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Family / Re: My Wife Sleeps With My Boss by SmellingAnus(m): 6:32am
When I was much younger, I read a book titled.. even the god's cannot stop a woman that is in love... Let me adjust the title.... Even the god's cannot stop a woman that has made up her mind to cheat.. since you already plan to forgive her no matter the gallons of sperm that has been deposited in her kontus then you need little or no advice because you have already advised yourself ... The only thing I will add is for you to be careful on the way you confront her so that you don't end up possibly dead from her revenge in the future since you still plan to live with her... Finally, I wish you the best as you enter into a state of perpetual unhappiness, sleepless nights, high blood pressure and depression due to the promiscuity of your wife.... It's very possible that he is not the first and only person she has cheated on you with ...

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Travel / Re: 16 Travellers Burnt To Death, Two Injured In Enugu Fatal Accident by SmellingAnus(m): 8:18am On May 01
post=129722605:
Is Like This New Month, Na Bad News We Take Start Am, Almighty God, Have Mercy On Me oo
na last month e happen ... Last day of last month according to the write-up...

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Romance / Re: Which Nairalander Do You Miss The Most? by SmellingAnus(m): 7:45pm On Apr 27
Where is my Kashybaby
TV/Movies / Re: DSTV Subscription Hike: I Won’t Subscribe Again – OPM General Overseer by SmellingAnus(m): 3:18pm On Apr 27
ednut1:
This man is a MOG but had a child outside wedlock. Yet people still dey go hin church. Tufiakwa
Let's assume it's true... He is not worse than David in the Bible that had sex with a married woman and killed her husband and even got married to her... Guess what .

Apart from David still referred to as a man after God's Heart.. it was the son of that same woman that succeeded David....

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Romance / Re: My Night Bus Experience - A true Story by SmellingAnus(m): 1:19am On Apr 27
Sapasenator:


To be frank bruh, I was thinking of abandoning the story altogether. I get bored of things and people easily but I will try and complete. Its 100% real even though I might have exaggerated a tad bit in some part.

I have a more interesting story I will share after this one. 100% real
nice story... I am following

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Celebrities / Re: 'Pity Men': Williams Uchemba Laments Outfits Women Wear To The Gym by SmellingAnus(m): 6:30am On Apr 26
Chrisrare:
This is why Muslims force their women to wear hijab cos women will always abuse any freedom given to them.
Do you think it will be better for all women in Nigeria to be forced to wear Hijab to avoid things like this?
Religion / Re: My Unbiased Summary As A Former Member Of Celestial Church Of Christ... by SmellingAnus(m): 11:18pm On Apr 09
freezyfofo:
Hallelujah!




Message to the Author of the post:

Peace be unto you, go and lay an alter of worship and stop running like Jonah. I don’t know if you have the calling, but you’ve seen the light, and answers to all questions of life. Why running far from it, your faith is stronger than many of these Pentecostal pastors you admire (no shades, cause I don’t know your mentors)

You may be contented with what you have, Jehovah says that’s not your level. You don’t need to pastor a church if can’t attend seminary, meet with the authorities at the HQ that you need a shepherd, they will find you qualified/Certified shepherd.

After this, come take a good look at yourself again. If friends and family discourage you just stay far from them, they will come as soon they know the truth. They do not see or know what you see and know.

Alafia!!!

I honestly appreciate your wise counsel... I will surely meditate on them ... One Love....
Foreign Affairs / Re: UAE Suspends Diplomatic Ties With Israel Over Killing Of Aid Workers by SmellingAnus(m): 10:16pm On Apr 04
Davehasmadeit:
Israel has taken this war too far
Do you think Hamas went too far when they killed many people in Israel?

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Family / Re: by SmellingAnus(m): 3:55pm On Mar 31
BeautifulCloud:
The moniker Ahnie has been made a mod and is banning people who she perceives as an enemy.

She's is also pulling up alot of tricks

Please the other mods should review her activities
She deserves to be a MOD... Nothing wrong with that... I think she will even be the new Lalasticlala
Politics / Re: Bill On Power Rotation Passes First Reading In Senate by SmellingAnus(m): 10:28am On Mar 14
JohnnA1:
EXACTLY!

