₦airaland Forum

linda go born live chicken

on your marks
set
go.
me sef wan blow
say baba
whoooze
woh bi
won peh eh

hollywood movies only
enuf of all dis sitcoms movies

w o.t
waste of time

afonja scamer

lexus sedans
don turn pure water
he is a yahop boy

if na naija
dem go use gen with recharge card first liter the place
den trust dem go come dey charge phone
use viweing center block entrance.

oyinbo go get digital/automatic/cctv copy
unlike naija
whr everything is manual
nothin is automatic in naija
apart from looting and tokunbo cars
everytin na manual.
fuel que..manual
schl reg..admision..clearance..manual
atm que..manual
loading of card or credit..manual(in person)
so if dog eat your phd cert in naija.first d dog go collect.
then u go bribe your way through
u must find d local govt chairman
vc
dean
hod
entire schl

thats why rags are made
ive never been to a toilet where i did not see either rags.floor mop or something

GrabHisBalls:
Oga, where did you get this from? Have you ever entered into a tiled bathroom on barefoot and walked comfortably?

when u tell them
enter bathtub or shower with bare foot
no na to dey form swag dey wear slippers for slippery tiles

igbos cant do without ah
drom korea to china
ystdy was south africa
today its malaysia

im a 1man cultist
krav maga blessed me

if him wife divorce am.child support go turn am too maye

ijaw my bro can bear white man name.
clark..hmm..

nawa o
abeg hw can i buy d card
i need pick

we too like holiday
nor be say anywhr dey to chill
e nor pass mall
lounge
beer parlour
club
no stadium.
no live matches
its always a useless prostitute clouded shoprite
wat d fuc
nigeria is cursed

manual dey hungry me to buy
i hate auto
i wan enter gear 7 like dis so
road safety go collect

the FG has succeded in fooloing us foreva
every noob feels he will be great and rich by reading they books and going to school
at d end of d day d certificate is worthless
he eida opens a beer parlour
nairabet shop
cafe
roadside boutique
uk used electronics
or he joins bad gang..robbery..ogume boys(yahoo plus ritualists,armed robbery)
every nigerian is a thief
be in casual and rugged everyone is a thief
d oda day i gave aboki 2h to buy esse change.
he pack 450give me instead of 50naira.
i vex collect my 50naira .say wrong change

he was too nervous
and kept acting like trump was God
see as he grab handshake like say na iron.
he was eida too nervous
or too excited
when trump said he shud speak
he wanted to stand up.
africans wit over sabi

900k now now now

camry sport nor be motor at all
see as everywhr don cast
i hate camry sport
very fragile

PerfectlyPerfect:
I honestly felt for the innocent pole

500

toks na 1.25m
so how come yours na 1.3m naija used
say who die
if u ready
700k cash

toks na 1.25m
so how come yours na 1.2m naija used
say who die
if u ready
700k cash

2.5

15k

why not tie him up
and feed him

fuc
if he dey work for boys now
he for dey pick westee
fuc
see his reaction.
fuc
death setence
wtf

i hate to hear dah work UK

after buying dia product
it spoilt after a week
anything uk used
im not interested

abeg who is dah black monkey dah calls himself her husband
why is she still answering johnson

i see
such an arrogant fool
The funny part is that this guy they said I slapped came to pick me up at the lounge and took me to the plane. He got me a better seat and I gave him little change because I know the country is hard.

black man mentality
buy car
build house
begin fat
arrogance and pride comes in
begin spread

no new ideas..inventions nothing
nothing.
yeah trump said agricultural products wud be sent to us.
we got nothing upstairs other yhan to pose
buy car
build house
go club
go mall
go hotel
snap pics
dress like homo
twist hands legs like say okada crush u
travel out