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Helpfromabove1:
Trump my man

The person wey dey Supply, Trump Colorado. The person get mind

NwaAmaikpe:





In the sake of peace and good faith, the girl's father should drop this case.

Unless he is devoid of a conscience; he will be forever eaten up with guilt if he is the cause of someone's suicide, I don't want to even talk about the loss of job and untold disgrace it will bring to the policeman's family.

Besides he can't act as 'guardian at litem' because she is not a minor.
But I see lots of holes in her claims.

First, who goes downstairs to get better cellular network?
You went to his house and he asked you to come back later as he just woke up but you still stayed.
It was 1:42pm yet you decided to stay and wait for someone who was to be back at 3pm...and to think you live in this same compound.

Okay, he dragged you and began the deed and you still could not shout.
I don't know if it is because one side of my head is paining me but it does not add up to me.

The policeman is somewhat lucky that the girl was already 18years and 2days on the day of this "alleged offence" so this rules out statutory rape.

With a good lawyer or an amicus curiae like myself; the girl's confession to asking him to go get a condom can be interpreted as oral consent and then it automatically changes this case to that of contract of adhesion because he opted for skin-to-skin for his utmost pleasure.

The law!
Carry on!


You know why I like Karma? Always serves the Orijin Big Bottle Cold.......


If na Mexico you dey...... na trouble you just post so!!!!

B0bbyT:
I've been a member since 2010
My account was banned due to be adverts

What's your location, let's deal face to face

My brother, I mean no disrespect.

Look at your reply. Person go see say you no get wetting to hide.

If na those ripppers, even my Grand Ma wey don die since 1899, dem go curse her.

Good luck in your business.

B0bbyT:
Black Friday sales is now on
www.nairaland.com/attachments/12749017_next_jpeg12c04137d1f8504a22a314dea36e4851

Why most recent registered sellers are scammers,some will be genuine.

My advice for Seun is create a paid memberships thing.

Let’s know who we buying from,so we can separate the good from the bad.

Nairalander’s are going through so much pains,I mean severe from scammers here.


If they sue Jack!

Oyinlomobambam:
I wish I could also pose and post something like this soon...

Please pray for my quick recovery

You will Inshallah.

orgylover:
this is nigeria, not europe. evans and many others have rendered many homes useless, dem don do am anything? if say this man waste am now una go come here begin dey destroy am. i still say they should leave the man

Bros,
Make the man come defend himself !!!

orgylover:
omo may una leave this rubbish. most of the people he killed where deadly cultist and arm robbers. lets stop supporting rubbish. sas dont kill people anyhow like u guys are making it look.

The guy na police, Naija police act no talk say. Kill oh,why do we have courts/prisons ?

brain54:
was looking for a house back then in jos...met an agent...the crazy dude took me to one house in one crazy location... i was boiling inside cos of the distance...finally met landlord, he said he locks his godamn gate by 6pm...no music,no visitors.....was still counting more rules i just jejely walked out cos the anger at that point eh...i no wan slap old man!
those agents use me shine that year sha!!!

Hahahhahahahahhha sounds like my former landlord !
Strict die, all tenants dey look am
Like make dem kill am for Xmas beef.

Old soldier never die, na me cool am down. Imagine he comes threatening everyone until the day he saw it coming.

The place where he said no one should dry clothes,he come meet Weed like 40 bags in the drying processs.

Like 20 Buyers dey smoke to test the weed quality !!!!

HahhahahhHhahhhHhah party scatter !

He saw the Normal people/ semi normal / small crazy to the one wey dey ride Okoda without wearing clothes.

More than 15 big radios playing differently music,from bob marley to India music.


Other tenants dey cheer me up! Say carry go .


Las las me and Old soldier come be friend. I stayed 6 months after my rent due,but I make sure say daily I dey supply bread, Suya and sometime I help his ministry with babes.

Come see baba, dey cry when I was leaving.

I sha left 1 bag for him and taught him the supply route.

21 guns salute for all old soldier...

greymiles:
I SIMPathize on behalf of his anus

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solochris:
Hope these are not innocent people, just saying o

Imagine my brother! They know Sambisa/Shekau location,make dem catch am make we see.

Pakistanis and Ukrainians 99 years
Ghana and Benin are our brothers 6 years is ok.


Imagine say na Ghana and Benin arrest Nigerians for national case

OZOnNengiTheory:
abeg make we hear word! it you have an idea of what your misguided brothers are doing abroad, you won't even try to defend them..in fact, your conscience no go gree you

Boss,
Look at this scenario,if these guys do good things then they are Canadians. But once na crime ......
na naija !

Why are,African countries not threatening Trump and his team?

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Bennysam:
She have a boyfriend or someone around there that fucking her and she doesn’t want that person to see her

Badoooooooooooo spotedddddddddd

Simvan:
This cuppy na female version of Davido lol , but wait what's that guy tryna touch?

If na black Man get that facility and touch Arab woman. Na other case oh!

Dem fit boycott all items from the country the guy comes from .

Abouwaza:
Oh wife!!

But i have seen worse bro

Send Friends wife,away!

