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4. The Yoruba tribe has the highest rate of
twin births in
the world. Igbo-Ora, a little town in Oyo
state, has been
nicknamed ‘Twin capital of the World’
because of its
unusually high rate of twins that is put as
high as 158 twins per 1000 births.

So na we dey explode Nigerian population? One strike two goals.

1. The most commonly spoken phrase in Nigeria is "How far?”

lol, I just used "how far" in one of my comments a couple of hours ago.

chindi: More will be sent, not until you post yours.

True talk but OP, u wan dey behave like bloggers wey go dey use information dey do yanga abi? Post everything now joor. Abi na only dis four u get sef u come dey use scope?

born2fuck: This should not be more naira #12,000. Chinko na chinko even if he was born in kenya

Kuku go collect ya own for slot make u no pay at all. Ota aje!

ceospecial :
ASUU Strike No go lemme buy that thing!

O boy, e don tey wey I don see dis pin last o. Those days wey my mama dey use napkin as pampers for us. Things don dey less disgusting now with pampers although some still use napkins.

Garri_Activist: It's a lie...I even typed 'www.google.com.ng' na fuckinggg the same!

Maybe OP Photoshop am.

Donnest4u: Like dis Post if u think dat dis Post Is Useless!

Your post or OP's?

All I want is electricity!

Once admitted, doctors took x-rays and MRI scans and discovered that Feng was
carrying the undeveloped foteus of his own
twin inside his stomach and they rushed
him to surgery.

If to say na girl now, I for say na Yerima give am belle. lol..But does that mean Feng came to the world through his mother and his twin through him after two years? That foetus must have been developing in that child's stomach since birth.

Two year old boy?Na wa o.

Jim Iyke don daran for una hand. Na only God know why people no believe dis guy o. Is it because of his gragra lifestyle?

99cent: yes of course. He just happens to be fit and dressed in a crew neck t-shirt.
look at his face only and you can see the age in his face. I know people in their late 50s who look similar to that but they have potbelly. we can't see his belly.

being fit definitely makes one appear younger.

You're saying this because a debate is already on about whether he looks 50 or less. I bet if you see this guy outside, you'll stretch forth your hand and greet him with "how na, my guy"? OP, is that his little secret in the bottle he's holding?

His outfit is not bad. It's just that I would have preferred a jungle short. But if you're not wealthy or famous, don't try this o otherwise, they will assume you're suffering from povertyson disease.

sкчscrαρεr™:
i hate fashion, the primary purpose of wearinq clothes is the cover your n`ackedness and once that is done you`re qood to qo|

Sowing cloth into clothes following a particularly design is fashion. Or can you just buy cloth and wrap it around your body simply because you don't like fashion? Then if you just wear clothes because you are only concerned about covering your nàkedness, you'll certainly become a subject of ridicule anywhere you go. Wearing clothes that fit you is just as paramount as covering your body.

Okay, this is the cause of his sleepless nights. Anyway, not bad.

sкчscrαρεr™:
hmmmm e be like say miss kaffy go sabi the thinq¡ i remember last years' edition of 'pf' she dey preqqy same thinq this year, who knows if she no go also dey preqqy next year| the ministry is indeed movinq to the permanent site|

I thought the OP was referring to last year's edition. So she is pregnant again? E be like say I go agree with u o. But the fact here is that she's strong and not because she can dance. If she enjoys dancing so much and her pregnancy weighs her down, there's nothing she can do. But she should careful not to have miscarriage.

RIP guys. Your murderers will follow soon.

This is a combination of her pix and papa ajasco's. You can even detect it from the complexion of the scalp and the face. Even the ear is too big for Jackie. Great and funny photoshop job.

jbaur24: https://www.nairaland.com/1459785/man-arrested-human-head-ibadan#18482726
^
Mods: why is it that this thread that has been on NL since morning has not made it to the FP, whereas you just sent this one now now with flight speed to FP because it is not Yoruba news?.

