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mhozzis: pls can use help me on how to make one. how about dat port dat u can insert a flash how does one get it

Easiest thing to do.

Unfortunately I forgot to take pictures or vid wen I was making one. Chai.

Dnt worry.tomorrow I promise to try show how. Veeeerry easy.

Now im ........... high. At a joint......


I promise. I already tried to post but my pics were not showing.......

Tomorrow when I.wake...... hopefully. But I promise sha

ciphoenix: Ashipa na Gunner?

Unfortunately. Seems u have a problem with that? Dont worry, im a Gooner in remission......

Thanks guys.

I pledge to rededicate myself to nl.for.this.honour. feel free to ply me with ish. Im game for even the ones I dont know..... u must not leave nl d way u came......

Merry xmas dayokanu

And a happy fu



Anyway dis gist of demba ba, my hand no dey
Have it on good authority tha the dude has a dodgy knee. Yet anor crock..........

Have u ever thot of harnessing the power of your android machine effectively?

Truth is I would be lying if a said for instance I was an avid gamer etc etc but I do have games on my devices. Love playing nfs, could go on for hours

So I thought of making my device do more, I decided to explore and im gonna use d xmas break well.

First stop I made myself a usb OTG cable today. Easy to do. Tested n working.

So im gonna hook up my old usb gamepad to it and get the low down. Could use a ps3 controller but I no longer own the one I paid for, my teen bro "owns" it and I dare not touch .

Iv been tryin to get time to pick up a mhl hdmi adapter so I can hook up to my tv, maybe will get to do so soon.

Im also gonna try hook up a bluetooth keyboard n mouse and try my very own pc replacement gig. Jellybean does unleash android to anor level

Nice couple of days ahead. The tinkerer in me rejoices

chelseabmw: Most Assists in 2012 (Club + Country):


Mesut Ozil - 29
Juan Mata - 27
Franck Ribery - 26
Cesc Fabregas - 24
Lionel Messi - 23
Andres Iniesta - 23
Eden Hazard - 22
Andrea Pirlo - 22
Karim Benzema - 22

Again two chelsea players.....i cant even see a manutd player or arsenal player there on that list....We are the only one representing England

there are 2 chelsea players on this list, but some folks will have us believe.chelsea midfield dont pass d ball, have they been assisting ghosts?

anyway now torres is back what has changed? the vertical passes, the tap ins? what?

thanks everybody. hope you all have a swell christmas.

one love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u618zMlqz3M

Aaaahhhh!!!!!

VICTORY AT LAST!!! Victoria ascerta

I just want to thank God for this win, without papa God it could not have been possible.


and my campaign team members, wow u guys are the bomb. U encouraged me so much, u guys made this possible. Thank you ciphoenix, lynxnoon, aze and all d guys I can't remember right now, WE WON, guys WE WON


I also want to dedicate this win to all my fans, to everyone that voted for me, God bless u a thousand fold. We have just started. We shall bring back the glory days of the phone section together.


To my folks who believe and endorse the open source ethos, lets take this as a victory against the evils of proprietary extortion. We shall triumph.

I must also remember the great people of the nairaland Ubuntu thread. That was the first thread that got me coming back to nairaland daily. This is our victory for humanity.

And to the inspired people of the android thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LONG LIVE ANDROID, LONG LIVE NAIRALAND

We have just started.

I hereby declare the party started yaaay.
Make ur music requests known to d deejay, let the music play joor.

My fellow contestant is also invited to the after party, no bad belle tinz here man, u gave me a hot contest. Respek man, respeck!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u367Dyd_fk#

Please please and please guy, kindly show some love by voting 4llerbuntu for phone section poster of the year. Give something back, nobody asks for money here. Let it not be only the guys that ask for money that get rewarded.

The thread is the first on the phone section. U can also follow the link in my signature.

Thank you so very much.

Akjerry: Please can some one help me... I hear read peoples post on how they use airtel bsm to surf on android. Even mtn bis....... Plz uh is currently operating this package should hint me on how.08066749458

For airterl bsm u dont need anything special. Load your phone with 1,200.
Then send BSM to 440

Once u get a confirmation text that you are subscribed to bis social, reboot ur fone.

U now have 1gb data to browse.

It uses the normal apn. Internet.ng.airtel.com

Gadgetmobil: Pls d wifi on an android fone isn't connecting nor is it showing 4 connection when switched on.Pls how can I make d fone access wifi.

