₦airaland Forum

sotall:
Newcastle na mumu team...

Man City will beat Leicester


You will never win anything


After bottling a seven point lead...it's now you are doing gra gra....

God bless you bro people forget this shitty club had a 7 point lead ! And chose to start drawing/loosing the matches (complacency)

City on the other hand kept winning .

I hope Liverpool does end up winning BUT I won’t lose sleep if man city wins they’ve been phenomenal in ALL competitions this season

sparog:
Let them sha maintain the buses well

Exactly maintenance is the koko

tessytessy:
OP,

Thanks for sharing your problems here. You are human at most. However, the problem is that, you are hooked on that sex like opium. Two things will happen; its either you tell your husband or you tell a close friend who will ensure this ends. Trust me it will not end with a transfer, it will not end with blocking him. The problem is, if your husband gets to find out, your life will be messed up, your kids life will be messed up. Your parents will never respect you again.

Its better to hit a night stand with a stranger (if the thing dey hold you badly) than to be in a relationship with a colleugue.

I saw this happen to a couple, whose wife was hooked up to her EX. The discovery shattered that home for good. The woman lost her job, husband lost his job. Kids had to withdraw from the high brow school. Once those kids discover why their lives became messed up they will never , ever forgive you.

Forget about that guy and face your husband. You will be amazed that your husband can even toss your body upandown but he feels you are too holy for that sh*t. Madam, just talk tour husband. Adultery never ends well. You might even get pregnant,

What you stated up there made No sense.

Just left Wikipedia ... had to know more about the country

According to Wikipedia over 70% of the population are budhist and 12% hindu ,9.7% Muslim and 7+ Christians.


Apologies to the Muslims here on NL but ISLAM IS A VERY VIOLENT RELIGION!!! Haba not even a majority yet see bombing of another minority?!!?

Look at India same thing Muslims causing problems now that they’re close in number to hindu

Messed up religion

Isoduwa:
Black Ass Nor dey Benin again


Under one week SEC dropped 15 black Ass

SEC dey vex sha 15 under one week

Finally the scores end for

SEC....25
BlackAss...4

Lol not my Benin bros

SarkinYarki:
No you shut up !!!!They will not remit anything back , you charged them over 500 million dollars for licence and didn't provide a single infrastructure for them so much the have to use generator and build their own microwave backbone yet they still pay tax to your useless govt and do CSR and you don't want them to recoup their money ... Do you know it was South African banks that funded most of MTNs expansion ?

MTN has been a big blessing to me and my family, they have done more for me than any Nigerian Govt or Nigerian has !!!

bros who charged them $500,000,000(FIVE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS) for license and where did they see the money to pay
Thank you

Zenithsblog:
Below is a trending video of a Nigerian man feeding his dog with weed.

The man who displayed animal cruelty in another level, got blasted by internet users for doing such a thing to the poor dog, forgetting its implications.

The dog after taking the intoxicating hallucinogenic drug, started misbehaving while the owner boldly filmed it.

Watch the video
https://zenithnaija.com/man-feeds-his-dog-with-weed-see-the-dogs-reaction-afterwards-photos/

It’s funny seeing you so called bloggers on Nairaland who just stalk Instagram for stories

Police needs to investigate this story no add up

THUNDER4real:
Mr graduate from Nigerian university...There's no-body and no institution you cannot drag to court, Just don't pray in that situation because u will do worse than court, Mr enlighter.

You’re indeed ignorant ...

Enjoy the bliss

THUNDER4real:
Involve your parents/ sponsor, you both go and see the V.C, what type of arant nonsense is that, If they still insist your out and you are sure your Cgpa is a bit okay, just get a lawyer and inform the V.C you will meet him in court..They can give you extra year not kick you out...If your mates graduate before you, in court start claiming damages...

Did you actually graduate from a University ? (Nigerian or Foreign does matter ) I’m just curious.

Anyway lemme enlighten you a bit upon admission into a university each student is given a prospectus/student handbook etc which briefly tells you details as well as rules of the school amongst other things.

If you did go to school then I’m pretty certain you never bothered to read yours... hence your post .

iammo:


My own is,: US goverment are sooo corrupt they make us look like learners. They commit all sort of corrupt practices and use grammar to deceive themselves. Everything is lobbying, lobbyists even have recognized offices. You have a pending case in court and you need a quick US visa without immigration harrasment, just pay the lobby group, and if it's goverment contract you want, there is lobby group for that.

While our own you are called thieves and yahoo boys, theirs are called redhat hackers. Yet they make *50 What a Nigerian youth can ever make on the net

They invade countries for oil and cover up with big big grammars like Biological weapons and threat to humanity



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Lols facts bro

Still we must give it to them ... they play their game(s) well

NotBeenPaid:

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The people's voices is supreme but same can't be said about Nigeria.


In unism he was ousted by his people.

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Actually you’re very unintelligent

EmekaBlue:
so boko haram with no aircraft fighter jet is a WAR to nigerian army...I wonder if they can withstand a real war against another country

Seems you need to google the term Guerilla warfare.

Also this is a War not an invasion

YungMillionaire:
For where Pele dey - CR7 is still a learner. Let him win one single world cup first, then we can even consider him.

Abeg give CR7 Argentina team make we see whether he no go win World Cup

Osagyefo98:
Even outside, edo is afraid of biafra

You’re a fool who wants to put the lives of igbos in Edo at risk

You think Edo is lag? Smh

Name a country in the world where the system is Ok

goaldynboy:
You were making sense until you started adding politics!!

Are you talking of APC that everybody know is dying and PDP rising!

Or are you talking of Oshomole the undertaker that is almost burying APC if not for incumbency power and Buhari popularity?!!

