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ifyalways:
Sorry,If you have your cash ready,there wont be any questions or personal reords query whatsoever.all they need is the cash.my friend did his,no much questions and he paid 4000K.Looks like it don't have a specific price or

"All they need is cash!". . . .you have to love the Nigerian Police.

I know it's the News Of The World but you never know:

REAL MADRID will step up their pursuit of Arsenal’s Cesc Fabregas after conceding defeat in the battle to sign Cristiano Ronaldo.

Manchester United’s insistence they will not sell their star winger has finally been accepted by the Spanish giants.

Real chiefs have run out of patience with United’s stance and Ronaldo’s refusal to ask for a transfer, so have made former Barcelona trainee Fabregas their new No 1 target.

Spanish sources are claiming to have made two approaches to Fabregas’ representatives and were told he wants to stay at Arsenal for at least one more year.

But, as United will testify, Real do not give up easily and will try to prise him away before the August 31 transfer deadline.

http://blogs.notw.co.uk/sport/2008/07/madrid-go-for-f.html

I thought the best part was this,spreads on interbank rates and rates on credit default swaps falling.

And there were other wonderful signs. In the city of the Street at the Wall, spreads on interbank interest rates dropped like manna from Heaven and rates on credit default swaps fell to the ground as dead birds from the almond tree, and the people who had lived in foreclosure were able to borrow again.

Black gold gushed from the ground at prices well below $140 per barrel. In hospitals across the land the sick were cured even though they were uninsured. And all because the Child had pronounced it.

And this is the testimony of one who speaks the truth and bears witness to the truth so that you might believe. And he knows it is the truth for he saw it all on CNN and the BBC and in the pages of The New York Times.

[quote author=Iyke-D link=topic=154263.msg2562522#msg2562522 date=1217099339]Man, support McCain all you want but please you need to give the idea of the Iraq war being right, because the majority of Americans
now think it was a major mistake.[/quote]The war is wrong because 'the majority of Americans think it was a major mistake',does that mean that the war was right back in '03/04 because the majority of Americans thought it was right then? What happens if Americans later change their minds about the war again?

Back in '04,Obama announced that had he been in the Senate when the Iraq vote came up,he doesn't know whether he would have voted for or against it. Few years later, Obama claims to have no doubt about his initial position.
[quote author=Iyke-D link=topic=154263.msg2562522#msg2562522 date=1217099339]And please don't reduce a $1trillion mistake to SURGE.  I was told the US was going to war with Iraq not "surge" with Iraq.  I hope you
will admit it but part of the reason why McCain's surge is "so successful" is because the insurgents were being paid to put down their
arms as well.  That said, the difference between small and big minded leaders is that the former focus on the tactical while the latter is
more concerned with strategy.[/quote]Don't quote a $1trillion figure as if it is a fact when that figure was trotted out by a prominent Democrat economist. Even Paul Krugman,a liberal economist,notes that wars do often benefit the US economy and the Iraq war was no exception.

Obama was against the surge which he said will not work. On the one occasion in his tenure in the US Senate where a major decision was to be made,he made a woefully wrong call. All he keeps trotting out is his stance back in Illinois when he was a legislator in a state that was against the war,thus,it was easy to take a politically convenient stance.

Ode to Our Saviour,Barack "Jesus" Obama:

And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.

The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.

When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: “Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?”

In the great Battles of Caucus and Primary he smote the conniving Hillary, wife of the deposed King Bill the Priapic and their barbarian hordes of Working Class Whites.

He travelled fleet of foot and light of camel, with a small retinue that consisted only of his loyal disciples from the tribe of the Media. He ventured first to the land of the Hindu Kush, where the

Taleban had harboured the viper of al-Qaeda in their bosom, raining terror on all the world.

And the Child spake and the tribes of Nato immediately loosed the Caveats that had previously bound them. And in the great battle that ensued the forces of the light were triumphant. For as long as the Child stood with his arms raised aloft, the enemy suffered great blows and the threat of terror was no more.