You have to be more specific about the issue. The phone, os, type of wifi, screenshots if possible, error messages if any.

mhozzis: pls o my airtel 1 gig has finished but it hasn't expired pls how do i resubscribe

Send DEACTIVATE to 440

It is what it is. 4llerbuntu IS the right choice. It's not by sentiment.

Please do the right thing and vote 4llerbuntu.
U know quite well that seductive words from a politician amount to nothing in the long run.

And we don't need politicians on phones board.

VOTE 4llerbuntu.

Why not reserve this posturing for February?

No be mouth be ball

whats wrong and whats right are relative my guy

plus i heard of fakenamegenerator.com....... haaay yaa yaaa yaaa yaahII

this nigga coming home with some shit

@ slyrox, i differ. u see what this kid did, i kid u not i dont have a minute of computer or pc training, but im game. there is this shit thatthat just comes, u know happen to u, u see a line of code and u can relate tho u barely know what it means....... u open up a pc and with nobody telling ya, u can tell this is this and this is that............ shit happens to me mahn, i get get freaked. true..........unfortunately im a lawyer

this dude is a god.................. end of.


u see my point is there are 10 yr old boys with this capabilities hereabouts, the system just does not help them. if i had netflix etc id have hacked e,. honest. i dont give a shit. its just a buzz. boys here just make do with mass mailer and bombing and what not, its whats available. get 24/7 easy internet, i swear this country will be the capital of the net


meanwhile who gat this dude's contact? tho he is half me age plus some, this dude is for shizzle

texazzpete: A photo of a wholesome woman dressed appropriately for an Atletics meet is now 'immoral'?

Brethren, you see how old-fashioned this Ashewo of Lagos really is?

If you vote for this guy, we may yet see a return to the dark days where we had to use cheap China phone of N3000

people, now u can see this chap for what he is, HE DOES NOT REPRESENT THE NAIRA!!!!!LAND

how can a woman in underwear, panties and bra top in public be "appropriately" dressed>? its Un african, un nigerian, unwholesome!

do u want your kids and young'un to come to NL and be introduced to women in panties AT THE PHONES SECTION?

sigh.... u know what to do! do it.

Say No to pimping in the phones section, VOTE 4LLERBUNTU

But my people, we all know this was never a contest. Now you can all see what I have been saying, they are here inducing voters with bribes of phones.

Ironically they always promise more than they can deliver, iPhone for where? If you chop that you can chop anything.


They are also inducing immorality, posting pictures of half clad women, is this what they want to reduce our nairaland to? Worse still na oyinbo, u feel say dem fit give u oyinbo for naija here?


[size=14pt]Oh what a fantabulous construction of scammerific proportions. What a odious agenda of social decadence and malafide actionality.
Oh what terrible malfeasance of gigantic and astounding dimensions.
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@mods i demand that my foe be disqualified for attempting to soil the electioneering process and bringing nairaland into disrepute. The evidence is before us, lies, propaganda, corruption, soliciting,attempted bribery etc etc etc.

I demand JUSTICE!!!!!!!!



My people be not swayed. Please spread the gospel to other threads, let the people know that the saviour of the phone section has arisen. Bring them here to vote.

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4LLERBUNTU!!!! The truth[/size]

Heheheheeheh

Words on marble here. Issorite.

I will save this page. Pls on d downlow also prepare your excuses and whatnot. Lest u be so foolish as to deny what was earlier written.

blackchild09: hello please house do you think the xperia p is a good phone considering the price 50k or should I just go for a UK used Samsung galaxy note?

The NOTE!!!! everyday of the week

see the face of the eeeevul one thats tryin to mislead uuuu..

is this fellow worthy of your vote, look at the face of the one hiding behind that username

be wise, be not swayed by seductive words......... na camouflage!!!

[size=18pt]VOTE 4LLERBUNTU. [/size] even mama says so



@xxVictorxx: u see the result of their hegemony? vote wisely, these chaps have been the ones controlling the entire shenanigans. u can see first hand what lie is like on NL wen people like tex r voted?

