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ddaammyy:
Following to know how it goes cos hv neva been "toasted"

engrshakespeare:


Licking indeed. Your trying to be funny, but the joke is on u. Na wa o, a whole prince

you can put the blame on me...lol

Ladies here, please educate me on this one.
Couple of times I had met admirable girls, on noticing I have my attention drawn to them, they soon bring out their phones and start fiddling with them.
I'm often at a loss at this point. Does it mean they wanted to exchange numbers?.

Sincere4u:
That's cos not many a qualified for your type but if you drop your number I do try.

sero hate sero sewun tiwi eluwun elewun sewun hate. this is my empty hen nomba

wordbank:

Longest time shuga
Xup witchu

Doing good... You? Compliments of the season ..

YourMain:


Yeah. Guys have no shame

I remember once I was going out for ladies day and I was walking on the pavement with my friend and we crossed the road at the traffic light. And when we reached the half way pavement thingy one guy honked his car. Brings out a 50 note out the window and goes I'll give you this if you do that walk again.

Like what the actual Bleep. I wanted to shove it in his mouth. Mannerless fool.

Where are you from?

ddaammyy:
sero hate sero sewun tiwi eluwun elewun sewun hate. this is my empty hen nomba

People you've seen it now.

ddaammyy:
Following to know how it goes cos hv neva been "toasted"

you've got issues bae

Trying to chyke girls with cheeky lines is so outdated.. I'm kinda introverted but. Quite sensitive.. Here's what a real man does.. Solid eye contacts... There's a whole lot that can be said with the eyeballs.. Most importantly of all.. Is that it introduces some kinda intrigue.. Mystery and ''dark'' sophistication... If at all you gotta speak to the girl..first put in check all other things apart from your lines..your dressing, composure, accent(don't fake it.. But then don't sound too igbotic or yorubaish..''Hausaish'' is cool tho.. Girls find it sexy'') , scent ,voice, charisma, confidence and pls don't look desperate.. Make it seem like its just one of those days You wanna talk up.. Make her laugh.. When she laughs, she's relaxed.. When she's relaxed, she talks... Jackpot!.. From there.. Its smooth sail to paradise. Personally.. I'v never had to the talking.. My job stops at the eye contact thingy.. Next thing I know.. A strange number calls up.. Trust me.. Girls can be desperate too.. Its just funny how sometimes they like to do the work too... They know the kinda guys they form for... its challenging when girls see their charm doesn't hold no effect on you like it does on the sea of their desperate toasters and cheeky lines droppers... And you don't have to be Dangote's child for this.. Although a lil money does help and good looks too.. We are thankful for that. #my humble opinion.

Sincere4u:


People you've seen it now. That is what I was stating...... I am also not qualified!.

lolxxxxxxxxxxx. Na u talk am o

ddaammyy:
no I will not gree for this toasting o! U cannot on big gen? See the small tin u are oning?

Yes dear... I beta pass my neigbour ni o.. Do not despise days of small beginings oooo... He who puts on small gen to toast today can put on big mikano to toast tomorrow ooo... With fuel at #86:50kobo, 4 litres of fuel @ #346 and #50 engine oil mixed with fuel will give me access to 8hrs of uninterrupted electricity supply to TOAST dammy for 8hrs oo... The big gen will consume more fuel ooo and ajimobi is still owing 3months salary....

geez18:

you've got issues bae

tnx

Echelle:
I've told a girl before dat I can use her period to chop bread

This bros is not right in the head!

dadebayo1:



Yes dear... I beta pass my neigbour ni o.. Do not despise days of small beginings oooo... He who puts on small gen to toast today can put on big mikano to toast tomorrow ooo... With fuel at #86:50kobo, 4 litres of fuel @ #346 and #50 engine oil mixed with fuel will give me access to 8hrs of uninterrupted electricity supply to TOAST dammy for 8hrs oo... The big gen will consume more fuel ooo and ajimobi is still owing 3months salary....

jeeeeeeeeeeezzzz. U be onye awusa o. By the time u are done toasting me for 8 hrs, my broda I for don black pass charcoal So no tnx for the toasting

vybzkartel:
Being a guy myself.. I know what we can say sometimes just because we need that one particular girl... Lol... I remember i told a lady dangote was my business partner... Shockingly i had her... Lol... Ladies let's have some fun... Drop all the funnies guys say and do when they want you. Lol

Hehe, are girls bread?

