dollyjoy:
Those ones self hard.


Just take something he is holding by force,he will surely come for it and in the process of dragging body contact and other things will fall into place


or by throwing a pillow at him,if he respond the play will start from there,simple!

Smellymouth:
* "I want to charge my fone / watch movies" ::

8:30pm, she walks into my room wearing a skimpy skirt/ belly button top and expects me to do what? Sings hymns or recite my Qu'ran?
I touch am, she push my hand ( for my mind, I say this babe is going down like the Naira this nyt) .. I wait another 5 mins,i rub her lap, she foolishly said-" pls, respect ur guest nao" ( I reason for my mind say, 'goat dey be lion guest?')




10 mins later, she'll be "SPREADING HER LEGS LIKE A RUMOUR" like:::::





N.B:: Vizkiz, walahitalai,ur own mumu strong pass my own

herbie27:
Op!, ur number one is false.

I actually used dat one long ago because i didn't want to sleep wit him bt to knw him better and since he was always inviting me which i kept posting, on the day i finally made up my mind to i made him make that promise and it worked.

Olusanya333:
Only dumb guys though

myfantasies:
Tank you

Just tell him u r cold nd d rest is history

No need for all dese ten list things

chibwike:
Yeah.....bibi
You ladies do these at times.
Seen with my own eyes

dollyjoy:
Those ones self hard.


Just take something he is holding by force,he will surely come for it and in the process of dragging body contact and other things will fall into place


or by throwing a pillow at him,if he respond the play will start from there,simple!

vizkiz:
[b]whenever a girl starts talking about heat or men I know the next thing is sex.

There was one time a girl came visiting while I was in 300lvl mehn I mumu then ehn. I no see that girl straff again till date

She said she wants to sleep and I dressed up the bed for her, she slept on the bed and not up to 5minutes she pulled off her blouse say heat dey and she started talking about how her boyfriend use to maltreatment her that all men are the same...Still I no grab!!! (Victor you be mumu I swear )

After that she told me she can't sleep because of the heat maybe I could help her get water for her to bath...she pulled off all her cloths and I gave her towel. I even left the room when she wanted to change back to her cloths she said I could come help pull of her bra, I did and I went back outside... Which kin idiot be this sef

She left immediately after getting dressed and I was there feeling like "chai, I don dey gain this girl trust" without knowing that is the last time she will ever come to my house.

The thing still dey pain me sef

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vizkiz:
[b]whenever a girl starts talking about heat or men I know the next thing is sex.

There was one time a girl came visiting while I was in 300lvl mehn I mumu then ehn. I no see that girl straff again till date

She said she wants to sleep and I dressed up the bed for her, she slept on the bed and not up to 5minutes she pulled off her blouse say heat dey and she started talking about how her boyfriend use to maltreatment her that all men are the same...Still I no grab!!! (Victor you be mumu I swear )

After that she told me she can't sleep because of the heat maybe I could help her get water for her to bath...she pulled off all her cloths and I gave her towel. I even left the room when she wanted to change back to her cloths she said I could come help pull of her bra, I did and I went back outside... Which kin idiot be this sef

She left immediately after getting dressed and I was there feeling like "chai, I don dey gain this girl trust" without knowing that is the last time she will ever come to my house.

The thing still dey pain me sef

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Pelaiye2703:
Fast forward to my school days ehn...there was a gurl in my dept 200l and I'm in 400l then. Luckily enough she's living in the same street with me and u knw as a senior nah I'm always on ma grind. One thing led to another she cant stop coming to my house with fake and unrealistic assignment and design to put her through.... She always ended up going back to her crib very late at night...One evening sha she decided to come and I quickly noticed her body movement and her sexy posture which can lead man to his untimely death. I moved closer to her, touched her and starts kissing her without further ado she stopped me and left with annoyance...at exact 10:54pm that very day, there was very heavy downpour, I'm feeling cold as well. I received the most surprising message of my life. She said am at your gate pls hasten up....naso my JT rise ooo....the night was extraordinary fun ehn...naso I enjoy the puna till I graduate oooo....

iambibi:
.. . .. And you fell for it..?

fellis:
Hmmm.

Na wa o.

A girl telling you not to initiate sex when she visits means that she wants sex?

