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Family › Re: Girl Destroys Feminism In Just 3 Minutes. by 5minsmadness: 8:30am On Oct 03, 2015
grin smh smiley

Nairaland grin

A very entertaining waste of time. smiley
Family › Re: PLEASE DON'T CONDEMN ME..HELP! G by 5minsmadness: 8:08am On Oct 03, 2015
LaraiBoluwaji:
I know a man who is paralysed from the neck down but yet he is a painter.
grin
Family › Re: Woman Parades Husband Naked After Catching Him Molesting Their 6 Year Old Houshe by 5minsmadness: 7:08am On Oct 03, 2015
doublewisdom:
Wicked woman and a poor excuse of a man. Just imagine!
Excuse me, in what way was this woman wicked? As far as I'm concerned she was too merciful. I maintain she should have pulled down and hard very fast after the parade.
Family › Re: Woman Parades Husband Naked After Catching Him Molesting Their 6 Year Old Houshe by 5minsmadness: 7:04am On Oct 03, 2015
Wait o, but this is serious! The man raped his own daughters?! She should have paraded him round first then suddenly yanked the thing clean off then claim temporary insanity embarassed
Family › Re: Woman Parades Husband Naked After Catching Him Molesting Their 6 Year Old Houshe by 5minsmadness: 7:02am On Oct 03, 2015
Bwahahahhahahahahahahaha grin
Ahahahhahahahahaahaaa grin
Gasp!
Choke!
Dhahahahaahahahahaaha!
That thing go long by force!
Buahahahahaahahaahaa!
Family › Re: SHOCKER! by 5minsmadness: 3:50pm On Oct 02, 2015
zingy:
No i don't smoke nor drink. They didn't come crying for help. We found them out. Caught in d act live. Subsequent search of their rooms revealed little stashes of weed and rolling papers hidden there.
[b]There was never a sign they were into this and his has been going for more than 3yrs now. [/b]Though there had bn about two occasions i perceived weird smells from their bathroom at night. Confronted them about it and they denied and cooked up stories. I never in my wildest dream thought it came from weed smoke cos i'm not familiar with d smell.
If they have been smoking for 3 years and u didn't notice anything abnormal in thier behavior why are u worried now?
Family › Re: Girl Destroys Feminism In Just 3 Minutes. by 5minsmadness:
Hannysmilez:
Do parents tell their female kids 'you have 2work hard and provide food,clothing,shelter etc for ur wife and kids else ure nt man enough?'. Why den is it being said to males alone?
Men are taught they are the ones to 'toast' the lady,ask her out on dates,cover the expenses of the date,pull out her chair,open the car door,propose to her,buy the engagement rings? I cnt blive you said males are taught nothing.
Why is it that in most Nigerian homes the males are called to wash the cars,drive their amothers/sisters,fix the light bulbs or damaged appliances,kill the chickens/goats/rams during festivities,bring in bags of rice,when there is a rat in the house you scream 'daddy'. Why?
I NEVER said feminists where lesbians. I practice my own kind of feminism nd diz is it.
Feminism:A situation where one recognizes the importance and uniqueness of both sexes. Men hav a number of things that classify them men. We are physically,biologically,psychologically different.
Men are just half of the picture. If they stay men and i embrace my womanhood,then we have a perfect,complete picture. I wont dare take the place of a man,because im nt a man.
Let's say I own a business suit and a pair of jeans. If you invite me to a party,its logical i wear the jeans. When goin for an interview,i wear the suit. None of them is superior 2d other,they just have diff. responsibilities.
No human being can overcome sentimentality. My mechanic is male. There are female mechanics out there and i respect their hussle but i feel beta having a male mechanic.
I employed a female nanny. Im sure they are male nannys out there but i feel beta with a female,in the same vein i prefer a female gynaecologist.
I have 2boys and a girl and I try my best 2make sure they know they are different,appreciate their differences,support and complement each other.
A lot of women are being mistreated in Asia and Africa and Im really sorry for that. But to be sincere "feminists" havnt done anything helpful. All they do is tweet,waste money on media campaigns,protest round the place,hate on social media etc. The women that suffer most live in rural areas and have little or no access to T.V or internet. Instead of tweeting,marching,leave the comfort of ur homes and ACT!
Sorry pls. I had to quote this again.
I don't think I have ever seen a better packaged response to feminism than the response above. It put a smile on my face this early morning.
Cc dinachi
Pickabeau1
Illekonkit
Etc.
Family › Re: Girl Destroys Feminism In Just 3 Minutes. by 5minsmadness: 7:29am On Oct 02, 2015
^^^Oh and by the way, I'm claiming copyright for the above illustration of "likes and shares" which will soon become a fad on nairaland, used even by our dear femhatists smiley
®5minsmadness
Family › Re: Girl Destroys Feminism In Just 3 Minutes. by 5minsmadness: 7:27am On Oct 02, 2015
Hannysmilez:
Do parents tell their female kids 'you have 2work hard and provide food,clothing,shelter etc for ur wife and kids else ure nt man enough?'. Why den is it being said to males alone?
Men are taught they are the ones to 'toast' the lady,ask her out on dates,cover the expenses of the date,pull out her chair,open the car door,propose to her,buy the engagement rings? I cnt blive you said males are taught nothing.
Why is it that in most Nigerian homes the males are called to wash the cars,drive their amothers/sisters,fix the light bulbs or damaged appliances,kill the chickens/goats/rams during festivities,bring in bags of rice,when there is a rat in the house you scream 'daddy'. Why?
I NEVER said feminists where lesbians. I practice my own kind of feminism nd diz is it.
Feminism:A situation where one recognizes the importance and uniqueness of both sexes. Men hav a number of things that classify them men. We are physically,biologically,psychologically different.
Men are just half of the picture. If they stay men and i embrace my womanhood,then we have a perfect,complete picture. I wont dare take the place of a man,because im nt a man.
Let's say I own a business suit and a pair of jeans. If you invite me to a party,its logical i wear the jeans. When goin for an interview,i wear the suit. None of them is superior 2d other,they just have diff. responsibilities.
No human being can overcome sentimentality. My mechanic is male. There are female mechanics out there and i respect their hussle but i feel beta having a male mechanic.
I employed a female nanny. Im sure they are male nannys out there but i feel beta with a female,in the same vein i prefer a female gynaecologist.
I have 2boys and a girl and I try my best 2make sure they know they are different,appreciate their differences,support and complement each other.
A lot of women are being mistreated in Asia and Africa and Im really sorry for that. But to be sincere "feminists" havnt done anything helpful. All they do is tweet,waste money on media campaigns,protest round the place,hate on social media etc. The women that suffer most live in rural areas and have little or no access to T.V or internet. Instead of tweeting,marching,leave the comfort of ur homes and ACT!
1000000likes 2000000shares.
Romance › Re: Is It Morally Right? by 5minsmadness: 9:54pm On Oct 01, 2015
charlito94:
Death wish fire u no even ask who my papa be
Who be ya papa? grin
Romance › Re: Is It Morally Right? by 5minsmadness: 9:38pm On Oct 01, 2015
charlito94:
Dats wat am scared of cos her dad is even a commissioner Will get over it maybe
Whaaat?
Someone's got a death wish!

