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Sports / Re: Eguavoen Lacks Grace — Taribo West by SmellingAnus(m): 10:25am
atiku4President:
They have started again. Useless people. Any time NFF gives one of them opportunity, others will start castigating him. Amokachi and Taribo always lead the attack on their colleagues. Very unfortunate
you obviously commented based on the misleading headline.. go back and read carefully again... He didn't say anything bad instead he wants Nigeria to invest in local coaches
Politics / Re: Fubara Reportedly Directs All 23 LGA Chairmen In Rivers To Contest Under APP by SmellingAnus(m): 3:40pm On Sep 19
ojasweb:


Definitely it is Fubara. Which is politically right.
However, i am tired of people not wanting to accept the fact that godfatherism cannot be eliminated in politics.
Rather it could be reduced.
you are right
Politics / Re: Fubara Reportedly Directs All 23 LGA Chairmen In Rivers To Contest Under APP by SmellingAnus(m): 8:15am On Sep 19
ojasweb:
I thought Rivers people don't a$$lick any politician.

Why would saint Fubara impose any political party on the LG chairs?

Why not focus on his roles and let the chairs follow their desired party?

Has he become an emperor?
Let's assume it's ass licking, who do you think should be better for them to asslick between Wike and Fubara?
Celebrities / Re: Asa Asika Gets Engaged To Leona Adesanya by SmellingAnus(m): 2:03pm On Sep 14
Faber:

That's harsh on OBO, OBO is one of the finest gentlemen out there. Dude got money and influence, yet he no dey oppress people. Honouring his promise to Chioma even elevated OBO to another level. Name one Nigerian young artist that is more family oriented than OBO..

If I catch you, I will whip you this cane for real😎😡
not supporting him neither am I against him... You should have tried to tell him that everything he said about OBO is wrong that is if you believe what he said is wrong . Do you think what he said is true or false?
Politics / Re: We’re Proposing Law To Increase VAT To 10% –presidential Tax C’mtee by SmellingAnus(m): 12:22pm On Sep 03
It is finished

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Romance / Re: She Ignored Me When I Needed Her Most by SmellingAnus(m): 4:45pm On Aug 25
Kvarachi:
Good morning everyone. I need your honest opinion on what to do on this matter.
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Forgive her... Accept her back... Stop that daily contribution/Akawo you do for her... If she stays with you for one year without complaining Marry her...

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Romance / Re: What Is Wrong With This Girl? by SmellingAnus(m): 4:11pm On Aug 21
You appear too desperate... Sometimes be man enough to accept your L and wish her well and move on.... She might even come back to you then... You actually gave her more than the attention she deserves so it's good you learn the hard way ...

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Music/Radio / Re: Life & Times Of Jim Reeves(August 20, 1923 – July 31, 1964); by SmellingAnus(m): 4:15pm On Aug 18
We Thank thee and This world is not my home is my favourite... Rip Legend
Celebrities / Re: 'Bury Me Quickly, Quietly, And Privately' - Onyeka Onwenu by SmellingAnus(m): 4:16pm On Jul 31
Rest on Peace Ma.,
Romance / Re: Nairalanders, My Wife Wants To Destroy Our Marriage Ohh!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 10:00am On Jul 26
Sapasenator:
"We had a serious argument that turned physical"

OP more explanations required for the above, did you beat your wife? What have you done to her when it turned physical?

The economy is very harsh and do you realize how much your wife saves in transport cost because of this kind act of this good samaritan. I do not understand the reason for your insecurities. You claimed the kind dude "now picking up your wife from the matrimonial home", what is wrong with that? Did you expect your wife to be picked up from the airport?

This guy is doing your wife a great favor and on top even sent you pringles and malt.
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Nairalanders, My Wife Wants To Destroy Our Marriage Ohh!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 9:46am On Jul 26
A4alpha:



There is not like jokingly here, he should confront the MF and warn him to stay away and never ever give lift, make sure this warning is recorded, you might need it later. Men should learn to maintain boundary and don't cross the redline. Op that's (most) women for you, they try to downplay their idiocy making it look less an offence cos that's their current state of mind as they try to filter, digest and validate their next line of action while hanging onto an excuse to finally cheat. heating her to her means validation and a big push to fall into the MF hands.
Journey of a 100 miles start with one step, from dropping her off to picking her from your house and next show of effection to her family in other to win her over. Note, the easiest way to a woman's heart is through her children (just be kind and friendly with her kids then identify with the husband).

