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I mean D-reloaded is well and truly loaded up front. No be small thing at all . . .

LadyT:
D-reloaded would knock herself out if she jumped too much she has watermelons on her chest.

that, ma'am, is an understatement.

stillwater:
At least it fits my figure You don't expect me to be petite with water melons on my chest

You have a point . . . now post that picture let us see.

MC Usman:
Do you know how many errors are in your John Bible ?

When have you sat down to discuss the errors in the k'oran instead of getting posters banned, threads removed and threats sent to the admin?

spoilt:
4him!
you do seem to have all the answers to breast matters.

what are eyes for?

LadyT:
4him I don't know about heave I'm all about bounce!

we are together. Dont mind stillwater and those small heaving oranges she calls breasts. Anything that my hands can conveniently hold in one palm is not worthy to be called breasts.
See D-reloaded, start ur measurement from there.

they are doing well but Milan can score on just one break away. They can hold on to a one goal lead.

take off Abou Diaby and bring on Van Persie pls.

chill o, lets not celebrate just yet. Wait until we get at least one away goal.
That penalty we lost is a shame.

LadyT:
4him as long as you at not flat chested. You jump you breasts will bounce

the definition of "bounce" is varied. When some breasts bounce you get the full idea of bouncing. Small breasts can merely heave.

We shld have had a penalty and Fabregas hits the bar. Ade is really playing well today.

stillwater:
Mba, they do come. This girl knows what feminine wiles is all about. Able bodied men fall flat on their faces.
I'm not flat chested, for your information just petite

Interesting . . .  
Do petite breasts jump when you play volleyball?
_{really interesting}

Send[/b]eros will [b]Send us out of every championship at this rate.

stillwater:
At least unwanted advances would be restricted.

Wanted advances would also be restricted.

stillwater:
Pregnancy makes the breasts fuller

Before then nko? What is there to play with?

spoilt:
what? you think there are no advantages to small boobs?

the only advantage is that they wont spend so much money on bras.

stillwater:
Advantages of having small breasts

small consolation.

Na wa o. Of all the women in the world your cousin? Are you well?
I have a really cute cousin . . . well shaped and blessed both front and back . . . i dont see her as anything more than a sister . . .

Bros get some help o!

Okiro will die for Any Government In Power.

spoilt:
there's something called a sports bra.
i watch volley ball, i really don't see any jingling or jiggling.
But i guess for pervs every little movement is magnified and sexualized.

that's simply because the majority of female volley ball players are mammarically challenged.

Man almondjoy get plenty of experience o! These your responses should be carefully packaged into a book titled "how to get the Nigerian male eating out your hands in no time".

I agree with you though, the girl may just have thrown away the entire proposal for that tactless response. It will take a lot of begging to get him to even repeat the very same statement again. Women sef na wa.

Femi 1:
Hey 4Him,i'm not talking to you, i was greeting to my brother in isl'am the best greeting in the site of God Almighty . peace is not mean't for modern shango worshippers(christians). , ? Well thats what you people are.

why are you people so afraid of the truth?

Femi 1:
Assalam-alaikum olabowale: I just want to give you an encouraging word that you should continue in your dialogueing with the christians(Kiriyo), because God has put the responsibility on us to convey his message to all mankind, Ipray to Almighty All,ah to grant all a great one's Al-jannat Firdous in the hearafter. May All'ah bless you and all the mus'lims that are defending the deen on internet including me, Amen

You're confused there my brother . . .
al jaanat means - garden of eden
Firdous means - paradise.

Is there anything like garden of eden paradise?

amsky:
Why would a woman who has spent 24yrs in a marriage give up on it just like that?

My point to be precise. If she didnt leave in 24yrs why now?
Yeah you are right they probably need some time out . . . my mom sometimes does it when the home gets a bit too hot. Marriage is never a bed of roses and i only hope some of us will begin to understand the fact that cutting and running isnt always the answer to every percieved problem.

@ islander

DAVID>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shooo, I thought you said you have left. NOw as I earlier said, you hate Islander so much, shoot her, LOL, And trust me when I say, that was my last response to you,

You make a really grave mistake when you make such meaningless statements.
How can i hate you? Beyond ur ID here you dont exist as far as i'm concerned, i dont know you, never met you, never will so how on earth can i waste time hating you?
I dont hate a single person i know (i guess its hard for u to wrap ur warped mind around the fact that "hate" is a word that a lot of sane pple do not allow to creep into their vocabulary) . . . no ma'am its people like you with nothing else to do who go around hating.

I cant hate what i cant see but i can dislike a character.

Islander:
Good, happy riddance, It was  a "pleasure" having you .

