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See as Chelsea dey make me dey rock Fanta and Bob Marley.

Badmod:
Oriburuku omo irankiran...
May you never have a taste of sweetness all your miserable life.
You will walk and stumble.
You will stand and fall.
You will search and never find.
You will remain miserable till your dying days...
Oloshi,Oloribuuu.
Omo Adanu.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaqaaaqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Epe yi poooooooooooooooooooo

Edakun!!!!!

JasonScoolari:
Dear Bode George,


Instead of the drug baron to open the bible, just tell him to sniff some undiluted concaine and watch him regain his lost sense.

At least,there is a remedy!

KendrickAyomide:
I said low budget China. I was talking about Taiwan. Be smart brah

Taiwan passport = visa free to USA + Canada + Australia + Austria + all Europe + all South America.
China passport = visa free to turkey

Ok oh

Guy dey Do wetting l,the Maga wey send am ask am to do.

Guy men.... Abeg make una sorry for this guy.

Emmalez:
Police officers operating under the code name, ‘Operation STING’, shot dead two suspected armed robbers on Saturday September 7, at Rumuagholu in Obio/Akpor LGA of Rivers State.

Spokesperson of the Rivers State Police Command, DSP Nnamdi Omoni, who confirmed the incident, said the police officer while acting on a credible information trailed a Black Mazda car with Reg.no KNM 504 Rivers with four suspected armed robbers on board who were on their way for an operation.
”On sighting the Police, the robbers immediately jumped down from the car and opened fire on them and in a return fire two of them were fatally wounded, while two others escaped with life threatening gun shot wounds.

Police gun down two suspected armed robbers in Rivers State (graphic photo)

He stated further that after the encounter, the following Exhibits were recovered: One AK47 Rifle, Eighty Three (83), rounds of 7.62mm, Two Magazines, One Pump Action Gun, Four Cartridges, and Operational vehicle.

Police assured that they have declared manhunt for the rest and efforts are seriously on to arrest other members of the deadly gang on the run.
"The Public and indeed residents of Rumuagholu and Rumuokoro are enjoined to increase their security consciousness and report any person or persons with gun shot wounds to the nearest Police Station via the following security numbers: 08032003514, 08098880134,08182157778"

Omoni assured that the Command will spear no efforts in dealing decisively with all criminal elements in the State, especially in these EMBER MONTHS,( between September-December) and solicited cooperation in this in nabbing criminals in the state.

Photo credit: Allwell Ene, Media Assistant to SA to the Governor on SDGs


SOURCE
https://www.reportnaija.ng/2019/09/police-gun-down-two-suspected-armed.html

Before your thief,beg .
Before you beg,work
Even Na block industry,work.

U never can tell,it Na the block industry you go meet your helper or your connection.

Bullet die no be way...the burning first no be here,then Imagine the regrets and pains.

Looting has just begun again in Johannesburg CBD after Mangosuthu’s address - chief of the Zulus

This acts seriously saddenes me☹️☹️☹️

Delightikechi:
Source: http://news.met.police.uk/news/man-jailed-for-attacking-woman-with-intent-to-rape-her-in-east-london-380609

With 2 million ladies on tinder @ ur location. Wey be say,Na dem Dey rush us...

puredigital:
Nigerians never take it easy with MTN Nigeria as they storm their official Facebook page with aggressive comments. See photos below!

Look CEo MTN Naija Name Na so we dumb reach ?

drips8:
I won't be surprised if one man could actually buy all ten

That MACLAREN P1 LM tho

If a man like that,do exist .... Sultan of Brunei �� = might be our guy !

I get 20 carats for 50,000k and the gold for like 3K...... hmmmmmm

There is money in Africa. We just need to get it started !!!

LastSurvivor11:
I never had toilet issue myself and non of the people I know did.
I only see it in the news, but by the way how could you even start comparing a country that has 24/7 power supply with Nigeria in the first place.

