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Re: SOLVED! by adaksbullet: 11:26am On Apr 23, 2017
This small prick his whot u are shout and do show of on nl undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided




















Bus op, no lemme seen u around mine femail frnd and mine sisterses o angry angry angry angry

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Re: SOLVED! by Nollynude: 11:27am On Apr 23, 2017
Stegomiah:


You going through a lot of pains
Blood wey suppose go brain and other vital organs required for priapism for that size pen1s can actually cause fainting

Too much of anything is bad
Well, there are those with eraser like size that wish to be in your shoes
Na so life be

Re: SOLVED! by romme2u: 11:29am On Apr 23, 2017
Stegomiah:


You going through a lot of pains
Blood wey suppose go brain and other vital organs required for priapism for that size pen1s can actually cause fainting

Too much of anything is bad
Well, there are those with eraser like size that wish to be in your shoes
Na so life be

funny thing is he can't share it to people who need more
Re: SOLVED! by brownhawk: 11:30am On Apr 23, 2017
christianly it is finished
Re: SOLVED! by Stegomiah: 11:37am On Apr 23, 2017
romme2u:


funny thing is he can't share it to people who need more

True that
But of what use is it if it's
harmful to the ladies
Painful to him
Hurtful to his emotions
Not satisfactory to his testosterone
He pointed out he was diagnosed with high libido
If he can trade places
I bet he will rather prefer the small size one

But if i were him the best thing to do is to first accept whatever his condition his
Find a way to have satisfactory sex
Yes, the urologist are right, he needs to lubricate well, cos not many vag1na can handle that, and he can't penetrate at half the length, while still striking a balance on how to derive pleasure himself

Op, am sure you at the right place you will get one or two eventual useful response(s)

You can also goggle how to reduce........ But add quora or yahoo.... at the back to see responses online....
Re: SOLVED! by Nobody: 11:38am On Apr 23, 2017
Oluwa ooooo shocked shocked grin angry

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Re: SOLVED! by BlackDBagba: 11:43am On Apr 23, 2017
It is well.
Re: SOLVED! by RapportNaija(m): 11:44am On Apr 23, 2017
JesusChrist666:


Not everyone starts to eat like a glutton when they earn comfortably.

I don't need a potbelly to show i am not poor. Thanks for your medical advice

lol you dont get it... see your pic background and boxers lol
Re: SOLVED! by lankylucky(m): 11:48am On Apr 23, 2017
There is somebody in Bayelsa State who is very popular with ur condition however I know some girls out there can swallow all of it.



Just keep on searching
GL

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Re: SOLVED! by FYTnRUN: 11:54am On Apr 23, 2017
RapportNaija:
lol you don't look like you earn 400k man...

Lol so you believe this whole sham in the first place?! Look the op probably was playing with a flexible tube or pipe and it occurred to him that he could pull off this stunt. Apparently he actually pulled it off. Dik without a head na dik?!

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Re: SOLVED! by Nobody: 11:57am On Apr 23, 2017
FYTnRUN:


Lol so you believe this whole sham in the first place?! Look the op probably was playing with a flexible tube or pipe and it occurred to him that he could pull off this stunt. Apparently he actually pulled it off. Dik without a head na dik?!

Jealousy won't help you, sir. I wish i could post the nude pictures here. I am uncircumised by the way.

If yours is microscopic, i honestly wish i could give you half of it.

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Re: SOLVED! by Nobody: 12:00pm On Apr 23, 2017
oh myGoodness shocked shocked shocked To be honest i am speechless

sinz you need to see dis shocked shocked shocked

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Re: SOLVED! by Nobody: 12:04pm On Apr 23, 2017
JesusChrist666:


Jealousy won't help you, sir. I wish i could post the nude pictures here. I am uncircumised by the way.

If yours is microscopic, i honestly wish i could give you half of it.
upload the naked pics wanna see pls cheesy

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Re: SOLVED! by Nobody: 12:06pm On Apr 23, 2017
Berlynn:
upload the naked pics wanna see pls cheesy

I am not a porn star and by God's grace, i would never be.

Obviously you won't help me by offering medical advice as folks like Stegomiah and Safiaa have.

