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Bros

Welcome to the club of Suru -lere


Men who don’t argue with their wives live longer.

Zzor:
You will like sex too much the way I'm seeing you, hml all the same

Madam leave that question for your husband !


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Nukilia:
You said the truth, but its always a bitter pill to swallow... Next time be more diplomatic

Truth no get diplomacy

If money dey,nothing Bad oh !

Nothing sweet pass shopping money ...

Legit !





Money wey you go dey chop like this .....

Michaelfucker:
You forgot South Africa

You also forget South American

Openbusiness:
Bullshit! You Deep State crooks will not win this fight .

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/washington-secrets/whistleblowers-post-office-labeled-trump-mail-undeliverable-388-000-ballots-backdated-disappear

South Americans
Arabs
Mexico cartels
Pope
Shithollers

Minus the real burger.

Any body wey dem call burger ...... their
Lives they always get as e be !

No worries .... go barrack .... go see the settings.


Everything wey you fit find for under world . Dey police barrack.

Gabriel004:
Lol, when your own English is so egregious.

We wey kill our teachers ... we dey watch una

LeeSantos:
pease upload Ur WAEC result, that's if u even have 1, cus even is you've be passing other subjects you can't pass English. and that English u don't understand as affected you even to NL here.

don't waste tuition fee anymore, go & learn Native doctor

LeeSantos.... na Bruce Lee dem suppose call you ...


Make he go learn wettinnngg??


Native
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Apostle must hear dis

donforeign:
Tramadol

Boss,
This guys are Mad. They take everything .

ThreeBlackBird:
If Naija come ready nko, una go begin kill them again? Them never begin dey kill and rob una.

We never ready ...

If they kill us,we go kill them

Na today roberry start ...

The kind drugs wey this guys go dey use !!!!

Make police just know say the day Naija go ready.


Imagine al their flimsy excuses.


If na billion van .... money dey throw way .... all of them go don run come .

sKeetz:
I'm dating an older woman. The difference in our ages is just 2 years. She is everything a man can ever dream of.

She's very supportive. Doesn't bother me and let's me do my thing. She doesn't boss me or anything of sorts. She's also very independent, but the only thing that stresses me out is our age difference and it's quite obvious cause i even look quite younger than my age and she's quite matured both physically and mentally.

Are there any cons to marrying a lady that is older? Guys who are married to older ladies, are there any traits i should look out for ?

Ps: we've been dating for 4 years now, so its not like i just met her. So i know everything about her and she knows everything about me.

My brother,
Carry Go. Na so so advantage full their relationship. Na dem be replacement for all our sufferings.


Dem no like noise, when she dey weak...u still dey ready.
You be baby for real.

Pekus don dey shrink back to the grabbing mode again.


No be this our people wey be say na oil well things.

No disrespect to the correct Mama’s in the house with good virtues.

googlepikins:
Tinubu that is left hanging like a thief by his northern friends.

Time will tell. Na Jagaban we dey talk about.


Ask Jonathan. Ask OBj .


Dem attack Oba of Lagos his royal highness

But as a mathematician, he divert their attention to france,with arrange crowd and arrange police.

GBA, Master na Master oh ..

Bobxin:
Nailed it!

Boss this your picture na wah oh.

Nailed it and cause trouble picture


Where is that mem of
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Engrgabi:
I wish say u understand sha....

Na we go say,we wish you understand one lyrics.

The less you look,the happier you are

See like say you no see
Hear like say you no hear,
Na
This
Things
Dey
Make
Man
Live
Long.

As much as it’s good to be ambitious. I don’t think it’s a do or die thing.

Many of the guys he helped made today are the biggest enemies of BT.

Na Ekitit guy act up pass.


Bola Tinubu Mi Owon.


Some men are born kings,
Your destiny might be,that of King Father's

Oba
Baba Oba

Kaptainemeka:
Before you assume it's bolkocks experinent on it.. Go to any known ocean at 12 midnight and shout "Mami water" if you exist slap me.. Do it 3 times.. If you come back the same then we will believe it's false. Make sure you video the encounter Sha.

Master,
Abeg leave that story for Preachers . Bros so many people dey here,wey don see suffer.

you don see, where dem dey fight for who go sleep for burial grounds?

Person dey outside wey dey collect money oh,nothing concern am if you see space or not.

Na Sea we dey go bath for midnight, so we go fit smoke weed for that location.

