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Nairaland / General / Re: Who Is A Big Girl? by Riskymallam: 10:24am On Mar 03, 2015
Haba manà! A big girl is a big girl. If you have a job, or run a business of your own along your interests, drive a car you bought yourself, or transport yourself to work through the public means, You are a BIG girl. If you live in your own apartment pay your bills when due or a little later, or still stay with your parents but pay for some of the bills in the house, keep one boyfriend, have goals, passions and ambitions, fear God, have a level head on your shoulders.

My dear you are a BIG girl.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Most Tattooed Nigerian Ladies Aggressively Rude, Unreliable&Promiscuous? by Riskymallam: 9:55am On Mar 03, 2015
I have not mingled with ladies who have tattoos on their bodies, so I'm in no position to make a valid argument.

But one thing I can surmise from your argument is, after all is said and done, they are mere unsubstantiated generalizations.

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Romance / Re: White Woman Vows To Continue Sending Money To An African Man She Hasn't Met by Riskymallam: 9:45am On Mar 03, 2015
Lmao!! I don't judge a person based on how attractive they are, but this woman has got some issues.

1. Self esteem.
2. Immature.
3. Etc
Romance / Re: If Your Girlfriend Or Wife Is As Fine As This, You Should Thank God Everyday by Riskymallam: 6:06pm On Oct 27, 2014
Is she a sister of yours? Or is she related to you in some way?

Your view of a beautiful woman is off putting though! She is not fine! (Like that)
Politics / Re: Nigerians Await Arrival Of Chibok Girls Today by Riskymallam: 6:03pm On Oct 27, 2014
I hope so too. No one can comprehend the anguish and suffering they must have gone through, even the families of the said girls.

But, what about the girls that were married off? The ones that are pregnant? Because some.news filtering about that some were married off, plus the forced sex that must have happened in their camps.

I digress. Will the BH members who married the said girls off, pay the bride price to the girls parents? grin
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Cried Because Of A Woman??? by Riskymallam: 5:03pm On Oct 02, 2014
Yes I have. I cried over my not-so-current girlfriend (behind her back though) and I hated myself for showing such weakness.

Despite the period in question being an emotional low point in my life.

So, yes, I have.
Crime / Re: Why Don't We Investigate Deaths In Nigeria? by Riskymallam: 1:57pm On Aug 08, 2013
Nail-on-the-head.
Which reminds me of the late singer Bob Marleys line "Emancipate yourself from mental slavery none but our self can free our mind"

Till then we will continue going round in circle




debrief08: Because we are mentally lazy.
We prefer our superstitions to real actual facts.
We prefer to believe that a "wombless" Pastors wife will mysteriously give birth to a 10pound baby without asking questions like if there was a womb transplant, where is the Doctors report, what was actually medically done.
We prefer to jump from one prayer house to the other rather than focus our energy and harness the scientific breakthroughs God helped Doctors to discover.
We prefer to believe a Pastor who under 3 months learns the art of sweet mouth than a Doctor with 10 years of training, and 20 years of professional practice.
We prefer to lazily "leave it to God" than to equip our labs and take the years and study foresic sciences.
We prefer to hide things than say it out so others can learn and apply your mistakes and experiences to their own decisions.
We also prefer to carry rumours of money rituals than simple basic scientific tests
Simple answer: we are lazy, pretentious, religious hypocrites. That's all
Politics / Re: New Method Of Home Robbery Discovered by Riskymallam: 1:55pm On Aug 08, 2013
This is a staged documentary right? Was the lady in question an acquaintance of the house owner for him to open his gates and have her swim.