Family › Re: Girl Destroys Feminism In Just 3 Minutes. by 5minsmadness: 3:53pm On Oct 01, 2015
ApexTitan:
At this point should we offer cash rewards to any pro feminism poster to counter the video that is the subject of this threadhuh
Am up for it. N1000 in the kitty.
Family › Re: Girl Destroys Feminism In Just 3 Minutes. by 5minsmadness: 3:53pm On Oct 01, 2015
tartarus:
I don't know. Depends on the individual. Some are scared, some are just living up to culture and religion, some are mis-informed.
Is it possible the feminist movement, by some of thier recent actions, made men to think they were on a war path?
Family › Re: Slut Walk For Women's Right by 5minsmadness: 3:49pm On Oct 01, 2015
jadelyn007:
they are all mental disorders, abnormal sexual orientations. and except for nyphomania, everyone of them is a crime

Normal Decent guys would lose an erection at a girl who was screaming, kicking, crying. But for a rapist, it only serves as a kind of turn on, they get harder instead, it arouses them.
Pedophilia, you already know that one.
Nyphomania is also a disorder not influenced triggered by what someone is wearing, they just feel that urge to have sex constantly, no amount of sex satisfies their drive. There is a difference between been a nympho and having a high sex drive which is perfectly healthy and normal cause someone with a high drive can be satisfied but a nympho can never be satisfied

All the above medical conditions you mentioned require serious mental attention
Most of what you have said is correct.
However it is wrong to surmise that a rapist will not be turned on by the provocative dressing of the female sex.
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Are u saying those that practice BD_SM have a mental disorder?
Family › Re: Girl Destroys Feminism In Just 3 Minutes. by 5minsmadness: 3:43pm On Oct 01, 2015
tartarus:
That's feminism. Like I said, most people don't even know what is feminism. [size=18pt]Most[/size] men always feel feminists want to start a sex war and imprison them. cheesy

What's ur definition of feminism if I may ask? Male Hating?
And why do they feel that way?
Family › Re: Slut Walk For Women's Right by 5minsmadness: 3:30pm On Oct 01, 2015
jadelyn007:
lol. You don't get it. I am a psychologist and I can tell you that clothing doesn't incite rapists.
It's a deep sitted psychological disorder not arising from clothing.

