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Mtcheew...such news iz always apnin in kenya or zimbabwe





Too much of a concidence

hungryboy:
Oga Flavour, no be to buy 200naira banana give the woman 500naira, tell am say keep the change,
, support that woman ministry with at least 1million so that she can move to permanent site.

Smh...ur monicker says it all

Kingspin:
I believe the Buhari should show interest in this matter and back the oil marketers to release names of those behind this fuel scarcity in our country. This is the type of change i need.

that is if he(buhari) is not at d peak of the saboteurs chain

donjaxy:
I want to buy a phone with a strong battery as the main selling point. Which good phone can I get for that price pls?

simple..!!
juz walk into a fone store..ask for a Phone that costs 20k..pay and vanish

Evestar200:
Me whatssapu, to bor vwor guono ta eti ne.

Facebook address vwe nko

Evestar200:
oniovo mavor

omote...vwe ke sa keme numba vwen? me vwo vwen ke ta ota ovwu whatsapp..

Emasel:
Where are u based?

Modified: If I want to say this in Urhobo, how will I say it?

Ti vor vwe dia?

5minsmadness:
You're speaking in retrospect. A lot of people are very gullible and not as suspicious as you are trying to make out here. Especially if the girl comes with a forged pregnancy test. Most of them won't double check. This guy didnt anyway.


But I've seen worse. Not many people are as educated health wise as you think. You will not believe I have seen a 'graduate' whose wife said she was pregnant for 2yrs and d guy believed!

no pun intended bro..I can guarantee ur script on the 2yr-conception wud go into production phase straightup if introduced to Universal Studios Directors... #kayefi

halfricanadian:
What if it was her birthday or a specialnight



Nigerians nd a guy must eat as he spends for a girl

yea mehn....one of those special nites whereby a certain location in naija mysteriously av dual timezones
night-tyme inside eatery..daytime outside eatery
THE LORD IS GOOD

;Dkirikiri material

shamecurls:
For the past 5 years, I dont use water, salt, maggi or vegetable oil to cook.

Been eating bread and pepsi all the while

There's more to LIFE than just MONEY..

Ofcuz I Agree..


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The funny fact in dis scam msg being received is dat if ur fone number combination is oddly but uniquely arranged, the tendency of receiving this msgs are low kinda.. Cox the idiots won't wanna guess the numbers of hotlines or topshots who av the wherewithal to probe such numbers..
Numbers like 0805222223...
08100079..
080797868...

I hardly receive scam texts but I got few in my mailbox
I've always opted for fone numbers with strange combinations..
The last 2 numbers are actually mine

Vanquay:
Since I have been using T-mobile, and Verizon, I have never gotten such nonsense. How do these fraudsters get yo Numbers...The NCC needs to look closely into this rubbish

Ur post tho??
U shud be wise enuf to know phone numbers are very well guess-able....
Or was it NCC who gave u the numbers of those ppl u called in times past as "wrong numbers"??..... #nonsense

Martins301:
I was on my own jeje when I got a beep on my phone indicating an incoming message. Na so I open the message at the speed of light, expecting a Credit alert from God knows where. The message I saw was:



The message was sent from the number +2348144540078.
Even before I finished reading the first sentence I knew it was a SCAM. I called the scammer to see his game plan and at the end of the day he was trying to talk me into giving him my ATM details like:
Number
Expiry date
CC2
Pin
Details he could have used to perform online transactions and pay with my card. Nigerians be wise o. I just ended the call after wasting his time and airtime

You wasted his airtime, yet u were d caller

Simple... A fone that costs 20K in any store u walk into

Bluette:
pls I really need your advice my people, and its really urgent. Ignore any of my blunders pls.

My mum promised to give me 20,000 to buy any model of phone I want. I would have added more money but am so broke now, I was sha happy that she don promise to give me the money. But the most disturbing thing is that I don't know the type of phone to buy. Most phones have seen are not up to my taste what I meant by this is that: before I buy a phone I have these 4 things I look for and they are:
1. Camera - the back camera should be upto 8mp and above and the front camera should be 5 mp and above.
2. Radio- I love listening to it. So I can't buy a phone with no radio.
3. The phone should be able to download some apps like skype, IMO, work with windows 10(but that's not necessary). And
4. Subscription should be reasonable.(MTN)

Pls advice me on what phone to buy with just 20,000 naira and that has all dos features I listed above.
Thanks.

Roseey0:
His full name is Timilehin Adedeji. I knw where he stays in Ib. Op leave am, na small pickin dey do am.Picking him up wont take more than 5min.

