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lastmessenger:
I think you just lied bro. Nobody is referred that way in Igbo land

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bros, you ca lie for Qatar!

Mkpakala:
Bro I am not one to insult someone online because it's unnecessary. I just called her out on lies she posted and she turned it to roforofo fight.

Please let goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Mkpakala:
What's wrong with you this dingbat? Where did I supported rochas? You are just a sloppy dyslexic cum-bucket with no grey matter to war words with me. I really pity Ihedioha if you are in his government because you are indescribable.. Abeg go and rest you are too lethargic to be engaged.You don't know anything Iti boribo.

Una English 4 dis forum go kill person 1 day,laughs.

Abeg make una Dey keep some big big ones for house and use only d small ones.

Also don’t forget, calling someone Iti boribo, fit make someone go buy sni***

thesicilian:
But she'll have enough strength to be bearing the weight of a 100kg man every night.

That one Na normal for their eyes.

Naijabigboi:
Do you think that a woman that earns and does not rely on the income of the man wld stl love 4 real in a scenario like this

Boss, we still have women like our Moms oh.

babzo:
We used that term billonaire so loosely now. How do you know he is a billionaire? Who valued his monetary worth? Who Verified the valuation? Who certified it?
You dont even have to be a millionaire to afford such. Just know the company that offers it and pay them.
And if you are a valued worker for a company or rich individual, they can use such services for you if there is an urgency.

Soon they will start saying only billionaires fly in the air!!!

Boss, billionaire or not ... he get money.... tuale for the man wey sabi who pass am. Helicopter pick up money pass brand new maruwa money. So tell me .....

Money wey dem Dey take but maruwa,wry Dey change people living mode. That one Na small money ?

Naijabigboi:
When a woman talks like this, know the man has money

When a woman loves,she loves 4 real!

donsola:
It's their job.

Dem also like am so. Even the writer like to be like them... pay packs Na 6digits and above.

don4mack:
Lol...

Boss,Na everywhere oh.... job no Dey. Guys are going self employ mode.

rayopt:
what baffles me is how people sell and carry alcohol upandan the country and yet, this dying drunks tell you Mary Jane is bad for you!!!

like seriously?

I don't smoke weed but hey, don't quote me with a rather stupid argument that alcohol is better than weed. Pls no try am

Bros your head,they there !!!

Na Igbo smoker go carry,beer drinking crew go house safely.

Georgexx1:
sniper is here with me.

how many bottles can do a perfect job?

You have just 1 choice @ this moment. Proof mother fuckers wrong.

Walk around and see people with worse conditions and they are still happy to be alive .....

budaatum:
Useless armed robber lying that she told him to clean house at 9pm!

I tire for Naija police .

Toks2008:
So what is the big deal in that? Was that why he acted so childish?

Smh!

Boss, no tell me say... you mean say head @ Italian town of red is no big deal? Tin ba gbo

Make Devil no give me that mind.... because Baba go sorry for my Parents and he no go allow me get that kind mind. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Niyiboi:
The gal is very foolish for telling her friends that her bf gave her head while she was menstruating. The guy is also foolish for licking a woman's bloody pucci all in the name of love. In short, she deserves the fake proposal.

Na 2 Mumus.

Dollars
Euros

One day one day...

Naija go hot oh !

tactius:
See the guy's problem....

Boss ... you no be 9ja again.... Naija politicians lie pass devil.

Some details must dey inside passport renewal application form. If D guy no get slip,no be fingerprints he take apply . Scan his prints.

I don apply for visa for 1 correct country,when they check my passport pictures,then say no the specifications wey dem need,next dem carry me enter inside and snap wettin dem need and give me my visa.

But we must always show poor man say ... you are poor? There is God oh

Lizzysamuel:
https://zenithnaija.com/update-on-man-who-destroyed-cars-at-nigerian-high-commission-in-london/

Not supporting violence and never will. This people go frustrate you like,go and die.

Imagine passport don comot since 6 of June. The guy act on the 17th ..... go to Myanmar Embassy you go cry for Naija. As we no organize @ all.

Buhari tell them make them free the guy and warm those guy at the Embassy to stop frustrating people. Nobody does that !!!!!

Godoverevery:
wish I listened bro.....but d most funniest thing is am not angry as am supposed to be...... like have just been laffing has my guys dey para here.

John no Dey ever no say him be John. Na the wise ones around the hoods. Go see say Na lost you dey lost so.

hatbricker:
Think I remember clearly, I advised you not to do any birthday for her but you still proceeded with it. I'm saving my advice this time

Baba you must talk oh,all this kids wey we Dey born now,Na so dem Dey.


