Wow this is beautiful, they make me want to believe in love. However one shouldn't be fooled into thinking the journey of love will always be this blissful, we must look beyond the superficial to see it's all an illusion.

While this couple may appear to be in love paradise now, they may one day become each other's mortal enemy, leaving everyone asking what the hell happened? In the end we must acknowledge that love is just like a temporary high, it fades away with times.

I wish the couple well though! I hope they last.

ROSSIKE:
GDP per capita IS a measure of economic well being. You can go create your own private indices. And there is nothing called 'global development index'. You need to go and educate yourself.

Hahahaha you keep making a fool of yourself.

You just shot yourself on the foot. GDP per capita is same as per capita income, which is GDP divided by total population. This gives the average income of the populace, which is a true measure of personal wealth & standard of living. It's also an important factor in the development index.

Unfortunately, Nigeria has one of the lowest GDP per capita in the world, it's so poor that there are only a few countries worse than Nigeria. What this implies is that most Nigerians live in abject poverty, further buttressing my point that the OP need not think of moving to that hell hole.

Thanks for handing me victory, your stupi*dity is your Achilles hill, when you chose to engage people of superior intellect, sooner or later your idiocy would be laid bare for all to see.

I'm sure you're one of the many half-baked graduates being churned out by failed Nigerian universities.... You're a failure, you should write to your secondary school/Uni asking them for a refund of your wasted tuition fees.

Joavid:


Me?? am a very nice person but you are very rude and mean. Everyone on NL knows that.

That's not true!! I only reciprocate the vibe I receive. If someone is nice to me, I'm nice back & vice versa. You however, have not been nice to me, hence we are always at loggerheads.

ROSSIKE:
You're talking absolute rubbish and I sincerely hope the op is not swayed by your display of crass ignorance and dishonesty. The GDP per capita of Nigeria is far higher than Somalia, Sierra Leone, Sudan etc...and that is just one falsehood exposed out of the many you posted. Telling lies to make the country look 100% bad will get you nowhere.

See!! This is why I said the OP should stay away from Nigeria... Retar*ds like you would frustrate the living day light out of her with their stupi*dity.

You're what they call a confident moro*n, you take pride in showing off your ignorance for all to see, much like your retar*ded president Jonathan.

GDP is not a determinant of development, it is only a measure of revenue generated by domestic economic activity. Speaking of GDP, China & Brazil are in the top 10 but they are no where near the likes of Norway or Switzerland (with much smaller GDPs) in terms of development.

Your GDP (which exists only on paper by the way) doesn't make you developed. Money doesn't make you developed, it's what you do with that money.

You want to know where Nigeria stands vis-a-vis development? Go check out the Global devèlopment index.

ROSSIKE:
Calling a developing nation a "third world hell" IS talking down your country and is very disrespectful to the people living there. You seem ignorant of the fact that majority of countries on earth are developing states. Just because you live in what you consider to be "first world heaven" doesn't give you the right to insult and denigrate other societies.

Your wilful denial of the realities won't change anything. Someone comes here to seek objective advice regarding a life-changing move she's about to make, and you expect me to sugar coat the realities all in the name of sounding respectful or politically correct?

Why not tell that to the UN who ranks Nigeria as one of the poorest countries on earth? Yeah! Most countries are developing, the likes of China, Brazil, SA, etc Nigeria however, is not a developing country, it is an under-developed country, a third world among third worlds.

Nigeria's peers in terms of development are the likes of Sudan, Haiti, Somalia, Sierra Leone. Totally inhabitable for anyone who's lived their whole lives in a first world. It shouldn't even be contemplated.

Joavid:


Oh no you didn't!!

Yeah I did!! Nigerians are generally not nice. Example you.

ROSSIKE:
The way some of you talk down your country, one almost wishes that some great harm befalls you in that foreign land you call heaven - London in your case. Life has a way of shoving unexpected dung up your presumptious face.