I am just a tourist attraction to you.
Re: SOLVED! by Coyotejack(m): 12:07pm On Apr 23, 2017
Berlynn:
upload the naked pics wanna see pls cheesy


U will have bad dream ooooooo grin grin
Re: SOLVED! by darlingnuel(m): 12:11pm On Apr 23, 2017
JesusChrist666:


I am not a porn star and by God's grace, i would never be.

Obviously you won't help me by offering medical advice as folks like Stegomiah and Safiaa have.

I am just a tourist attraction to you.
Epic!
Re: SOLVED! by Coyotejack(m): 12:11pm On Apr 23, 2017
JesusChrist666:
Hi Ladies & Gents,

PLEASE i beg you, don't trivialize this discussion. I am 31 years old already. Working for an international company earning a very good salary monthly (400k+), I have found it extremely hard to marry.

WHY?

Since the age of 18, it seems my reproductive organ has refused to stop growing. It is around 11 inches long now. While growing up, it was fun to boast about size, but now nothing is funny about it.

GFs don't want to hang around and it is very unpleasant to see a woman in tears, the look of fear and the inevitable bleeding that follows after lovemaking. This is very often followed by " I can't do this anymore...i can't cope" and a swift jilting.

I have gone to see several urologists in teaching hospitals all to no avail. All they advise me is to lubricate more, take it easy, no deep penetrations. Nothing has worked. I was also diagnosed with satyriasis - extremely high libido.

I have attached some pictures. PLEASE NO JOKES. If you have nothing serious to offer as advice, please move on.

THANKS in anticipation of good advice. I am depressed!

MODIFIED : This is a very private topic and i am going to take it down very soon.

THE PENIS ISN'T FLACCID IN THE PICTURES...IT IS SEMI-ERECT.


I'll advise u to see an expert on this matter or go to a hospital to talk about those u can carry out this procedure whether it's in this country or outside of the country. I am sure u have a doctor u can talk to
Re: SOLVED! by Nobody: 12:12pm On Apr 23, 2017
ZarZar:
...

Ahahaha What are you peeping at? Omo esu(Satan's pikin) in my language. How are you?
Re: SOLVED! by Nobody: 12:16pm On Apr 23, 2017
Snow84:


Ahahaha What are you peeping at? Omo esu(Satan's pikin) in my language. How are you?

Did you see that scepter of Judah? tongue

I'm doing good & you? smiley
Re: SOLVED! by Nobody: 12:16pm On Apr 23, 2017
Coyotejack:



I'll advise u to see an expert on this matter or go to a hospital to talk about those u can carry out this procedure whether it's in this country or outside of the country. I am sure u have a doctor u can talk to

I have seen several urologists, sir.

I hope to save up and maybe on an annual vacation go abroad for surgery.

I have been to several African countries on work but never to the UK & US.

The consensus is that i might lose sensation if a nerve is damaged during the procedure.

That i should just learn to cope with it
Re: SOLVED! by Nobody: 12:18pm On Apr 23, 2017
shocked ....

I feel like this needs to be examined further

I have the perfect woman for you... cheesy
Re: SOLVED! by FYTnRUN: 12:18pm On Apr 23, 2017
JesusChrist666:


Jealousy won't help you, sir. I wish i could post the nude pictures here. I am uncircumised by the way.

If yours is microscopic, i honestly wish i could give you half of it.

Lol This is ridiculous.. Talking about 400k plus gave you off. First off that amount is ridiculously high for a person of your mental status for laying bare your shiit on Nl, for no reason stating how much you earn like its related to the fake issue you brought up, and also for claiming to have seeked solution in the best place possible which is a hospital, then somehow you thought Nairaland would be a better option to find solution for such. As for the jealousy and the microscopic quantification, like you said, you scare people away, and if it were true what you say(sadly not), then i would rather stick with my microscopic ish and get to work with bedmatics. They say practice makes perfect so I just gotta fork alot(something you wont be able to do because they won't let you). All that being said for the fun of it, I only gave a point and backed it up with a fact. You dont discredit a point based on fact if you were so enlightened enough to be a 400k+ dude. You know what I'll just call you "400k-plus"

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Re: SOLVED! by Nobody: 12:18pm On Apr 23, 2017
shocked Oh, jeez! Museum schlong, this one is for drilling bore-hole. The girl you use this on should be your wife first o! Don't be destroying people's pussies in the name of test-runs. You're going to have to buy it because you're definitely going to break it.

