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Romance › Re: Smart Mattress Designed To Detect Cheating by 0ubenji(m): 9:22am On Apr 19, 2016
nonsense...wat if had a quickie on the couch, floor or something..
infidels know more than not using their matrimonial beds for action..not after seeing such mattress adverts in d media
Romance › Re: New Status Or Destiny: One Of These About To Ruin My Relationship by 0ubenji(m): 9:03am On Apr 19, 2016
Blastfinito:
When she called and said "it is over between us " without any previous beef, I was like, so I am now an Ifa that knows a girl is about to leave. That was why I didn't talk to her when she left, but she apologized 5 hours later.
an unstable girl is worse than a promiscuous one

promiscuity can change more likely than mental instability... its an almost incurable and relationship/marriage-damagin ailment

ur mind will Neva be at rest..even on ur wedding day
Romance › Re: What's Your Favourite Part Of Your Partners Body by 0ubenji(m): 11:34pm On Apr 18, 2016
Her brain



I hate stupid shes
Celebrities › Re: Natural Hair Battle- Uche Jombo,omoni Oboli & Chioma Akpotha by 0ubenji(m): 11:06pm On Apr 18, 2016
ireneony:
Only omoli's hair is natural here, the other two ladies are wearing natural hair extension(bob marley/cuban crochet braids)
Correct ..we get d chairlady of Nigerian Hairdressers association hia...
Romance › Re: A Cult Leader Threaten To Break My Head Today Because I Refuse To Give Him..... by 0ubenji(m): 10:01pm On Apr 18, 2016
hungryboy:
Carry police arrest am, make him go sign undertaking say, if anything do you, na him dem go hold
Hian...berra don't ginger dis guy with suicidal ideas inspired "linda ikeji"
That cultist guy aint wizkid oo
Violent gives him rank rather than finkin he's got sometin to lose in wahz bou goin. Down

Erm...A WISE IS ENUF FOR THE WORD...I reali tipy u sha
Romance › Re: I Am Back After 30 Days Ban!!!!! by 0ubenji(m): 11:45am On Apr 18, 2016
PoliticalThuG:
Abeg welcom me back.

E no easy!!!! Awon gurls, how una dey?
abeg..no vex..wetin u do?
I'll like to do same u are a gud MOLE RODEL
Romance › Re: 6 Signs A Lady Want To Sleep With You When She Comes Visiting by 0ubenji(m): 11:37am On Apr 18, 2016
Emmy1000:
senseless thread. though nothing concern me with all this kind ladies(end time ladies) you just took time to write trash. dancing out of thread
I cudda liked d nonsense u wrote buh weneva I try to click like..my fone go jux hang...dunno why


u go like chop slap?
Romance › Re: 6 Signs A Lady Want To Sleep With You When She Comes Visiting by 0ubenji(m): 11:32am On Apr 18, 2016
krak101:
Owk hades maybe you can still shed more light on this tactics. How about when ladies come over to your house,sleep over, not once not twice yet they won't give up the cookiehuh In the middle of the night they'll keep wake. It doesn't end there. They'll always ask are you sleeping? Wtf do they think?
ogbanje material
Romance › Re: 6 Signs A Lady Want To Sleep With You When She Comes Visiting by 0ubenji(m): 11:27am On Apr 18, 2016
leshluap:
my babe dey clear me straight... she go even bring condom.....
haha..olosho bae
Health › Re: How Do You Explain This by 0ubenji(m): 12:29am On Apr 18, 2016
Lexusgs430:
When the ladder is not long enough and scaffolding not available, use your brain!!!!
Hmmmmn...itz hightime jumia nd konga start selling coffins
Celebrities › Re: Toni Payne Slams Linda Ikeji - ''you Can't Fool All The People All The Time'' by 0ubenji(m):
Zeedarh:
This Tony Payne sef. . .sort your own issues before you start putting your mouth in other peoples affairs undecided

Or Wizkid dey pay you to be spokesperson?
Dis is wah a typical naijan wud say wen an opponent hits some awesomely solid points in a debate
#bigotry
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji: I Took Wizkid To Police In Lagos Because Of These by 0ubenji(m): 10:55pm On Apr 17, 2016
The only prob I got with linda is her belief dat she aint supposed to be victim of animosity when ur business involves getting in other ppl's business..
Dis is the life you'll live til u die...provided u make moni from blogging, u're subjected to a life of strife..weda circumstantially warranted or not as individual cases dictate

Ur wails are like dat of a soldier who gets angry/unhappy seeing the enemy pointing guns at him in a supposed battlefield.. Like seriously !!!
What was he thr for in d first place?
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji: I Took Wizkid To Police In Lagos Because Of These by 0ubenji(m): 10:48pm On Apr 17, 2016
remexy:
u said linda ikeji sud face her mansion and blog... blog includes writing about wizkid's eviction... abi u no knw dat 1?
Nd dat same blogging involves the expectation of some nasty reaction from any celeb u do an unfortunate write-up on mehn
Its a vicious circle of survival on som1 else' blood and bone
Christianity Etc › Re: 25 Born-Again Christians Return WAEC Certificates by 0ubenji(m): 10:16pm On Apr 17, 2016
Frankly..these are d kinda ppl dis country needs to move forward
Someone dat steals fuel for his car to get to his destination not to miss an opportunity..after getting all benefits accrued to dat opportunity in real time...he/she now has d luxury to think of restitution nd returns the stolen fuel anyways
JESUS IS LORD..!!