Or "Shey na public swimming pool ni"
Politics / Re: Man Sets Six People Ablaze For Smoking Indian Hemp by Riskymallam: 1:51pm On Aug 08, 2013
WORD!!

caesaraba: Hahahahaha. Probably, the landlord had inhaled enough second-hand smoke to get him high and give him the 'liver' to actualize what he had only been fantasizing on doing to those boys all along.
Politics / Re: Igbo Youths Gives Gov., Fashola Three Days To Apologize by Riskymallam: 8:02am On Aug 08, 2013
kettykin: All these ultimatums will coalesce into court cases which would drag on for a long time if lagos does not settle out of court, it would make lagos look very unfriendly to outsiders and visitors resulting in less inflow of external investments by both foreigners and local investors which is not good for the economy of lagos state which thrives on more of external investment.
These leaves investors with options of going to abuja , rivers, aba
By and large lagos needs more than reassuring igbos in particular and other nigerians with out whose input lagos will end up like ibadan

The public perception and ratings of lagos and its government is in an all time low and unless drastic steps are taken now it would cost lagos a lot of good will investments. Other issues like the babaloja syndrome where a lagos indigene feeds on the hard work of visitors and people doing business in lagos really9 needs to be equally addressed. Nigeria and the world is watching closely, there is really no state in Nigeria that has made any visible progress with out igbos and their business if lagos thinks it can do other wise then good luck to them
Travel / Re: QATAR And UAE General Visa Enquiries by Riskymallam: 12:25pm On Aug 06, 2013
Hello, I've been following your posts, congratulations on the job offer. Please What's the minimum qualification before one can apply? I'm thinking of relocating to Dubai.

justi4jesu: I don't apply online, I buy their job newspaper here but d interview was an open one for anybody so a friend told me about it and I decided to try my luck.
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid’s Girlfriend, Tania Omotayo Make-up Free by Riskymallam: 7:57am On Aug 06, 2013
She looks "Wifey" like ...
Celebrities / Re: Dr Sid And Girlfriend, Simi Osomo Share Vacation Photos by Riskymallam: 7:56am On Aug 06, 2013
Ditto the picture quality! Thumbs up anyway to Dr. Sid.
Politics / Re: Chidi Lloyd Sues Police For N50billion Over Ill-treatment by Riskymallam: 7:24am On Aug 06, 2013
Then please post the link to the video.

phayvoursky: I GUESS MAJORITY OF NIGERIANS ARE BEING TOLD ONLY ONE SIDE OF THE D STORY. U GUYS SHOULD WATGH WHEN CHIDI LLOYD WAS GIVEN THE BEATING OF HIS LIFE BY 5 MEMBERS OF THE HOUSE EARLIER B4 THAT INCIDENCE. N I BET U WOULD DO MORE DAN WAT HE DID IF IT WERE U
Fashion / Re: See What Girls Now Wears To Pop Out Thier Buttocks. by Riskymallam: 9:57pm On Aug 05, 2013
Yomieluv: Fake eyelashes,fake hair,fake nails,fale eye contact,now fake a.ss.

My God,I have to do a thorough check on any woman I want to marry,can't afford to be short changed in the bride price.
Celebrities / Re: Check Out Beyonce And Jayz When They Were Kids by Riskymallam: 7:16pm On Aug 05, 2013
Who dash Beyonce "gele" grin
Politics / Re: Man Charged For Rejoicing After Bomb Blast In Kano by Riskymallam: 7:08pm On Aug 05, 2013
Fact, when did it become a crime to express oneself, despite perceived deviations from the norm.

He sure as hell didn't commit no crime.

#Saying-it-like-it-is


Mr Aboki: WTF!!!


This just goes to show that the Nigerian Police no get work..





Allahu Akbar

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Politics / Re: Deportation, Dichotomy, And Nationalism Nigeriana by Riskymallam: 7:33am On Aug 05, 2013
I think they would be "selectively blind" to this one. grin

adconline: NL e-warriors are incapable of reading and comprehending this wonderful piece. It's political and tribal sound bites that get them on their feet to trah talk. Outside Naira Notes and Oil, Nigeria as a country is an illusion and will never materialise.
Car Talk / Re: When Someone Dents Your Car & Leaves This Note? by Riskymallam: 6:59am On Aug 05, 2013
My reaction would depend on the severity of the dent, but at the ens of the day what can one really do eh?

