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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 2:52pm On Oct 21, 2017
missbeckykisses:
Condom has smell, she's not sharp tho, she would have washed her puna
If u put ur dick there u go still know sb passed thru it. It won't be tight. My problem is monitoring the other person when u are damn guilty of what u are spying on. It doesn't make sense.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by MissingBudget: 2:52pm On Oct 21, 2017
modelmike7:
Silence means consent, she's guilty as charged!

Sure condoms do have this rubber smell all over them, even we that are Virgin knows that!!

LOL. Yes, we do! grin grin
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Opakan2: 2:53pm On Oct 21, 2017
Sorry to say but most of them are useless..

They love to reason with their anus instead of thinking logically. It's always about dic.k to them, nothing more.
No sense of self worth or purpose in life.

Once you see a liar, be it male or female, take to your heels. People like that will surely steal and cheat.

Just thank your stars you've not made the mistake of getting married to the dog. So many men have gone to the great beyond cos of their wives uselessness and promiscuous lifestyle.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by akigbemaru: 2:55pm On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:
Please guys, trust no girl wholeheartedly oo. Trust any girl at your own peril, if you fail to heed my warning.

A girl I have been keeping for almost 2 years - with the hope of marrying her once I pass out from here in NDA - just disappointed me, thereby shattering me to pieces. Right now, am in pains.

I was given 3 days pass to enable me attend an important event at home. Before the permission, my supposed babe have been disturbing on how badly she needed to be sexed, and how distance has been a barrier to that effect. I kept telling her to hold her chill, that am gonna be back soon. Although I had heard annoying stuffs about my babe - now an Ex, on how she was frolicking with different guys in my absence, but I was not deterred; simply because, I didn't believe in hearsays.

Yesterday, she called and sent me sweet text messages as she normally do. I asked her to come over to my house around 4PM which she reluctantly obliged. But the way she sounded over the phone made it clear that she never wished to see me any time soon, maybe due to her schedules with other stuffs.

However, I pondered how my babe who has been disturbing and informing me on how 'conjirized' she is suddenly feel not too excited coming to see me dispite being aware that I came home on Tuesday(17th) night.

Time ticked to 4pm yesterday, I didn't see her. I exercised patience till 5pm before I gave her call, but she didn't pick. I called for the second time but no picking again. I decided to hold dowm my anger and not to call her again for the day. Around 15mins to 6pm, she called back saying that her phone was on silent. I ask why, and she told me she would explain when she reached my home that she was running short of airtime.

Finally, she came and apologized after explanation of what led to her phone being on silent. I asked her never to worry that am not holding anything against her, that she should be free.

However, situation changed the moment I tried making love with her as she undressed. Down her private part, I perceived the 'SCENT of CONDOM', and that was it. I enquired why she smells of condom there, but she couldn't give me coherent and articulate answer.

Being furious, I slapped and pushed her out of my compound.

Today in the afternoon, I sent her final warning to stay clear from me or I will shoot her skull to pieces.

Finally, guys be weary of whom you date. Most ladies out there are evil.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by karnap(m): 2:56pm On Oct 21, 2017
how do condom smell saf�����
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by UnimkeAk(m): 2:59pm On Oct 21, 2017
Sleekydee:
wow, tell me more. beht wait? u smelt condom? on a 1-10 scale, how weird is dah

Condom has a very weird smell,
Once u pull off her undies it hits,
Even if she washes up, except with soap
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by IamPere(m): 3:00pm On Oct 21, 2017
Tapout:


after slapping her and sending her out of ur house, u still threatened to shoot her, why?? Because the federal government set up a facility to train and equip individuals with firearms to defend and protect its citizens... But idoits and fools like you mis-interpreted the whole idea.

She cheated on you, Yes she doesn't deserve you.... But believe me, I strongly believe this act of unfaithfulness from her has just saved her life

BTW, keep studying the different scents of condom.... #Rottweiler

Lol.. you're so right

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by AlexCk: 3:01pm On Oct 21, 2017
niyot124:



Same here. Just wanna take a good look at you, just curious
niyot124:


I saw one of your posts and that got me curious...


Oh, okies,
Which of the post?
Are u still curious??
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by ev4real(m): 3:03pm On Oct 21, 2017
TheEminentLaity:
he is one of those mannerless nigerian soldiers that derive joy in abusing unarmed civilians, he would have even shot her undecided undecided Hope they post him to Sambisa after he graduates so he would slap Shekau and Boko Haram with his muscles. Amen smiley cc davindal
That's their responsibility; let him go and face them. not intimidating civilians everywhere.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by akinszz: 3:10pm On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:
Ok, noted. As an officer Cadet, I even tried. If it were to be my coursemates, she for don murd by now, because, you don't Bleep with soldiers.
so you now see yourself as lord because you are a soldier. see African mentality grin empty pride gringrin

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Adaumunocha(f): 3:12pm On Oct 21, 2017
Habbatically:
Nairaland guys aren't in support of what he did. The op is a coward.