Her eye don dey outside already just watch and monitor her to find good ground to finally dump her arse. Meanwhile hitting her is so wrong and it's totally foolish to do so. you fit woza her a life changing hot slap or two then bounce and go somewhere and chill.
once Op calls the man and the man inturn tells his wife... His wife will give the man different sexx styles just to apologize for the attitude of the husband... The husband should just kiss the marriage good bye .. He actually handled it poorly....
Politics / Re: Photos From Buhari's Meeting With DIG Yahaya S. Abubakar & Other Police Officers by SmellingAnus(m): 3:43pm On Jun 28
Xxxxtentacion2:
Meeting in vain...
All these meetings is basically on how to grab more power at the detriment of the people and some foolish people support the rubbish...
you are right but who do you think the people should support between Atiku, Tinubu and Peter Obi in 2027?

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Religion / Re: Cultism, The Spiritual Consequences And Deliverance Through Christ by SmellingAnus(m): 6:51pm On Jun 27
Agbawo001:



Boss. I need this rn Abeg
I know the area. I didn't follow them... If you can make enquires about this from people of that area it might help.... I don't know if it's still there but they use to have it ... The place is Nembe in Bayelsa... This is the best I can do...
Politics / Re: Rivers: Explosion kills pro-Wike protester as loyalists march for FCT Minister by SmellingAnus(m): 6:03pm On Jun 25
flokii:
You people cheering Fubara on just want to get the guy killed honestly speaking.. all these gra gra wey the man dey do no go carry am reach anywhere.

If his enemies want to set the entire Rivers State ablaze, they'll do it and he won't stand a chance against the forces he is fighting.. Just my own advice to Rivers people and elders taking sides and trying to put fire on the issue on ground.
Wike na Federal, Fubara na State.. difference is clear and power pass power.
what do you think Fubara should do in this situation?

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Food / Re: How Una See This Thing. Did I Do Something Bad? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:57am On Jun 14
afangide:
Really?
yeah... They are smarter than what you think cheesy cheesy cheesy
Food / Re: How Una See This Thing. Did I Do Something Bad? by SmellingAnus(m): 7:54pm On Jun 13
afangide:
You could have told him to take a sip first
Don't even try this.... Such people usually have the antidote
Religion / Re: Idowu Iluyomade Resigns Pastoral Appointment With RCCG by SmellingAnus(m): 5:04pm On Jun 09
dalitigator:


Is it allowed to go outside a particular ministry God placed you? From my experience, it is not allowed. But you are allowed to educate my ignorance.
what is your definition of Ministry cos what you actually mean knowingly or unknowingly is Church.. so by ministry do you mean Church?
Religion / Re: Idowu Iluyomade Resigns Pastoral Appointment With RCCG by SmellingAnus(m): 2:24pm On Jun 09
Jokerman:
All these ones aren't pastors... Better repent, make restitution and go back to the calling God has given you...

You can't resign from God's work... He will required it from you on the last day, and you'd give account....

No wonder st Paul wrote, "Let him that thinketh he stand, Watch, lest he falls"!
He never said he is resigning from God's work.... God's work cannot only be done in one Church... By the way I don't support the party he threw after the death of one of their members... But the question now is... If the member that died was an average or poor man in terms of finances.... Will the church have sanctioned him for throwing a party after the death of their member?

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Family / Re: My Wife Sleeps With My Boss by SmellingAnus(m): 6:32am On May 04
When I was much younger, I read a book titled.. even the god's cannot stop a woman that is in love... Let me adjust the title.... Even the god's cannot stop a woman that has made up her mind to cheat.. since you already plan to forgive her no matter the gallons of sperm that has been deposited in her kontus then you need little or no advice because you have already advised yourself ... The only thing I will add is for you to be careful on the way you confront her so that you don't end up possibly dead from her revenge in the future since you still plan to live with her... Finally, I wish you the best as you enter into a state of perpetual unhappiness, sleepless nights, high blood pressure and depression due to the promiscuity of your wife.... It's very possible that he is not the first and only person she has cheated on you with ...

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Travel / Re: 16 Travellers Burnt To Death, Two Injured In Enugu Fatal Accident by SmellingAnus(m): 8:18am On May 01
post=129722605:
Is Like This New Month, Na Bad News We Take Start Am, Almighty God, Have Mercy On Me oo
na last month e happen ... Last day of last month according to the write-up...