This is a decoy.. I expect y'all to be smarter than dis..
THE PSYCHOLOGY OF A CRIME TELLS U HOW..
THE EVIDENCE TELLS U WHY

drop me your whatsapp number for some tete-a-tete..i'm interested in this case

clemzo101:
Im sad not because of the money but because I never thought I could ever get defrauded and even if I will be defrauded, not in d manner this happened, because mehn it was just too cheap.

I have a bb and a Lumia fone, I usually subscribe my bb den hotspot my Lumia, but I got to a place with poor network and I needed to takia of alot of things online and I got to understand MTN network is good around here. So I resulted to buying data, I remember a friend bought data once from someone and I saved the number just incase.

So I checked my fone and luckily I saw it, I contacted the guy, he quickly sent me an image showing different packages on Whatsapp, so I opted for the one of 1500 for 2gig, I told him I cant send recharge dat he shld send his bank details but he gave me an excuse and said I can transfer so I immediately loaded my fone through mobile banking and sent, only for him to call apologizing dat he just discovered all dats left is a 4gig package dat will xpire in 60days, dat he's very sorry dat I shld pls kindly send anoda 1500, I got angry and still sent d 1500, since I will be staying here for a while and Mtn being d only good network, I still didn't get any data, it was wen I called again to challenge him dat d whole thing bcam clear dat its all scam when he started saying I shld send anoda 1500.

Im just sharing dis for everyone to beware of so called online data sellers. Most of Dem are fraudsters.

The fone number 08147631591, bbm pin 59093EBD.....He calls himself Mr Kay.

Beware

How come no one asked d big question..
Sinx Mr. Amari was descended upon for merely looking at d cadets..who then was the video recorder at the scene..was he invisible?

LocalChamp:
Man Brutally Beaten By Nigerian Army Cadets For Allegedly Complimenting A Female Cadet Recounts His Ordeal

BY SAHARAREPORTERS, NEW YORKFEB 06, 2016
Sunday Amari, a 25-year old man brutally beaten by several Nigerian Army cadets in Abuja for complimenting a female army cadet, has given SaharaReporters a full account of his ordeal. SaharaReporters first released the video of the gruesome beating of the man, and the video quickly went viral. In the video, a female cadet from the Nigerian Defense Academy (NDA) in Kaduna is seen slapping, smacking and kicking the victim, with other female and male cadets soon joining her to brutalize Mr. Amari.

In an interview today, Mr. Amari told SaharaReporters that the assault took place on December 31, 2014 at the Jabi Lake Park in Abuja, Nigeria’s capital, where he serves as a parks and recreation officer. His account contradicts a claim by the Nigerian Defense Academy that the attack happened in Lagos. Mr. Amari stated that the cadets attacked and nearly killed him while he was at his duty post.

He disclosed that he was not the original victim of the violent cadets, who included two females and seven males. According to him, the cadets’ first victim was another man seen at the end of the video. He revealed that the cadets had brutalized the first victim to the extent that the man may have suffered serious brain or nerve damage.

Mr. Amari, who is fondly called “Sunny,” said the unruly cadets set upon him for fear that he might report their atrocities. He said he was carrying out his duty of moving around the park to ensure that everything was in order when he saw the nine cadets around 4 p.m. beating up a civilian. He said he walked towards the cadets and their victim out of curiosity.

According to him, the cadets then beckoned on him and asked why he was looking at them. Before he could speak, they descended on him and gave him a brutal beating even as he pleaded with them that he was a recreation officer at the park. He revealed that at least five of the cadets participated in beating him until he passed out. He said he was left for dead, adding that a kind stranger took pity on him and conveyed him to the hospital where he spent a week recuperating from his serious injuries.

Mr. Amari, who hails from Opoko local government area of Benue State, said he had reported the assault to the cadets’ director, a retired military officer, who told him nothing could be done since his attackers were military cadets.

The Nigerian Defense Academy (NDA) in Kaduna has issued a series of tweets claiming that the assault happened in Lagos while the cadets were on break, adding that the affected cadets would be punished. The NDA did not respond to emails from SaharaReporters seeking information on the identities of the cadets who took part in the horrifying beating of Mr. Amari.

http://saharareporters.com/2016/02/06/man-brutally-beaten-nigerian-army-cadets-allegedly-complimenting-female-cadet-recounts

chigoizie7:
I am never ever gonna talk to that friend ever again. From where I come, killing of snakes is a taboo,talk more of eating them

O'ye Anambran species

Nigga..wats ur point exactly..?
u're subscribed to d plans.. Yea rite..
Can u use d weekend data during weekdays is d question here..

