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^So i'll take it to be that you have a soft side that borders on your very hard side.At least i've had a dose of your hard side it didn't hurt seeing something cool related(bobby valentino)
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Okay,I'm taking a cue from your valentino song,I'm going to sloooooow down.
Happy new year once again

@poster
That's a nice duet.Bread meets Butter

so what are you saying in essence because to me it still boils down to the same thing,you want to buy a plot of land but you have to survey first,true.but you can't do any meaningful survey without actually spending some time on the land.
That's why i'm asking for your addy so that you can,as you so boldy put it.survey

Adauche:
I need to test the car before i buy it cos i just can't buy the car, what if it's faulty? Do you catch my drift?

You can't test the car if you don't enter into it, The door is open

Adauche:
It's up to you; i'll leave everything for you to decide.

So what's your Yahoo messenger addy?

Adauche:
What type of filling are you?

Do you want to continue this refresh-page chit chat or do you want to take it somewhere more Indoors"

If you have me for breakfast you might end up missingyour lunch and dinner for a week because I can be quite FILLING.

Adauche:
Why? Do you want to take my breath away? Are you up for the challenge, because it will be a mission, since i'm a tough cookie as you know by now.

Cookies melt in milk don't they?.So the challenge would be for you trying so hard not to melt in the milk which i just happen to have alot of.

You are playing smart
So you asked if i 'm asking?, okay i'm asking,Are you going to give your heart some air this year?

Hellloooo, asking? as in asking? Is it the kind of asking I think you are referring to

Would you make a resolution to fall in love with a guy this year?

Adauche:
Same ol' same ol'. You know the score now.

But I have some new suggestions, you wanna hear them?

Yea enjoying myself in my own little way, any new year resolutions?

Adauche:
Just like something your father would understand. You see, your too childish to understand.

Happy New Year

johndoe200:
Man this is a classic.  


What is degrading about this? Are you better or of more use than a phone?  

Ouch!!.that's a bit too hard,sure going to hurt

johndoe200:
Man this is a classic.


What is degrading about this? Are you better or of more use than a phone?

Ouch!!.that's got to hurt

Bigger fish like?,

^Dont hurt yourself

Adauche:
You think you know it all don't you? I hope you are not married or have a family becuase i don't think no one can stand you. Please just go back to where you came from and stay there because frankly, you BORE me. So please stop talking to me as you are worthless and i actually don't care about what you say whether you like it or not. & Don't reply to this because everything you say is meaningless and pointless.

Nothing I say can even have any meaning to you because you don't have the capacity to assimilate sense and meanings and this defect is not your fault, its a cerebral hardware malfunction.The only reason you know that food goes in through the mouth is because it's in your user's manual, user's guide.

So please save yourself the headache of making sense out of everything i've said here because most of them are platinum stuff and you dont do platinum,you do wood shavings.And to answer your question i'm nt married and unfortunately for you I JUST HAPPEN TO KNOW A LOT OF STUFF

Ignorant? about what?, You've been gabbing about Fan this,Fan that,it wouldn't be surprising to know that you have accounts in all social networking sites because all I see is someone in dire need of attention.I'm a very free handed person generally so i'm just giving you the attention you crave for,that's why i'm replying,then again this is one of the times in the day that one gets to see free flowing record breaking display of stupidity as you've so kindly exhibited,unfortunately there are no spectators to hail this achievement of yours

Adauche:
Are you still on your period? Time of the month eh'? I think it's time for you to change and take some Paracetamol and get a hot water bottle. Cool down all that pain. & Please respect your elders when they're giving you advice or didn't your parents teach you manners? Anyways, it shows.

paracetamol?hot water bottle?, Is that how normal ladies ease their menstraul pain.pls any lady in the house to help out?

adamse:
@adauche,@1one. seriously, u guys should stop this already.
but true, u guys are making me laugh hard!
 
d truth is, not all Nigerian guys are jerks, like the poster said "SOME" some can be soo gentlemanly and you wonder," do guys like this still exist" at the same time others can be ''poo' you wonder the possibility of them being animals'.

Are you minding that future cautionary measure,she got me spitting dirt when she put the mother factor in the picture,I'm actually doing her a favour,she just registered yesterday and she already has 17 posts, most of which are seasoned with shit.

Everbody has a right to their opinion.True.but some of these opinions are colossally wrong, Because the grounds from which these opinions are grown from are infected.How can she say all men are bastards,I was just using my reply to fulfill my social responsibilty by correcting a very faulty and erroneous idea that someone has had all her life.SHE SHOULD THANK ME FOR EVEN SPARING THE TIME.

Adauche:
I totally agree Busta! But it's not my fault that SOME PEOPLE cannot have the decency to accept that people have different views on certain topics and just can't handle it. So, it's up to me to fight for what i want to say and put some sense into them. Don't you agree??