Boss remember,I said if Na development na dem. Country wey u as black no fit walk free with Indian babes?
Here indan man dey walk freely with our babes.....

LastSurvivor11:
If Nigeria of 200million people can overtake India of over a billion people in world poverty headquarter then there is no hope for Nigeria..

I spent 18 months in India for ICT Training and believe me that’s the best decision I have made all my life..
Quick recovery sir..

Bros check am well oh.... dem develop wella,but in time of poverty. We are better. Even house for slum in Naija get toilet.

Them get poverty in their lineage.... especially the blacks for that end.

MrWTF:
Nigerians and Finding faults. You got his message, so Wtf should he go for tutorials?


You that has gone to school, wetin you gain?

Who English help ??


When you enter street,all birds go choose their favorite food.

Hot18:
Shame on u too. Did I paint her black? You can't read it properly?

Haaaaaa Madam. No No No No No No......

Do you expect everyone to see things the way you see it? Hell NO.

Surulere !!!

You don’t even know,if Mama is here online reading your storyline.

If your relationship is gonna be,then add patience to your love,add patience in everything you do from henceforth!

chimauga:
MY ORDEAL AT SOEKARNO-HATTA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT JAKARTA, INDONESIA

There is this derisive impression about Nigerian passport holders in most of the International Airports in different parts of the world, especially in Indonesia. The Immigration officers molest, exploit and forcibly take huge amount of bribes from Nigerians and threaten deportation if one refuses to give in. This happens even when one has not committed any offence. They show no respect to one’s Status so far you are carrying Nigerian passport.

On the 17th June 2019, I was once again greeted with harassment by Indonesian Immigration officers. The ugly incidence spurred me to take up a fight against their intimidation of Nigerians. I know that what they are doing is a corrupt practice and we are their major victims. No matter how our country is, we do not deserve such discriminatory extortion.

So, on that day, I arrived Soekarno-Hatta International Airport Jakarta, Indonesia, in an Emirates Airline from Dubai (EK0356). On disembarking from the Aircraft, I was walking to the queue when an immigration officer halted me. He asked for my passport. As he saw a Nigerian passport, he took me to their office and handed my passport over to his colleague. I greeted the officer sitting down in the office. He ignored me. Three times I greeted so he could say what the problem was but he remained silent and kept deaf ears. So I stood waiting for him to break his silence. I was standing, waiting for what I do not know, for 30 minutes before he muttered any word. Finally, he asked of my hotel reservation, return ticket and my Visa receipt, which I presented all to him.

The next question was, "do you want to go into the country?"

I said "yes".

He replied, "Calculate the fare of a one-way ticket from Jakarta to Abuja and give it to me to permit you entry".

I pretended as if I didn't understand what he was saying. The next thing he did was to google the cost of a one-way ticket with his mobile phone and showed it to me that it was $1,200usd (N432,000). I kept silent, trying to make a sense out of his embarrassing demand. But he didn’t stop there. He threatened to deport me by making copies of my travel documents.

At this point, I remembered my sad experience on the 9th October 2018 on this same Airport for refusing to bribe an Immigration officer with $200usd which nearly lead to my deportation. On that fateful day, they had already handed me over to the security and airline staff, reconfirmed my return ticket, checked in my luggage for eventual deportation. Had it not been I was able to place a call to my visa sponsor who intervened immediately by calling the airport Immigration boss and pleaded on my behalf, I would have been deported for no reason and would have lost huge sum and time. To the glory of God, the deportation was reversed. Meanwhile, this is a country I have been traveling to for 12 years without any infraction of their laws in whatever way. I never overstayed my visit, never broke any law, never even accused of any offense. My only offense was carrying Nigerian passport.

With that bad experience, which I was not ready to have a repeat of, I decided to be soft to this one demanding I should bribe him with $1,200usd. He later came down to $500 (N180,000) after a prolonged pleading. I immediately gave him the money but copied his name and saved it in my phone.