BluePearls:
Ever wondered how you could do that? Here's a simple trick on how to read Whatsapp messages without the sender knowing you read it.

STEPS:

• When you receive a WhatsApp message DO NOT OPEN IT, instead head to settings and turn on Airplane mode.

• Tap on the WhatsApp icon and read the message.

• Now close the app fully (Apple users can double tap on the home button then swipe up on the WhatsApp window, while Android owners can tap the multitask button and swipe the app to the left).

• Head back to your settings and switch Airplane Mode off.

Your mates will never know you've read their message.


Source

Nigga..dis is not a trick..u're wasting ur time.. Wen u read d msg while d fone is on airplane mode or data off(dey are both same tin)
Immediately d data comes on..weda whatsapp is open or not..d msg instantly shows its been read to the person who sent d msg..
Dis is a very old package.. E be like say u jux begin use android fone... Lolz

this list holds nothing for me..
i cant recall the last tine i surfed the internet via a Nigerian IP...so whateva i search on google never registers as being from Nigeria,
same with a handful other peeps..

1.2gb in 16mins..etisalat

Nonetheless..dis tread is completely senseless

[quote author=priscaoge post=38211945]Rukky posted this picture few hours ago and a girl made a comment about how transparent the Net dress is. She (Rukky) deleted the comment and then blasts the girl.

See what she said!


https://instagram.com/p/73Ml8WPJvl/

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O.P..so u sef dey flex free data via simpleserver and Autoproxy tinz...the igwe's cabinet must hia dis..tufiakwa

An epistle on My assessment of the addiction symptoms listed by d OP..I won't say I'm addicted.. Buh y'all can be d judge..here we go

1. I hardly do dis..appears silly to me..except I specifically asked d person for some sensitive details like password. etc ..nd it's definitely gonna be via chat

2. I even hate d idea of someone taking their fone to d bathroom...I see it as helpless addiction.. i may take my fone to d bathroom only if I'm d only one at an apartment I feel insecure leaving my fone like dat to go av my bath..(I fink negatively alot..so I don't even risk d chances of being a victim of theft)

3. Even before d vogue of smartphones..I av been good with cramming numbers..(sadly enuf, I'm really poor in calculation courses)..even if I don't knw ur number fully.. Atleast I'll recognize it wen I see half of the digits..
(.if u're on my contact list nd I don't knw ur fone number at all..u're probably not important to me.)

4. I hardly do dis ..infact...only 2% of d time...nd if it apuns.. It definitely involved moni.

5. This made me laff...if I hear say I no turn my fone off...am a very weird dude...I'm d type dat can switch off my fone for a whole 2days for no reason whatsoever ..nd leave my small Nokia fone on (whose number ppl hardly knw) to mk few "very important" calls..I do it atleast once in 3wks..
TAKE A BREAK FROM URSELF WITH DIS ONCE AWHILE..it's kool

6. I used to av dis problem..Buh it was with my Facebook notifications back then in 1st half of d year 2007..so mine wasnt tied to a smartphone which never existed then..
But talking of now with smartphones.. I don't check my notifications immediately dey arrive.. I jux pick a time to check all of dem nd do something else productive with or without d fone..one big irony here is. I'm using an unlimited Data plan but I stil switch off my data connection very often Dan not which means I don't care abt notifications except some of dem involves moni talk or wen I'm at leisure to burn up data with streamin most likely

7. Argh..I hate photo apps...infact..I consider niggaz using it as gayish..lolz nd I see gurls addicted to it as unserious and unnatural folks..

8. I can only panic if dis apuns in a different environment aside my home.. Cox dat means ur fone has Been migrated by Lagos boiz. As far as I knw d fone is in my room...mk d tin dey chill til I get call or wen I need it mehn

9. Say wetin..na by force to hold fone?.. Except I'm expecting a particular call wud i tie myself to my fone.. Funny enuf..I don't go everywhere wit my smartphone.. For security reasons which I knw most guys understand already..

10. Nah..not for me..except I'm on a chat dat I'm probably not interested in Buh cnt ignore d person....aside dat..mk fone sef dey chilling mode...while I enjoy my film

Therz no biggies abt this issue... Provided I'm in a very promising relationship already...
I'll simply attend the wedding with my fiancee.. We'd be so cozy and loved up the whole time at d event; so much that a third party wud be forced to fink we've forgotten we're at someone's wedding and not ours...
I wud even introduce my sweetie pie to the very husband who shot the invite at me in d first place...
This whole drama wud gimme d answer to d big question of why he wanted me there ... #i observe alot and intelligently