Na u confirm am o

ddaammyy:
lolxxxxxxxxxxx. Na u talk am o

I thought this was meant to be a ladies thread? What's with all the guys commenting?

Might as well chip in.

Me; i want you to be my girlfriend.

Her: are you crazy? You're dating my sister!

Me: just because you have a nokia phone doesn't mean you can't get a blackberry. Duhhh


it worked so well that my friends started coming to me for dating advice.

Jayjay0:
Even ugly ass girls that have never been approached in their lifetime will still come here and lie...

Well

you got bad mouth....is ur type that have the worst pick up line...

ddaammyy:
jeeeeeeeeeeezzzz. U be onye awusa o. By the time u are done toasting me for 8 hrs, my broda I for don black pass charcoal So no tnx for the toasting

Haaaaa..... Have you not heard about the process used in obtaining RAW GOLD..... If the extracts can be subjected to high intensity of heat what stops one from spending 8hrs to toast the precious gem "Dammy" that worths far more than GOLD...... Black is beautiful dear and charcoal is even more beautiful when ignited... Chaiiii my sweetheart must not catch me here oooo.... Off i go back to Family section.

Heheheheee cheater alert! I will tell her for u

dadebayo1:



Haaaaa..... Have you not heard about the process used in obtaining RAW GOLD..... If the extracts can be subjected to high intensity of heat what stops one from spending 8hrs to toast the precious gem "Dammy" that worths far more than GOLD...... Black is beautiful dear and charcoal is even more beautiful when ignited... Chaiiii my sweetheart must not catch me here oooo.... Off i go back to Family section.

HateU2:
But what is toasting
I only know toasting machine

How do you expect to know what toasting is with the kind of message on your profile?.

Greatest toast line i ever heard from a bro who had been toasting a chic for so long and she kept rebuffing him;

Guy: You have an evil spirit and i'm the only one that can deliver you...

YourMain:


I suggest you watch your tongue. If a guy decides to be a perv that has nothing to do with me.

I ask you didn't speak to me in such manner. Please and thank you.

Good evening.

Sincere4u:

How do you expect to know what toasting is with the kind of message on your profile?.

ehn ehn! U don view am abi?

HateU2:
ehn ehn! U don view am abi?

Why I no go view am when you hate people.

Sincere4u:

Why I no go view am when you are hating me for loving you. When did it become a crime to love you the way I do?.

It's for those peeps who hate me, u hate me?

I once told a lady.............."Wow! I never thought of the day i'd meet the only lady God used a whole month in creating her smile"

ddaammyy:
Heheheheee cheater alert! I will tell her for u

Heheheheh........ I am a teacher and not a cheater.... I like your white top.... Hope you like my tie toooooo? Just did small aproko on your profile picture... Pz needs to substitute the lady in the toothpaste pack with your own picture.... #beautifulWhiteTeeth. A lady that can maintain a set of beautiful white teeth can definitely maintain a beautiful home...

[quote author=ladyF post=41462655] nobody dey toast me

With your profile picture,no one dares toasting you

Cholls:
my sister u can liee.

you are free to lie o, nobody will ban you

bobbyluis:

The guys in ur area have guts o,u can't grab a girl's ass in nigeria if u r not a celebrity otherwise na slap u go chop. Even the coin stuff sef

Yeah in Ireland and the U.K.

Woah I could never slap someone

You are too young for me, otherwise i would have asked you out..

Story..