Most pple with half a brain got rid of you long ago. The only reason you still seem to have any relevance is when you deliberately stray to intellectual threads where u know u dont have the cranial capacity to go more than 2 posts before the "bat", "2-faced", "batty bouy" insults come out.
Again you say u dont care so i wonder why u're even bothering to reply.

ah you know what? It aint worth it, you cant make a 2 yr old learn his 12 times tables no matter how hard you try.
Apparently some pple think that being a 33yr old child is a priviledge.
Starting a thread to beef someone like islander is like trying to pour water on a rock to soak it, a precious waste of time.

@ almonds, i got ya point. thanks.

If anyone else with some grey matter is interested in the topic can we carry on pls. McCain and Castro.

almondjoy:
Well, how about that? Instead of trying to use your religious wisdom if peace "that is suppose to passeth" all understanding, you are here taking sides.  I hope you realize this is not funny anymore?  Does not matter who started it.

this is not the time for religious blackmail madame . . . i'm not taking sides at all i'm only feeling for those who have only stepped into the shoes i once was a few months ago with YOUR active connivance.
It has never been funny, i have sat out here enduring my name being slandered and my family insulted willy nilly for no just cause and YOU ma'am simply sat back posting smileys and saying hmmmmm every second.

I want to be sure that no one else who has made the silly mistake of trusting islander to ever have to face their trust being abused so horrendously again. Last i checked here, SHE was the one talking about his relationships and health problems . . . IT IS JUST NOT RIGHT! The earlier YOU begin to tell HER that instead of hiding behind ur finger the better.

Islander:
I think you have missed the mark, as usual.  NO way Jose, Lies? Let them come here and say otherwise.  Go back and reread what I wrote. I made mention to you claiming I called you gay, That I said was in the spirit of beefing.  

If I were you I would be trying to block my hi5 and facebook from Thomas.  If only you knew his true intentions,  I am still waiting for him for to answer that. Afterall, I don't reside in Compton, LOL

With the benefit of hindsight YOU were the one i shld have blocked from assessing my Hi5 or IM. I dont know Thomas's intentions but one thing i know, he wont come here calling my mother a LovePeddler. But YOU did.

This is a hypothetical question . . . go home and sleep on it - why do you hate and despise so much pple you have never and will never meet?

Islander:
With due respect to all you have posted earlier, I am still in awe at your blatant display of biasness. Listen, whatever your beef with me, I don't give a shit. But for you come here and claimed I started shit is just out of order,

I was minding my freaking business, So instead of getting in my face, go get your facts straight.

PS, I said you are gay, yes, the same way you posted shit about me too that arent true. It's called "beefing" That I can take responsibility for, But don't come here telling me to grow up, while your gang members run freely,

At least now we know 99% of ur so-called dirt is nothing but a tissue of lies . . . keep the confessions coming.
Its all in the spirit of "beefing".  

Islander, it cant get any worse than it has already been and this is not the first time u've accused me of being gay . . .  where you not the one threatening to produce my gay chat with another NLer the other day? Gimme a break pls!

I frankly dont give a toss whatever you say anymore . . . i'm just so sick of the fact that anytime u're on a thread it ALWAYS degenerates into a mudslinging match of who can produce the most family dirt on the other.
Grow up!

insensitive from the guy but a bit harsh from the girl.
She could have put it in a better way.

na wa o. I guess the worst part of it is the number of hypocrites perching around the thread.

Islander:
And you liar, you and I have been going at it since you found out your Nairaland boyfriend was all over me. YOu got jealous,

Some people enjoy living in denial!

brownsilk:
thanks to you guys and your views and opinions, but lettin my mama do what she wants to do is not the best option, for what its worth, we would never stop tryin to change her mind, with God on her side, she will change her mind, one day,

she did not give up on us while we were still growing, why should we give up on her now, no way, i love my dad so much i can't even bear to see him smilin at another woman, my mama is the only one for him, so she cannot leave him, not while we are alive,

their marriage wasnt bad at all, dad has never raised his hands at her, they do have misunderstandings sometimes though, but he would never hit her, i go through his messages but i don't find anything, i have done some investigations concerning him at work but i find nothing, its that serious, yet mama wants to go, but not while we are alive anyway.

thanks for tryin to contribute, i needed solutions on how to change her mind NOT advices to letting her go

Good attitude dear. This is exactly the mentality with which i would approach the issue.
You still havent asked ur mom WHY though . . . i think that's most important to solving the problem. A man doesnt have to cheat or beat his wife to break down a marriage. There must be some other things that are going on, things they probably hid from u guys just so u wouldnt have to worry about them. Find that out first.
This is the time for u kids to rally around ur parents and talk to them, get other more mature adults to talk to them too if that fails.

I reiterate the solution to the problem is not letting them go their different ways. It solves no problems . . . face it, it will hurt both ur parents very deeply and you guys will be unhappy.
Parents are funny pple, they like to do shakara but deep down they love each other.

RichyBlacK:
It's so amazing that some otherwise intelligent folks can't see through the toddler-driven foreign policies of the US.

the problem is you assume that you can even see at all talkless of seeing through the smog of conspiracy theories.