No different from a player who fraudulently scores a controversial goal with his hand..lifts d trophy..
Sometime later..opens up on haven scored that goal with his hand...#meanwhile the trophy stil remains in his cabinet


Nigeria really needs dis kinda xtians mehn..
Health › Re: Dieffenbachia Can Kill A Child In Less Than A Minute And An Adult In 15 by 0ubenji(m): 10:07pm On Apr 17, 2016
Ginaz:
I will tell my aunt o, she like planting anything plantable sad
Ehen...!!!
Even cannabis too?
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady On Twitter Ready For Marriage (photo) by 0ubenji(m): 9:58pm On Apr 17, 2016
I've neva for once feel pity for these marriage desperadoes...
Thr has surely been a time in their lives wherein dey misbehave nd spoilt chances of bein with good guys in d name of youthful exuberance or paranoia of "I'm beautiful"


The prob with we humans as a chinese sayin goes

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WE ALWAYS THINK WE AV TIME....#nonsense..ur search juz start...
Na shiloh ur matter go end last last
Romance › Re: Is This Witch Crafting Or Modelling (photos) by 0ubenji(m): 7:51pm On Apr 17, 2016
phellamon:
angry

Broomstick issues..... is she from Kenya? ?
Obviously
Romance › Re: Bleep... by 0ubenji(m): 7:46pm On Apr 17, 2016
cruzita:
undecided I can single handedly give u a rock face in 30mins
By givin him Mouth Action uh?
Romance › Re: Tally Is The Name... Whats Yours? by 0ubenji(m): 5:22pm On Apr 17, 2016
AirSultan:
lmao.. Sori bro
Tnx mahn..happy sunday
Romance › Re: Tally Is The Name... Whats Yours? by 0ubenji(m): 5:03pm On Apr 17, 2016
AirSultan:
Lol. Dont mind me jare brotherlee. Her first countenance didnt go well with my mood. Hope u ve bin good.
Yea mehn..juz recovering from mild over-feeding oo

The beans too sweet ni
Romance › Re: Series Of Ordeal 'when You Broke Up With Your FIRST LOVE' by 0ubenji(m): 4:53pm On Apr 17, 2016
Mehn..you'd av to contact my ex for a cover story on dis coz she dint leave me..

I did d leaving
Romance › Re: Tally Is The Name... Whats Yours? by 0ubenji(m): 4:50pm On Apr 17, 2016
AirSultan:
Good news and bad news.

Good news first: Welcome.


Bad news...
















Your introductory speech is wack. Emphasis on pretty girls only and You get your butt kickedt! Who does thathuh Believe me, you wont last here with that mindset ask la.ve.da. There are tons of people here that would literally hand your ass over to you. So antee shey jéjé, antee newbie eshey jeje, ilé wa slippery!


Can we start the tour now? Cc kashybaby tallysmallz. Welcome once again, do have a nice stay.
Mr. AirS. I like u pass dis near-nonsense wey u wan start oo
Romance › Re: Tally Is The Name... Whats Yours? by 0ubenji(m): 4:47pm On Apr 17, 2016
Tallysmallz:
hmmm, Hi dear! Your sobriquet sounds nice as well!!! ....how's your day going? smiley
Uhm...my day z goin preedi well.. Do u mind we get acquainted via a tete-a-tete? **winks**
Romance › Re: Can You Know Before Your Wedding, That You're Not Marrying The Wrong Guy by 0ubenji(m): 3:49pm On Apr 17, 2016
eitsei:
I didn't even read more than the first two paragraphs..
Mehn..u r a genius stil
D only tin I read is the thread's topic ..lol
Romance › Re: What Should I Do,for Him(a soldier) To Stay Away From Me!pls Help by 0ubenji(m): 3:46pm On Apr 17, 2016
Simply cheat on him with a police officer of the lowly sergeant rank..he'll feel insulted nd f**k off
Romance › Re: Can You Know Before Your Wedding, That You're Not Marrying The Wrong Guy by 0ubenji(m): 3:40pm On Apr 17, 2016
BreadandBeans:
Even if I read this one you paste here,, am gonna fall asleep embarassed cheesy
Thanks for the psychological support bro I thought I was being lazy
Christianity Etc › Re: Primate Ayodele: Buhari Can’t Take Us To Promise Land, Nigeria Will Break Up by 0ubenji(m): 3:35pm On Apr 17, 2016
His thoughts dint disappoint me walahi..juz as his title implies..such is his thinking capacity in irony of expectation



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Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Tweets About Song With Drake Topping Itunes Gets Epic Reply From Fan(pic by 0ubenji(m): 3:28pm On Apr 17, 2016
krak101:
Hmmm. I smell foul play. Check again. It was Aunty Linda that sponsored that reply
Wizkid sef weak....lolz
D "linda ikeji" sponsored reply was too much for him to handle..he cud barely manage a reply; however needless
Romance › Re: The Revenge To Cheaters Is Cheating by 0ubenji(m): 3:23pm On Apr 17, 2016
mattiu:
bro am nt a writer go to Linda's blog n read a wel composed article
No vex...*cheers*
Romance › Re: Tally Is The Name... Whats Yours? by 0ubenji(m): 3:19pm On Apr 17, 2016
Hmm...tally
Dis ur name dey mk me wan be pally with u totally
Incidentally or accidentally..I go like to see am apun practically grin

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