One cannot deny the fact that money remains the top ingredient to oil a relationship most especially when it comes to taking a lady out on a date but the issue is some ladies take this opportunity to siphon guys pocket and still demand for take away package.

I experienced this situation last year when I took a lady out for a date at one of the best eatery in Lagos. I budgeted N5,000 hoping the hungry babe will not eat more than N2,500 meal but to my greatest surprise she ordered all sort of meals resorting to N15,000. This is when I know I am in for big trouble as there was no escape route for me to leave the eatery due to its structure in order to punish her.

To add salt to injury, I don't know how the gold digger read my actions in lieu of my plan to disappear as she told the sales assistant that I will foot the bills. After collecting all the goodies ordered by her, she disappeared leaving me stranded like someone who just got robbed by thieves.

Since I could only pay N5000, the sales assistant gave me the insult of my life as the manager of the eatery told me to wash all sort of dirty dishes but thank God for a friend of mine who bailed me out from the embarrassment that would have lingered in my memory till date.

I know you guys must have witnessed such situation before.

Kindly share your experience.

OK.... Let's get started

Hahaha haha.... I'm sorry tosyne2much boo boo


I was on my own oh one dude started disturbing me.... Begging to take me out, I jejely told Bros to let me be, that me get sugar but Bros no gree... I carry him matter to girls court and a verdict was passed... My babes said I should accept Bros that they trust me na after one date him go chilax .. I accepted and called him on a Friday morning telling him I'm bored and wanted to go out, he told me he was kinda busy but will make out time for me.

I wore my most sexy wear and made up waiting for him.... To cut story short

We went to a fast food joint he asked what I wanted and I said something soft, his taste will do, Bros ordered and I was smiling.... We started talking then I got a call from my babes, took excuse then answered it.. Since he met them before we left, it was so easy for me.. I put the call on loud speaker for him to hear and my babes were busy ordering....and ordering you know how girls are when they are in groups na Bros couldn't say no

Hmmm....the money he came with got exhausted so he paid with his ATM card

But my manchi didn't give up.... He still came back asking for another date

Bros get money sha....he wasn't like all those broke ass niggas

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redgem:
OK.... Let's get started

How come you commented before me ?

Waiting to read lies from dry pockets

I know a lie when i see one

Mu. Gu.

History broken today,tosyne2much never be ftc. Redgem take that medal! POST JAMB QUESTION @ Wristwatch cos i never date before?

Na Amebo carry me come here

Story Story
Once upon a time, I took a lady out on a date and she drained my pocket.
That's is the end of my story.
Moral lesson: A draining can only occur if there is an agreement between the drainer and the drainee.
#Mrphilia

tosyne2much:
How come you commented before me ?

Lol.... Sharp babe

ADULTBASE:
History broken today,tosyne2much never be ftc. Red gem take that medal!
POST JAMB QUESTION @ Wristwatch cos i never date before?

I won!!! I won!!! I won!!! Yippee

*coughs*

My no 1 rule

1: never allow them make an order. Because the innocent looking girl might just be waiting to magarize you.after all nobi. she beg you to carry am comot.

2: if I don't have so much omo na kpof kpof I go buy for you oo lol .
#back in the days.

3:If e come be say dem send me pocket moni plenty those days,and I eventually spend so much on you oo ,sister. that restaurant must be close to my house for easy.......kpekus.

I remember when I met this year one. geh ,usually some of them mumu @ that early stage. First first I don tell am say this waka go land us for house oo she nod* head*

.....fastforward.....we got home and when it was time to cast the demon, na so this geh tell me say she dey see blood@wristbangle my eyes turn RED immediately.

tosyne2much:
First and foremost, i thank Seun osewa for giving me the opportunity to show my talent. I can tell you that i wont be here if it wasnt for you

Secondly, i thank Lalasticlala for giving me the opportunity to book this space

*clears throat*

Last week, i was inside my room and i had a revelation that Buhari increase allowee from N19,500 to N45, 000, and i smiled like a lady who had sex for the first time

My phone rang and it was Adetutu calling. I picked the call and she told me that i should come block her at one of our local restaurant. I wore my boxers, shirt and trouser

I dey come

Hahahaha. I dey wait for the part 2 of your story oo

tellwisdom:
How can u allow those foolish Nigerian gurls drain ur money?...Mbanu

I was once foolish but now I am wise just like your moniker

debris:
Waiting to read lies from dry pockets

OP, check if this the lady that did that to you....

wristbangle:


I was once foolish but now I am wise just like your moniker

[size=15pt]Gbosaaaaaaaa!! [/size]

Aminat508:
Na Amebo carry me come here

Lol. Come share how u take mugu your guy too jor

Jboyossai:
OP, check if this the lady that did that to you....

Let me check her profile picture. She may be the one oo

debris:
Waiting to read lies from dry pockets

Sweetheart, u look like the babe that "magad" me . Am very sure you are the one.

wristbangle:


Sweetheart, u look like the babe that "magad" me . Am very sure you are the one.

Lolz

I don't dry i water em

Yeah! She drained my pocket, and I drained her...

Deefuray:
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Darling, I am not lying. I am thinking If I ask you out for a date, hope u will not treat me like the lady in the story?

lol

If I hear say you no wash plates that day ehh.

I have not been to a date with any girl before but if I was opportune to go with any girl.
I will make it clear to her how much am about to spend if it is OK with her then we will proceed with the plan but if she sounds otherwise then she is at her own free will to go.
Because I hardly beg girls for anything.

greet y'all in the name of music 

Thought I drop this my song for y'all to listen

yes Nigeria gain their independence!!!


But check your heart are we truly free..

I didn't go out today cus I didn't feel like 
Reasoning all the things happening in this country.. 
Bombing.. killing 
Stealing. 
Corruption... 


[size=15pt]TRUTH IS WE NOT FREE FROM OURSELVES[/size]


I HAD TO PASS THIS MESSAGE THROUGH RHYTHM..

https://www.nairaland.com/2637354/song-nigeria-independence#38572037