"Na you go still repair your car by yourself, so if you vex till tomorrow na yourself you dey do"
Car Talk / Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Riskymallam: 6:56am On Aug 05, 2013
*Yikes* So on-point
Politics / Deportation, Dichotomy, And Nationalism Nigeriana by Riskymallam: 7:18pm On Aug 04, 2013
If you must buy a baboon don't
buy the one with a 10% discount
#amebo#


My friend Abraham Madu shared
this, "Before you do anything,
first Think!
THINK stands for:
T--True: Is what I write true?
H--Helpful: Is what I say or do
helpful?
I--Inspiring: Is what I do, write
and say, inspiring?
N--Necessary: Is what I do say,
or write necessary?
K--Kind: Are my actions, words
kind to others?


I as a matter of me look at issues
from the larger picture. I do not
just dabble into matters, I THINK,
I look beyond sophistry,
anchored more on bare-face
political partisanship, and
ethnicity or group affiliation. I
leave room for human frailties
but I THINK before I write or talk.
"If Obi is also guilty of
deportation of beggars out from
Anambra then he doesn't have a
say on why Foshola deported
some beggars to his state and
whoever criticize Fashola here is
only a mere tribalist." Kolawola
Afolabi--a Yoruba.
"Please, if you're in support of
"deportation" of any Nigerian
from any part of Nigeria, kindly
remove me as your friend on
Facebook and in real life before I
do so. You either have a low IQ
or you're callous." Paul Ohia--an
Igbo.


We have left the underage
marriage for under-thought
deportation. My worry for this
admonition is that we have taken
for granted the deportation of
Nigerians, from one part of the
country to another as normal.
The truth is a new nation is
emerging, like a friend said "very
soon chairmen of local
government areas, within a state,
will deport 'non-indigenes'.


Whether Rivers, or 2015, Yerima,
underage marriage, Oristejefor or
Asari, Buhari or GEJ, all are
situated in dichotomies, APC is a
Muslim party, does it make PDP
any Christian? Our dichotomy is
not a subject within the shores
of this nation that one talks
about without understanding, it
evokes a lot of passions from the
heated arguments which it
generates, everyone holding dear
to their values, and
idiosyncrasies. A lot has been
written, on old perspectives
likewise new viewpoints--now
we are deporting.
Again our propensity to think as
easterners, westerners,
northerners, middle belters, all
depending on the turns of event
comes to bear.


Every nation has one dichotomy
or the other, if it is not the north
vs south, it is versus blocs,
religion or even ideological
dichotomies. There are several
reasons why such dichotomies
exist. Sometimes it is a function
of creation or political
correctness like we have in the
Nigerian case.
In our sensationalism, we have
in every sense approached most
problems sectionally thereby
creating all kinds of unnecessary
petty-culture-ethnic-religious-
parapoism and bourgeois
mentality in dealing with our
national issues.


Dichotomy is one that is used by
political apologists as a socio-
economic weapon and the
current deportation saga is one.
Apart from the positive, our
dichotomy has been used to
exploit and bamboozle the
masses without major
consideration being given to the
dynamics of the law of
development which in essence
deals scientifically with the unity
and struggle of opportunities
and opposites.


Another musing on this
deportation saga is that in truth
only a social revolution can
solve our problems, be they
political, economic or social. In
this sense we need more than a
free, fair and credible election,
what we need is the progressive
element (Sadly that progressive
element today is largely on paper
only) to come together as a
striking force. Because they have
a revolutionary duty to this
nation to help in striking a
balance, to disabuse the thought
pattern that has been built.


