₦airaland Forum

mattiu:
I don't think I will ever understand why a woman would always be advised to fast (starving..... Lol) and pray when her husband is shamelessly cheating on her! Why can't he fast and pray in order not to loose his wife? ‪#‎woman‬'sworld ‪#‎whatweface
though ama guy bt i detest cheating especially in marriages. there is dis man in my area who cheats ok his wife regularly so d woman got fed up aftr all d starving in da name of i want my husband to change n cheated, wen d man came bk frm work n heard abt it cos luck ran out on woman n was caught wit a man d husband was so bittered n neva knew wen tears ran down his chin he was so hurt as in ehn bt the same my point here is ifu r man n u constantly cheat weda u be badd badoo or baddest one day karma will get hold of ur flat balls desist nw bfr u cry,,,,n d ladies too dont go n cheat bak cos ur own fasting can work expecting baklashes frm my niggas lool ‬....asin if u won burst a nigga head make him hear say person tell am say dem see him boo or wife fr one sharp corner omo ehn

The point of this badly composed article being?

Hmmm...Mr OP

ACCORDING TO UR STORY

1. U neva initiate sex with a lady..no mata aw aroused u are
...U began rubbing her thighs erotically, she dint respond asap, nonetheless..u continued to kissing her til she responded with her face levelled with urs afterwards

2. She says she's not done it before(indicating virginity), the flow of ur writing concretely puts ur perception on her claim in the affirmative(which means u blivd her)
...Yet u made sweet, PAINLESS love with a supposed virgin for solid 28mins without after-effects
...u weren't suprised u made love to a virgin under d aforestated conditions and u flippantly claimed to av had countless sexual encounters enuf to call u chairman...
.
.
.
.
.Hmmmn
.
.
.
.
THANK GOD I WENT TO SCHOOL !!!

Michellla:
why are y'all NL Guys so particular about marriage though.

My lady..for some mysterious reason u seem really pained
I strongly hope u aint got an albeit bitter definition of the word MARRIAGE

Michellla:
why are y'all NL Guys so particular about marriage though.

My lady..for some mysterious reason u seem really pained
I strongly hope u aint got an albeit bitter definition of the word MARRIAGE

Plz som1 kind(tho jobless) shud read all the OP copied and pasted from google and summarize dem to me biko...

Michellla:
your headline tho "how to know you've EXPIRED in the life of a guy"

I tire
This thread's topic is for guys who av a life tho



Thr r few ones who practically av no life mehn..they r juz alive to exercise d use for their hearts and lungs

Emac34:
another dump thread

*dumb*

hmmn...with dis misnomer for a thread topic

bro.
.
.
.
.
.
.


ur education is highly questionable

hmmn..been wondering..dese peeps who follow dese celebs on social networks so closely to knw when shii goes down, thus making prejudging comments like itz their job to do so..always
plz what do these snoops really do with their time? "i'm curious"

Evestar200:
Edefe Obukowho Evestar

me vwen add vwen re

Raymondenyi:
you cannot come up with more superior argument, instead you resort to insults, this is the hall mark of nonentities..... I rest my case... thank you.


I can bet my life, all you commenting here, haven't been outside the shores of Africa (the dark continent) leave here and see you living in bondage ....

Well bro..quickly call ur famz(if u av one) to arrange for ur burial coz u've juz lost a bet wit ur life.....*spits* "tufiakwa

Now I see the reason why some societies legalize abortion,,,,smh Raymond..u're gone !!!

xharder:
https://7069-presscdn-0-30.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Pat-Utomi-The-Trent-2.jpg
Professor Patrick Utomi, erstwhile Vice Chairman of Keystone Bank

Prof. Pat Utomi, renowned political economist and President of Lagos Business School, has taken a swipe on President Muhammadu Buhari’s government, describing it as being filled with men who lack vision and the political will to salvage the economy of the nation.

Professor Pat Utomi was speaking during the lecture organized by the School of Media and Communications on Tuesday, April 13, 2016 on the theme “Economic Survival in a Period of Dwindling Oil Prices”.

He said men who occupy the political class were lazy and interested in filling their pocket at the detriment of the people they were meant to serve.

He attributed the economic challenges being faced in the country to the visionlessness of the leaders at the helm of affairs, maintaining that rather than being people oriented, their programmes are repressive.

He faulted the developmental policy of the federal government as it is flawed with no clear cut blueprint for national development and growth.

According to him, “Nigeria a lazy political class that is not visionary enough to see the need to reposition the country in the right policies that will shore up growth and stability in our economy without the sense of playing selfish and dancing to personal gains and self-aggrandizement”.

He said corruption has created a custom of people with money without the thought or foresight to create jobs for its citizens, even as he insisted that the government of the day is more responsible for the rot in the country’s economy than moving it forward.