VOTE 4LLERBUNTU FOR EMANCIPATION

Notin to say much.

na me be their super ted.

see them run....... ios agenda tinzzzz

[size=14pt]Ubuntu 12.04/12.10 -easy way to save flash videos and streams from firefox
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With a text editor, save the code below into file named "getvids.sh".
Move it to the location you want to save videos.
Right-click on the file, go to Properties, Change the Permissions to "Allow executing as a program".

All you have to do is double click the script, select "Run in Terminal", and it will save all video files to that directory.

To save the whole video, it has to be finished loading in your browser.

It will save videos from almost any website, including youtube, vimeo, dailymotion, metacafe, liveleak, facebook. Just delete any video files you don't want.



(If a video you want is not getting saved, then the website is probably using a proprietary stream format that can't be saved by any cache retrieving program. Examples: Hulu, netflix, some youtube videos?) Also, VLC player is a great for watching flash videos.

#!/usr/bin/env bash
# getvids.sh [save_folder]

SAVE_FOLDER="$HOME" # User editable

# If the below option is used, then this script should be run in a terminal.
#CPMOD="-i" # Uncomment to prevent file overwrites

PATERN="libflashplayer"
ALL_PID=`pgrep -f $PATERN`

if [ $? -eq 1 ]; then
echo ERROR: Flashplayer not running
exit 1
fi

if [ ! -z $1 ]; then
echo "Setting save location: $1"
SAVE_FOLDER="$1"
fi

if [ ! -d "$SAVE_FOLDER" ]; then
echo "Save location doesn't exist: $SAVE_FOLDER"
exit 1
fi

for PID in $ALL_PID; do
declare -a OUTFILES=($(ls -lt1 /proc/$PID/fd | grep '/tmp/Flash' | sed 's/^.*\/tmp\///' | sed 's/\ .*$//'))
declare -a FDS=($(ls -lt1 /proc/$PID/fd | grep '/tmp/Flash' | awk '{ print $9 }' ))
for ((i=0; i<${#FDS[@]}; i++)); do
saveas="$SAVE_FOLDER/${OUTFILES[i]}.flv"
echo "Copying video ${FDS[i]} to $saveas"
cp $CPMOD "/proc/$PID/fd/${FDS[i]}" "$saveas"
done
done

good morning folks. its your boi, Ashipa of lagos Noni
u know how we do, u know what it is
Remember:
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eeh ki n shey Obo mehn, omo eeh ni iru,
Aiye to quality, o waa ni odo 4llerbuntu
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JOOR OH!!!!!!!!

4llerbuntu Ni ooo



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jt6zwYNRsU

All d one above na nomination or na vote?

They all thought they had voted oooo.


Nb: 4llerbuntu is d man u want peeps, vote 4llerbuntu and lets take.nl phone section to a whole new height

LWKMD.
this guy.....


Oh LAWD, OMG!!!!

Somebody call the RSPCA. Animal cruelty is being introduced and profiled on NL

yes by none other than the Infamous Tex. it is clear he still nurses a huge grudge against innocent animals. remember how many times Super Ted messed him up?

yeah, the same chap messed up and used to wipe the ground serially by Super Ted wants you to believe he is now an animal rights campaigner? oh please.

but how dis kain tory wan chop u na? all these na Bode Goerge tactics my people. SAY NO to the DARK SIDE!!!


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnz659C1nx1qinvcko1_400.gif

ok, muki. tired of campaigning sef

Lol @ ramsey.

i already told y'all. somebody related to ramsey is Wenger's mistress

meanwhile, with Jeremy Meade also likely to get a first contract if he continues to impress, the FA owes wenger the obligation to send a few trophies his way.
at least he is now producing english players in his team

SMH.

i see they have reverted to type, orchestrating a campaign of propaganda and calumny.

nevertheless i remain resolute and DETAHMEENED . i continue to uphold the confidence my people have retained in me.


My people be not swayed by sweet words and rhetoric. be not deceived by the lies and misleading info.

4LLERBUNTU remains your man. exercise your franchise rightly.

Vox Populi Vox Dei. the voice of the people is supreme here. Vote for a man near to you, vote for a man that relates to u. we can never ever be called outsiders, even those that joined NL yesterday cannot call 4llerbuntu an outsider!!!!

