₦airaland Forum

Baiscally.
If i tell u how much i spend on diesel.
Its crazy.
Light is the major cause 2of our fuckin problem

Justicemy:
ode, na only lite be ur problem

What are we working for
When theres no lite to chill in
Nothing
Fuc

So dis is how he has become a role model
A hero.
I weep for this country.
What xoes he do for a living. naija nelson mandela
By fire by force.
And see who he ended up with a whole ffk.
Nor worry when buhari well finish.
U go hail


Enjoy your freedom now.
At least no more cages
A/c go blow u well na.
Enuf fuking and clubbin now right

Afonjas go wear fake gold for neck
Buy clothes
Fake shoes
Bags
Expensive pef
Lace.
U go see them for party.
Dey form aoft.
Meanwhile na dis kind place dem dey come out from.
Dirty asses men.
Wtf
Dis 1 na aous.

Lately fayose the king critic
Has not been blowing his trumpet
Wassup wit dat.
Ffk..the new fayose loud speaker

I'm vwry angry.
Today of all days.
Nepa nor bring lite.
What kind of country is this.
What is the fruit of oir Labour if on a whole workers day. No lite.
And we have a president working from home.
This country sucks
All those work from home and earn a living scam
So we never ever imagined a whole president.
Even trump sef.
Nor fit work from home.
Na street he dey onto
Abi wetin.

God of Men

So u mean dem dey pop bottles of mow and cheap ass champagne for church.
Jesus os truly coming soon 4 yur get rich by church members money or die lying pastors

Fuc.
Ive had one watch for 15years.
Yea we see that watch on your bank acct tho
6 zero zero 6 oooz
Abegi park well

Dumb fuc
Who needs a gal.
When we speak the truth
E dey pain una for body.

texazzpete:
Just because you're unable to get a girlfriend, you don't have to lash out at all girls. Seek divine deliverance for this level of stupidity before it becomes hard-coded into your genes.

Only when i speak the truth .

cococandy:
Demented fool

I dey consider to buy volvo.
Chai.
See as volvo sit down gidiba.
No dents no shaking
Nawa o.altima na dead abeg.
See as e jus bend like corner.
Japanesse cars na shiiit

Its eida shes an opo
Runs gal
Prostitute
Pr something

Warri for rituals na d way now o.
Politicians.yahoo plus ritualists and shiit
Wen u tell them put they head down.
Do a business and do not look outside.
They wud be forming
Na me wise pass.
Dem go dey do yanga to guys
See where it ended

Does this add value to my life
Or bank accnt
Abegi

Y not.
Whitey dey pay like church business o.
Dem dom bill dis one better block
Wit beta fuc
D maye don dey confess
Dey talk
Say e go like fuc ova and ovs
Say teo of them for dubai
Dis key
Just like tonto and her divorced hubby
Must lock dia padlock
Maye don dey sonwo o

Thank God no more efe shhiit
Or sule shiit
Now its bout dat time for dis aigbe story.
Bich

While othr country sars dey battle crime
Robbery
Terrorrists.
Intruders and whay have u.
Naija version is to smoke sk
Indiscriminate killings
Harass iphone and big phone users.
Ive been to iyagankun.
Highest time i spent thr 25mins.
From 500k
To 5k.
Those guys dey suffer abeg

Nigeria my country
Sars my enemy.
A country where a Gun has no value.
A country whereby sars whobare to combat crime have deviated frm they roles to start chasin street niggis
Unarmed guys
Men bro always wear bullet proof vest
If u drive a flashy car.
Get that self defense shiit.
If they see u with a gun.
They will allow u go
But thwy venture see iphone.
Lapy
Or andriod on u.
U r in for it.
Call it yahoo boy
Suspected internet fraudster
Suspected stolen laptop
Laptop with no receipt
G
Unlawful possession of cellphones.lapy.
I know all they shiit
And im gettin close xo fuckin close.
Sorry bro
Welcome to naija
No one gives a fuc if u from d states.
D moment u leave dat fuckin intl airport
Just know dat your chances of gettin killed is very high.
U can get robbed
Killed
Wasted
Duped.
And shiiit.
If u got a hard face.
Always play safe.
Ive only been slapped once by dos fuckin ewotubu sars coti dis was like years bac cause i was chatin wit a maye.stop and search shiit.