He also said the policies of the Nigerian government tend more to aborting national progress than enhancing the overall development of the entire country


http://www.thetrentonline.com/buhari-surrounded-visionless-men-pat-utomi/

The same LAZY POLITICAL CLASS u also belong to sir

Abbeyunique2:
How do you feel when she relates with more handsome opposite sex? how does she feel vice versa, are you guys friend hoping u might get together?
**
I have Exes that we are just on speaking terms (with emphasis on speaking term). the word Friend is very strong and shouldn't be shouldn't be on the same sentence with "EX". "ore kini aja n ba ekun se".

Egbon..wat ar u saying..?
Cnt u be friends wit someone u av neva even met at all?..in dis scenario ur friendship is also strictly on "speakin terms" remember?
So we sayin same tin mehn..speakin terms wit an ex is wah I mean nd it's called frienshp in every concievable perception of dis issue
only if d ex is som1 matured to handle d speakin terms well..if not..I use item 5 of the OP
Some exes are crazy tho..itz either datin or enemies..they are not ready for friendshp of wateva definition
Which takes me back to my favorite...OP's item 5..lol
Nd am sure u're one of the "dating or enemies" species

Buh why u go call woman 20times daily
Do u really av tinz doin with ur day at all?

U made her take u for granted mahn..incessant fone conversations with a lady leaves u both wit nutin to talk bou buh pure nonsense nd silly questns

I advice u call her twice a day at most...best tin is once at d end of the day whereby u guys av something to talk bou as how ya both day went
But if ur call is anythin beyond courtesy call..ofcuz u call as many times as the circumstance requires and mk sure u're straight to d point...
Women tend to respect guys who av tinz doin wit their time "productively"
NOTE: don't call her evriday in d name of bein in touch..she also has a fone dat can mk outgoing calls biko

Abbeyunique2:
Lol bitter or not, she is called an ex because u guys aren't 2geda anymore, you are suppose to move on not remain best buddies. Believe when i say that ur mending heart would be broken again. so move on

Nobody mentioned "best buddies"
We talkin of "friends"
A breakup precipitated by irreconciliable differences can use d "move on" button
Buh thr r oda grounds that can breed a breakup peacefully..this time, I call it MUTUAL SEPARATION as is the case with a 2yr relationshp I juz alighted from
Buh I recently started using OP's item 5 for reasons best known to me..tho we've been friends for months initially

lexton:
Once in a while, on a perfectly ordinary day, you busy yourself with the motions of your life, probably shopping at the mall or queuing for fuel or whatever it is you get busy with. You are there, in the simplicity of the life you have constructed for yourself post break up, when suddenly, without warning, you stumble into the ex. If you are lucky, the ex in question would have aged miserably or at least grown bald and pimpled. But if you are not, (and let’s face it, these things hardly travel with luck) the ex looks exactly the same, only this time, shinier, happy, like actually happy. Not that anyone should go about wishing some incurable disease upon their ex, but just generally chin fat here, some flabs there, anything that makes it harder for them to jet off with their stinking rich or super model replacement of you. #Haha

Jokes apart, stumbling into a part of your life you have left behind can be awkward. I would know because I still duck once in a while when I come upon an old classmate or acquaintance from a former life. I have never been sure what to say or how to play catch up with the latest version of people. So imagine where the person you are stumbling into happens to be someone you were once romantically involved with. Where do you start from? What do you say? And beyond being polite, what do you really do with an ex? Like what are the rules or boundaries when it comes to interacting with them? The question kind of crept into a conversation with my girlfriends. One person said past romantic relationships should be buried so deep, that you are never able to reach for it again. Another person thought it was mature and reasonable to stay friends.
So the debate went, complete closure or friend zone?

There was a time I would have opted for friend zone, a time I would have sang cheerily at the prospect of maintaining relationships with people for the sake of not knowing when you may need them. You know, the kind of cheesy, motivational punch line, network your way to the top kind of thing. Except that it doesn’t really work, not with relationships at least. Most people, post break up, (myself inclusive), insist on friendship with ulterior motive. There is always that silent intention, that unspoken hope that the ex will hang around long enough to see what an incredible mistake they have made in leaving you. And because wisdom is often the profit of time and experience, I have learned that keeping a person who wants nothing to do with you only prolongs inevitable heartache.

So, as of today, my stand is complete closure. This is easier said than done in the age of Instagram following, but still, I advocate complete closure, with certain exceptions if you are able to answer the following questions.

1. Where you friends first? If you had always been friends before getting intimate, then you are likely to revert back to being friends. Not that it’s easy, but its a scenario that makes it workable.

2. Is there a shared outcome of the relationship? Like a child or a business? Obviously, you have to stay connected one way or the other if the relationship produced a child. There is no excuse to keep a child away from one parent. Absolutely none.

3. Do you move in unavoidably similar circles? You have to agree, it will be ridiculous to remain sworn enemies who fight publicly and throw shades every other day if you both work in a similar industry or move around the same circle. You could save your colleagues the embarrassment and find a way to stay cordial. So friend zone, definitely.

4. Have you moved on? Not that moving on is this thing that is ever clearly defined. I know someone who in a four year relationship, continues to dream about his former girlfriend. So, if you are sure that you are completely over an ex, it might be okay to maintain a cordial friendship. But like I said, its a tricky thing, the mind and the heart often has its way around each other.