Pls ignore the strange man, the outsider. pitch your tent for your man, MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE!! 4llerbuntu is the chosen one

Well, it seems its becoming clear who the PDP candidate here is

i refuse to be drawn on irrelevancies. One-Track playing the right tunes (solving your needs) or 10 tracks playing what is irrelevant to u.... your choice

and there is no candidate called "ME" in this election. u see we need to encourage selflessness on NL. not a "me" too ideology



and no need for mud slinging, last time i checked, TExazzpete was some fake, forming bad guy, always crapped on by a teddy bear FORIEGN fellow. This is NAIRALAND. The ASHIPA is a true nigerian!!!

the candidate of choice for this election, the right one is called [size=16pt]4LLERBUNTU!!!! vote for him NOW!!!![/size]

hmmn, their "megawatts" has magically re-appeared at christmas, soon to disappear from the 3rd of the year!!


pray do tell where these megawatts is being used, cos i only get power between 11pm and 6 am. is that what the megawatts bring?


all these f00ls and their retarded ways. u can keep lying to yourself. if u like score urself 100%. na u get ur mouth, run it anyhow

tumababa: any price to win?

a night at the radisson blu with any female NL Mod of your choice, all expenses paid

WHAT!!!!!!

This campaign has gone nuclear!!! wow. just see the amount of propaganda listed about me there.

Simply put, don't believe what the enemy camp say.

1. i was around in 2008, i was here when the N97 bla bla bla was going on. (na seun archives wey disappear with the hacking scandal dey cause dis kain thing.)

2. i have never owned a iDevice..... for obvious reasons, BUT IT WOULD SHOCK U THAT I REGULARLY JAILBREAK and love-vendor them for friends and family. as a person who on principle does not commit intellectual fraud, i have refrained from joining iDebates and what not.

YES I KNOW A LOT ABOUT IDEVICES. ITS IN MY NATURE TO DO SO!!!!!!

3. Blackberries: i have had the pleasure ( eeewww ) to have owned 3 of em, starting with a Bold 1, a Storm 2, and a Torch.
naturally, i KNOW blackberries like the back of my hands, esp after having to run support for the countless folks around me who simply buy them by the minute practically .......... duh!!!

incidentally, as those who know me privately can confirm, i have secretly been rooting for BB10/RIM, including my FOE here.
But then NL is never fun when everyone is busy toeing the same line. and honestly, from a technical view, the old BB's are Shyte!!! (see i always honest)


4. windows phone.... Nope. Some folks i know including a GF owns one. The tiles are not my cup of tea. i'd pass on that. but given the pitiably poor number of NL members who know or have even seena WP, it is irrelevant


5. Symbian and the older phones...... duh!! we were all doing that like we were doing it for TV. thats stale mahn.



INCIDENTALLY even my foe give me props for my achievements. eg:

and the man who up until 2010 was boasting about 'running .deb files on N900 using X-Term'

that was the sheeeet way back mehn!!!



heey, i got the street cred too. Like lets face it, when the jungle was mature i threw it down here on the down low during the FBT days
back wen it was hawt and banging!!! anybody remember the .muf.mobi days eh I WAS A PIONEER!!!!!

forget the elitist posturing, lets face it, who here has not been into fbt? if ur feeling my swag on this just jump on this.....
my people still ring me up when they need the dope mehn!!! its all good. retired now, but still gat the skillz like that!



AND FINALLY, IM THE GUY WHO GETS THE INFO OUT, WHO HELPS MY PEOPLE WITH WHAT THEY NEED. WHO SOLVES THE PROBLEM.
i don't deal in rhetoric, pure grammar ain't ma forte. man this is geek-speak, geek-dom, not a effin english debate!!
I DO IT LIKE I'M DOING IT FOR TV, FOR FREE.

I HELP, I SOLVE, I SUPPORT!!!! simples

and for me its NEVER about "winning" or besting folks hereabout when we get intellectual, its about sharing info, learning and informing. and for what its worth, this dude here taken some folks to d cleaners too


I REP THE OPEN-SOURCE ETHOS, I BELIEVE AND PRACTICE IT, I LIVE IT!!!!!!!!! i walk the walk, not just talk the talk. My records speak for me.

CHOOSE WISELY. YOU CAN STILL MOVE YOUR VOTE TO THE WINNING CAMP, THE CHAP THAT WORKS FOR YOU
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VOTE FREEDOM, VOTE CHOICE, VOTE KNOWLEDGE, VOTE 4LLERBUNTU
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A nite at radisson blu with any female NL Mod of ur choice, all expenses paid.

Oh muki muki.....