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1.5m

1M cash

Donr believe in prayers o.
Take dem to dubai or India
They must be seperated.
Buh na funds
About 5m

Afta dat
He will make special soap and cream.
Phuckin native doctor

Ibadan slang

Yomzzyblog:
Nice one!

I take captain jack weekly.
Drink to stupor
U die in your sleep
Dahz wah killed him.
Sleep when u die.
He looks sick sef
Skinny.
Broke
At age 35
U stil dey mingle with age 26
Wat a shame.
Bu now u for dey follow men dem
Ozwo

I dey find dat portable mobile a/c buy
D one wey dey near the extension unit close to the wall.
Abeg una go sell am.
10k cash

Niggis be drinking
Till they drink 2 death.
They shud add it to 1000ways to die.
Naija version.
It would be a lesson to all worldwide.

In 2chains voice.
Id be fresh to death
Let em feds watch.
Droptop
Head-popping.


I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE
SOMEBODYS WATCHING ME N I HAVE NO PRIVACY.
O HOE HO
SONGS OF THE 80's

Reminds e of that jason statham movie
Wey dem act for prison wey dey on top mountains

thesicilian:
He hasn't learnt his lessons. Next time its Guantanamo Bay...

Once u drive a car
Or buy a tokunbo car
U r automatically rich.
naija mentality

Where is the python dance
Soldiers need rpgs
Advanced ak 47
UMP
SCAR
And d likes
Wath bokl harsm take off at the sight of them

They shud allowhim to watch prison break
All seasons so he can escape
He is an Animal
Only animals are locked in cages and in chains

Naija version
Prison break
And naija version
Animal

Na dem dey snap for everywhere
Front of hostel
Side of hostel
Inside hotel toilet
Bedspread of hotel
Inside yahoo boi car
Inside open bar with catfish and pepper soup
Jusr common iphone
Wen iphone 8 jus came out
I must use iphone bai fire bai force gang
Ugly poor bich
Bich

Off k thieves

He must be a demon
Who wakes up by such odd time.
Well if he slept and woke up jusr for this roadside shiiit
Then therez an awaiting doom ahead
Anything done thick of the night
Sparks evil

When they tell them
Dont sell and hawk on express
No they wont listen
Na too dey run left and right dey shout gala.la casera..balli..corn.dis dat.
Y not create open space and more restaurants wlong the express..enuf of those useless filling stations at ore
In ore they only got abt 4 or so. Which is terrible.
Supposed to be at most 15
So that more room for sales n daily patronage.
We are backward in nigeria

And yet
Nollywood kerps producing 20mins movies
D worst and poorest of all
Yoruba movies
Office always empty
They use poorly equipped 2 star hotels
D office contracts are always with mouth
Watching nollywood movies
Both epic
Igbo
Yoruba and hausa just waste of time.
Till we start producing horror movies and sci fi movies
Then to hell with lag men

When i had a dream i capped and banked 45 million pounds
Someone coming across a bich says
Daz his dream
Wtf
Bich ass niggi

If na lavos
Dat tire don burn since
Who veh time dey hold 1k s.k
Abegi

Abegi
Thief
4 naija use
Third hand
R3sprayed shiiit

Scrap
Cabu.
Cabu

3m

1.5

The north always doing things in opp direction
Then tmrw one bastard kid wid be beggin for alms in traffic
No job
Not even a man yet
Dem don dey fuc 15yr old
North is cursed with pedophiles

In pub eye
Soldiers like to draw attention and crowd
Like say he fit use 1 hand carry hikux
Naija soldiers na too beat unarmed civilians and beat chest
Hez using jazz to draw hilux
But in sambisa forest to tackle shekau
All they do is to
Hide

Fools

In Yoruba english
Dem don play ball go pere90 or pernality
Wait 4me
Let me put the gear in revise

All these ogume boiZ

Make man nor go marry oyinbo finish
Come see say in her former life she be man
Cause dese guys are sick.
Wtf
Does it mean a man and womans body feels d same way
Only jus avin a womb and. Pekus with boobs
Wat abt adam apple
Did they crush it on his throat.
They already seems to know more than dia creator
Yet.
Jesus ddnt come .

How pained some apc pussyz wud be now.
I mean wtf
Jonathan's regime..stealing wasnt a sin.
Buh here under buhariz nose.
Oh my .money flies
Money hides
Money gets discovered
Money gets stolen
And King of all Money gets missing
No traces.
God i must keep on buying class pls.
Fucckkkk.
See dis is what they call
Fleet of whips.

Mtv cribs naija version

APC is greedy..and blindfolded by huge thieves..
He went in poor
Suddenly stealing and spending biggest

Tell that to eedris
Hez d big hater
Not me
Quote me again
Annd nepa will seize your light for 8years

Day11:
He doesn't even know you, why hating?

Artist come and they go.

Where is Freestyle of Trybesmen? He used to be the best rapper then, where is Mode9 and terrydaRapman..Where is my main man Overdose.

Stop hating bro, this niqqass were once our best artist but today street don take over.

Evans new recruit

Afonja can like craigslist
And fake cashiers check
Chai