This is the best way forward...
I concur

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Romance / Re: See What This Gym Instructor Is Doing To Someone's Babe And Wife by SmellingAnus(m): 7:33am On Mar 14
johnog4sure:
this is why islam make sense sometimes
Please what is the punishment for a married woman that allows this assuming she is a Muslim?
Politics / Re: Bill On Power Rotation Passes First Reading In Senate by SmellingAnus(m): 7:19am On Mar 14
slimfit1:
We need regional government not power rotation it doesn't encourage development.
you mean the six geographical areas should instead have their prime ministers or leaders instead of the power rotation amongst the six regions?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Benjamin Netanyahu: 'We Will Finish The Job In Rafah' ( Video, Pics) by SmellingAnus(m): 4:28pm On Mar 13
ibechris:



Israel is no longer fighting Hamas but killing innocent Civilians with starvation and guns.

That is where our humanity should start from.

This is pure animalistic practice.
Honestly I don't support the death of innocent Palestinians... However you still didn't answer my question... When Israel was first attacked, what did you expect Israel to do? To forgive them? Or what?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Benjamin Netanyahu: 'We Will Finish The Job In Rafah' ( Video, Pics) by SmellingAnus(m): 12:18pm On Mar 13
ibechris:
I don't like hamas and I don't like the way u talk and don't like Benjamin Netanyahu for these brutalities.

Even Jesus would never take side in the killings going on in Palestine.

U are not a good Christian...a good Christian loathes violence and that is the typical example of the true character of our Lord Jesus christ in whom we look upon for our salvation.

U are what I called an Internet believer and not a true believer.

U need to re-evaluate ur christianity as quickly as possible...because if its hell fire,u are already there,as that is the home of pretenders like u.






please i want to learn .... What do you think Israel should have done after they were attacked and many of them killed?
Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome: Don't Send Any Of Your Wives Away If You Become Born Again by SmellingAnus(m): 12:59pm On Mar 10
Negroid001:
cool

It is well sha. I've seen perfect marriages crash. People that i look up to oo
it's life bro .. one what works in one marriage it's exactly the same thing that will end another marriage... I have seen supposedly crazy couples last long in marriage while you see supposedly sane couples divorce...

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Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome: Don't Send Any Of Your Wives Away If You Become Born Again by SmellingAnus(m): 12:21pm On Mar 10
Negroid001:


There must be a reason.
definitely
Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome: Don't Send Any Of Your Wives Away If You Become Born Again by SmellingAnus(m): 12:08pm On Mar 10
Negroid001:


She must have divorced him for a shady reason.
I can't defend him in this cos I don't know the reason but just wanted to correct the impression that he divorced his wife ... She actually asked for the divorce...
Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome: Don't Send Any Of Your Wives Away If You Become Born Again by SmellingAnus(m): 11:58am On Mar 10
Negroid001:
Pastor Chris was not born again when he sent his own wife away.

Oooh, i see...
I am not a member of his church but if you followed the story properly.. He didn't send her away neither did he ask for divorce... It was his wife that divorced him....
Politics / Re: Aba Geometric: Alex Otti Lying On Live TV - Rufai Oseni by SmellingAnus(m): 6:16pm On Mar 01
Lol... Misleading headline.. first of all the headline makes it look as if Rufai accused the Governor of lying.... Secondly I don't see anywhere the Governor lied .. Instead he said he doesn't have proof/evidence that the former Governor made payment to the power company...

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Politics / Re: Assistant Priest Kills, Burns Boss’ Corpse On Altar In Osun by SmellingAnus(m): 10:36pm On Feb 29
Newyorkitis:


You need to go and up your game please. Wikipedia is not an academic resource.
A Catholic priest killed a woman that came for confession... You can get the full story below... Of course you will not doubt this source cos you are familiar with it grin

https://punchng.com/85-year-old-priest-gets-life-jail-for-murder-committed-57-years-ago/

Politics / Re: Assistant Priest Kills, Burns Boss’ Corpse On Altar In Osun by SmellingAnus(m): 12:05pm On Feb 28
Newyorkitis:

It makes a lot of sense because there are sins that does not lead to death.
those churches have had members and priest that has committed sins that have lead to death... Even the Catholic Church killed and burnt people alive... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Protestant_martyrs_of_the_English_Reformation#:~:text=Throughout%20the%20course%20of%20the,died%20or%20sickened%20in%20prison.

