpid and dumb guys,especially those broke mofos that wouldnt stop at anything to keep their g.f..

Lol. Are u saying only broke guys exhibit the aforementioned list?

ADULTBASE:
Good evening!

Good evening sir

Cutehector:
Spending ur last cash just to please her... Like if u say no, she may stop liking u or smth...
Dats bullshitt... Most ladies make dis mistake of askn dr guys for money at the time they do not have it... And also askin for it like he should provied imediately.. If u need smth frm ur boyfrnd, its advisable to ask it few days befor u really need it... So he"l plan for it..

Like say firstEVA call u now say it's an emergency u will reason like this...just thinking aloud sha!

elantraceey:

Babe, what do u have to say?

Why are you sir-ing me,am i up to 40 yrs old

Aminat508:
Good evening sir

Adamsdelrio:
I don't think guys of this age are as mugulicious as listed above. We have learnt from the experiences of past magalicious mugu....

Bros dem dey o
U when be sharp guy no fit be but mamy of our brothers dey