That said, I think you've been told everything you need to be told to manage the situation. You can't be carried away in the throes of ecstasy, go easy and better pull out before it gets frenzied or you might kill somebody.

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Re: SOLVED! by Nobody: 12:20pm On Apr 23, 2017
Berlynn:
upload the naked pics wanna see pls cheesy


Loooolz, Ewoo!
Re: SOLVED! by Nobody: 12:20pm On Apr 23, 2017
FYTnRUN:


Lol This is ridiculous.. Talking about 400k plus gave you off. First off that amount is ridiculously high for a person of your mental status for laying bare your shiit on Nl, and also for claiming to have seeked solution in the best place possible which is a hospital, then somehow you thought Nairaland would be a better option to find solution for such. As for the jealousy and the microscopic quantification, if it were true what you say(sadly not), then i would rather stick to the bedmatic skills needed and keep my microscopic ish. I only gave a point and backed it up with a fact. You dont discredit a point based on fact if you were so enlightened enough to be a 400k+ dude. You know what I'll just call you "400k-plus"

Thank you sir. I feel for you.

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Re: SOLVED! by Nobody: 12:21pm On Apr 23, 2017
ZarZar:


Did you see that scepter of Judah? tongue

I'm doing good & you? smiley

Lol. I saw the rod of an almond tree!

I'm fine jare.
Re: SOLVED! by Nobody: 12:22pm On Apr 23, 2017
Snow84:


Lol. I saw the rod of an almond tree!

I'm fine jare.

LMAO. Glad to hear you're doing well. Went to church?
Re: SOLVED! by Coyotejack(m): 12:27pm On Apr 23, 2017
RaggedyAnn:
shocked Oh, jeez! Museum schlong, this one is for drilling bore-hole. The girl you use this on should be your wife first o! Don't be destroying people's pussies in the name of test-runs. You're going to have to buy it because you're definitely going to break it.

That said, I think you've been told everything you need to be told to manage the situation. You can't be carried away in the throes of ecstasy, go easy and better pull out before it gets frenzied or you might kill somebody.


They don't test run on this kind of thing ooooo grin grin
Re: SOLVED! by Nobody: 12:28pm On Apr 23, 2017
ZarZar:


LMAO. Glad to hear you're doing well. Went to church?


No. I sped through a neighborhood on bike, and some frolicking goats ran into me. I hurt my knee in the accident.
Re: SOLVED! by hardbody: 12:28pm On Apr 23, 2017
Stegomiah:


Lol, the first sentence was funny
Guess God over answered your prayers then

Did a quick research on reduction corporoplasty... I.e pennis reduction

I think it would have been better and easier if you had tackled it at a formative age, there will be less complication

The first penis reduction surgery i saw online was as recent as 2015

It's not a common issue, the commoner one is people with short penis wanting it bigger

Now my questions are, is it still growing exponentially... Or it has stopped, cos i fear the length may continue to increase

You must have done your own research, so what remedies have you tried

I understand you not wanting surgery, after doing my research i will not want to do so, if i were in your shoes... So many complications listed

Are you ready to accept the present situation

Obviously, you won't likely enjoy love making and i understand the ladies not wanting to stay i will bolt too, but you gotta find a balance

Learn to live with it, or keep finding solutions... Maybe one day

Good thing is science and medicine keeps advancing

Forget anything operation in nigeria
Since you earn well, keep saving... You have a better chance outside the country

Maybe you should stop worrying, and start seeing it as a blessing... The man with the longest penis is now a celeb, he even said he isn't planning on reducing it, he was all over the news recently

You maybe will find someone who wants you cos of that size

You have done so much for this guy already. Read his signature and tell me he is not enjoying what he is carrying down there. Let this matter rest already
Re: SOLVED! by Nobody: 12:32pm On Apr 23, 2017
ExAngel007:
BLOOD OF JOHN THOMAS!!!

cheesy cheesy
Re: SOLVED! by Nobody: 12:32pm On Apr 23, 2017
Snow84:



No. I sped through a neighborhood on bike, and some frolicking goats ran into me. I hurt my knee in the accident.

Awwww. Get well soon embarassed

Tell me if you wanna play doctor/doctor wink

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