Mumu, has there not been a time when terrible news concerning Yorubas were posted to the FrontPage consecutively and you mörons had a field day spewing tribalistic jargons? I don't know whether you guys are just having fun with tribal e-wars or you are actually like that in real life! How many times do we have to tell you that only good and bad people exist and they can originate from any tribe? Bunch of irritating goons including those who liked your comment!

Raxxye: This advice goes to my fellow men: NEVER LET YOUR E.RECT.ION GIVE YOU DESTRUCTIVE DIRECTION!

May the soul of the innocent girl rest in peace!

Fixed.

Genny looks better.

iknopro: I am happy with this my LG it gives me everytin I need and I play my PS with it so Samsung I dnt need you.




End time things sha

Abeg, is this a plasma or LCD? I bought an LG plasma 42PJ350 in December 2010. I have fixed the pix issue twice this year(it has not really experienced heavy usage). I'd decided I will buy another one when the current one was faulty a second time, but I was still confused of which reliable model to go for. Please, which model is yours and for how long have you been using it? Have you had any issue with it? I was told that pix failure is common with these kind of TVs.

pair-36:
my brother me sef don reason am too. Say you want lie down watch TV you go come dey move hand here and there? I guess it has a remote control that also came with it.

It must definitely come with a remote control otherwise people like me no go buy am.

isaiahethan: What do u mean?pls explain

Sarcasm.

hardbody: Why can't they just adopt rather than abducting and stealing? Now they will know no peace for sometime to come. SMH for some people

Well, it depends on the motive. If the intention is bad, definitely adoption can't be an option as they will be held liable if anything happens to the child by the orphanage.

chadef: Naija movie producer ar just trying to make money. If they use a kid, this wont even make front page. This is thinking like a business man

If I'm not mistaken, the home alone star was not famous before the movie. It was the movie that brought him to limelight and it was a huge success. The most important is for you to have a good story, get the right persons and groom them to interpret the roles outstandingly. Another problem we have again is that we don't like doing things differently. Like you observed, if there are no stars in the movie, they won't sell. But this is not always correct.

crackhaus: Welcome to Nollywood...
where Osoufia and Jenifa play uniform-wearing students, where Aki and Paw-Paw play adults, where Poko plays a village girl who has never gone to the city but has visible tatoos in all body parts...
Welcome to Nollywood...

I even watched one Yoruba movie last week and there was this handsome dude with dreadlocks, ear rings, fitted jean and shirt. He played the role of a typical local boy with a perfect local accent as if he has never been to the city before. He reeks of contradiction as his appearance was practically against his role. These are the kind of things we take for granted. I see no reason why he shouldn't scrape his dreadlocks and remove his ear rings for the movie.

Shekson: Imagine!!! Wen there are kids dat shld be used for D̶̲̥̅̊ movies. See as Disney grooms kids for movie roles in their kids movies. Only I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ Nollywood will old peeps be used for kids role. wat will be hilarious in watching married adults perform kids role? It stinks of stupidity. Can't imagine watching it.

You are right jare; it's becoming boring to see old folks play these kind of roles. Our problems are laziness and resources. Which producer will be willing to invest energy, time and resources into getting and grooming kids who fit the roles when so much will still be invested into producing the movie itself? This is why we don't have top-notch movies in circulation. When producing movies, we take so many things for granted which the Americans won't do. They will try to attain perfection even if it will take them several years.

But I am
determined and I have promised God that
with the condition of my girlfriend that I am
still going to marry her.”

I hope he meant this because some things are easier said than done.

All dis people wey dey keep dangerous animals as pet sef, who are they trying to impress sef? I just hope they won't regret it one day.

The TV looks nice but I still prefer my remote that stations my arm in one place. Why should I be doing exercise simply because I wan operate TV? Abegi, hand go dey pain me joor. If I wan do exercise, I know where and when to do it.

Maybe the blood are
always happy to be free from running
around your body that's why you see them
rushing out happily through your wounds.
Everything likes freedom anyway.

Simple, it's because it is liquid. just kidding, I get you.