₦airaland Forum

IamD18:
It's not romance but stupidity for a man to kneel before a woman begging her to be his responsibility.

chikason68:
walked into ACCESS BANK, I took 5 deposit slips. I looked at the counter to see which Teller had the best pen. He wasn't using it so i asked to borrow it, he gave it. I went to the water dispenser and drank chilled water to my
satisfaction. I went to the rest room, used
it and decided not to flush after use. I sat down close to the AC to receive fresh air 2 cool my brain while I found available sockets to plug my two phones and laptop. After an hour, i decided to leave without returning the pen.
At the door, i asked the security man
where the trash bin was, he showed me. I broke the pen and tore all the 5 deposit slips and dumped it in.
That was PAYBACK for the #100 you
guys deducted from my account which
prevent me from withdrawing d last
#1000 i have there. Watch out for more.......
Shey una stupid abi? I go show una pepper MTN & Airtel you're next, Be prepared....

highcollide:
Very nonsense boring match. Tottenham na nonsense club...


I dey regret why I pay 100 naira to watch this ball.... , I for use the money buy mango.

MasterRahl:

My man, you're extremely sharp. I didn't notice until you spotted it that the both had the same serial number.

But wait, are both bills fake (the ones gotten by the driver)? Or is one fake and the other, genuine (from her handbag)

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ImageDoctor:
WHEN you remember the billions in ur account you join the dancing movement.

GAZZUZZ:
recession is already here, what are they saying?

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Gratefulheart01:
Mompha my guy. Good or bad money source, he's enjoying himself.

We now live in the world where the bad guys are the top guys while the good guys are the bottom guys.

Tyrants, murderers, terrorists, thieves, bitches are the ones balling hard most but fortunately, if you choose the right path and work hard with grace and luck on your side, you will also get your good portion in life.

We live in the hard times which favors the wayward more. Living bad is beneficial these days while living good won't come easy.

If you choose to live good, prepare for persecutions and discouragements from all you will be seeing around. Sorrow may endure for the night but joy comes in the morning.

tactius:
Nigeria generates 5000mw on a good day. For 200million people.

To get up to 20000 mw, we would have to spend at least. 4 trillion naira.

Our budget is 8 trillion.

Either we take another loan, or we cut subsides, cut jobs etc to. Find the money.

Meanwhile, many Nigerians are not paying their bills. In some areas.less.than 50 percent of customers actually pay.

Same thing for many government agencies.

If you like, blame APC. They deserve it. Blame PDP. They. Deserve it

But let us not lie to ourselves

You cannot pay bills of less than 10000 naira and expect light 24/7.

Most. Of you want.power.for.free.it is not possible.

So discos should give us all a meter, and we should all pay our bills.

We. Have been doing this for years. In 2004, as a. Student, I was. Part of the 10% of people that was paying bills for the remaining 90%.

Nigerians should be serious

Call me a. Capitalist. Call me a. Zombie. Call me a. Wailer. But our. Power. Problem needs money not free of. Charge!

tiswell:
That justifies his sack from the police.These are the elements spoiling the image of the police force.#goodriddance.

falcon01:
dama you guys just give job not based on merit qhy wont we have criminals in the system?

Amuocha:
Buhari talk to your boys naw

ibkayee:
I love skating but they must have a death wish if they’re doing it in Lagos of all places, I’m scared to drive in Lagos, let alone skate

MajorJeffery:
If someone wants to visit Nigeria on a vacation and to have fun for a few weeks, what city will be the most suitable for that?

Nairalanders, your recommendations and contributions will be greatly appreciated and please state your reasons to help interested parties in their considerations. Thank you.