From there he went forth to Mesopotamia where he was received by the great ruler al-Maliki, and al-Maliki spake unto him and blessed his Sixteen Month Troop Withdrawal Plan even as the imperial warrior Petraeus tried to destroy it.

And lo, in Mesopotamia, a miracle occurred. Even though the Great Surge of Armour that the evil Bush had ordered had been a terrible mistake, a waste of vital military resources and doomed to end in disaster, the Child's very presence suddenly brought forth a great victory for the forces of the light.

And the Persians, who saw all this and were greatly fearful, longed to speak with the Child and saw that the Child was the bringer of peace. At the mention of his name they quickly laid aside their intrigues and beat their uranium swords into civil nuclear energy ploughshares.

From there the Child went up to the city of Jerusalem, and entered through the gate seated on an ass. The crowds of network anchors who had followed him from afar cheered “Hosanna” and waved great palm fronds and strewed them at his feet.

In Jerusalem and in surrounding Palestine, the Child spake to the Hebrews and the Arabs, as the Scripture had foretold. And in an instant, the lion lay down with the lamb, and the Israelites and Ishmaelites ended their long enmity and lived for ever after in peace.

As word spread throughout the land about the Child's wondrous works, peoples from all over flocked to hear him; Hittites and Abbasids; Obamacons and McCainiacs; Cameroonians and Blairites.

And they told of strange and wondrous things that greeted the news of the Child's journey. Around the world, global temperatures began to decline, and the ocean levels fell and the great warming was over.

The Great Prophet Algore of Nobel and Oscar, who many had believed was the anointed one, smiled and told his followers that the Child was the one generations had been waiting for.

And there were other wonderful signs. In the city of the Street at the Wall, spreads on interbank interest rates dropped like manna from Heaven and rates on credit default swaps fell to the ground as dead birds from the almond tree, and the people who had lived in foreclosure were able to borrow again.

Black gold gushed from the ground at prices well below $140 per barrel. In hospitals across the land the sick were cured even though they were uninsured. And all because the Child had pronounced it.

And this is the testimony of one who speaks the truth and bears witness to the truth so that you might believe. And he knows it is the truth for he saw it all on CNN and the BBC and in the pages of The New York Times.

Then the Child ventured forth from Israel and Palestine and stepped onto the shores of the Old Continent. In the land of Queen Angela of Merkel, vast multitudes gathered to hear his voice, and he preached to them at length.

But when he had finished speaking his disciples told him the crowd was hungry, for they had had nothing to eat all the hours they had waited for him.

And so the Child told his disciples to fetch some food but all they had was five loaves and a couple of frankfurters. So he took the bread and the frankfurters and blessed them and told his disciples to feed the multitudes. And when all had eaten their fill, the scraps filled twelve baskets.

Thence he travelled west to Mount Sarkozy. Even the beauteous Princess Carla of the tribe of the Bruni was struck by awe and she was great in love with the Child, but he was tempted not.

On the Seventh Day he walked across the Channel of the Angles to the ancient land of the hooligans. There he was welcomed with open arms by the once great prophet Blair and his successor, Gordon the Leper, and his successor, David the Golden One.

And suddenly, with the men appeared the archangel Gabriel and the whole host of the heavenly choir, ranks of cherubim and seraphim, all praising God and singing: “Yes, We Can.”

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/gerard_baker/article4392846.ece

That mooncalf called Richyblack tried to 'convict' Israel on the basis of the relative quantity of civilian deaths Israel is responsible for. The sheer idiocy of this argument is only surpassed by the hypocrisy it reveals.

The argument is idiotic because it rests on the glib assumption that 'guilt' in a conflict can be ascertained through a body count,with the party responsible for the most deaths designated as the guilty party.By this measure,between Nazi Germany and the Allied Forces,the Allied Forces were the guilty party.

