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Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 1:06pm On Dec 30, 2015
hoebamaa:
Wlcum on board.I jst checked ur profile pic..........,guess what..


What?
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by michaeltotti(m): 1:06pm On Dec 30, 2015
It because u r nt bread.that why u avnt be toasted!
ddaammyy:
Following to know how it goes cos hv neva been "toasted" cry
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by mhizsimi(f): 1:30pm On Dec 30, 2015
The guy went straight to asking me to be his wife...
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 2:24pm On Dec 30, 2015
ddaammyy:
grin
I will take this for a yes.....#wink
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by CaroLyner(f): 3:09pm On Dec 30, 2015
Sincere4u:
You were mean o. Only a well experienced toaster can net your type. Not for serious minded guys like us.

hehe cheesy
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by bayocanny: 3:34pm On Dec 30, 2015
YourMain:

Awh missed you too smiley
Check your mail, let me have your new digits
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by wordbank(m): 3:37pm On Dec 30, 2015
Sleekyshuga:

Doing good... You? Compliments of the season smiley..
I'm doing great! Same here dearie. Seem u ain't travelling, n same with ur family?
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Booty4me: 3:53pm On Dec 30, 2015
vheekie:


What?
Ɣ☺ΰ look wierd ..
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by hoebamaa(m): 4:08pm On Dec 30, 2015
vheekie:



What?
your look charming..and your mum really deserve a special treat for bring a diva like you into this world.
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by GodblessNig247(m): 4:20pm On Dec 30, 2015
CaroLyner:
Does your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

Bulls*it! Never tried sure before.
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by CaroLyner(f): 4:24pm On Dec 30, 2015
GodblessNig247:

Bulls*it! Never tried sure before.
you joined nl on my birthday cheesy
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by GodblessNig247(m): 4:45pm On Dec 30, 2015
CaroLyner:
you joined nl on my birthday cheesy

wow! are u serious? it means somehow there is a connection. just saying though
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by GodblessNig247(m): 4:47pm On Dec 30, 2015
CaroLyner:
you joined nl on my birthday cheesy
You joined nl on my birthday too. Oct 20th. There is some connection. hmmm
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Echelle(m): 4:56pm On Dec 30, 2015
deyemia:


This bros is not right in the head!
olodo as if u didn't know its just a toasting line.
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by CaroLyner(f): 4:59pm On Dec 30, 2015
GodblessNig247:

You joined nl on my birthday too. Oct 20th.hmmm
20th is yours for real?
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by GodblessNig247(m): 5:05pm On Dec 30, 2015
CaroLyner:
20th is yours for real?

Yea for real. 20th Oct 1983
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 5:15pm On Dec 30, 2015
richommie:
grin
Eziokwu nne?? I wl tell phyno grin
#YOLO
Hahaha, keep my secret please tongue
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by GodblessNig247(m): 5:17pm On Dec 30, 2015
CaroLyner:
20th is yours for real?
Yea. for real. 1983
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by CaroLyner(f): 5:31pm On Dec 30, 2015
GodblessNig247:

Yea for real. 20th Oct 1983
coincidence much.cool
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by GodblessNig247(m): 5:37pm On Dec 30, 2015
CaroLyner:
coincidence much.cool
Yea. I think further acquaintance is not a bad idea. What do u think?
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Sleekyshuga(f): 5:39pm On Dec 30, 2015
wordbank:

I'm doing great! Same here dearie. Seem u ain't travelling, n same with ur family?
Nah, I didn't.. Dad did with them boiz.. You?
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 5:54pm On Dec 30, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Hahaha, keep my secret please tongue
release gurgle grin

#Yolo
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 6:28pm On Dec 30, 2015
richommie:


release gurgle grin
#Yolo
I ate her grin
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by elohorayodele: 6:38pm On Dec 30, 2015
icewinz:
I think the funniest thing i ever said to a girl while trying to break the ice and get on with the toasting was i saying,(she was on lot of jewelries)-me:watsap bea,i love your jewelries her-(smiles), me- i think even your smile was made of 12K gold,and your entire oufit around 100million USD.

She luaghed.

Her: if i could have worth all that my father could have sold me.
(we all luaghed).
The a lil,chat,i collected her digits, and till today she be my paddy cuase it turn out to be friendship.
#thumpsuptosimplegirls.

keep THUMPING grin
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by blinxbest(m): 7:05pm On Dec 30, 2015
mine: let's rejoice as an interject and with a wave of magic whams our square root sign will become unglued and our love story *winks* begins... wink
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 7:11pm On Dec 30, 2015
MrsPhyno:
I ate her grin
vomit her ..unless i no go give u phyno's snapchat. tongue

#YOLO
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by dyadeleye(m): 7:55pm On Dec 30, 2015
ladyF:

lol it's not like that though. We the ugly ones don't get toasters at all....God dey sha cry

LadyF, na wa for you ooo
You fall my hands sha.
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Michellla(f): 8:34pm On Dec 30, 2015
laptopsale:
Funny you
glad y'all found the humour in that smiley

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Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by CaroLyner(f): 9:58pm On Dec 30, 2015
GodblessNig247:


Yea. I think further acquaintance is not a bad idea. What do u think?
i dont think so
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by GodblessNig247(m): 10:06pm On Dec 30, 2015
CaroLyner:
i dont think so
OK. Happy New Year in advance. All the best!
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by kowalsky: 10:57pm On Dec 30, 2015
Michellla:
guy: Where have you been all my life?
me: Hiding from guys like you.

guy: i'v seen you somewhere before
me: yeah.thats why i dont go there anymore.

hehehehhehehehe grin grin grin
this is not fair.
'hiding from you guys' grin grin grin
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by wordbank(m): 11:11pm On Dec 30, 2015
Sleekyshuga:

Nah, I didn't.. Dad did with them boiz.. You?
Mom and dad did oo, others chose lagos and me myself... still here by myself. My pals came visiting so my stay ain't boring as much. Just some poor meals.
Check pm please smiley

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