A girl coming to charge things in your house without wearing hijab and niqab means she wants sex

Hian!
#todayilearned

LeProdigy:
Na so one gal come my place. As we dey gist, na so d gal keep repeating am leaving by 3pm oo. 2:30 pass I do as if I no grab wetin she mean. Na so she take her phone dey look picture and stood up to show me a picture of her of which are breast showed alittle. Pointing at ha breast and asked what is this. For my mind I laughed. I just touched ha breast and said this is it. She no even talk. Within 10secs she don sit on my lap. U know the rest nau. She ended up leaving around 4

vizkiz:
[color=#000099][i][b][font=serif][size=10pt]whenever a girl starts talking about heat or men I know the next thing is sex.

There was one time a girl came visiting while I was in 300lvl mehn I mumu then ehn. I no see that girl straff again till date

She said she wants to sleep and I dressed up the bed for her, she slept on the bed and not up to 5minutes she pulled off her blouse say heat dey and she started talking about how her boyfriend use to maltreatment her that all men are the same...Still I no grab!!! (Victor you be mumu I swear )

After that she told me she can't sleep because of the heat maybe I could help her get water for her to bath...she pulled off all her cloths and I gave her towel. I even left the room when she wanted to change back to her cloths she said I could come help pull of her bra, I did and I went back outside... Which kin idiot be this sef

She left immediately after getting dressed and I was there feeling like "chai, I don dey gain this girl trust" without knowing that is the last time she will ever come to my house.

The thing still dey pain me sef

Abeg stop lying, were you that naive,timid and still inexperienced at 300level that you will go as far as helping a Lady to pull off her bra and not straff ? oh my God..... You must be a coward, in fact your parents wasted money on your Education.

vizkiz:
[b]whenever a girl starts talking about heat or men I know the next thing is sex.

There was one time a girl came visiting while I was in 300lvl mehn I mumu then ehn. I no see that girl straff again till date

She said she wants to sleep and I dressed up the bed for her, she slept on the bed and not up to 5minutes she pulled off her blouse say heat dey and she started talking about how her boyfriend use to maltreatment her that all men are the same...Still I no grab!!! (Victor you be mumu I swear )

After that she told me she can't sleep because of the heat maybe I could help her get water for her to bath...she pulled off all her cloths and I gave her towel. I even left the room when she wanted to change back to her cloths she said I could come help pull of her bra, I did and I went back outside... Which kin idiot be this sef

She left immediately after getting dressed and I was there feeling like "chai, I don dey gain this girl trust" without knowing that is the last time she will ever come to my house.

The thing still dey pain me sef

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KingRex1:
tosyne.2much na this thread u been dey tok about?

Yes na dis thread I been dey yarn u about

vizkiz:
[b]whenever a girl starts talking about heat or men I know the next thing is sex.

There was one time a girl came visiting while I was in 300lvl mehn I mumu then ehn. I no see that girl straff again till date

She said she wants to sleep and I dressed up the bed for her, she slept on the bed and not up to 5minutes she pulled off her blouse say heat dey and she started talking about how her boyfriend use to maltreatment her that all men are the same...Still I no grab!!! (Victor you be mumu I swear )

After that she told me she can't sleep because of the heat maybe I could help her get water for her to bath...she pulled off all her cloths and I gave her towel. I even left the room when she wanted to change back to her cloths she said I could come help pull of her bra, I did and I went back outside... Which kin idiot be this sef

She left immediately after getting dressed and I was there feeling like "chai, I don dey gain this girl trust" without knowing that is the last time she will ever come to my house.

The thing still dey pain me sef

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ireneony:
this thread is not for me
Chai! Women don suffer

Tosyne2much eh eh. .stop leaking our secret

swaggprofessor:
I like u mehn u b correct south-south girl no tym for long talk. sharp tinz.Me n u suppose be correct pair.

dollyjoy:
Those ones self hard.


Just take something he is holding by force,he will surely come for it and in the process of dragging body contact and other things will fall into place


or by throwing a pillow at him,if he respond the play will start from there,simple!

HateU2:
Without looking at the moniker, I know it's tosyne.2much againn mtchewwww.
Lemme open my eyes and see .

You mean mere looking at the topic you already knew I'm the writer?