@Whoever you think you are (my new number 1 fan)
You must enjoy reading me talk to you. Does it remind you of when your mother used to sing you a lullaby? Do i amuse you? Aweee,  poor thing. Dear Dear, all shall be well now. Why don't you just go to bed and rest your pretty (ermm,  maybe not so pretty) little head and go to sleep while the big adults play this game.

@Adamse, glad to hear that this unfortuante mishap is amusing you. I'm the kind of person that supports women's rights and won't tolerate any man to criticise or belittle us women because it's a WOMAN'S World now. No more Men. Bye Bye.

It's a good thing to know that despite your generously flawed personality,you still take advice seriously,I see you actually did the head hitting.I'm sure you hit your head on the wall more than 3times because there's actually a reasonable flow in what you wrote.
You want me to go to bed because your curfew is about to set in and you can't have a peaceful sleep knowing that you didn't have the last say.But as it is some of us are not bound by curfews or Time or by a Parent's voice shouting 'Ada go and sleep now before I smack you'

By the way the only thing your voice would ever remind me of(not hoping to hear it though) is a Grinding machine pounding gravel and corn.

Adauche:
Do you know what @fool of the century, talking to you is a waste of time and energy. You know what they say, 'Silence is the best answer to a fool' & guess what!? You are one so congratulations. I thereby present to you your throne of foolish malicious arrogant swine of the year; Critically acclaimed. Hope you enjoy all that has to offer of being the most idiotic illiterate species there is on planet Earth and beyond and your still regenerating.
Wow, there really is no hope for you is there?

Lmao!, You are trying so hard but it's not flowing,Try hitting your head on the wall.emmm.maybe 3times,the words in your head might just allign properly and come out with ease.

@sameold same old
If nt that your schooling both primary and secondary(I think that's as far as you got) is a product of one of those faulty community development programms you would have actually been more conversant with some of the everyday words I used here, O! Did i say 'conversant'.I'm so sorry it's such a big dictionary word isn't it?
I forgot your brain works at a processing speed of 2 words per 12hours.
You must be so impressed with yourself.YOU ARE USING A COMPUTER

@U knw urself.
Ofcourse you are not in distress, You are just plain sick,non compos mentis.To say you are in distress would be being unfair and doing grave injustice to your actual pitiable and 'almost'(stand to be corrected) beyond recovery demented state but since i'm all about being fair i'll just give you the credit you deserve,You would wish you smelt like my mum but even bankphb's scrabble advert would readily agree that it's IMPOSSIBLE for you to achieve that all time high.If you smelt half as good as my mum's feet smelt, at least you would have been able to attract dooshe bags or asseholes or even maybe mini jerks but you go all out in attracting Bastards, woww, you must really stink to the stars,I'm sure your smell beats even the smell of the next generation yet to be fertilized,genetically engineered Skunk.Go and Treat yourself.I prescribe Bastardicides.I have not scarred or bruised the image or personality of any member of your family because I do have respect for family.But the particular parent choice you attacked gives off so much about how mentally disturbed you are.
Pls be in church for 31st night crossover.You can't enter the new year like this.

@adauche
I can imagine how noisy it gets inside you everytime you walk around with the sound of your shattered heart, each piece brushing against each other,It's unfortunate that you've nt met any man worth your time on this side of existence,who knows maybe your perfume has a way of attracting BASTARDS!
CHANGE YOUR SMELL

@Nnamdi D i feel your pain especially when you are not given a condition for return or a period of free trial, well you would have to keep managing your "china phones" like that luckily they have low shelf life so they can be changed easily but next time when shopping you can borrow a friend's E63/N97 so that you can compare it with the one you are about to buy, Then try shopping in places like AJAH,Lekki,VGC,BANANA ISLAND etc.it reduces your chances of getting a china phone.

NnamdiN:
She has to be nokia, very strong and reliable. Sadly, all my girlfriends are china phones

lol. But you are the one doing the shopping,so it's your fault that you are having "china phones" relating girl friends, china phones are really cheap so you have to be more friendly with your bank before you can get N series,E series or X series kind of girls.

googles:
hey wassup? 

you've not replied anyone of my offline messages, not even one.sho' da?

Carolece:
There's no advice you can give to a man not to be A holes. Its who they are, thats what they will be until they die. Every one of them.

It's obvious that your life has been plaqued with too many unfortunate sour relationships and somwhere deep down inside you,in some liitle corner that only you have access to,you are praying that some knight in a shiny armour would come and change this rather unfortunate conclusion you've summed up about men,but as long as you hold on to this way of thinking YOU WOULD ALWAYS END UP MEETING GUYS THAT BATH IN ASSE HOLE WATER.Not all guys are asseholes,I'm not one and I know there many others outside there.JUST.BELIVE!

or maybe i'll just wear holy dark shades, see no evil