E no get sense.
She dodged a bullet.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by bitchcrafts: 3:13pm On Oct 21, 2017
AuroraB:
kiss kiss kiss
Nigerian soldiers shouldn't be dated talk more of being married to! The girl got what she deserved by dating one of 'em.
My in-law is the only sane one among them grin grin grin grin
and me too grin

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Mhizrohzz(f): 3:16pm On Oct 21, 2017
I believe u
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by adetayo234: 3:22pm On Oct 21, 2017
MhizzAJ:
You lie

Most men too are evil

There are bad people and there are good people

Does condom have a particular smell?

Look before you leap.


I wasn't expecting sense from a feminist. They never disappoint in their show of shame. Even the dullest of humans know how condoms smell, especially those who have used it before.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by adetayo234: 3:24pm On Oct 21, 2017
ev4real:

You have no right to slap any female personality. It doesn't make sense. You could have gotten your answer without slapping her. Learn to control your anger going forward. Sorry for the heart break.

Which one is female personality Now? So he has right to slap the other gender? What a foolish manner of reasoning
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by adetayo234: 3:26pm On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:
Ok, noted. As an officer Cadet, I even tried. If it were to be my coursemates, she for don murd by now, because, you don't Bleep with soldiers.

Oga shut up. You talk like an empty idiotic powerdrunk dumbass

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by MeLissa74: 3:26pm On Oct 21, 2017
jashar:
1. You hit a woman. undecided

2. You engage in premarital sex. undecided

3. Have you met Jesus? He loves you and desires that you live a life above your banal instincts.

4. Call upon his name today and be saved.

5. May you find the path of life that gives real peace and love.
my favorite of all comments

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by AuroraB(f): 3:28pm On Oct 21, 2017
bitchcrafts:
and me too grin
Oh? Okay smiley
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by luminouz(m): 3:31pm On Oct 21, 2017
Jonathan:

Mumu
You can't because he's a cadet Abi? Lol
Your stupidity is epic
Jonathan.... undecided
How can u Eva make sense
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by MeLissa74: 3:31pm On Oct 21, 2017
sagerasaq:
Na wa for dis guy ooo.. U c toto u dy smell for condom. Ma babe don go bang anoda guy come my place Lyk 20mins later I bang her on top. I noticed but I no talk since na banging tinx I dy into....
Gals of nowadays are for banging...
U bang, bang, bang and bang.
Gals are bitches now am heartless I even bang dem and not give dem food and transport fair again...
All of dem dy mad.
You are also mad
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by WINDSOW(m): 3:32pm On Oct 21, 2017
MhizzAJ:
You lie

Most men too are evil

There are bad people and there are good people

Does condom have a particular smell?

Look before you leap.

U dnt know condom smells? It does babe.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Josephshola: 3:32pm On Oct 21, 2017
MhizzAJ:
You lie

Most men too are evil

There are bad people and there are good people

Does condom have a particular smell?

Look before you leap.

yes condom smell. It has this rubber oil smell
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by luminouz(m): 3:32pm On Oct 21, 2017
Opatoranking:
It shows how fearful you are it is illiterate that fear men in uniform which you belong, what if the girl father is a senior man in the military. mr cadet what you did was very bad for your girlfriend not wife be very careful the way you handle women please for God sake.
Pucci ass nigga!
Don't quote me biko....
Go meet d OP!!!
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by luminouz(m): 3:33pm On Oct 21, 2017
benswagtt:
Bikonu... are you his advocate NE? or coursemate? he might even be a thermal 1 CADET... Even if he's in his last lap, he's still a cadet..
Talk to d OP not me...E-warrior
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by bahdblivher: 3:33pm On Oct 21, 2017
Seems to be my situation right now although I cant say she is cheating on me, it's a long distance relationship, and we re 2+yrs down d line, close to 2weeks now she hasnt picked my calls neither has she called me, with an exception of yesterday, she works so I try to call her when she's not at work, yesterday like I said she did pick my call but only when she had gone to work, I was so annoyed and didnt even say a word because the background was noisy and I figured she already knew I'll tell her I will call her later, because I dont like calling her when she's at work. Anyway I have decided not to call her again if she calls fine, else I'm done, I dey even lose concentration and she's probably grooving but like I said I wouldnt jump into conclusions, just simple if she calls, I'll pick and she what she has to say else, dis is d end of solomon grandy but I love her sha and that's the bleeped up part. I HAD A WALL FOR A REASON, BUT SHE BROKE THROUGH IT, and now this, WELL SOMETIMES IT HURTS TO LOVE SHA, and funny thing is prior to this strange attitude she has been complaining about missing me BADLY. WELL POO HAPPENS.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by luminouz(m): 3:34pm On Oct 21, 2017
PrecisionFx:


It's not difficult to send a soldier to jail.
Hmmmmm...
Look at d context naaaaa!!
He didn't kill d babe...just sent her outta his house after slapping her.....what's he going to jail for when d girl didn't even report
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Goddyj(m): 3:38pm On Oct 21, 2017
I wanted to marry this year, Buying just changed my mind.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by somehow: 3:39pm On Oct 21, 2017
But he can against a man right?
khristal87:
Sorry abt a bad day,, bt pls dnt raise ur hand against a lady, simply work her out f ur house. Dts hw to b a gentleman.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Coloradvantage(m): 3:39pm On Oct 21, 2017
ev4real:
kids everywhere.
sir goat sir!
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by DedeNkem: 3:40pm On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:
Please guys, trust no girl wholeheartedly oo. Trust any girl at your own peril, if you fail to heed my warning.