There is an ideology of hatred,
one that props up again and
again, Lagos in West, Anambra
in the East, North vs South,
Muslims vs Christians. This is a
factor that reactionary elements
within the system use in battling
the progressives. Like several
years ago, the first coup, or the
OIC saga, the problem still
persists, this deportation saga
borrows a lot from bourgeois
theories, which essentially is
directed at confusing our
intellect, like we try to argue
within the parameters of “anti-
class theory”, “theory of
undevelopement”, “take off
theory”, “theory of cooperation”,
“theory of external push”, “end
of ideology theory”,
“convergence theory”, “the
theory of the periphery in the
periphery”.


Wonderful sociological concepts
that do very little in helping us
shift in the way of progress
because only few theories work
for us..."theory of corruption",
"theory of bad governance",
"chop I chop theory", and "killing
for god theory", "dame, amaechi,
and goodluck theory", "pdp and
apc theory" and now the
"deportation theory".
Dichotomy is everywhere, just
back from the US. But when not
managed it only retards
conscious development of the
people, creates inter ethnic
hostilities and allows for
continued exploitation from and
management of political power.


This deportation saga again
exposes us to one thing and it is
the national question. What is a
nation? We can not fully
understand the implication of the
Fashola action without
answering the national question
scientifically in relating this
phenomenon to our socio-
political economical
development, it is important to
look at the historical
development of the national
question.


The national question “is a
question of solving vital national
problems of social development,
abolishing national oppression
and inequality, eliminating
obstacles to the development of
peoples, including achievement
of factual quality and
internationalism in national
relations.”
The Lagos action brings to
question the concepts of
“national character”, “national
culture”, national
consciousness”, ”national
philosophy and psychology” all
often used and discussed
without carefully and critically
understanding their
contradicting class nature in
antagonistic societies and their
relative independence.


Nigeria should be a nation of a
lasting historical community of
people constituting a form of
social development based on the
community of economic life in
combination with the community
of language, territory, culture,
consciousness and psychology.
But are we?


Are we a nation of various ethnic
groups moving towards greater
realization of cultural
togetherness, peace and stability
for all?


The summary of this admonition
is both a warning and a
challenge on the basis of what I
have outlined; it is only fair and
fitting to direct our critical
analysis of the Nigerian political
climate in the form of serious
warning that all is not well. We
cannot abdicate our
responsibility to do and say what
is right and chose which battles
to fight on the premise of
parochial locus standi.
Deportation is WRONG in the
Lagos context! Whoever started
it first, and whoever is
retaliating.
We need to come to gripes with
realities of the moment which
point to the inevitabilities of the
future, because time is running
out, at us to initiate a wind of
hurricane of social revolution.
Are we ready, only time will tell.
Prince Charles Dickson
Editor, burningpot.com
Politics / Re: Tips To Avoid Deportation In Lagos. by Riskymallam: 9:15pm On Aug 02, 2013
Another tribalistically interestingly bigoted post
Science/Technology / Re: 5 Animals That Actually Never DIE! by Riskymallam: 6:59pm On Aug 02, 2013
Like I always say, things last but nothing is everlasting.

Kudos to the animals anyway. Nexxxxxxt!!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by Riskymallam: 6:58pm On Aug 02, 2013
grin lol ... Bad Do.ggy
Nairaland / General / Re: What Have You Learnt From Nairaland? by Riskymallam: 6:36pm On Aug 02, 2013
LMAO grin grin Couldn't stop laughing at that one.


JOYCEOUS:

U 4got diz:

Christians vs muslims,
Catholics vs non-catholics
Nigeria vs Ghana,
Nigeria vs SA,
Nigeria vs Comeroon.
Nigeria vs Kenya,
Nigeria vs Libya,
Nigeria vs Angola,
Nigeria vs malawi.
Nigeria vs Zimbabwe,
Nigeria vs Burkinafaso,
Nigeria vs America. :/

ONLY NIGERIA!!!
Politics / Re: Fashola Replies Peter Obi Over Alleged Deportation Of Igbos From Lagos by Riskymallam: 12:25pm On Aug 02, 2013
You too, were you in platoon 11?? Please say yes bro grin


enigma_otr:
Did you just say platoon 11?

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