I'm not talking down my country, just highlighting its realities. I don't live in heaven, everywhere has it's realities.

Before one makes an important, potentially life changing decision as relocating to a different country, there should be careful consideration of the pros & cons, more so if the country is a third world hell like Nigeria.

People like you are one of the reasons the OP needs to stay away from Nigeria.

Satan must be exerting some evil influence on this OP. Returning to Nigeria without a well thought out, long-term plan is tantamount to suicide.

Only an irrational person contemplates leaving a functioning & sane society for a dysfunctional one where a clueless retar*d presides as commander in chief... This is akin to jumping from frying pan into the fire.

Nigeria is fraught with every problem imaginable, you have no idea what you're asking for. The earlier you set realistic expectations about Nigeria/Africa, the better.

Of course most Nigerian folks here will encourage you to return so you could join them in hell, some will try to gain access to you so they could defraud you of the dollars you're carrying Nigerians are generally not nice people, always remember that.

Except you have access to substantial funds to get you settled in Nigeria, returning is a bad idea. Anyway you could give returning a trial run especially if you have no prior experience of living in Nigeria. Somethings are better experienced!!

I'm not one of those who think women should be treated differently, but there's something so wrong about this.

What kind of inhumane and barbaric society tolerates this?

I think this lad won't really appreciate being called a Nigerian. Yeah he may possess a Nigerian passport but he was born on American soil & only spent 10 years of his life in Nigeria.

Nigeria offered him nothing as usual, whatever he's achieving today is courtesy of America, you guys should quit claiming successful people you didn't make.

azat:
Madam stop taking it personal abeg. You rant as if a doctor ditched u once. Its shameful if you are doctor or health worker sef. You stay in US and deride your colleagues personally without considering the whole nigerian system. So you dont have nigerian doctors practising in diaspora or what. Abeg park well joor. Hundreds die from accidents on naija roads, u blame bad roads, people perish in air crashes u blame the aviation ministry, yet a patient dies u leave the same system of chaos and curruption in Nigeria and blame the poor doctor who tried his best under the circumstances. Mind u naija docs are doing well worldwide, mostly. I'm ashamed of u if u are medically trained, cos u speak like an insolent ignorant lay person. How many blood bank did u set up in ur nigerian village so that pregnant people wont die every minute in your village . Cos am sure its in ur village they die every minute. Come down and practice in nigeria lets compare. Next topic jare

Typical reasoning of a Nigerian retar*d!! Why should she set up a blood bank in her village, is she the government? Or was she allocated part of the health budget?

Retar*ds like you foolishly shy away from the truth but when you find yourself or a member of your family in a serious medical predicament, you come here to solicit for money/assistance to seek foreign medical help.

Your politicians couldn't care less about the dilapidated state of Nigeria's health service because they have easy access to quality healthcare in the west, courtesy of your tax money unfortunately you're too stupi*d to think straight.

theoctopus:


You are such a dundee! Running from pillar to post! You said he is a failure. I helped you to show his failures, now you are angry just like Lie Mohammed who wears pampers! You obviously have nothing to say. Your boko haram campaign is now dead as our troops are dsimantling the insurgents. I know that makes you sad and that is good for you. Ntoor!

Keep reeling out your fake statistics. The one they give you people to spread at your APC data center. After the elections, they will stop your salary, sorry. Most of those who went for that job interview have jobs already and are just looking for what they believe is a better opportunity. Even my relation's friends who work in a telecom firm went for the job interview. There were 10 thousand cars parked outside the stadium that day. I guess its from poor jobless people too? Olodo!

Shut up!! You're so impoverished, your expectations of your government is so low.

theoctopus:


1. You mean failures like the revamped and functioning railway?

2. You mean failures like the beautiful roads done and more being done?

3. You mean failures like the 12 new universities?

4. You mean failures like the beautiful airports?

5. You mena failures like the almajiri schools?

6. You mean failures like the agric revolution?

&. You mena failures like stopping the fertilizer scam?