5. Has time passed? Because you never truly get over a relationship that has not been severed by time and distance. An ex who gives you distance, no matter how painful it seems initially, has done you the greatest favour. Take advantage. Only after distance and time can you forge ahead with friendship.

The list is not exhaustive, I’m sure there are other instances that makes it okay to stay friends with your ex. Though I think these kind of friendships should be heavily guarded. I think some parts of our lives should be left behind, so that we can truly embrace, without weight or burden, then endless possibilities of the future.

But I would love to get your opinion and learn. Is it okay to stay friends with an ex? Drop your answers in the comment section.
Source: http://the911blog..com/2016/04/must-answer-should-you-stay-friends.html

I use item 5. To handle an 8yr relationship dat ended on dec. 30th 2010
She tried to maintain links between us both afterwards...I politely frustrated her attempts til she gv up
She hated me at 1st..now she understood wat favor I did her
She's happily married now to a guy she met 3yrs after she and I

I use numba 5. For ladies dat are unstable nd erstwile non-assertive

Abbeyunique2:
Capital NO, some things are better buried

that's indicative of a bitter separation bro

I got nothing against dem mahn

Lemme tell u a secret
*looks both ways carefully*
*leans 4ward to whisper*
Its only the cassanova type of guys that dislike bae virgins.. Dey love smooth operations #96.32% confirmed

PhockPhockMan:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/201448-abuja-woman-attacks-maid-burns-breasts-waking-late.html

I knw one tin for sure..a woman who's got the capacity for such savagery can neva be my wife


If she already is; "can neva stay as one"

[b][/b][color=#990000][/color][b][/b]POVERTY




The only tin I hate more than the DEVIL him/herself

kestolove95:
How many nigerian men can do dat?...is d man not nigerian?..ogbeni check am

Uhm...aw many naijan women are worth such surprise?

BeeBeeOoh:
I am still wondering what PMD smoked when he made that "I Will Make 1Naira=1Dollar promise..

More baffling is what u guys smoked wen he mentioned that nonsense nd y'all trooped out en mass to vote 4 him
#really strange aw naijans are endowed with unparalleled credulity with so much educated citizens and NEEDLESS prophets who neva forsee gud tinz for a country of their birth..smh
We r so experienced in makin familiar mistakes

Hmmm

dre11:
http://www.leadership.ng/news/518119/tragedy-taxi-driver-slumpsdies-sex-romp

As my friend wud always say "ONE THING MUST KILL A MAN"

[quote author= post=44691423]Hello Nairalanders! For the past 2weeks I have been finding it very difficult to connect with the Internet on glo network. The network is always fluctuating!

I subscribed to glo Comonth plan @N1,400 monthly. (Using it on my Q10) but I am not enjoying it all. Seems I wasted the money!

Please which network is the best for now and what plan can I subscribe for on other networks!?

Who's experiencing this bad network too?[/quote]Lemme help u paraphrase
Glo network is very poor EVERY-adays not NOW-adays..

swagenity:
So I was watching shameless and I saw this. can u believe it?
Cc lalasticlala
seun

Ordinarily..I'd be claiming FTC
Buh d euphoria of such trend seems mysterious to me nd d frenzy it creates amongst NLanders
*strolls outta thread*

firstking01:
If i send you a message on fb and you dnt reply, fvck off.

Aunty OP seems not to realize aw thought-provoking this thread's topic is tho

AirSultan:
who chats with facebook I only get re-acquinted with old friends thru it. Good morning sir

Mornin chief..

AirSultan:
I cant relate with this, a girl has never ignore my mssgs on fb.. I am even the recipient of their mssgs sef

If any lady I plan to get acquainted with suddenly drags me to fb chat as our communication medium..
I instantly lost interest..its either she's a sec. Sch student or juz not ready to roll
Wetin do whatsapp and bbm?

FlawlessRebirth2:
.FOR HIM MIND SHA

Lolz...smh..which mind? Wait a min. Sef..do niggaz use fb for serious chick levelz dis days? Dat tin is for sec. Sch students mehn

FlawlessRebirth2:
you aren't the only one asking that question....frustrating yah?

so not all are snubs (so read and learn)

1=she's probably too busy to chat on Facebook..a lot of girls are not on FB for conversation, or their inbox is flooded already(they ll respond better to comments on their post.)

2=some are just der to post pic,status,go to crops for fun but too busy for FB chat,so they take their chat to whatsapp or BBM


3=they check your pics,status,bla bla bla before they choose to reply..if you are cute enough ,OK

4=some don't reply boring convo...
did you start your chat like===HI,HY,HELLO....some will even go as far as saying "I"..
why no start like this===hello Lucy..you look great on your dp"""""""

5=some look awt for dopeness and richness before reply...and some age and face maturity...


morning lovers

Am I even bothered if she doesn't reply?
Hmmm...dats if I even av time to send 1 sef
A productive-minded guy won't spend his time waitin in frustration for a fb chat reply from a lady