The hypocrisy arises because Richyblack and his ilk fail to apply this morbid logic generally,Israel seems to be the only exception.If the relative body count matters,imagine the havoc it will do to Richy's worldview.

Since the 2nd Intifada started in Sept 2000,about 4,900 Palestinians have died in total at the hands of Israel. Putin's Russia,in a shorter time frame, managed to kill at least 20,000 Chechens. This remarkable body count hasn't affected Richy's high regard for Putin one jot.

In the Anfal campaign waged against Kurds by Saddam,again within a shorter time frame, at least 100,000 civilians were killed.In Halabja,Saddam managed to kill in one day,more civilians than Israel has managed in 8 years. Has any of this affected Richy's high estimation of Saddam?

It's important to note that the figure of 4,900 Palestinian deaths presumes that every Palestinian who has died since Sept 2000 is an 'innocent civilian'.In reality,if we isolate the civilian deaths,one won't be surprised to find that almost as many civilians died in a few days in Odi,Nigeria as have died since the 2nd Intifada.

Blatant:
Do you not think that if the so-called suicide bombers had the military resources available to the Isrealis, they wont need to commit suicide when they attack Israelis?

A terrorist is a terrorist, whether he is a suicide bomber or a distant bomber!!!

What would the Arabs do to a non-Arab people if they had superior military resources? Why ask,when history and current events offer compelling answers to this question:Darfur,South Sudan,Mauritania,Western Sahara(Morocco),Berbers in Algeria,Kurds in Iraq and Syria,e.t.c; to name but a few.

If the shoe was on the other foot,the conflict won't be still raging as the scale of the atrocities committed on Jews would make Rwanda look like child's play.

Person just dey waste his time. Chinesedoll and I have been an item for months now.

It's obvious this story isn't true.I'm not the biggest fan of China but you know a fable when you see one.

Huntelaar isn't a flair player,which is probably what Van Basten prefers.As for not starting regularly,he has a better goals ratio for Holland at 25 when compared to Van Nistlerooy at the same age.

He will make a good addition to United compared to what we have at the moment.

Doyin has baby mamas in all the London boroughs. . . . the boy can't keep his nob to himself. His constant run-ins with CSA(Child Support Agency) is legendary.  

doyin13:
@4PLAY
Is it true H.R Hotness is chairwoman of PEAK MILK?

I'm not in a position to know.

I'm always looking out for staff of the West African Milk Co(WAMCO) though.

Uche2nna:
@ 4play
You don become dokita  

I still dey vex over "The Most Eligible Bachelor" crown Queenisha just dash you.I am livid with rage because it should have been me.

OMO IBO:
u dim witted fools seem to be missing a point here. im prolly the one with half a brain  around.

No truer words have ever been spoken by you. Alas, we have a confession from you that you have 'half a brain'. . . . . you might as well start your own thread so we can discuss remedies.

Queenisha:
You are a smart man.
A few others also thought so and voiced it.
I still think you're the most eligible bachelor on nairaland.
I hope TOH is reading this

Most eligible wetin? I withdraw my friendship . . .  .Uche2Nnna is the most eligible instead of me.I am very pissed off!

@Cristalz

Do you work as MOPOL? It's all good. . . .I get turned on by women in police uniform barking orders at me. Good thing you gave Debosky the boot,he lives in a trailer park.

Honey,I can imagine you in my arms arguing about football before proceeding to exchange bodily fluids.
_{Is this love,is this love,that I am feeling?}      

Just wanted to put Nwando in a bit of a tight spot explaining herself.  

@Debosky

Lay off my girl,right now !

@Cristalz

How are your babylons doing? Coming to Abuja soon and need a woman to dance the
conga with.

Queenisha:
no,not size haba!
una don come.
we just talk of how good they are and how to make it even gooder since my friend is as romantic as myself.
We love to be loved.