We dey even call the many water,make he show face. We get Arab buyers.


Broa a na wash ......... creatures dey with gory sights.

But nothing be Mammy water.


All those films na wash oh..... na those films dey make Naija get bad name for some locations.

When dem don watch money rituals films die.


If you know where Mammy water dey, Contcat Nat Geo. You are in money ....


Don’t mind my typos .... na money i go find,when my mates dey sch.

Oluromantic:
The day I farted, scratched my anus and smelt my fingers after scratching in an empty classroom only to see the girl I've been toasting and forming porch for, came out from the back of the class covering her nose with her hand. I didn't know what to say to her after that day

Unto the professional liars ......

What’s his best way out !

Ndlistic:
Popular celebrity bar man and influencer, Cubana Chief Priest, was hosted by Nigerian popuplar Nollywood actor Zubby Michael.

Cubana Chief Priest, who used to be a member of Cubana group, stormed Zubby Michael"s with orher big boys like Ezeversace and many others celebrities.

Wow.....

Watch The Video Below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzmtZf93idY:

Who says money no good.... if the guy babe dey house .... she go feel on top of the world and you know envelopes go exchange hands....


Abeg choose correct guys as your friends!!

If money no dey,Thunder fire Union ....

Sixfeetbelle:
Finally someone that has my exact thoughts!

How lackadaisical can people be? He noticed he climbed something while driving out, he stopped. Instead of him to climb out and go check it out, he drove back into the compound again where the poor boy was still lying on the ground. And if the boy wasn't any luckier, the car would have climbed his hand this time.

Like what the heck?

We thank God for the boy's life sha.

Yes oh my brother,Good bless you sir .

Men,that driver can make me think of the worst treatments.

Still seating in the car !!!! Allahu - Akbar



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Make that pikin Mama go get ready.... she don born destiny ....

For her level ...
believe she try gan .....


Person wey go give,na from the poverty level.

Truvel:
Funny & Stupid Enough, Dis Kind Of Men Will Be Very Stingy To Help Their Mothers & Siblings.

Some not all ....


This one na big ballers now !!

saaphiere:
I need this kind of men in my life. God plsss. These kind of men are the real men.

Na so oh my sister ... We call it Maga, you call it Helper = Same thing jooo

10mobile:
A man from Isoko North Local Government Area of Delta State killed a bird known as peregrine falcon and, after close observation, he discovered that the bird must have flown all the way from Finland as it has a ring around its ankle with an inscription that reads; "Museum 200L Helsinki, Finland".

Apart from the fact that this is against wild life preservation (which is a crime), this guy could have made millions of dollars by delivering this bird to the Embassy of Finland. Please, Nigerians, let's reduce our tendency to kill animals any how. These animals want to live just like you. Honestly, I'm weeping.

SEE ALSO: Unusual Ways To Earn Millions With Next To Nothing In 2021

As much as I am not support,of killing the bird.


How him go take catch the bird alive ?

Make he contact the embassy.
Dead or alive = money must be mad !

Yamiriflathead:
Why wouldn't she be happy when what women need from men in actuality are material benefits?
Imagine her having a duplex of her own or even a bungalow
Exotic cars and chauffeurs to drive her around
Maids and maybe even escorts
She didn't need to work hard to be famous but she now bears his name and would be respected as much as him
She can travel to whatever country of her choice as much as she'd want to
Mouth watery allowances
If she has sense she can even have a business empire of her own..
And you expect her not to be happy
Don't deceive yourself, there are problems in Every marriage whether monogamous or polygamous. It's better to enjoy the afformentioned and share your husband than live in poverty and have him to yourself alone.
Monogamous lifestyle does not automatically eradicate problems from marriages.
Who monogamy epp?
Mtcheeeew

Na 2 things dey keep woman for house
The third Leg=kids
Money oh money

Raysleek:
Na this kind men dey make women no rate us.

I swear my brother. Imagine oh !!!

Buy her a car and register it on her name .....

brain54:
standing ovation dude.

Landlord palava Oga mi sir

Seun360:
He wasn't out of place though, he mistook Maradona for Madonna this singer.

Oga Mi,
As a president. Let’s say Madonna the Singer na she paiiiiii.


Na so the U.S.A news avenues,Google,Twitter,facebooks and go de look

Abeg Trump no get presidential courtesy.