Tell am.......no be the one wey Igun gbo to fi di leti oh!

But.... esoro fun,Omo Oro ni....

Don’t also forget that we have all fall short oh... �. Even our great grandparents Adam dey give am story and he buy the story.

Boss you wan tell me say this Eves never ever send messengers with enough super stories??

You must yarn oh !!!!
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hawksford:
Joromi12

For real?

Wait till any mental illness such as Depression, Eating Disorders, Bipolar or PSTD hits you hard

It's easy to say what you've said, it may not be easy for you to stand by it when you're hit

Baba, Abeg this Na medium of communication to the world oh,una wey go school wey we Dey see as role model?

Wetting do me,wey never do plenty people? If today no sweet tomorrow go sweet !

Igba Meta nigba eda..... ask people wey nake money after 40,how sweeet it is? No more too much freaking, suffer don reset their brains.

You go just see them dey smile,Dey remember when suffering wan kill dem.

For me and all my Kalakuta/Bob marley family no suicide. 1 wrap pere u go dey smile,second one ideas of how to make billions go enter head. Who commits suicide with a billion Naira deals at hand ?



Rather than commit suicide,be a man sell one kidney or some parts and raised some money for your family,if you still want to die sell another parts,before Mbguka Doctors go finish with U,Naira go don full ur relatives accounts.

Okuda:
walked away? you slapped a human being and expected him to walk away? is he jesus christ?

slp that bit!ch! women should not take the advantage of you "you should never hit a woman" to be stupid. you hit a totl stranger amd expected him to clap for you? you are ma!d

God bless your generation . GBA ... you be Agba Man! Eni Iyi.

Public slapping 4 dat matter,u no even know if the guy came with him darling wife. Na him be say lagbaja go die of slapping 4 House. Wen woman see say you no reply,one day she go just try am again hmmmm if you reply Na slapping mode activated be that oh.

Slap to wake up ... slap to eat ... slap to do everything.

HisMajesty1:
Now that you've shut your father's dirty mouth up will he ever talk again? I've lived in Ekiti concurrently for three years and I can speak about the performance of both governors... Fayemi was far better than your Ponmo slicer and eater Fayose. Kill your miserable self .

Bros Abeg make una free this matter jooooooooor.

Fayose and Fayemi both starts with F. Their kids they house dey enjoy. Person wey do good posterity go judge.

capitalzero:
if your wife sister is smoking weed in house, what will you do? as a man you have authority to correct anybody living with you.

Lol lol lol
No kill person pikin oh. Nothing concern kalakuta with wetin Dey on ground so. Boss look something,look wetting I Dey show you..........

She is probably doing it out of ignorance,call her and ask her say..... u sabi say Na Devil you dey call so,if devil pick her call ?
Also tell Madam say Na 2nd Wife you bring for me?

Woman ..... she go jappppaaaaaaaa. Sometimes too Na bush girl just wan show say,she self Na City babes oh...

Explorers:
One video (pictured) filmed on a phone showed Oldroyd and another gang member counting out an estimated £150,000 in cash on a coffee table where Rolex watches were seen.

Showing off,to prison direct entry !

Jen92:
Rubbish because he is more superior or what? Let her leave the DEAD marriage!

Peaceful negotiations world like fire in a good relationship about to go sour! The marriage ain’t dead yet oh.

If she leave the Dead marriage as you say,then she move to ??

Elesta:
Hello family, I have a long post about my terrible marriage. Please bear with me, I just have to pour everything out because it's killing me slowly.
I am in my mid 30's ,got married to this man in his mid 40's who has never been married before.We attend the same church although different branches, so the pastor of his branch and the pastor of my branch brought us together. We started dating and he seemed head over heels and started talking about marriage immediately. At first, the way he was talking and his reaction to things I wasn't interested and I even told him, but he begged me and the pastor begged me so I overlooked and continued especially considering my age. If I wasn't in my mid 30's and if I hadn't done fibroid operation and so, eager to take in, I won't have made this terrible mistake. We also work in the same place so everything seemed perfect.

Now we started making wedding plans just after one month of dating and we got married 4months after because of church process. It seemed blissful but I stumbled on his messages with a lady he was saying before me and eventually at the same time with me. I discovered he kept begging n begging her even while me n him were dating .he kept telling her to agree to attend his church or dey can be going to their separate churches but the girl kept insisting that they should attend the same church. I. e. he should leave his church and she will leave hers. Don't get me wrong, if this had happened before we started dating, I wouldn't have gotten angry. but all these happened while we were serious and even after he came to see my father, I discovered he was still pleading with her as per church matter. Who does that?? So what if she had agreed for the church matter, he would have dumped me n embarrassed my dad??