It is a slippery slope. Once you start talking about performance,size becomes an issue. This is an abominable act,queenisha. What is this world coming to?

Lady J:
honestly i can't share my husband's sexual perfomance wt anybody;I CANT

Imagine my wife discussing my sexual performance with her friend. Abomination!!!

Queenisha:
Most of the time they get A's in performance.
So it's not as though we're bashing.

His cooking skills you mean to say.

davidylan:
This one na wa.  
Unwritten rule for the male - never talk about your wife in bed with another man even your own father!

You get crude mind. . . she might be talking of kitchen or 'DIY' performance.No true Igbo woman will talk of her husband's sexual performance to her friends@ Queenisha,na lie?

Kobojunkie:
Hmmm,  am I concerned about how beautiful the city I live in is when I am broke?? Something to thing about !!!

Do beggars/homeless people/unemployed people then gravitate towards cities simply cause they are beautiful?? I smell research project here!!

This is a moment that calls for LMAO!

debosky:
she has resurfaced!  
27 posts, 5 topics already  

just limit the amount of topics you start, else BAN!  

It's probably an obsessive compulsive 'topic starting' disorder.

I think she needs a man to be keeping her busy. This is misplaced sexual energy that she has channelled towards starting topics on NL.

I won't be surprised if Barth Nnaji,through Geometrics, is merely a front for some thieving politician.

Some of the women on NL seem to have testis they obviously can do without.

The odd thing is that Obama being President doesn't advance blacks' causes anymore than Jews failing to provide one has regressed their cause. In the relatively fleeting period Obama is President and even long after that ,don't dare tell white Americans about real problems regarding employment discrimination or police brutality.As far as they will be concerned, Obama in the White House is an exculpatory factor when discussing white racism.

Long after Obama and Michelle are gone with their future secured with book deals and lucrative speaking tours,black Americans will still have longstanding issues to deal with.He won't make an iota of difference to their lives.

davidylan:
Wosai! who says criticism isnt justifiable? I'd be uncomfortable to be electing a man for such an important office on a free passage. I'm just tired of seeing criticism for criticism sake, lets be candid if Obama were white there'd be no question about who would be occupying the white house in January.

When was the last time a white man who had neither years of executive experience or legislative experience at the federal level come this far?

toshmann:
in your assesment.
his supporters think otherwise. they are most important to him. he needs the votes and not your intellectual assesment of his decisions.

The debate is not on whether his trip will cost him votes or not.His supporters will always applaud him even for blowing his nose. The debate is on how this trip shines a light into Obama's personality.Without a doubt,the electorate does elect people who make fools of themselves,until they get into power and make fools of the nation.

McCain travelled to Europe,as have a lot of American presidential candidates in the past. What makes Obama's visit remarkable for its imperiousness is that he chose certain historical landmarks in what is merely a trip to boost his prospects.

Think of it this way,would foreign politicians in their presidential campaigns come to the US and request the use of major US national landmarks as backdrops to their campaigns? That would be,and rightly so,perceived as a slight,demeaning the significance of such places.

No US politician goes over to Europe(apart from Obama of course) and makes such requests either. Its one thing doing it as President,its quite another doing it while you are still a mere Senator campaigning for President.

lucabrasi:
then the normal thing to have done would be to have asked me what imeant isnt it?ill ask you a simple question in return,did the us govt only start giving aid inn 2008?i guess your answer is no, so collate everything together and then find out if its not in the region of 1/3rd or not, between wats with picking out a single comment out of loads,

Don't be an idiot. The onus is on he who makes a claim to prove it. You told a barefaced lie repeatedly and you are now assigning me the responsibility to add up all US foreign aid for decades to disprove a lie.

Are you people forgetting that Mugabe led the charge to suspend Nigeria from the Commonwealth after the 'Ogoni 9' incident? Yar'Adua is only reciprocating Mugabe's hypocrisy.