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Uniben na dead
It took me 5wraps of regular to shotput dah year.
Fuc the toilet is disgusting.
Fuc
Most time i had to use those bank at main gate esp gtb.
I dey shiit well for dey toilet
Fuc uniben hostels are fuckd
From medical hostel to hall 5 and the rest.
Hall 3 ..na shiiiit hole.
Hall 4.managable

Id rather eat fried turkey
Or domino pizza
Disgusting shiiit
I hate snakes

Apako dey form soft
Who dey even look your way
Wen genny dey dia.
Mercy aigbe sef your opo fwend sef still set pass u.
Apako
Abegi
Ugly monkey

Igbo nor dey dull.
If na afonjas now
Dem for don dey beg
Dey do dia ugly face for camera like who chop shiiit.

Pastors say dey hate colour black
But still dey pay like white.
Sule nacks otobo
Kasala burst we begin dey fight.
Bich shut e hell up.
D begining of that wack ass nursery 2 video of hers is shiiiit.
U go feel say na one better 50cent or drake kind of video dem wwn play.at d end of the fuckim day its one wacked out nursery rhymes fucin wacked out gospel naija version trash.

Bich

Always fuckin ugly gals

If he cam do dis
Dem imagine wat GAS aka love-vendor my ride yankee
Go do

Dis 1 na volkswagen bettle sports xle(limo edition)

U nor fit try this for hall4 or hall 3.
The smell of the toilet
And dirty ground with birds and dorty students throwing dirty water wud drive u away

Very soon
Army go mount road block for railway.weyi consign customs n road block 4 inter city.
Na rodger dat things.useless zoo

Mmm
Nawa o

airsaylongcon:
Didn't you use a bitcoin exchange?

Police shud af wore a bullet proof vest
Y form shina rambo
Dont u knw a bullets pierces through so many tissues in the body.
Bullet wounds is crazy
But he was brave
Heya.

No hurry bro
Take your time and read through
Ud get the message.
Seriously
U gave her almost 300 missed cals in a day
So u did abt 7calls in a minute
Fuc

Smartlife:
Wait is this a rap music or an advice.

Ybu nor jus love the woman
Deu fuc am free
Geez
Baba
E go be
For yankee ehn
Women geh level pass man
Unlike the reverse here in naija
Shout out to all niggis in the state penitentiary
U guys got a new niggi comin up on block
Yankee wey be say dem geh homos for jail
Hez ass hole wud be raped in jail
If yankee to pity this guy na 20years in either max penitentiary or med penitentiary
Niggi u go do yur time for yankee jail
Wear that. Orange prison uniform
Rapist
Wtf
Sexual predator
Fuc

Poor man go thief dem go slam am for court for 10yrs o.
Ameachi dey dia
Obj dey dia
Wen wud bastards politicians be sent to jail like ibori
Pastors and what have u
Dem neva ahow them face for crime fighter b4 cause dem be big man
Police well well
Nor dey take bribe
Mr president
Lead us well

Sars is filled with cultists
And armed robbers.
We need to kill these bastards
Too many innocent ones have died in they hands.
SARS need to be wiped off the face of the earth without a trace

uzoclinton:
You seem to be forgetting that the wicked live longer here on earth

Bich
U nothing buh a crack head.
Girls got nothing to offer
Esp naija gals
Una go dey form
Dont call my nos again
I'm busy
Its over.
Hahahahahahahahabaha
Nobody wants a Drama psycho queen bich

Naika is jus dull
The police know the truth
But wud keep on asking for useless stattement
Look fuc the police
Leave the rest to nature.
Those SARS guys wud def be murdered in due time
U cant cheat nature
What goes around
Comes back at u
We all know SARS are the most useless criminals in the npf
Death waits all SARS in this guys death
Death waits for u guys
So live yur life cause soon u guys wud be wiped off the face of the earth.
Y kill innocent persons
Why
We need RPGs

U r dumb OP.
I repeat u are the dullest.
Geh d fuc our of here
U thinks its till u cum b4 she gets preg
Uma dey do direct.
Mai fwend u married a bich
Who told u virgins are saints
Mumu
U trapped 4life bro.
Next time in life
Dont get carried away by beauty
Pussi and shiit.
No hate tho
But put yur dic in her mouth
And fuc way she say.
Niggis gettin carried away cos of damn looks
Fuckin is a life time.
Now u got a baby
And a baby momma
Rent dah bich a crib
Buy dat bich a new car.
Fine boi no sense
Yur bich don preg
I tell niggiz 2 use dey head
And not they dic
Wtf her folks keep on threatnin
Now see d mess u got yourself in
Fux no virgin
Cause d taste of dic
Dey gonna wild out
She wan fuc everydick now ma guy
She even dey club
Nor go die of heart attack.
U got low self esteem bro
Money aint shiiit
Looks aint shiit
Wtf u gave her almost how many missed calls
Niggi u out of your mind

Kia are just copy cats

Y cant nigeirans eva act right
In our movies
D police station wud be empty
D club and bar always empty
U wil see a big mansion in a movie
But wud see ini edo sleeping in a dirty laundry room
And they will tag it bedroom.
Or see them comin to talk outside
When there is a sitting room
Bedroom.
S company's are always mouth
Contract mouth
Phone call.mouth
Company and workplace
Always empty
In naija movie jim iyke wud be in a street
Or estate strai road.
No bumps
Obstruction and shiits on d road
He wud drive left and right
Gbam..accident don happen
Our bullets are invisible
Now d same thing he did
Everywhere looks deserted.
Wat is this an after christ rapture shiit
Cause dats wat they want usbto believe
Those carts are for kids
Not adults
Fuc

This 1 dey bleach
Her colour dull
Must afonjas bleach
Kai

Fuc off my quotes bro
No homo

JCBOY4LIFE:
I can now see that u don't brain, I can feed your entire generation forever. I ll send u invitation to meet me in Atlanta Georgia so that I will help ur parent to reduce the heavy burden in ur family by taking full responsibilty of all your needs in life.

On one condition that u must give ur life to Christ?

With that jersey o
Wtf
Afonjas always dumb assd ppl men

See wat woman pussi has caused
There are 500 and more million biches out thr
A gal turns u down
Move ahead get a new bich
Now see how bleeped up your face is
The bich wud be xo fuckin proud of u now right

Blue beret
Eiye men

Iike i said get the fuc off my quotes.
No homo

Adeyeye09:
am wiser than ur ten generations to come put together. since u who happens to be the future ancestor is this daft, am nt expecting much from the future generations.

Send me yur acct details
For quoting me when u know i speak the truth.
Send me your acct nos letme do you bread

JCBOY4LIFE:
I can see u are suffering from a very serious disease called hatred and side effect called poverty mentality. Religion is a scam to you, but Christianity is a blessing to us.

Go hide your face in shame or give your life to Christ and enjoy the sweet fellowship of the Holy Spirit.

Luke 1:45

Dumb ass afonjas
Fuc off my quotes

Adeyeye09:
from the way u type sef, i understand dat i need nt converse with u. off u go.....bye

Ow u 1 of them dumb ass afonjas worshipping they damn pastor Gods of Men
I'm sure u kneel down to him ba.
By d time u know what shiit u in2
I jus dont gif a fuc
U think these pastors are legit.
They fuc themselves..do shiits.do bad business
Are greedy
Arrogant
Proud
But stil have the mind to preach.
i believe Satan
U can't mess with him
U go against his instructions
Death immediately
But God is very kind.
Very kind God
Bleep
Wake up

Adeyeye09:
weep for yourself first