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KiNg0G:
not possible, it's my house

If you don't work, how are you able to maintain that house?

Maryjane001:
That was how I met a guy. We only knew each other in less than a week. He chatted me up one midnight requesting to come sleep over at my place because his friends locked him out mistakenly. And all their lines are not going through.
I told oga that it was very late and I didn't know him so well.

The guy was just saying "aren't we friends?" shit. Trying to guilt-trip me to change my mind.
I told him that we aren't friends o . That I can't be friends with someone I just met less than a week and know nothing about him. Infact, that I don't know him and can't vouch for him. Furthermore, I m a lady and I stay alone. And that Nigeria is not safe to trust anyone this far.

Oga got angry and was yarning shit. I told him to find a safe corner by his street and sleep, that it's almost morning. I went offline and sent him a text message by 9am the following morning if he was ok. He never replied and I don't fucking care

The bottom line is maybe this guy was just looking for free accomodation. It happens very well in Lagos. You start seeing someone, before you know it, they start complaining of accomodation issues. You help them and it becomes wahala for them to move out later on.

Ooh I love this, you're smart sis

Chop am

If you live alone? Just forget it, you'll be targeted.

JWtriplex:
Seriously

In all that you do, remember to pray unceasingly.

When people see that you have a nice spacious house, all of a sudden they're homeless...

when someone asks you for help, you should think..."

do I want to" instead of : "do I have to"?

Good morning, why are you gay?

We have amankwa, amalankwa and then America.

Which of the America are you?

Blessedofchrist:
witch

I'm not a witch for criticising a MAN.

You pastors are not God, you are a MAN.

You Charlatan!

Indeed. White babies are born bald headed, but why does their hair growth overtake black people's

Fahdiga:
Something that every lady is begging to taste. You don't know what you are missing

May God save women from you man-whores spreading diseases.

Women just need to go their own way (SYSBW)

Fahdiga:
Really? Tell me another joke pls

You have saggy hairy balls.

EmiDon11:
is it impossible?

Highly

Yureyes:
We don’t need a unifying language. Can you put in the work required to come up with a unifying language? Are you ready to invest what is required to come up with a unifying language?

Colonization is the only way to do that and the era of colonization is long gone. Why do you think Brazil speak Portuguese, US speaks English, Canada’s official language is English and French? The American continents had indigenous people long before colonization and they have their local languages. But today these countries either speak English, French or Portuguese depending on their colonizers. It’s not peculiar to Africa.

It’s okay to have several official languages, many countries have multiple official languages. I think India has 22 or so. The fact is official language is just for the government. It’s designated by the government. It doesn’t mean it’s the people’s language. Thing is, if the government makes 3 Nigerian languages “official” language, they should be able to make 525 more languages official. Classifying them as “major” languages based on the population of speakers in the country is manageable. That’s the only reason you can explain to me why someone’s language is major and mine is minor.
How will you want to have a unifying local language when we are diverse people. If ya’ll will adopt Edoid languages as the unifying language, I have no problem with that sha.

Did you read what I just said?

South Africans did it.

They have their local languages as their official languages.

They are diverse too.

Yureyes:
Lol. How does making English language an official language mean you are worshiping other people?

An official language is a language for the government, not necessarily the people.

English, Arabic, Spanish, French and German are all official languages because they are widely spoken at international level. Do you want to be speaking “wazobia” at the international stage? Or you want your government to address you in Yoruba today, Igbo tomorrow and Hausa the next?

Countries that do not use official languages have a de facto national language.

UK and America are native English speakers. They don’t need to make it their official language, it’s their de facto language.

We have over 525 languages in this country and you are comparing it with countries where majority of their citizens speak one language. Or do you want us all to be speaking your language?

The fact that Nigeria has so many languages and hasn't been able to come up with a unifying language is a source of shame and shows how there's discord

There was a time the entirety of Europe spoke Latin, although it came about by colonisation but speaking a common language is what they developed within themselves and served to unify them

Africa and Nigeria hasn't been able to develop any unifying language of the sort and the common language is instead European ones.

At least south Africa is doing us proud in that aspect, multiple local languages are their official languages.

And you do know that Europe used to have multiple tribes too right? Most tribes in Europe interbreed with each other for the sake of nationalism and it worked.

wolesmile:
Do you even know the meaning of lease in real estate?

If you have the opportunity of buying land in one of these estates, the deed of assignment you'll sign will bear lease (just like he showed you all ignorant online trolls) for 99 years, mostly. That's what I have on my document too, with the C of O. 99 years. Am I praying to live another 99 years on a property I bought at 40+?

Go and ask Adenuga, as big as he is, what the agreement on VGC is. Go ask all the big wigs in Parkview estate, Ikoyi. These are places where the price of ordinary land competes with state allocation. Go to Agbara estate. One of the cheapest. Property there starts from ₦30M. The document you'll sign is a lease for 99 years, together with the C of O.
Get yourself acquainted with property law.

Deed of lease means what?

It's not the first time bobrisky has been caught capping.

He once uploaded a pic of a car key and it turned out to be a generator key.

I'm now supposed to believe deed of lease means something else

EmiDon11:
she will convert to christain, but will still wear hijab for me.i love to see my girl in hijab

Convert to Christianity? Lol

EmiDon11:
it doesn't mean.,
I can still take her to south side and make her forget about north.

And her religion?

Juoflife1:
In Nigeria we care for people till they pass on. Over there, it's just you and the birds. Or they take them to care homes. Home is home.. family and community is bae.

You didn't see the boy abandoned by his relatives for being a witch?

Where were the caring locals?

That shit can never fly in the West, immediate arrests will be made.

Because they want the princess treatment old people in Nigeria get, maids at their beck and call.

You can't get that in the west unless you're upper-middle class.

Your contraception didn't fail. You either didn't use it at all or used it incorrectly.



And why continue to pop out babies for a man that cheats on you?

If his cheating was such an issue for you, you wouldn't give him sexual access to your body.

You and him ain't shit, if this story is true.

Fahdiga:
No amount of vibrator can replace the glorious gbola. Women doesn't value what we offer them

We can do without the saggy hairy balls.

Ilamina:
Ghana is bordered by Ivory coast, Togo and Burkina Faso

Has that made Ghana adopt french

Well they should also consider it to make relations between us closer.

They may allow you to smash,but never to marry because you're not a Muslim.

Well it kind of makes sense if Nigeria adopts French. Its surrounded by French speaking countries.

midehi2:
Just the way your reckless mother is

She learnt from your mother.

PROPHETmichael:
The last time I checked, everything about you is fake; from your hair to your toe nails.

Lol, Holy spirit told you that?

Blessedofchrist:
point of correction fake pastors and not pastors

Pastors!!

PROPHETmichael:
We hate you too

Are you pained?


Fake pastor like you. Yeye.

midehi2:
I know blame them sha, with what just happened to us, how can a mother sell his first son in coven and finish him up, see confessions from her and her suffering now, it is well oo, things dey happen for Benin ooo

It takes a witch to know a witch.

This is gonna be a tear jerker

Your relationship with your GF is weird