A girl I have been keeping for almost 2 years - with the hope of marrying her once I pass out from here in NDA - just disappointed me, thereby shattering me to pieces. Right now, am in pains.

I was given 3 days pass to enable me attend an important event at home. Before the permission, my supposed babe have been disturbing on how badly she needed to be sexed, and how distance has been a barrier to that effect. I kept telling her to hold her chill, that am gonna be back soon. Although I had heard annoying stuffs about my babe - now an Ex, on how she was frolicking with different guys in my absence, but I was not deterred; simply because, I didn't believe in hearsays.

Yesterday, she called and sent me sweet text messages as she normally do. I asked her to come over to my house around 4PM which she reluctantly obliged. But the way she sounded over the phone made it clear that she never wished to see me any time soon, maybe due to her schedules with other stuffs.

However, I pondered how my babe who has been disturbing and informing me on how 'conjirized' she is suddenly feel not too excited coming to see me dispite being aware that I came home on Tuesday(17th) night.

Time ticked to 4pm yesterday, I didn't see her. I exercised patience till 5pm before I gave her call, but she didn't pick. I called for the second time but no picking again. I decided to hold dowm my anger and not to call her again for the day. Around 15mins to 6pm, she called back saying that her phone was on silent. I ask why, and she told me she would explain when she reached my home that she was running short of airtime.

Finally, she came and apologized after explanation of what led to her phone being on silent. I asked her never to worry that am not holding anything against her, that she should be free.

However, situation changed the moment I tried making love with her as she undressed. Down her private part, I perceived the 'SCENT of CONDOM', and that was it. I enquired why she smells of condom there, but she couldn't give me coherent and articulate answer.

Being furious, I slapped and pushed her out of my compound.

Today in the afternoon, I sent her final warning to stay clear from me or I will shoot her skull to pieces.

Finally, guys be weary of whom you date. Most ladies out there are evil.

You slapped her? You fcking abusive id*iot!!
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by lumeneng22: 3:41pm On Oct 21, 2017
But you that has been avast with condom smell, how did you get that experience? Is it part of military training? Make una dey control your anger smal small.If na so them dey slap those ones wey give you the smelling experience, no woman go near you again.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Caseless: 3:45pm On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:
Please guys, trust no girl wholeheartedly oo. Trust any girl at your own peril, if you fail to heed my warning.

A girl I have been keeping for almost 2 years - with the hope of marrying her once I pass out from here in NDA - just disappointed me, thereby shattering me to pieces. Right now, am in pains.

I was given 3 days pass to enable me attend an important event at home. Before the permission, my supposed babe have been disturbing on how badly she needed to be sexed, and how distance has been a barrier to that effect. I kept telling her to hold her chill, that am gonna be back soon. Although I had heard annoying stuffs about my babe - now an Ex, on how she was frolicking with different guys in my absence, but I was not deterred; simply because, I didn't believe in hearsays.

Yesterday, she called and sent me sweet text messages as she normally do. I asked her to come over to my house around 4PM which she reluctantly obliged. But the way she sounded over the phone made it clear that she never wished to see me any time soon, maybe due to her schedules with other stuffs.

However, I pondered how my babe who has been disturbing and informing me on how 'conjirized' she is suddenly feel not too excited coming to see me dispite being aware that I came home on Tuesday(17th) night.

Time ticked to 4pm yesterday, I didn't see her. I exercised patience till 5pm before I gave her call, but she didn't pick. I called for the second time but no picking again. I decided to hold dowm my anger and not to call her again for the day. Around 15mins to 6pm, she called back saying that her phone was on silent. I ask why, and she told me she would explain when she reached my home that she was running short of airtime.

Finally, she came and apologized after explanation of what led to her phone being on silent. I asked her never to worry that am not holding anything against her, that she should be free.

However, situation changed the moment I tried making love with her as she undressed. Down her private part, I perceived the 'SCENT of CONDOM', and that was it. I enquired why she smells of condom there, but she couldn't give me coherent and articulate answer.

Being furious, I slapped and pushed her out of my compound.

Today in the afternoon, I sent her final warning to stay clear from me or I will shoot her skull to pieces.

Finally, guys be weary of whom you date. Most ladies out there are evil.
you be true soldier. She lucky say they never commission you, na wetin that airforce officer for makurdi do you for do. Thank God you didn't shoot her .


When you're in a relationship, learn to investigate what people say about your babe. Don't ever give your heart to any woman. Love is fictitious and does not exist.

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