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Davash222:
Hope they don’t ask for transport money like our Nigerian girls??

Baba,
As a real Man,kind gesture to our girls is not bad oh. Give and get Na the rules .

Make God bless our pockets,wen money dey... Na eat and mess up... 4 any aproko kpekus !!

If you get small money,ask ALhaji Dangote. Him get lie Wifi .

Davash222:
The place you find your ‘Good Haja’, are there still ‘Good Hajas’ there?? Help a brother, Chief.

Plenty! Bros if you comot for Naija city. All other neighboring villages in Africa dey worship us.


Baba some side effects go make Naija tire u. Dem appreciate us die outside our border.

GidifeedNews:
Speak for yourself, if you are thief then you are a thief


Am not a thief and I can say it anywhere, I haven't stolen before

Haaaa Bros, some action no get account oh. You go just dey pass kitchen Nd them one fry fish go just dey eye u,next thing Na Helloooo how are you inside mouth.
Oya remember _Remember oh.

Not stolen before,no means = you can’t attanate wen the action movie reach that stage.

Davash222:
The only woman that will always stand by you is your mother. We keep telling guys but they will never listen.

Naira Marley case was a perfect example. But, he’s back from prison and still carrying dem girls two two every night.

If we treat our women,d way our Good Dads treated our good Mama’s Y not ?

Baba Good woman Dey ...... plenty Na our guys Dey make dem para. If woman wan loyal,Na too the core !!

I am Blessed with a Good Haja and Good Mum. Women makes the world go round,May God bless us with a good woman and make we self no use our hand send them off.

krattoss:
No man burn of a woman can touch el chapos wife..you can sue me to court.

No man can date fvck with the wife of el Chapo.
Unless the man has finally written his will and dished it out to his relatives and children.

Not only will the cartel and loyal boys chop you into pieces until you bleed to death, they will also torture the lives of your loved ones until they can no longer toture them.

Bros,Ask boys wey dae play James Bond roles.....

Baba Na God dey save us,some boys Dey unnoticed boys,wey u no go ever believe.

Code of secrecy!

And our e warriors are here fighting with 10K balance .

Inspectorsuga22:
Oh Africa...how did I even get to this continent in the first place..

You are on your way to your home country,Canada .

lexy2014:
She "promised to b with d g guy all her life"... Now that d guy is dead, how's she going to b with d guy?

Yes you are right,what about respect for sometime ?

AwkaetitiBabe:
Don't mind people and double standards. She come this life come mourn person naw. One life, so make it count.

Abeegg abeegggggg

Make we do things like normal people. No hard lines and mean no disrespect,but 1 year 6 months and she 3 month pregnant Kilode ?


Na marathon dick race ? Make she cool down first. Someone you promised to be with all your life ? He’s gone for just 18 month and your minus 3 month ... meaning shooting don’t start since 9-12 month after his demise......

If my Mama do am,I go forever forget her as Mama. Na this kind thing some man dey see and stat screwing immediately after their partner kick the bucket.

Jayslicky:
The guy did no wrong, offset put on his page "Askoffset", he didn't specify what he should be asked neither did he say money was an exemption, the guy saw it as an opportunity and took it.

Offset should send that guy money even if it is money for a shirt, $50 will go a long way in that guy's life.

BTW begging on social media or anywhere is not good but there are some life threatening issue that can make a person beg, it is better to beg than to be silent to death, as they say na condition make crayfish bend.

Make God no let us see badddest situation,haaaaaaaa.
Respect beggars,e no easy to beg oh!!!
Wa gba. Especially in Lagos .... when they cleared your phone and purse.

You go see Moses near the sea.... no be 4 Egypt oh....

2dice01:
plus correct cowtail or ise iwu


Cloud 9 on Point

If una no make people mouth dey totori...... una no go stop ... oya Kontinueee

Bolustical:
This time 2015, Bukola's name was trending everywhere, IPOB Yoots and children of hatred were hailing him.

Meanwhile, they were mocking Tinubu, saying he had been dumped and will never be relevant again.

Please where is Saraki who left power just last month? Where is Tinubu who left power since 2007?