People Wife= Noooooooooooo


Outside people Wives= Screeeeee the remaining .... minus under ages oh!

Karlifate:
Look no further, the prophecy is being fulfilled.

LMAO!

My Boss,
The thing don start! Na Naija woman never ready.

Some side, na woman dey ask your hand,and eve dem see say you too like woman.

Dem go show you pictures,which one you like make I bring am join this family ?

Husband cost pass,diamonds

Wickedfact:
Bode George is a thief, a serial loser and political nonentity. If GEJ catches this idiot, he would smell pepper. They gave him campaign contracts for GEJ 2015 and he didn't do a single thing. Him, Obanikoro, Agbaje and that Ogunlewe are the same.

Boss, na secret you dey talk for outside sooo oh.

stanliwise:
Dem say Husband too o.
The trick will work for some jealous ladies but remember some na dragon. Before you say jack na quarrel una go dey leave that place.

Boss,
For 2020? The one wey dem call wife na the best among the woman ! If she never gree to be wifey,she never ready be that.


Any driver wey don get plenty accident, e dey always drive. very very careful.

geolabious:
Not always true. Some ladies will just reciprocate and the rest will be history.

Dem say, Wife! Dem no say ,,,osho people !

yeme7:
Yes definitely, I will ask him.... Sometimes I felt depressed when I see my friends father with their son... But me so sad.... U won't understand my story sha

Just think of those kids ... praying just for someone to be identified @ their Papa.

The thing wey dey after 6,pass 7

yeme7:
My father and mother are still alive
But my father doesn't advice, me, doesn't provide for me... I do all things alone with little assurance from my mum

Listen to Tupac Dear Mama.

Advice or no advice,provide or no provide.

Him don born you, go and see him. If he can’t provide for you. Na 2 way thing,if you get provide for am,after all na your Dad.

That’s the greatest man in your life oh.

E go shock u,say no be so the thing start oh,some men don’t just want drama!

Ask your Dad his own side of story b4 you judge him.

UDUJ:
You say wetin

Leave bros make he totori we.

Sleeping on the bicycle,in India or same Nigeria ?

AlexBells:
Is It Just Me? I'm Not Attracted To Prostitutes

Guys, Living in Enugu and as a young man who is in active service, I do have my bit of adventures sometimes but I noticed I'm not attracted to professional sex workers.

So many times I had been in the midst of professional sex workers and today being bored I decided to visit one of the nearby hotel and chill out around the swimming pool.

I'm sited with my bottle of Heineken thinking about all the crazy stuff in the world and this particular lady got dancing the normal erotic dance towards my table.

She, wearing just a swimsuit that reveals all the contours; with her body dripping of water as she just came out of the pool, at the very closest range the usual evidence of the subjection of the female gender in liquid, the tip of her mammary gland otherwise known as niple had betrayed the partial enclosure of the massive heritage that lies in there, it was almost a center of attraction until I observed that her buttocks otherwise known as nyash by majority of nairalanders is way darker than the rest of her body.

Then I had to speak to the bottle of beer on my table then a sip and my senses was rebooted now, my observation. If it were a usual lady I would sure had fallen for her, also usual lady won't display her nyash unless she's cought up already in which moment I won't have the time to judge.

I'm not being so critical though, does it look like I'm not attracted to professionals or just the fact that they don't give me that curiosity that is common with regular women. Or is it the hot weather, apparently it is quite hot in Enugu now.

When we dey grow up, na the house of satans our People dey call am. But bros for night ehhhnnn,the place dey full up with all kind man.


At least stay away from this class of prost. But no forget say shoe get size ohhh.

Everything na level! If you see some Pros,na dem go dey check your yanshhh and see if there is Any black patch in-between ur legs. Lol

At least am happy she reset your brain back to the sisters @ home.

Bros learn how to scout for local friends. Lots of ladies out there suffering from cucumbers and you are here wasting what Papa gave you !!!

Shout out to the brothers wey get the key.

yeme7:
Because ur father did a good thing for u when he was alive, he's a father to be call, unlike my father that's alive as if I don't have a father...
Rip

Bringing you here alone,na big work. Dem don born you, you self re- born yourself now!!

If some Pops tell kids wetting their eye dey see,in the process of putting food on the table...hmm
You go fear.

If lucky still shine your way,no forget am
Oh.

Respect to all single mothers, especially the ones that still pray foe the men that left them with the children.

Golan007:
Antifa, Bob Soros, deep state, Coronavirus, WHO, Dominion, dead people, Hugo Chavez, big pharma, China, etc.



61.

Pope, Mexican walls, African shit-hole, Arabs terrorists,Sudan-Ethiopia - Egypt dam.


Trump see you in Lagos

Many are Mad!

See crowd. Stadium full.


Pastor wey just finish Colorado !

2dice01:
No worry na for beer parlour you go dey drink out your sorrow when frustration go wan finish you after 1yr of marriage

Lol...
No alcohol in my blood ....

frustration no dey for my dictionary.

If woman no get swear, Walahi I fit roll with any class.

We don see plenty, we be Field Marshal for woman matter.