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for wia.
all tstv nos i called
told me d level aint coming out till next year.
if u c d way i turbo go dstv office go renew my sub.
abegi
tstv na scam.
jus like how ntel dey hype themselves
who talk of ntel 4g again.
anytbing naija made na scam

swagifted:
tstv sub?

for xmas time.
bubu nor kuku be christian.
so na till God knows wen he would reason dia matter.
for now..na how to win 2019 elections be the matter.
when will nollywood start producing hollywood action packed like kind of movies.
enough of this one mansion movies
where u only see a gateman and the movie shoot wont exceed the compound.
so fucking annoying.
or prince and princess useless movies.
even the so called ew gen movies in naija.
all those dem kind of jenifar movies are boring.
our sit coms more stupid.
look at do good,hustle johnsons family.
they all have ran out of ideas and so stupid.
d most annoying abt the series hustle.
so they cannot rent a real hostel.
the shoot and everu does not exceed the compound
and one useless bar..look at the room acid and dsh oda black guy claim to sleep in.
look at the bed.
single matress.
naija backwaerd in every.
we cant even produce standard movies relating to our situation.
such a shame.

wen evans was caught.
they all rushed and produced a 1day movie.
such a shame.
i was watching one Yoruba movie.they were all dressed in night wear and the clock was adjusted to 10pm..only for d guy to vex him wife.vex comot room.
as he opened yhe door.
lo and behold
the window was as bright as 5pm.
wtf

dec don reach.
avoid banks.
if u wan collect money.
go atm early morning..7am things ..and do not waste time.time yourself..max 5mins.
anything after that.
u r at risk.
if u r in warri.
men i no sabi wetin me wan talk...but at owners risk..

i jus do my sub
tstv neva ready
abegi
dstv for eva

swagifted:
abeg you sabi any person wey don de use tstv personally?

its civilization.
i wont do much
buh ppl would definitely know i have touched.
as long as its legit.
its your life and your money.
u can do as u wish bro
dress as u like
wear jewelry.
haters go burn in hell

she don dey fuc

so many ways to stay up alive.
i ser myself as a soaked body of p.m.s
qvoiding to ignite.
must u attend party after graj
must u travel same day u pass out of nysc
must u flaunt cheap material posessions online.
mist u shout in an open bar
must u keep dreadlocks
must u go out at nite
i mean so many ways to stay alive.

whoelse noticed.
looks like an allienware logo
at the back of the cracked iphone.
look closely.
it resembles this.

who geh accident jus by looking at her face
def dah person don take s.k

come naija see pretty biches wit massive ukwu
plane sef nor crash
abegi
dah one na talk.

men i dont kno wat d fuc 2say

buh did i jus hear u say gold deposit in osin state is worth 5billion dolls.
men neumar go be my gate man.
mauweather go be my car wash and shoe shinner.
rick ross my mechanic and rewire and all in one
5billion dollars
fuc we are so rich.
we must find it
by fire
bai force
onwa december

500

where can i see honda crv tigerface chrome grill buy for lag
it fits 07 to 10 crv.
and how much

God y u nor gimme dis one as maye

op can lie.
stones and missiles
af never seen where the throw missiles o.
na banger
even if dem launch missiles
and d likes like rpg's
u hardly find survivors
nor be only missiles
na dynamites and hand grenades
abegi

i wan buy am b next week wed
i just hope they dnt mess up.
my question is
since its not portable.
na only wen light dey
u go fit use d wifi.
damn

swagifted:
abeg you sabi any person wey don de use tstv personally?

fotgetti
this os 05
we r in 2017
i price am clean title 1.6 last 1.5
u be thief
u wan sell 05 for 07 camry price.
thief

Readonee35L:
People like you Na him they buy scrap.
How will you buy tokunbo 2005 camry for 1.4

Shipping and trucking is about 400k depends on location.
To clear this car will be around 400
That remains 600k which is equivalent to about $1634
Where will you see a 2005 camry for that amount . Even a salvage one will have about 250k miles with tired parts.


The importer never even add him own Gain.
Fear God

spectranet 40gig
12500

but now that tstv is here
by next week sun
latest
i don buy am
use dia wifi 20gig things

seun egbegbe wont like this
davido would soon upload his
cheap shiit.
tonto dike and the likes will soon flaunt theirs
i use samsung s8plus
nothing special about these phones men.
even whites dey craise to buy am

very soon zamsung will do s9 or S10
abegi

afonja and dia Yoruba english
can yil cil it
can yil cil it.
i jus went to d bush to smoke weed with my guys.
u go loose guard
wtf
see d dirty ass cheap ass guest aous cum hotel shiit.
wtf
d last time i was in a 25k hotel a night.
y d fuc wil i enter bush.
i deh find treasure
abi u wan go blend for confra.
i kush in toilet
wtf

dirty ass cheap ass shortime room
abegi.
go smoke weed again inside forest this time
so your head go correct

nawa o.
see falling hand.
d way opo dem take dey disarm guys yhese november ehn
i hail.

afonja can shout for peanuts
no wonder agbero fit kill if u dash am small tin like 1k.
he go clear road for u.
afonja and agbero

cheap shitt

almost 8kilos.
where the plug

npf...easy.
parade yahoo guys
thieves
kidnappers
ritualists
rapists
then later d suspects escape from detention.

nigerian army.
they are always super mad
no power ar all.
remove the gun from them and do one on one..they are weak.
they like to draw crowd while beating innocent civilians.
when sent to sambisa forest.
they resign from army and start robbing.

both are robbers and useless

if. a police sef
i for say no level.
but army
o bobs
e don be.
all check point soldiers for don see your pix .
wen dem nab u
dem go say make u go cut grass of 5plots
do 700 press ups
den collect unlimited beating

i starved lasr night.
cooked beans previously
kept in fridge
by the time i wama eat at night
saw lil cockroaches inside them.
yuck.
i vex fry 2fish drink garri

menwongo:
I still don't understand how Nigeria
cockroaches survive inside microwave, Gas
cooker Oven e.t.c
You will be warming food and you will see them
walking inside like Shedrack, Meshack and
Abednego. Does it mean they also serve a
mighty God?

u go old

u be thief
car wey be 1.4m toks.
u go old

most r ritualists usin ogume for yahoo
and drug barons
money laundering

abegi

naso o.
so u go fuk am at list 20times
b4 u gv anoda 2k. na lyk a months time
quote author=Reeberry post=62032495]Give her 4k for transport? Is she coming from Ghana?[/quote]

aft 2 monthz
u will see pot holes and patch patch.
lag ibadan na example

how long wud be keep going backwards

sodomy
from uk to india
to canada
to america
den back to denreles and bobrisky anus in nigeria
yet
still
jesus nor come

fela is dead and forgotten

baba self-service.
dont pile up sperm in your dic.
jus like a blocked stuffy nose.
flush it out.
get abt 3 girls or 2
and fuc them hardest once u don hard.
bt give them something
if its 4k sef for transport.
wear condom o.
if u wan shoot cum
make sure u knw what u doing.
eida pregnancy or abortion

intro tech
round bottom flask

bac then in 2001 i.s.i

riyanxeally:
jeso this is suffering...rounded bottom flask ah hail o..