7. You mean failures like increase in rice production and Nigeria now the biggest cassava exporting country?

8. You mean failures like the Abuja-Kaduna standard gauge rail completed?

9. You mean failures like Nigeria now the 3rd fastest growing economy?

10. You mean failures like no more fuel queues for five years now?

11. You mean failures like the total port reforms?

12. You mean failures like free and fair elections?

13. You mean failures like YouWin, Sure-P, etc

They are too many failures to type, my hands are paining me already. He is such a huge failure then. I pray he keeps failing like this IJN!

No I mean failures like this

You're such a retar*d who can't separate fact from fiction.

You regurgitate phantom achievements of your retar*d president because you're gullible & fell for it.

3rd fastest growing economy, yet unemployment is at an all time high, Nigerians are getting poorer... what is the per capita income of Nigerians, tell me?

You no longer queue to buy fuel and you think that's an achievement, how much do you pay for fuel?

Is Your expectation of your government so low that basics amenities like road, airports excite you so much? Wow that's the power of poverty!!

theoctopus:


IF I am going to employ you, will I not ask for your CV? Will I not ask for your past records? Why do employers ask for references and why do they sometimes call your former boss?

If your past is tainted, we cannot trust our future to you. That is the most basic issue in any election. Buhari's past is useless so any promise from him for a bright future is a farce! You can keep your lie lie change!

Stop giving senseless analogies, my point is clear-cut. We don't need to go into the past to find Jonathan's failures, they're right here, right now staring at our faces, the world is also pointing it out for you guys to see.

If you're trying to dissuade people by comparing an era that was clearly a paradise compared to what there is today, they you must have the reasoning of a goat.

That's 1985 (30 years ago)


This is the present!!

Why should the past frighten people when the present is already worse? What's the logic behind this retar*ded reasoning.

A lot of Nigerians will die to go back to that era, if it means not having to experience the hell they're currently experiencing.

I wonder how some of you Nigerians think, if you can't prove beyond question that things are better now than they were 30 years ago, then you have no point.

Everything about this retar*d president reeks of abnormality. These Obas consider him so low, they decided to bless him with sticks pointed at him instead of the usual stuff.

Nobody takes this retar*d president serious, even in his country, he's seen as a joke even animals know he is a joke.

SirShymexx:


Lol. Justin Slayer the pum slayer!

There's nothing better than lifting chics up, and giving 'em. That just shows why men are the protector and we should always be a physical force of nature. You make chics vulnerable by doing that.

Po.rn subconsciously messes up the mind and thought process. Thank God I moved away from it. Very addictive, but is it worth it?

I can't really say the guys are depressed based on societal beliefs about smashing many chics, and the "pride" that comes with it. However, most of the chics are mentally messed up. But hey, you can't judge them cos every society will always have dregs/scums, and we all can't be the same. Co-existence is what makes the society/life/ecosystem what it's and the symbiosis is what makes life and our existence/experience unique. At the end of the day, it's a profession and they're professionals.

Lol that's if the chic is slim. How does one lift someone like cherokee, it must be like lifting a bag of rice

SirShymexx:


Yeah!!! Justin Slayer!! Stole a lot of tekkers from the doozy - that guy used to be heavy especially how he used to make the heaux squirt and shiit. I think he produced a lot of those videos as well.

I heard about the dating rumours. Vanessa Blue is nasty as fvck - I love watching that sket, especially her mean face when she's taking the D. And her head game is bonkers! Mandingo is the big punisher and pum killer. Messing with Mandingo will leave any chic's pum wall crushed.

Not really a fan of Lex and his trembling antics. I just used to crack up with how he punished them with the huge schlong and make them cry. It's fun to see chics feel very vulnerable sometimes.

Yeah I think he's mostly a producer.

I remember seeing a scene he did with Skyy Black...she must weigh like 300lbs but this dude lifted her up like its nothing.