On the 21st June 2019, I prepared petitions which I addressed to the following parastatals:
1. Kedutaan Besar Republik Federsi Nigeria (Ambassador, Embassy of Federal Republic of Nigeria)
2. Direktorat Jendral Imigrasi (Comptroller of Immigration)
3. Direktorat Saber Pungli (Anti-Financial Fraud)
4. Pengaddan Dugaan Pidana Korups (Anti-Corruption).

First, I visited the Nigerian Embassy, met with the Ambassador and handed over my petition to him. He summoned an emergency meeting with all the Embassy's senior staff. He appeared very impressive. He commended my courage and promised to follow it up.

I stepped out of the Embassy and moved to Indonesian Immigration headquarters. On my arrival at the Immigration, it was difficult to gain access to meet with the overall Boss, the Jendral (comptroller), but when I claimed to be a Nigerian diplomat, they let me in. They ran security checks on me, gave me a form to fill my purpose of visit. I filled "High Rate of Bribery and Corruption Scandal Going on at Soekarno-Hatta International Airport, Jakarta". This form must have caught the attention of the Immigration boss as he didn't hesitate to request for me.

I gave him my petition. He read but couldn't believe that such was going on in their Airport. I provided the name of the Staff, which I copied into my phone. He typed the name in an application in his Laptop and it displayed the photo image of the Immigration officer. I confirmed the picture was that of the man who collected bribe of $500usd from me. He thanked me for coming up with such information, which he said no one had ever brought to his desk. He made a promise that he would investigate the report and invite me for an update within 48 hours.

In less than 24 hours of my report, I was invited by the Immigration boss. Upon my arrival to his office, I was given a VIP treat. The Jendral, that is the Immigration boss, started with an apology on behalf of the entire Immigration and Indonesian government. He went further to tell me that the officer who extorted money from me accepted he did it, and implicated four other senior “intelligent” officers who were involved in the indecent act. He narrated that the five senior officers had been dismissed immediately, that their dismissal letter would be given to them at the end of our meeting.

A sealed envelope was handed over to me. Inside the envelope were an apology letter and a sum of $1,600usd. The Jendral did not know that the money enclosed in the envelope was above the amount they collected from me. He was so amazed when I told him the money was in excess of my money. He decided to confirm it himself and discovered that the corrupt officers at the Airport enclosed all the money they forcibly collected from Nigerians on board the Emirates Airline that conveyed me to Jakarta that day.

That was how I salvaged other Nigerians who arrived the Airport from that moment onwards. I was told Nigerian passport holders are now being attended to with full respect at the point of entry. The era of $500 to $1,000 bribe for nothing has been defeated.

Funny enough, the Nigerian Ambassador to Indonesia, who I first reported this case to, did absolutely nothing about it. He once told the Consular General, Emabassy of Nigeria, Indonesia, to inform me that they were still trying to get an appointment with the Minister of Foreign Affairs in Indonesia. Two months gone and they are still booking appointments. If I had waited for them, my money would have gone and our citizens visiting Indonesia for businesses would still be suffering intimidation and extortion. This is why nobody cared to report this crime to our Embassy because they all know that the report will be swept under the carpet.

In the photos are the petitions (with different addresses), Immigration form (Purpose of visit) and Immigration Letter of refund.

Respect boss,am so impressed that our Nairaland’s
Don start to use their education in a more positive way than e fighting.

That Game for Jakarta don tey,the day them attack me,I was traveling with my family. Dem start with Indians and Bangladesh guys,then move to Afro’s.

With more than 20 or more guys inside that small room. Na so I call the boss say make we talk for me and my family privately. He came and start with 4,000$ for you all,lol Na so I bring street .

I tell am say,me I no Dey pay anything but I don’t want to say that in the presence of those your clients. Him come check our Pali,see say Na,Ajala travel Family. Say make we go,but on one condition,don’t talk to those Africans inside.