Politics / Re: Assistant Priest Kills, Burns Boss’ Corpse On Altar In Osun by SmellingAnus(m): 8:47am On Feb 28
Newyorkitis:
Journalism! I was thinking it's a Roman Catholic Priest and I know that's why people would rush to check it out and become disappointed to the glory of God.
it makes no much difference because every popular church in the country has been involved in one scandal or the other by at least one of their members or even pastors/priest..
Celebrities / Re: Kunle Afolayan & His Daughter Eyiyemi Dance Suggestively (Video) by SmellingAnus(m): 2:06pm On Feb 26
pappilo:


I dont understand how some men's brains work. Just like Jackson the dancing governor was dancing suggestively with his daughter. It could be fake news though. Maybe thats not his daughter.

I have a daughter and before she became a teenager, we'd hold hands outstretched, facing each other and dance in circles. Now she is older I wouldnt even thing of dancing with her with our hands touching.

I could never do what is in this video! Disgusting!
I can't do that too but that doesn't mean what he did is wrong... It's just humans with messed up mind sight thinking it's is inappropriate... I don't see anything wrong with the Father and daughter moment that was even done in the public...
Foreign Affairs / Re: UK Suspends Kate Osamor, For Calling Israel’s Actions ‘Genocide’ by SmellingAnus(m): 9:49am On Jan 30
NaijaNaWaa:
Silence makes no mistake
Mafia Manager
Religion / Re: Sihle Sibisi's Daughter Dies! Tshepang khanyisile Seleke Is Dead by SmellingAnus(m): 1:28am On Jan 13
seborrhic:
Assuming this story is even true,it means the god you and T.B. Joshua serve kills not just adults but even children because someone said something bad about a pastor.
If I were you I will run with all speed away from such a god because that is no God,but the devil himself at work,confirming TB Joshua and you worship the devil and all the heinous things the devil is known to do.
Anyway,I know this story is not true.
Another food for thought for you:why didn't that offended god strike the mother that you claim made false accusations against TB?
Why kill a child for the "offences" of the mother.Again this is the way of the devil
Na Adam sin but the generations after Adam still dey suffer for the sins of Adam cos Of the curse of God ...so you are biblically wrong if you think God cannot curse other people for the sins they didn't commit...

Note: It's possible the Child had some health conditions that lead to her death, it doesn't mean she was cursed or killed cos of what her mother did ...

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Religion / Re: Sihle Sibisi's Daughter Dies! Tshepang khanyisile Seleke Is Dead by SmellingAnus(m): 1:24am On Jan 13
Gadafii:
Ok so what’s the context

She lost her daughter cos she testified against him or what
what do you think ...
Foreign Affairs / Re: Turkish MP Hasan Bitmez Is Dead by SmellingAnus(m): 10:59pm On Dec 14, 2023
Spirit04:
People attack and curse Israel every single minute of the day. That man probably had a bad heart or some other health condition
I want to check something... I want you to attack and curse Israel

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Romance / Re: I Just Broke Up With My Girlfriend That Don't Want To Visit Me by SmellingAnus(m): 11:26pm On Dec 10, 2023
YourMrBoo:
Make una dey allow us rest a bit for this space.

So you broke up with your girl because she didn't show up?

not because she didn't show up, but because she didn't give him any green light that he was going to fvck her pussy mercilessly grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Moment Northern Elders Agreed To Divide Nigeria Makes Waves Amid Biafra Agitatio by SmellingAnus(m): 4:08pm On Dec 02, 2023
DaTruths:
The earlier they understand and accept the fact that Nigeria can't remain one, the better for everybody.
Because Biafra will surely exit Nigeria.

Because i don't think the SW or even NC will team up with core North again to invade Biafra the second time.

Is everybody not tired already?


You are right .... Even the South South will end up demanding for their country when the South East leaves...
Celebrities / Re: THROWBACK: The Enigma Call Tupac Amaru Shakur( 1971 - 1996 ) by SmellingAnus(m): 7:52am On Sep 24, 2023
Oyindidi:
Yeah, are you still in Abuloma? Call me if you have my number
yeah.. I have the one that ends with 26...

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