Por*n is not a good life anyway, these actors must be really depressed from all the shi*t they do on camera.

SirShymexx:


Lol. Not Sean Michaels and Brian pumper (Lloyd Banks). I can't remember his but he used to be quite popular back in the day - tall and dark-skinned.

Lmao! You need to watch Lex Steele and Vanessa Blue - Lex ripped that pum apart. He must have given her bladder infection, with the whole intestine pushed all the way to her mouth. Classic scene right there. Lex is crazy though. Especially with the way he trembles and scream sometimes. I swear he used to have a po.rn channel on Sky back in the day. And Mandingo - that's the pu.ssy killer.

I can only remember one guy called Justin Slayer, he didn't really do much films anyway.

I've seen that scene, loool do you know they were dating when they shot that scene? Vanessa blue is as nasty as they get. Mandingo is not that good, he just has a very massive willy which doesn't even stay hard, most times it'll be all flaccid. Lex tops all of them

SirShymexx:


Lol. So, you had the direct China connect, brev - mad thing. I used to link them at the car park in Morrisons. Then on Sundays, Vauxhall beckons for proper stashing.

Nyomi Banxx is fionee. But my biggest crush was on Cherokee D'a.ss. I just wanted to see what beating that humongous badonkadonk would look like bouncing everywhere like she's got hydraulics somewhere under that shiit. Then Carmen Hayes has the best ti.ts ever!

I don't mess with that an.al shiit - too gross for me.

Lol they used to come around barber shops to sell pirated action films but inside their bag, they've got the goodies for those who know

Cherokee's as*s is so massive, I haven't seen any guy penetrate her properly. I'd totally smash cherokee in a heartbeat but I might need to improvise new positions for entering that humongous batty

Ana*l was rare when I started watching por*n, as a matter of fact, my first por*n film was a video cassette I stole from my uncle's shelf, it was like an 80s production, nothing like ana*l in it but then as time went on and I started buying newer productions, ana*l was increasingly featured, guys in my class would brag about how they banged some chic in the as*s, so out of curiosity, I tried it. My God!! It's disgusting, nothing like what's shown in the films, nothing beats the puss*y at the end of the day.

SirShymexx:


Bwahahahahaha

Wesley Pipes stays crippin' in all his videos lol.

What's the name of that doozy (I can't remember his name) who likes lifting the chics up, while giving them the big D? I stole a lot from that nyggah lol

Darn!! Lexington Steele and Mandingo used to kill 'em heaux with the pipe...get them screaming and all that.

Lmfao many of them do, maybe you're talking of Sean Michaels or Brian pumper the steroid infused rapper . There's this other guy who fuc*ks chics while wearing timberland boots, lol

Mandingo & Lexington Steele are the freaks, they destroy anything in their path especially Lex who love to terrorise petite girls with his weapon

SirShymexx:


Lol. Pirated po.rn, yano. I used to pick that up every Sunday at the Sunday market at Vauxhall with mixtapes - 4 for £5 and mixtapes for £1 each. And from Chinese DVD sellers on the road. But my cousin has to be the biggest por.n ever - ol'boy had more than 200 po.rn DVDs and a portable hard disk is gazillion of por.n movies.

Cherokee D'a.ss, Nyomi Banxxx, Vanessa Blue, Lacey Duvalle, and Carmen Hayes used to do it for me. Then a lot of new chics they throw in there from time to time with humongous batty.

Honestly, I can't even remember the last time I watched po.rn. I might just watch videos of them running around butt na.ked, and that's about it. I'd rather stick to that than all the an.al nonsense and eating people's ar.ses - I can't mess with that.

Hahahahahahaha I had a Chinese girl who used to come supply me my CDs in the night, I was too shy to go to the market in the day time, so no one will know I watched por*n. I had this portable DVD I used to use clandestinely in my room. Lool

I used to fantasise about Nyomi Banxx.. Damn!!! That girl almost made me lose my mind. The eating as*s thingy has to be the nastiest thing I've ever seen, how are they even comfortable doing that?