I saved my family from paying,but you saved yourself and everyone else.

Kudos for a good job! You are the boss.

1shortblackboy:
Make boys no go Jack bobrisky from Lagos carry go PH go give wike o.

You must be a very wickedst person � if I hear bobrisky missing Na Uuuu ohhhh.

CBN-UBA-GTB, u Na wire the money to 1shortblackboy and my account

This is what happens..... Bleep her well.

Then when you are a landlord and you travel out often,you will get a tenant from the north with big rod and your wife will fall in-love with him.

So please tell me,how happy are you gonna feel?

Happy right ?

Stanchem029:
Since morning and you have data to post here on naira land?

Boss you look that him moniker wellla?
Ojoro

dotman4real007:
All these bikemen forming James bond overtaking carelessly usually are the cause of all these avoidable accidents, RIP to the passenger. Oga bikeman it's between you and baba God now

RIP to the passenger and bike man .
Sometimes we just need a little patience. Some trailer drivers,will leave home with anger ....

So you can imagine how they see Okada riders.

Imagine the kids and widow,they leave behind. If papa Dey ride Okada,wetting wife and piking Dey go 2ru?

Cry �

grayht:
Menstral menopause!

Dem no Dey call,Devil him name face to face oh.

MrBrownJay1:
It's not that difficult actually...you just need to live/eat/drink/party etc well away from Geneva. That's why I said the French side is the best option for living... and you can just catch a bus to school in Geneva.



Is Singapore more expensive than Hong Kong or Tokyo? I rate HK as the most useless expensive city in the world... at least Geneva/Tokyo looks nice etc. But HK?!?!?!?!?! Just rental.price will have you get headache from day one.

Baba ... Singapore cost die.
More than Tokyo and HK.

DanDeeBoss:
You've answered the question by yourself

Gbefun Ogami Sir.
Awon eyan FBI

MrBrownJay1:
Yeah the city is just too expensive for my liking..... I guess, it is due to all the top international institutions located there.

Singapore Brother... 2 locations you MuSt not go to,without 10,000$-€-£-

For real igbadun.

ruggedtimi:
And you saw the headless body dropping off from the car?..How can you tell is a male or female

Boss, leave this people.
They no go kill us with their hoaxes.

kittykollinxx:
I still don't understand why men pay so much 4 pvssy

Because,Kpekus makes the world go round!

Davash222:
Lol. You don old for the game oo.

Bros Na for fun ... ohhhhh

Davash222:
I’m just getting to know that taking towel in hotel room is Stealing. I have over 5 towels from different hotels . I thought it’s ‘Take as you go’.

Na who dem catch be thief.

Baba you still Dey learn..lol

Some guys get 1 towel from each hotel Dey stay @. So imagine how much trophies Dey got ? Lol

All those 5***** no get chance to check,if you are paying 500$ per night,how
Much is their towels ?

Lastly,Na room service guys ladies get the highest level of safe supplies.

Roll them 50$ and see them telling you all about buying weed,to kpekus wey fresh !! Lol �

nwamabo247:
thanks and amen my no.09027837654.location beside okpokume junction ugwueme awgu enugu state

Any nairaland king or Queen around this guy location that can help verify his claims ?

nwamabo247:
PLEASE my name is celestine nwankwo 28YRS OLD from awgu L.G.A. enugu stat For almost 12yrs now i have been down with spinal cord injure.no source of income i hav been living on family support especially my ageing mother who has been nursing me at home for all this while. but right now things are very very difficut for me and my mother who is also diabetic expecially feeding and title medications.please i need your help in any way posible no matter how small it will make a diffrence and i am also looking for a charity goverment or N G O rehabilitation home for the disable. thank and GOD BLESS.

Leave a telephone number or WhatsApp and also your location. There is gonna be verifications.

... since Mummy is alive,you have a long way to go.
The good lord will bring smile on your face soon.