Even if every woman in the world would face veils like the Arabs, rapists would still rape that. It won't reduce the incidences.

I get really pissed off when educated people make stupid assumptions without doing any research.

Rape doesn't have anything to do with clothing, rapists are not incited by what you are wearing. As soon as they get the opportunity whether you are fully clothed or not they would do what they know how to do best.

If there was any correlation between clothing and rape do you not think that there should be no incidences of rape in places like the middle east, India inclusivehuh
@bolded is not true pls.
You would do well to differentiate between a rapist, a serial rapist, a nymphomaniac and a paedophile.
****re-enters ghost mode.
Family › Re: I'm Seriously Considering Cheating On My Husband by 5minsmadness: 10:37am On Oct 01, 2015
AnneMomoh:
When the going was good for you and your hubby, you never came online to post it on NL, you now have an issue with your marraige and you are disturbing us.

There are 3 Sides to every story: Your Side, His Side and the Truth.

You are only telling us your side. From your reaction to his cheating by paying him back in his own coin , protrays you as a very loose lady without decency.

With an attitute like yours, You must hve drivin your hubby to Have eyes for other women.

To consider cheating on your hubby with 2 kids, just makes you a Slu.t.

If a woman can say that she is staying cos of Money after her trust has been betrayed by her hubby , just means you were a pro.st1tute before your wedding. You are now sellng your body to your hubby.

Madam , pls go ahead and Cheat on your Hubby and stop occuppying NL space with Empty Rants and stop being a Coward.


NB: YOU ARE THE SAME LADY THAT HAD A RUNNING BATTLE WITH HER HUBBY AND MOTHER-IN-LAW SOME TIME AGO ABOUT TRAVELLING TO WRITE EXAMS AND DROPPING OFF YOUR KIDS.

YOU HAVE BEEN CONFRONTATIONAL IN YOUR MARRAIGE, GO BACK AND READ SOME OF THE COMMENTS OF THE TRAVELLING SAGA THREAD AND YOU WILL SEE THAT ALOT OF THE COMMENTS WERE THE LACK OF TRUST YOUR HUBBY HAS FOR YOU.

YOU OBVIOUSLY HVE TENDENCY OF BEING WAYWARD. AND YOU HVE CONFIRMED IT WITH YOUR INTENTION TO CHEAT.
OUCH!
Romance › Re: If You Have Smoked Weed Before Pls What Does This Mean? by 5minsmadness(op): 9:38pm On Sep 30, 2015
McCarlito:
Oshogbo Weed:
Makes him talk that only happens in cartoons
Ipodo Weed:
Makes him wanna have sex with anything that moves around
Agege Weed:
Makes him jump around like he's training for the olympics
Ikeja Weed:
Makes him feel fly like he's a celebrity
Jamaican Weed:
Makes him feel like he's kingkong.. He both runs around tearing anything he can lay his hands on
Cuban Weed:
Makes him feel like he's the president of the whole nation
Zimbabwe Weed:
Makes him possess imaginary strength: he fit carry block dey climb up and down or even doing menial jobs undecided

Weeds made for the gods:
Hmmmmmmm very critical... He go enter bush dey chop anything green... grin grin grin grin grin grin
Boss

Romance › Re: If You Have Smoked Weed Before Pls What Does This Mean? by 5minsmadness(op): 9:08pm On Sep 30, 2015
bigwind:
Na Ogbese weed dey do person like that,,,, give him two more wraps,. He go clear forum him eyes sharperly
You sound sincere. Thanks bro.
Romance › Re: If You Have Smoked Weed Before Pls What Does This Mean? by 5minsmadness(op): 9:06pm On Sep 30, 2015
nickkylawve:
chai weed don smoke ur friend b tht grin
hot chic
Romance › Re: If You Have Smoked Weed Before Pls What Does This Mean? by 5minsmadness(op): 9:05pm On Sep 30, 2015
McCarlito:
I think u should first of all find out the type of weed he smoked first of all before asking about his reactions.. angry angry angry

