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Can someone explain to me what all the ;d ;d ;d means.I am not used to internet lingo

These are some of the ways to make your girl feel like a woman-
Throw your dirty clothes on her and tell her to go and wash it
Make sexually derogatory remarks at her
Call her a bitch
Pinch her boobs and her ass every now and then

Yemen
Where is this leading to?
Next is O

Nicest thing ever said to me-"I want you to wang dang my poon tang''


Nicest thing I said-"I don't mind eating from a hairy plate''

Awka is the best with the most lovely people in the country.

My team of the season:
                                            Jussi Jaskeleinen

Gary Neville           John Terry       Jaime Carragher            William Gallas


                                              Claude Makelele
                               
                                              Xabi Alonso

Stephen Gerrard                                                                 Christiano Ronaldo
                                            Thierry Henry
                                            Ruud Van Nistlerooy

Manager:Rafa Benitez

What abou Di-Stefano?He did not win the World Cup like Pele but his exploits at Real Madrid marked him out as just good as Pele.
Personally I think Maradona was better than Pele.

because the Final is a one-off match anything can happen but I still think that Barca will prove to be too strong for Arsenal .My prediction is 3-1 to Braca.The premiership stiil has a long way to go catch up with La Liga as Boro showed on Wednesday but in 5 to 10 years it will probably become the best because of the financial resources available in the Premiership.

Its hard to say with the World Cup still to play.
If I had to I will say Thierry Henry and that is painful for me to say cos I hate Arsenal.But he singlehandedly has helped to drag a largely mediocre team into the 4th place in the Premiership and to the Final of the Champions League .

Many people will disagree but Ronaldinho is no longer as good as he was 2 years ago in the 2nd hal of the 2003/2004 season.This is partly because he tends to start on the left side of midfield unlike then when he played in the centre behind the main striker.

Why do old men pull up their trousers to ther stomachs?

In what way are religions imported?Let's not forget that some Africans have been Christians long b4 Europeans became Christians.The famous St Augustine was an African and there were 3 African Popes in the early days.
If you know your history you will know that African missionaries helped spread Christianity to Europe .It is true that Europeans helped bring Christianity to our own part of sub-saharan Africa but that doesn't mean it is their own religion.
Let's not forget that many Nigerian tribes trace their ancestry to the Middle East so the two religions that owe their origin to that part of the world-Christianity and Islam- are as much part of our heritage as any other religion

It is true that Drogba is a good player.The full extent of his contribution can be seen from the fact that he had the highest number of assists in the league.
However for a player that cost £24million,he is not good enough to justify that price.When you think of ETOO[£17m],Van Nistlerooy[£19m],you can see he has not justified the price tag.Mourinho signed him to score 30 goals a season and at the time compared him to Henry,nobody can say he has been vindicated.
I won't say he is disappointing because I never rated him initially.He had only one good season at Marseille and people started praising him prematurely.He is a good player to sign for about £12m

There isn't enough nudity in Nigerian movies.We need to see more flesh.
They already show a lot of bloodshed,but I guess most people will prefer nudity rather than violence.

All these ugly guys putting up their pictures.Go to a modelling agency or something.Henceforth I only want to see female pictures.All the ladies in Nairaland are extremely beautiful and I prefer to see their pictures instead.

I am offended by the comparisons of the President to apes.That is insulting to apes.
The President has no comparison,he isthe scum of the earth

@COCO29
Maybe you and I can hook up and I will show what I want in a woman.

My point is that the games women play can be so farcical that you end up losing interest in them.I understand women don't want to look cheap and want to test their suitors true intentions but they tend to overdo it.
Life is too short and most men ain't got time to wait

Diouf was disappointing again this season

Men say what they mean and mean what they say.Their NGOs are usually genuine.
Women are to confused to figure out how to help people and are only in it for the money

Thoes women who set up NGOs or NG hoes as i like to call them are not doing it to help people.It is just a money making venture.They know many people in the West have a low opinon of Africans so they induce Westerners to send them money to fight perceived injustices that they exagerate.
It's typical of women to play on emotions for gain but most men like me can see through the facade

@me,myself
I am actually a very sensible man,it's just that nobody apreciates it.

@Zahymaka
He could end the marriage.No point in living with a dyke.

@COCO29
Chics have no biz delaying the inevitable.If they like me they should me want i want.
So long as their are girls who give it up early,I am not going to wait for those who are hell bent on playing pointless games

@Zahymaka
Dude that is some gay stuff.We need women to calm down our members,that's why God created them.
To enable us relax while we go on with the serious business of running the world

@Rotweiller
Whether I am joking is a matter of conjecture.I still think women should only open their mouths when they want to give head.But I found I was deluged with emails so I threw in the towel

Obviously men.We care so much we want to make love as often as possible

Someone once said to me "i want to give you head''
Now how nice is that.
I once said to someone "you are not too ugly to have sex' with me''
Beleive me that was really nice of me if you saw how ugly she was