Missy89:


Lolz.

Maybe i am just good at observing stuffs? . Not of fan of either. Pipes talks like wayyyyyy too much

Damn!! You're good you know them
as well as their personalities.

Wesley Pipes is the man, I though girls like a man who's vocal?

Missy89:


Why do black male pornstars love wearing their socks during intercourse

dont get it

Looool you're a veteran

Only veterans observe this pattern.

You must be a Wesley pipes or Mr Marcus fan

SirShymexx:


Lol. You need to quit - po.rn is turning muthaphuckas into pha.ggots these days with all nonsense they do nowadays. The thing has a subconscious influence on people's sexual lifestyle.

I got bored in 2010 and switched to watching just strippers.

These days, I only watch vine of heaux twerking.

Lol I'm no longer addicted to por*no, that phase died when I cleared my stash of pirated por*no & mags. This girl is not an addict, 400hrs is nothing. During my por*n binge days, though I wasn't counting, I know between age 13-19 I must have watched nothing less than 1k hours of por*n. The addiction is only normal for a teenager growing up in this digital era (it's even easier now with smartphones, unlike when the only hope was CDs) a taste of the real world slowly weans than person off that addiction. However that doesn't mean I don't watch at all anymore, I won't mind seeing Nyomi Banxx or Lisa Ann do her thing

Por*n is just like alcohol to me, I hardly drink but that doesn't mean I'm a teetotal, it depends on the mood & circumstance.

I don't think I'd ever be able to give up por*n totally, one day, somewhere, somehow, I will find myself watching it again except down the line, I develop total dislike/disgust for it or become a pastor

That being said, por*n taught me lots of things which I added to repertoire then it started being too monotonous.

Loool I saw this just now (not more than 15 mins ago) on dailymail before coming on here.

400 hrs in 8 years is not an addiction, if they see how many hours I've spent watching por*n since I was 13, they'd label me a freak.

nortcentrallord:


God help your body for your soul is long lost.
First, "stealing is not corruption" it's a phrase not of my president and your president but a quote of a formal chief judge. I believe if by now you still don't comprehend that phrase, then you ain't worthy of my audience.

My religion preaches peace and love of God and neighbor, what does yours preach?

What you wish my family, I do not wish yours but it won't come to pass in our lives because I have value for life. My religion thought me well.

Am sure you read in the papers when your Northern elders and fellow muslims stalled the inital military progress up North which was led by Ihejirika and termed it as fighting the North making it look like a crime against humanity.

Then, only the christians where being killed and churches alone where burnt but when your own beloved BH turned their weapons on all and sundry, refusing to be selective because of the divide in your agreements, you people started weeping and shifting blames.

The damage your elders deed made US to refuse selling weapons to Nigeria.

GEJ opted for China and the middle east and got weapons, AU agreed on coalition with our territorial neighbor's and now that result are rolling in, you cry that it is late because you expected it to tarnish the image of GEJ during the general elections.

But in your blindness, you push forth the very man who stalled the first military movement up North against BH. The same man who said and I quote "a fight against Boko haram is a fight against the north"
A man who promised to spread sharia in all the four corners of Nigeria.( the same sharia on whose foundation BH, Isis, Alqaida etc are biult)

A man who referred to his fellow Nigerians as baboons and advocated for the blood of baboons to be socked.

The truth is bitter hence your throwing of little temper tantrums. Hehehehehe, I give you a big hug, because @ this stage all I will rather tell you is sorry bro, life is truly difficult for the blind.
Once again, my religion thought me well, what did yours teach you? And don't quote me claiming to be a christian from any part other than the north. Your outburst already exposed you.

Lol does you religion feed you?


