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First step : Convert
Second step :Daddy will you marry me.



Just kidding ... good work !

luminouz:
You have got balls and I like that.

Next time,the solution is not avoiding Wuye bridge, but protecting yourself with acts of self defense and a big,fat and long knife.

Simple choke and hold, chop to the solar plexus, grappling and chinbone breaking will make those guys writhing messes on the floor. That's for self defense by martial arts.

Get tools too if you can't do martial arts. A slash to the jugular vein, knee tendons and eyes would make all three bandits useless as fuq. You don't need to be merciful and kind. It's a dog eat dog situation and you need to live.

N.B: I will say these again to the men on NL. Get yourselves fit. Improve your physique and learn basic martial arts. Then get a tool to help you out too. No one can save you except YOU.

Happy new week

Bosss ... too much respect for you.


Abeg this kind advice na for strong people like you.

The best thing na to give them what they want and be alive to buy another one.

Handywork:
his wife is 23.. Nawa oo
the way convid is spreading again I just don't understand o
.
check my signature

*****
His wife of 23 years !!!!!

merits:
Clash of the titans

Na easy tin to show you how you go take open am on video chat !

Lol


No go kill person

hstar:
During the lockdown the 2thousand #
U sent me saved me from hunger and I saw u av been helping couple of pple here too

I was teaching in sch then and they refused to pay our salary, though I've left the school and enter igboro for hustle now.

Baba pls sir, should I mention u during new year?
For my new year gift, no vex
I know u are a Muslim, I'm also a Muslim but struggling one.

And I pray to God that I should be able to do what you are doing to pple as well,
If GOD has blessed me.

Please sir, should I quote u during new year?
Thanks.

Allah will make a way soon

Itohanmiwa:
Nice thread PATRIOT. Omo see as that woman dey turn that poor tired soldier on anyhow, she don miss her husband die. I love seeing beautiful couples.

Tired soldier shall stand again! In front of commanding officer .....

She is a loaded gun..... expect firings_fire

ThisCouldBeUs:
See confidence when you don already fck'up. The interviewer accent sef be like Nigerian.

Na Naija and the guy dey give our man opportunity to roll it up.


Our guy just dey talk like say na comedy!!!

nnamdi640:
My brother leave that grammar alone. Just pray that hunger shouldn't point at you.

Nothing to do with Hunger Oga mi sir. Na taste you never taste am ...

E sweet passs chicken

Sweet like sweetest fish

eddybeauty:
Flaunt it in police station

Thank you IG.


Also copy your guys,say anyone wey kill innocent civilians ... you will demote the AiG and demote the commissioner.

If you try am one -2-3 times


Everyone go normal.

nappy760:
So because of marriage you wanted to jump inside sea.....he's own is even better , this your own worst pass

Bros,
You need to see how stupid our minds are,sometimes.

Na the end come matter pass oh .....

Sebastine1994:
When half of my neighbors have travelled, I am now left alone in the compound. every year it is only me who remains back, I am ashamed. I can't go home. I offended my family so much.

I was deported from South Africa for drug trafficking, my father spent all his life saving to send me abroad, I went there to do drugs,

Now I have my freedom, but my heart remains in chain, seeing my family struggling financially because of me and the failed investment on me. I am depressed because of this.

I can't call them, I don't know what to do. I may take my life if the emotional torture becomes much.

All Great men,have all thoughts about suicide. Luckily non of them have tried the foolish moves.

Bros I go tell you one small story now.

Few weeks to my marriage,everything I ordered online still showing on transit.

Na marriage day,I get my dress... when my wife was already at the mosque.

From the city to the airport you have to pass through a big sea.

Everytime me and my wife go the the airport to check the package,I always thought of jumping to the river and ending it .


My only solace was hope ... remembering all the flex around the world in 5stars .... VVip tables


Na so i cool down say,make wettin wan happen happen ......

I survived all the shits.... from marriage night to getting messed up during honeymoon.

But I survived it oh.......

You only get those feelings, when

The miracle is closest !!

Leave your whatsap number here.....


Let’s talk .....
You are not alone !!!!!!!



Let’s walk together !!!

peacekante:
Oh! I didn't see that one shah. No wonder she didn't disclose the face of the man

At least she showed the Man Momey !!!

