₦airaland Forum

RichyBlacK:
This reminds me of North Korea's 2006 detonation of a nuclear device; when the West and her minions experience an event they never believed possible, they begin a process best described as mental self-mutilation - they begin to question the veracity of the event. In that confused state, they attempt to discredit the event as untrue, while simultaneously threatening the producers of the event with everything from air-strikes to Guantanamo Bay to nuclear "annihilation".

The question is this: How can one event simultaneously generate doubt, disbelief and all manner of rejection, and still result in serious military threats?

Ceeno E vu:
I hope say I nor dey confuse people o. That was a satire abi wetin literature people dey call am. Nothing there is true o. I just dey imagine say na that kain thing go happen eventually, and that's why the date is 2011. 3 years into the future.

Sisikill:
Mr. Senator here has single handedly rubbished the Laws of cause and effect. Now the direct effect of a cause can be the direct cause of the cause. Brilliant! If you ask me, just Brilliant!!

The real mudslinging of this year's presidential campaign won't even start until after the party conventions in August, but it's already beginning to seem as though the Obama camp is a trifle thin-skinned. If it reacts this way to a cartoon drawn by a sympathizer who was mocking the outrageous slurs that have been directed at the candidate, what are they going to do when the Republicans start sharpening their artists' pencils?

Double Chief Honorable Smart Adeyemi

Ceeno E vu:
Breaking news!!! Dateline 2011-July-15
Over 1000 residents of Ajegunle, Lagos State are now in detention for breaking the new law prohibiting the use of unregistered "non-industrial" generators. Most of them were using generators with between 0.5-2.5 KVA generators whcih have been classified as "Non Industrial" generators. The minister in charge of the new law Double Chief Honorable Smart Adeyemi while talking to journalists from his 250KVA-generator-powered office complex said the government will not leave any stoned unturned in their quest to punish people that are bent on paralyzing PHCN by buying unregistered "non-industrial" generators. The government have earlier designated Dangote Group of companies as the sole importer and registrar of "non-industrial" generators. Only high-capacity generators (that can only be afforded by the high and mighty) are allowed to be brought into the country ad sold without being duly registered.

We will update you as the news develop.

Queenisha:
and so what ?
A woman is meant to beautify herself.
That's what women do.
That's why more women do plastics
That's why more women use cosmetics.
That's why in the olden days,women used tatoos ,chalk and henna to draw designs on their skins.
Are we now competing?

Lmao ask me o. Look at Snoop's hair? No be relaxer? Llyod n ko? All opf them relaxers and curling activators. These people don't know what they are talking about. seriously

Queenisha:
A decade later he's living in a one bedroom apartment lost his house and cars to his trophy queen and paying heavy child support for her 3 kids and he then called my friend and apologized for treating her like crap but too late she's hapilly remarried to a fine young man

Manchester United have agreed to pay Tottenham £28 million for Dimitar Bebatov, who have set aside £17 million of that fee to sign Blackburn's David Bentley in a move that could spark a transfer domino effect.


Dimitar Berbatov - Manchester United agree £28 million Dimitar Berbatov fee as Tottenham close on David Bentley
Heading north: Dimitar Berbatov is on his way to Manchester United

Tottenham had been warned by United that they would be not be held to ransom in their pursuit to sign Berbatov, after they had an initial £20 million approach rebuffed over the weekend, setting a maximum limit of £25 million on the Bulgarian striker.

But reports suggest that both clubs have since reached a comprise for £2 million less than the original £30 million asking price Spurs had demanded for the player, who has scored 27 goals in the Premier League since his arrival from German side Bayer Leverkusen two years ago.

United want to pay Tottenham a fee of £18 million up front with the rest of the transfer payable after success-related clauses and appearances, similar to the arrangement they struck with the north London club for Michael Carrick in 2006.

Berbatov, 27, has made no secret of his desire to move to the champions in past and his agent Emil Danchev confirmed: "Manchester United have expressed interest in Berbatov but I cannot comment on the issue further."

joke apart:
4Play Wrote:Are Brits also islamist? Today's UK Guardian poll suggest most Brits endorse Obama. What point is this guy making?Here's the guardian link: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/jul/14/barackobama.johnmccain

davidylan:
We have had people refuse to vote Obama on silly reasons such as lapel pins, fist bumps, middle names . . . we had a certain Kevin James on MSNBC hardball claiming Obama was endorsed by Hamas and had an associate working with them . . . puhlease this is not the first election in US history but it is the first involving a black candidate.

"We like Mr. Obama, and we hope that he will win the elections," Ahmed Yousuf, Hamas' top political adviser in the Gaza Strip, said in an exclusive interview with World Net Daily and with the John Batchelor Show on WABC Radio in New York.

Afam:
@4Play,
Can any sanction really be limited to individuals? If yes, how come only Saddam did not suffer when they claimed the sanctions were targeted at his regime?

Afam:
This is good news. I am glad the UN isn't allowing the US and UK fool the world again with their deceit.

Someone claims the sanctions were targeted at Mugabe and 11 officials, wonderful. Just as the sanctions targeted at Saddam and his top government functionaries affected only Saddam and his men.

Mustay:
what has this got to do with Politics?

Gordon Brown faces strong resistance to his plan to help Nigeria restore order in its main oil-producing region, with Britain’s defence chiefs fearing it would further stretch their resources.

The UK prime minister, who is to meet Umaru Yar’Adua, the president of Nigeria, in London next week, said he wanted to assist in protecting pipelines and shipping lanes in the Niger Delta.

He is considering offering maritime training for the Nigerian armed forces to make oil installations less vulnerable to looting.

The plans do not include deployment of British troops in significant numbers, but the country’s defence ministry is said to be resistant, warning it might further stretch military resources.

“This idea is not about sending in more troops, but it would still mean gifting the Nigerians with stuff, giving them kit,” said a senior Whitehall official. “As a result there is a bit of a spat going on over what the prime minister wants to give and what the MoD is willing to do.”

Mr Brown believes it is important to shore up security in the region because of the impact of lawlessness on Nigeria’s oil supply. Unrest in the delta has cut its capacity to pump oil by a quarter in recent months, helping to drive up world oil prices.

However, the idea of boosting maritime training for the Nigerian armed forces must overcome several hurdles if it is to be realised, not just the MoD’s resistance.

Mrs Farida Waziri, the new boss of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) was absolutely right when she told a visiting delegation of the Nigeria Bar Association (NBA) led by Olisa Agbakoba, NBA President that here in Nigeria too many persons in public office are mentally ill, and that to sanitise the Nigerian public space, aspiring public office holders should be subjected to psychiatric tests. "According to her" The Guardian reports, "Most of the negative character traits exhibited by public officers in the country, especially massive looting of the treasury, are symptoms of mental illness."

She even tried to identify these negative traits: the theft of public funds, primitive accumulation, and greed. "You know if you are stealing what you need, it is a different thing but if you are grabbing left, right and centre throughout, then your character should be called to question. This, she said, is necessary in order to help many Nigerians who cannot even raise a voice against some of these practices. They cannot feed three square meals while those who occupy public offices through elections, return to their villages, demolish their shanties and replace them with paradise with no regard for their neighbours who cannot feed. This is merciless". Thank you, Mrs Waziri.