Bros, if you write for Devil ... he go win him case ... Gbefun....... tualeee

Keep it up!!!!

fsb:
Interesting. Thank you guys for all the information. Had actually thought the guy was genuine till I read the comments and did some search on my own.

I look forward to the day Nigerians can acknowledge their mistake, learn and move on without name calling. Some of the people we abuse on this forum, if you meet them in real lifez fear no go allow you even greet them...

I sometimes imagine what our lives will be like working together?

If you know the kind correct people wey dey here,hennnnn .

But our black mind and brains Dey fluctuate.

For me respect is the first rule of engagement, o
Matter what the talk is all about.

The man in the video dey him,House. We Dey here dey source out our Papa and Mamas ...

I think I should be the one collecting payments from noise makers and disrespectful Members.

E-fight now attract a fine of 10K,send me the transaction ID after the transfer.
Na just 10K per case ...

Accepted Sir. But u sure sat dem never finger motion Him expensive watches.

Florblu:
Only in Ibadan.....

I will love to witness some of this court sessions someday

Also pray make laughs no push you enter !!!!

Tolexander:
She acts in Lonelywood movies

If you spot the double packing ..... say Helloooo and Kontinueeeee

MrBrownJay1:
No man should ever lay hands on another woman, simply because she has a verbal argument with his woman....NEVER! His own woman should protect her own damn self OR shut the fukc up, without the need for his foolish help. She should press charges against this deluded bastard and have him arrested for assault.

Now, on the other hand, if that babe physically attacks him directly, then that's another story.

Baba....babe attack me? I go japa japa...... I go consider am 2,if mad person wan attack ... Na 2 run as fast as possible!

Benblaq:
Hello Nairalanders, Hope you all are having a good day.

I'm about to share my little problem with you, I'd love to get mature response.

I'm a student in a tertiary institution located in Cross River state, but I base in PH.

Last month when I was about coming home for the first semester break, my school mate gave me a package to deliver to his girlfriend who lives here too.

Fast forward to when we met in PH, she came over to get it and in the process of discussing and casual playing, we ended up hugging and kissing.

It ended on an agreement note that her guy shouldn't hear of it. As a matter of fact, we agreed to say we met at the junction.

I thought it had ended and i took my mind off it, only for my guy to start calling me, threatening fire and brimstone.

What happened?

I called the babe and she told me her conscience was heavy, she had to tell him.
Now all my guys are against me.
The problem is that i don't know how I'm going to face my friends when I resume school.
I now look like a Judas.
What steps can i take to ease the tension?

Dem Dey call am mistake. But may I ask thunder to fire � your mouth wey you take dey lie. Laughs .


Imagine .... my best advice for you, NO TRY go SOUTH AMERICA oh!

Make e no be say Na box go come back!

Never never never never Bleep any kpekus wey connect to any know G.

Don’t shit where u eat.

SmileDance:
Have you ever been to lagos

Help us ask dem oh...

Ebuka478:
Her thighs though!

Runway for departure and arrival .... what do you expect boss.


Kontinueeee and remember there is God oh.

Johnkay01:
Madness is contagious

Eat beans,morning-afternoon and night,a day b4 and next morning the same beans b4 going for this kind exercise.

Den call am,open my leg and die !!!

7.5M cash.

falcon01:
I see absolutely no Logic in the story

Because you have your mindset in a good flow,this guys have lost their mind.

Sold ?

Nice SUV.
What’s the price?

Year ?

Penisinpenisout:
Literally impossible. Name one.

Hahahhaha hahahhaha .... make research and you will get more than 1.

Penisinpenisout:
bullshiit

Not bullshit . Some merchants run your card,without the 3 digits at the back.

livebyday:
Never leave your atm card or credit card to publicly

Use a small piece of paper tape and cover the three digits on the back and your atm card name so even if they get the picture of the front and back they can use it

Some merchants,process only the card number and expiry date. Shikena!!’

No need the Security.

NoSidonLook:
The only Zlatan I know is the legend Ibrahimovic

The only Marley I know is the legend Bob

Laughs .... Na so dem all start !

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