CANDYDADDY:
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It more than Parading for your mum for just become a CORPER


what about a corper that graduated with nothing upstairs

Ask her to solve 9×9+9, she will be blabbering but she knows all the bone straight joints

Eni ti ko ni iru eni, ko le moyi eni.......


Abeg enter one corner go take your medicine....





I am proud of her .... May Allahs S.W.T enlarge her pocket, provide for her abundantly !!!



Omo Iya ....


God bless that girl ..... in short I can give her my last cash.


You know what it mean to invest in a child and the child no Bleep up


My own case tire my parents, tire extended family,tire the little city where I was raised.


But at last out of the desert, Baba God commanded water !!!!!

3 Gbosa for every mother !!!

Go on sister, you story dey totorii ......



People wey no go school. See una mate oh ... lol


Even if she no get money today,she go get am tomorrow.


School no be scam oh ...


Na our Yeye leaders dey make am looking Lek a scam ....


God bless your parents..... ameennnnn

iamyemiakins:
Before deciding to put your child(ren) in a boarding school, one thing you should know is that:

Boarding school is divided into two.

The junior students(slaves), while the senior students and teachers (colonial masters).

If you can survive boarding school like I did, you can survive hell fire.

Gba 1110000% accurate .....

Naija people can survive hell ..... iGbo guys go discover ice making machine in a short time ...lol and money go start to roll angels hands....

cjudy:
SEE you, so you think Sars kill only criminal and yahoo boys? You must be joking. Wait till they kill your immediate brother

Police no get level to kill anyone.


But this Kontry ehhhhhnnn......

I tire for all this Sans/ Lawyers 4 Naija .



For some good places .... na this kind cases lawyers fey find. Some places dem dey buy this kind case,give you advance immediately.


To put fire for Government yansh and get the victims family enough $. At least the only remedy left.


It Government pay 20B to one family -two -three times per week.

Dem go caution the idiots with uniform.

Abeg make we sell this Kontry.

Make we look for buyers .

Naija looks doomed .....

Abunmgb:
Dear brothers and sisters , if you can see this post right now . I am on my knees crying please do not ignore, .i know things are hard but I beg you in the name of God, please from the little you have, please help with no matter how much. I am married, a father of two and I am very down at this moment. Things haven't been going smoothly for me this time from my menial jobs due to owings. We have been hungry for days now , the kids has been drinking garri and is now affecting their health. I need to buy food and kerosene. . Please help me. Please help us. We are starving. I beg any kind hearted brothers and sisters on this forum Any amount please. I pray God bless anyone that gives me anything. Please. 3_1_35_8_38_6__09 first bank

Here no Be NGO office .


Una go just open new account and start begging.


Be a man and look for something to do.


Graduate dey ride Okada and their miracle go show from their customers. Wey go dey wonder say... wetting you dey do with Okada with your good English and good manner.

Boom,good work don show face....


Stop begging to start giving!


Beg around you if you have to !

AFONJACOW:
baba if he is stealing from white I don't have any issue with that, after all he is recovering our stolen resources, but his targets are mostly vulnerable Nigerians, if u wake up one morning and ur savings gone will u say go back to bed as if nothing happens

Respect my boss.

I am not in support of evil at any level.


But the code of living long in this cosmic arena called life is :

See no evil
Hear no evil
Talk no evil

Rest on noble prince.



Keep us posted on the burial arrangements ...if there is a way we can help out.

Do it hesitate to freely reach out !!!!

go to ........Orchard Road @ night.........


bros with nice swags ...you end up as 2



female tourist wey get eyes for clean men.....go roll you up





put on your tinder and badooo........


no go dull am oh,,,.,



na rushing knowing say you just arrive .............






give out your WhatsApp number make I connect you small..........

Many guys don die, talking wetting no concern them .

Face front.....

Leave the guy with him problem.


One guy like you go report one Yahoo boy for one EU country, the boy ended up catching it big from prison.

He is multi million dollar man now and back in legal 110%


The guy wey report am come dey regret,because him think say the guy go end up from prison to deportation.

The day my brothers and sister see the hypocrisy wey dey inside this pastors and Imams.


Na that day ... our live go begin better.