I brought it to his notice and he kept saying he never meant it, he was just using it as an excuse not to marry her.

Now in the marriage, emotional abuse never ends. Just fewonths into the marriage, he started behaving somehow bcoz I hadn't taken in. all kinds of insults oh. one day, he said if he knew I couldn't have children he won't have married me. this was just 4months into d marriage. any little thing he complains. on weekends, he expects me to get up by 7am m start preparing his breakfast oh. weekend which is supposed to b for resting since we work Monday to Friday. Every little thing, he keeps saying if he knew he won't have married me.
I still remember how he slapped me several times, he insulted me n i insulted him back, that was what caused d slap. even when he saw me crying he wasn't moved. I have complained to family members and friends ,they have spoken to him, he will change for a while and later go back to his terrible ways.
I have never seen this kind of acrimony between couple. I am not a bad looking person, I have dated people in d past, they didn't treat me half as badly as this one. I was just too unserious. I want to leave this torture. but we work in the same place and I am trying to avoid wagging tongues. I just tired. I have seen and experienced mutual love and it's not like this. I long to share love with someone that loves me just the way I am. I don't deserve to be with this animal. When it comes to food, he eats so angry if his food isn't ready on time.

Please I need advice. he went for test n it was discovered he has low sperm count. that made him humble for some fine but recently he started saying again that if he had married a younger lady, d lady would have been pregnant by now. just imagine this kind of torture. God knows I have absorbed so much from this man

Omo take this points : don’t play with your husband food,in fact you don win. If he like food that much,all you need is ask him during the few minutes he smiles,say Oga sir ... what’s your favorite and how do you want it sir?

Get it done at his preference timing.


Oya your self come check,is he always angry ? If NO then check what you always do that gets him angry. No matter how small!!

Look at things he is probably missing,anything once Na wetting Dey make guy man happy .


Anything wey Oga come Stamford bridge come play home,Abeg bring all your players oh,even go borrow Messi and Ronaldo.

Make sure you leave him .... hungry for me .......


We all get weak point,once you get it. You are good. Then go to talking point,beg on your knees and cry,make him see that it’s a big shame for him as a handsome,correct man to dey raise his hand on his wife.

Anything else you can add,all I know is that ... it’s goona work out inshallah for you.

Charanko:
♠️

[color=maroon]Oyinbo women are smart creatures.

A Nigerian woman in the same situation will simply shít in her pants and never think of this because after years of chasing money, they have forgotten how to use their brains.[/color]

Which of the Nigerian woman ? Japaaa

Dem smart die,Nigerian woman wey fit outsmart the devil!!

If you want talk of seein guns every seconds,yeah oyinbo woman Dey see guns like water. But when we talking brain tins,Abeg Naija woman Dey kampe!

Aldebaran:
Peter...

Hmmmm. You mean Cech

Na P I say oh,Na you hmmmmm mention C..lol

Aldebaran:
Rare picture of Chelsea vs Arsenal during the UEFA Europa league final

A combination of armed Chelsea and a Peter ready to betray arsenal for a good seat @ arrival !

Mindfulness:
Well, if your MIL is exactly the way you have described her then I pity you but I have never ever met any woman in my life so wicked that she would not understand that a pregnant woman may have to retreat from time to time and especially in the first trimester. Are you sure it wasn't all a misunderstanding?

Imagine say Na my wife type,she no Dey talk once pregnant for 9 months. Till she give birth,she go just dey smile and nothing more .... oya tell me if no be Osama Bin Laden she go,call !!

Sister for our western side,dem say. Suru le se Okuta Jina. Meaning with patience oh,stone go boil so tay stone go done.

Sometimes too much love for one special child go come be like aggression.

Finally Abeg forget wetin Mama said. Wicked people no Dey talk. If she said those heavy words,it means she just hot tempered.

2 things I would advise you stop if you are doing it at all. No listen to any love time talk wey your love daddy go tell you say .... haaaaaa my mama Na harsh woman or one kind kurukere story,men can say anything to have a taste of honey after some fights or little misunderstanding.

Don’t listen to any ill stories about Mama,your sister in-law and their entire family. If the chronicle wan start,run like you need to do something urgent.

Las las , Na back to the suru chapter. You don find time to be alone with Mama and go on your 2 knees? Beg even when you are right,ask her to take you as her child oh and please ma forgive me of incoming sins wey I never offend... lol

Do your research,everyone has their addictions. Be it bags,shoes or Na just pepper soup things. If you know how to rock your man,then you must know how to Unite the family.

Good woman job Na to unite oh..., not praising you no mean say you do anything bad oh... go make mama love and then I go ask Kwan1 to sing for you..


All the best!