What do u do for a livin is shiiity question bro
These sars are pussys.
If u a g niggi.
Dont go out with big phones.
If u wanna do.
Wipe off or log our all info.
Act mature.
If u got a hard face.
Dont be scared of sars
They niggis like u
Relate wit them one on one
U feel me bro.
Fuc d police

Niggi u razz.
Shows hez a loco..wassup with the stiffness
Pusiboi.
See as u dey form stiff for a fuckin selfie.
Adeboye dey tweet ahiiit
Sule dey form stiff 4 selfie.
So no time to preach again ba.
No wonder o toto abi na otobo
Say man dis sule na dagbo
Wey dey run online social media shiiit.
Dey twist bible upandan
E nor even cit u sef.
See as u stiff dey squeeze body.
If dat chair dey tight u.
Y u nor buy your own jet.
Public shiiit jet
While the other chair dey chill for limo.
All fuckin pastors belong to illuminati.
Rem dah iluminati video and shiit.
Fuc it.
Dey tired of dey lies.
True colours comin out now.
Fake ass God of men everywhere
Thsy on rampange 4dat i must be wealthy through church members by fire by force.
So if jesus was around he
Hed start wearing blings
Driving big cars
Living in mansions
His school and uni fees wud be 3m
Updatin social media
Flashing and wearing
Big ass jewelry
Taking fake ass selfies
Fuckin his members raw
If dat kind Jesus say he is the way..the truth and light
And we shud get closer to him
I swear na Jungle justice shaply

Niggis like me aint peter..
Fuc u if u wit her.
If a gal dont wanna flow with me.
I always delete am
Neva repeat am.

Nigerians are neva vigilant
Why not take down the nos of tbe sienna and trace its owner.
As usual they wid deny it.
Its a fske soldier
Unknown soldier my dhic

He must have been a cultist on the target list for so long.
If u aint gor cache of ammo.
Bullet proofs
Shiny tools
And shiit
Den stay d fuc away from confra.
The day u join confra.
Is the same day that bullet waiting for u.
U know wat dat means .
Death

E mean say e don tay weh dey be fuckin o.
Oritshe.
Jesu
Femi sef dey dey spray without no condom soo.
Hmmm.now ai see where d@ marriage came from all of a sudden though.

That's why we remain dumb.
His brother killed him.
I mean al d fuckin years of study and shiit
His pussi ass culdnt swim
Learn how to swim and shiit
Wich sensible person goes close to water
And at that 4 fuc sake a river.
When lots of private swimming pools full town.
Free things..esp free risky shiits always got a prize

Honestly i think pastor chris is right.
Jesus is coming soon.
Wtf so h3 has finally joined the things of the world.
Tweeting and shiiit.
Wtf

3-1

Fuc your wife any style bro.
God aint watching

We all know they killed her already.
Abt long time ago.
Its now the death came knocking.
Wtf
Jesus christ
Prince of peace
Have mercy on ua all.
Withcraft too much in naija
Fuk

Soemrhing must kill man.
But worse off is d ugly fact that u wanna do direct.
Abegi
Fucking hypocrits2.
All dem wizkid
Davido
2baba
Wey be say condom dey hard dem to carry follow body.
Last thing na to go dey nack opo direct without cd.
Fuk

We are nothing but hungry dogs.
Chec this out.
U got dogs in cages.
Starving to death.
Wondering d fuc drm left to right.
Hoping and waiting for food.
Guess waht.
U throw about 20 big ass boned ass pieces of meat the ground.
Wheda heaven like am or notthose angry dogs wid break they cages and fight over the pieces of meat.
Thats what we are known for.
Consumption.
We gor no brains.
Do we even know if dat shit is poisonous to our system.
Everything na chop chop.
Bleep

U mean these crack head got justt 5 naira acter the sale of a fuckin sienna.
What they sold it for 20naira or wat.
How d fuc wud a whole IG giv u knuckle head 5k afta sellin a car.
U guys dumb men.
So na buhari whisper make una go dey rob dey thief.
Nor be only I.G go waste una.na buhari go giv una direct headshots men.
Fools

Thwnk God.
No more efe this
Bisola that.
Another fake ass lifeste celeb talk.
Mercy aigbe na opo.
Naso edo women be.
Dem like fuc die