Find out if its Oshogbo weed, Ipodo weed, Agege weed, Ikeja weed, Jamaican weed, Cuban weed, Zimbabwe weed or even the weeds made for the gods angry angry angry
Choi. How will i be able to know the difference na?
Romance › Re: If You Have Smoked Weed Before Pls What Does This Mean? by 5minsmadness(op): 5:50pm On Sep 30, 2015
Remilekun101:
oh my gawd... you better go and complete your zombie apocalypse story and leave weed for men
Bros I started seeing zombies in my dream na hin i advice myself o.
Romance › Re: If You Have Smoked Weed Before Pls What Does This Mean? by 5minsmadness(op): 5:49pm On Sep 30, 2015
nairalandist:
It means the topic is romantic... so you decided to post it in the romance section.
where should i have posted it? Can u move it to the appropriate section?
Romance › If You Have Smoked Weed Before Pls What Does This Mean? by 5minsmadness(op): 5:40pm On Sep 30, 2015
A friend of mine took his first puff of weed this evening. He said that at first everything was cool. The next thing was that he saw a ball of fire leaving his body. He then heard a voice telling him he must not let the ball of fire escape and he quickly chased after it. He ran for a long time without feeling tired and only stopped cos the fire disappeared . He has been crying since.

Pls what does this mean? If you have smoked weed before have u experienced anything like this?
Family › Re: I'm Seriously Considering Cheating On My Husband by 5minsmadness: 5:34pm On Sep 30, 2015
hahn:
Olodo, I'm following your kolo ass. Duh

You always seem to be on interesting topics though
Follower! (shudders)
Romance › Re: Is It Morally Right? by 5minsmadness: 5:33pm On Sep 30, 2015
14yrs!
And u r 7 yrs older or more


She's too young dude.
. You could get arrested for real.
If I were her father and I found out...
Gosh I can't even think of it...
Dude!
This a joke right?
Family › Re: I'm Seriously Considering Cheating On My Husband by 5minsmadness: 5:21pm On Sep 30, 2015
hahn:
She's a christian undecided

Or can't you spot the barbarism? wink
. Stalker! (shudders)
Family › Re: I'm Seriously Considering Cheating On My Husband by 5minsmadness: 5:20pm On Sep 30, 2015
MizMyColi:
Bothering on Agnostic/Christianity

Why do you ask?
I've been reading some of your posts. Deep for the average girl(no offence.) lots of spiritual/Zen-like undertones.
Family › Re: I'm Seriously Considering Cheating On My Husband by 5minsmadness: 5:16pm On Sep 30, 2015
MarvellousGod:
grin grin.. You're right. . The act encouraged her that the husband still cares atleast. .

However, since the man knows how painful it could be having another partner, why deliberately hurting his wife? Really bad..
Lol
You women have no idea what real konji is.
He didn't cheat on her to deliberately hurt her. If he wanted to do that he would have flaunted his cheating.
Seeing a woman to a man is like... Well, like magic. A fire burns deep within the heart of man. A fire that NEVER goes out till the man dies. It's the fire of lust. Any man you see walking around that hasn't "cheated" on his woman has very strong self control or simply hasnt had the opportunity.
I know one of those viewing will be tempted to start a quarrel that women feel the same, they have the same urge etc.

Trust me, they don't. They have no idea.

The person that said "konji na bastard" must have been a guy.
Family › Re: I'm Seriously Considering Cheating On My Husband by 5minsmadness: 5:07pm On Sep 30, 2015
MizMyColi:
No, I'm not.
Buddhist? Vegan?
Family › Re: I'm Seriously Considering Cheating On My Husband by 5minsmadness: 5:02pm On Sep 30, 2015
MarvellousGod:
@ bolded, you really tell your husband that? Has he ever given you any reason to think he might cheat on you?. . I really don't think you should be telling him that. ..


Op, don't cheat back... You don't have to reduce yourself to his level... Besides, cheating back makes you a cheat too!
Since you said he has realised his mistake, give him another chance. ....

Meanwhile, some men shaa.. he saw your chat with men on whatsapp and was threatening fire whereas he cheats(ed).. SMH. .. I wonder what makes some men feel the world revolves around them...
I bet u the op would have been more pissed if he saw it and said nothing.

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