Imagine Pastor Sulaiman talk about how his boy,arrived in another country without flying! I wish my people go get mind, give am World Cup trophy of the best Liar.


Someone dey use Jets and you dey donate your last money.

Give to your poor neighbors and see the joy of giving.


Give pastor and the see the smile of Guy Man,taking from a Maga !

[quote author= post=97305344]You see your life kid emeijeh?
It will do you well in life if you learn how to read before commenting on a topic, Nairaland youngest wailer.



Buhari was also your president in 2014 right?
If you want to wail, wail with sense
Hide your head in shame kiddo.
Boss,
The president in 2014 was lucky.

The president n 2020

Emeijeh, see ur mgbe..!
Birds of a feather[/quote]

Ayeness1:
its like you re saying u know the guy abi??

He said :
Person wey know person, na him dey kill person !

jaybenugo:
'I Love You baby'- Regina Daniels Tells Her Husband Prince Ned Nwoko On His Birthday (Video)

Regina Daniels, took to her Instagram page to profess her love to her husband, Ned Nwoko who turned a year older today, December 21, IgbereTV reports.

Posting a video showing some of their happy moments, Regina wrote:


https://www.instagram.com/p/CJDzzSrDGmu/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

See video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faNOisCi-ig

Make person come tell
Me say ... one kind true love .....,.



Na money be love

craigkoel1989:
Anytime my wife makes me angry I destroy things, the first day she made me angry I destroyed the television remote, another day was the dining table and yesterday I smashed her Android Samsung phone even though I later became remorse and bought her a new one.

I am afraid I might beat her one day.

What is wrong with me and what can i do to stop it?

bros,
the easiest way out is always, imagine say na Mumsy dey wine you, of imagine say na your daughter husband you be.... how would you want him to handle the situation.


only weak men ...dey destroy wetting he take him money buy

Icedplane:
A girl that I was dating, took her to my parents and even met her people chatted with her ex who ditched her and married another girl. The other girl died and this ex wants her back.

She said if she see's someone else she would move ahead but if not she may consider him back. All these happened like 4 months before I met her.

Now I have introduced her to all my family and even met some of her family.

Sent her mum money for Christmas, she still has the guts to reply the guys compliment of the season even after I warned her months back and asked her to block the guy which she did.

What pains me was the new phone I bought for her was what she used.

Now she's begging my mum to beg me.
Am done

bros,
no dey tell woman to block person. na she for decide....

Neimar:
Na you dy fu ck am na
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bad guy

ceejayluv:
Don't offer what you can't pay. Simple. Many guys have gotten into far deeper $hit in exact same scenario.

Bros,
After so much spending ! She still need 1K.

Na format tins remain oh.


I can’t kill myself

Princedapace:
When my money was stolen in 2013, everything I had as a student back then, I almost committed suicide. This was money I saved up for one year as a student. Life was meaningless the moment I was told that I was a victim of fraud. I think we are here to compare crimes? Bro, all crimes are evil. No one is better than the other. There are still people doing drugs and still intact. It only becomes an issue when absused. So what am I saying? Every crime has various degrees of effects to humans.
So this is why we shouldn't support any or give it any ethnic painting.

Last year, when my babe mother lost her meeting money to fraudsters who called her, pretending to be from bank. That woman wept like a baby. I felt for her. Few months ago, a student from unical committed suicide after her money was stolen by fraudsters.
My kid sis lost her money in alibaba last year. A young girl trying to hustle for her self. Her hustoners thought she ate their money. They took to facebook to drag her. I paid part of the money for her. She was so heart broken. While she was heart broken, the person who stole her money probably was someone shouting Maga Maga. We read the story of an old man who landed in hospital after he was defrauded of his pension fund.

Baba mi fraud has also crazy effects. Some people have taken their own lives due to fraud.

Respect my brother, I agree !


Make God make a way for you and your kids sis.... ameennnnnnn

Princedapace:
Countless Nigerians caught abroad for mega cyber crimes are all yorubas. South westerners are criminals. Most yorubas cant do anything aside stealing online.

Agreed .... you are very right ....

The case of drugs is .... dangerous for carrier and consumer.

Online stealing ... na victim get the pain ......as much as it’s bad .... you can’t compare the pain to that of .... drugs carriers