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Romance / Re: Which Nairalander Do You Miss The Most? by SmellingAnus(m): 7:45pm On Apr 27
Where is my Kashybaby
TV/Movies / Re: DSTV Subscription Hike: I Won’t Subscribe Again – OPM General Overseer by SmellingAnus(m): 3:18pm On Apr 27
ednut1:
This man is a MOG but had a child outside wedlock. Yet people still dey go hin church. Tufiakwa
Let's assume it's true... He is not worse than David in the Bible that had sex with a married woman and killed her husband and even got married to her... Guess what .

Apart from David still referred to as a man after God's Heart.. it was the son of that same woman that succeeded David....

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Romance / Re: My Night Bus Experience - A true Story by SmellingAnus(m): 1:19am On Apr 27
Sapasenator:


To be frank bruh, I was thinking of abandoning the story altogether. I get bored of things and people easily but I will try and complete. Its 100% real even though I might have exaggerated a tad bit in some part.

I have a more interesting story I will share after this one. 100% real
nice story... I am following

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Celebrities / Re: 'Pity Men': Williams Uchemba Laments Outfits Women Wear To The Gym by SmellingAnus(m): 6:30am On Apr 26
Chrisrare:
This is why Muslims force their women to wear hijab cos women will always abuse any freedom given to them.
Do you think it will be better for all women in Nigeria to be forced to wear Hijab to avoid things like this?
Religion / Re: My Unbiased Summary As A Former Member Of Celestial Church Of Christ... by SmellingAnus(m): 11:18pm On Apr 09
freezyfofo:
Hallelujah!




Message to the Author of the post:

Peace be unto you, go and lay an alter of worship and stop running like Jonah. I don’t know if you have the calling, but you’ve seen the light, and answers to all questions of life. Why running far from it, your faith is stronger than many of these Pentecostal pastors you admire (no shades, cause I don’t know your mentors)

You may be contented with what you have, Jehovah says that’s not your level. You don’t need to pastor a church if can’t attend seminary, meet with the authorities at the HQ that you need a shepherd, they will find you qualified/Certified shepherd.

After this, come take a good look at yourself again. If friends and family discourage you just stay far from them, they will come as soon they know the truth. They do not see or know what you see and know.

Alafia!!!

I honestly appreciate your wise counsel... I will surely meditate on them ... One Love....
Foreign Affairs / Re: UAE Suspends Diplomatic Ties With Israel Over Killing Of Aid Workers by SmellingAnus(m): 10:16pm On Apr 04
Davehasmadeit:
Israel has taken this war too far
Do you think Hamas went too far when they killed many people in Israel?

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Family / Re: by SmellingAnus(m): 3:55pm On Mar 31
BeautifulCloud:
The moniker Ahnie has been made a mod and is banning people who she perceives as an enemy.

She's is also pulling up alot of tricks

Please the other mods should review her activities
She deserves to be a MOD... Nothing wrong with that... I think she will even be the new Lalasticlala
Politics / Re: Bill On Power Rotation Passes First Reading In Senate by SmellingAnus(m): 10:28am On Mar 14
JohnnA1:
EXACTLY!

This is the best way forward...
I concur

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Romance / Re: See What This Gym Instructor Is Doing To Someone's Babe And Wife by SmellingAnus(m): 7:33am On Mar 14
johnog4sure:
this is why islam make sense sometimes
Please what is the punishment for a married woman that allows this assuming she is a Muslim?
Politics / Re: Bill On Power Rotation Passes First Reading In Senate by SmellingAnus(m): 7:19am On Mar 14
slimfit1:
We need regional government not power rotation it doesn't encourage development.
you mean the six geographical areas should instead have their prime ministers or leaders instead of the power rotation amongst the six regions?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Benjamin Netanyahu: 'We Will Finish The Job In Rafah' ( Video, Pics) by SmellingAnus(m): 4:28pm On Mar 13
ibechris:



Israel is no longer fighting Hamas but killing innocent Civilians with starvation and guns.

That is where our humanity should start from.

This is pure animalistic practice.
Honestly I don't support the death of innocent Palestinians... However you still didn't answer my question... When Israel was first attacked, what did you expect Israel to do? To forgive them? Or what?

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