Gosh!! Where do these buffoons come from?

babasanti:
the problem with u buhari and Apc supporters is your filled with rebelious spirit one charcteristics of witchcraft. The Glory of GOD will soon shine on Nigeria. And that man that is inciting division,terrorism in Nigeria will go down like haman in the book of esther.

Hahahahaha you're talking total nonsense!!

Even Einstein can't comprehend your thinking pattern.

Good luck!!

zionzoe:
Don't hide behind the casualty tin, the centrall ministry of Satan is to steal , kill and destroy, which he is freely doing using islam as his tool today!In the long run satans ministry is flourishing. I won't say you should quit islam, but I can enlighten you on a wrongly painted prophet in your Holy book, prophet Isah, he was around before your last prophet......He was sinless, he loves the whole world and died for us all, he gave us his Sinlessness and took our sins,if you will pray that God should reveal more about Isah to you, you will be free. Takia

Lol save your tales, I'm a Christian, born & raised. Though I'm not a fan of Islam, however, I'm smart enough to know that politics & religion are different things.

Politics should be about credibility not religion, because at the end of the day, religion won't put food on your table.

People like you deserve to be poor, the bible encourages wisdom not stupi*dity, as a matter of fact, the books of Ecclesiastics & proverbs talks a lot about how stupi*d people will remain poor, & you're a typical example of that.

You're lost!!

babasanti:
When we say buhari want to islamize nigeria people said is not possible. , now is about happening. May thunder fire anybody that writes Sai Buhari or support Apc.devilish party,God pass them . Let Osibanjo keep betraying christianity. Soon GOD almighty will arise and his enemies will be scattered.

You guy must be an offspring of Goodluck Jonathan.

I couldn't believe the idiocy of this comment above, I delved further into your posts to rate how sane you were and viola!!! It didn't take long

babasanti:


Terrorism is normal and everywhere in the world. Sep 11 over 5,000 were killed in just under 2hours, in almighty world power backyard.

People like you shouldn't be allowed to breed, your stupi*dity is a threat to mankind.

lastpage:




Stop being a "tribally-myopic" Eediot!

Implications are:
*Access to wider support in terms of
-weapons and weapons market,
-tactics,
-operational know-how,
-slush funds,
-ability to strike beyond their current "local area"
-More recruits, who could be foreigners (Brits, Americans, Arabs, Blacks, White, e.t.c) who might not arouse suspicion, say in the Niger Delta, e.t.c

It means "No where in Nigeria is Safe"..... Not even your Niger Delta!

If we had a government, one that knows its responsibility to its citizens and one that is not biased by tribal sentiments for electioneering gains, we wont be where we are today, ...w.r.t these terrorists!

Like a Yoruba adage which says: " kekere l'ati pekun Iroko, toba da'gba tan, apa on'iika"
Translated literally ( You uproot an Iroko tree when it is still small, ... that task becomes herculean, when it is fully grown!)

Isookay, we get "bulldozers" nowadays!

Lastpage!

Dude stop hallucinating!! ISIS has no business coming to Nigeria.

Unlike boko haram, they're not interested in cattle and little teenage girls, they after oil.

Nigeria is unfamiliar terrain, don't expect them.

I don't see why this news should cause panic, matter of fact it should be a sign of re-assurance that boko haram's days are numbered.

The pledge of allegiance to ISIS is nothing more than a last ditch effort to salvage what's left of their rag-tag outfit. They think affiliatiating themselves to a bigger structure like ISIS, gives them some sort of relevance since Boko haram is already in its dying days. Don't get it twisted folks, this just an act of desperation, it's all about survival.

ISIS operates like a business, they syphone resources to fund their operations, and I'm sure inducting a bunch of scrawny, jungle illiterate, on-the-run fighters is not going to be on their agenda. Boko haram has nothing to offer ISIS, except perhaps being human shields.

I don't see Al-shabab, or AQIM or all the other terror organisations around Africa abandoning their organisational goals and pledging allegiance to another.