Smiles bro go check am well, I mean well we’ll even PDP chieftains will agree Oshiomole has been very solid for APC

Imagine that weak toothless Oyegun still in control as party chairman couPled with Buhari’s failure to perform well as president?

What do you get? An Easy ride to Aso rock heck PDP would not have needed Atiku.

rexwalters:
These is how we share the 1 billion Naira.

m
YHis got me ROTFL

Smh so the court should ignore the requirements of the law

Shibaraba:
Husband is weak.....
You can't mess with my nigga o
Nigga wey we don dey street all this days and we probably hustle hard together for you to have a comfortable home you come do am like that
Ill deal with her codedly

My advice for mister husband
Woman wey fit do this one to your friend no go look twice before she lace your food with poison if you do am anything

Japa fast fast.

You’re smart ... many people don’t understand

devigblegble:
Isn’t that an apartment building?

Looks like ... doubt he built it ... should be rented (but a lot of island landlords do build their houses this way so they don’t interface with their tenants. Much.

Time will tell

Love the Elantra!

meobizy:
This news no concern me.
I only came to see lazy youths whiling away time on grown men playing a game meant for six year olds.

And getting paid well to do it

Elthugnificent:
With the voters apathy in kaduna, why is the total vote from both parties 1.8m compare to the 1.5 recorded in the presidential election?

Please tell me this is a rhetorical question

elotajohn1:
Since the population of Nigerians below 40 years is above 60%, I guess it's time we demand for E-voting.

Electronic system of voting for Computer literates while the normal balloting will still be an option for those that can't do E-voting.

This approach if adopted will cub the Election Wars we are witnessing now

Actually it won’t curb the war but it’ll at least increase voter participation... cos tbh I no get power to go meet the uncertainties at Pooling booths

Choose anyone irrespective of party affiliation? Lmaoo naxo

NkayStory:
For a "banker",your thought-process is poor at best and horrid at worse..

Now i ask you,is the life of the average Nigerian complaining about the high cost of living like that of your customer who has "big jeep,is a big man 'but was very illiquid"??..

Nigerians are complaining about the high cost of living,including food and shelter,poor infrastructure,lack of available and affordable health care,substandard education and so on while incompetent APC crooks like the hypocritical buhari and his useless supporters are telling them to "live within their means"..

To make matters worse,the crooners of this nonsense are APC members like Kadaria Ahmed,Buhari,Festus Keyamo,Bashur Ahmed(spotted with a llouis Vuitton box some weeks back) e.t.c who live luxurious lives at tax-payers expense..the same people they are telling to "live within their means".

That is the problem.

so using your thought process people living in luxury have no right to tell others to live within their means well I salute your own thought process sha.

Blaizeless:
If it is true you are a banker, you are then a very useless banker in that case. Go and learn abt borrowing.

Funny how ignorant people just drop crap � and think they made any sense.

Go and read finance books

rareman:
Good big men take loan to buy cars, but what I think he is saying is that buhari should be a role model, don't tell us to live within our own means while you go taking loan for election. In the meantime your children are not the example of that frugality you preach. I its not too much for Nigerians to ask their leader to show them by living the life they want others to follow

Actually credit isn’t a bAd thing in fact almost every success story involves some credit. My POV is don’t be a waster... don’t bite more than you can. Chew I.e don’t spend what you can’t recoup

He could be spending his last dime on the kids and let’s not forget his wifey self hold bar

Now compare it with someone who has less than 5k in his account Nd no support system nor liquid assets taking loan to buy car or Gucci cos he wants to feel among? Tragic right? But they’re many out there

TheFreeOne:
You call him mad for saying the truth?

And can you furnish us with Buharis pension to ascertain if that's what he has used in training all his children abroad?

A man who claim he doesn't have money but his wife wears jewelriies worth millions of naira. And 2.5b was allegedly stolen from her by her CSO.
Was the money generated from her beauty parlour?


His son crashed a powerbike worth millions of naira.

He claimed to have 150 cows and also claimed only have about 3 houses until it later turned out he's got an estate in Abuja worth over a billion naira.

If Buhari has integrity as he's been touting what stopped him from releasing his asset declaration form?

His demonizing wealth in order to keep a leash on his almajiri followers is fraudulent and evil.

Dude I’m a banker, I have a customer whose two kids are presently schooling in the UK �� ...

Dude recently needed a loan of N400,000 I repeat N400,000. Big man big Jeep but he was very illiquid due to some new businesses he recently invested in ...

No Dey use full eye look these big men shebi even the Ben Bruce AMCON came for him? Big men take loans to buy cars so what’s Ben Bruce talking about

emeijeh:
Reactors everywhere.

We will soon go nuclear

This punchline ls underrated

Iyajison:
The earlier APC realise that they are made up of aggrieved PDP members, the better....

Haven’t you noticed since Oshiomhole came in they’ve been weeding them out small small?

Wasky101:
How do you propose that atiku will win. For me Buhari will win NE and NW with wide margins, atiku will win. SS and SE with wide margins, SW would be won by buhari with very narrow margins, NC is a split, now the difference is the margin with which both will win their strongholds. The question is will SS and SE give atiku 5m votes?
NB it's just my own calculations ooo, would look forward to reading from you if it's devoid of insults

I’m not like these ignorant majority on NL I prefer discourse with sane minds .

My point is IF and only IF Atiku wins does Saraki still have a chance of making a comeback .

Basically I’m saying IF ATIKU somehow manages to win ... Saraki will bounce back in Kwara politics within 1 maximum 2 years because Kwara doesn’t have the same revenue streams Rivers does PDP is only still alive because APC hasn’t been able to capture the ss states you get? Ss states got plenty cash ... they’re the ones bankrolling PDP at present