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obiak4:
i guess u r from mars
what the op stated are fact about mothers and women generally in nigeria
maybe where u reside they abuse women ga......
AS FOR ME AFTER JESUS CHRIST NA MY MAMA OOOO
TILL I GET MARRIED SHE WOULD BE MY FIRST LOVE

He was being sarcastic.
Or is it ironic.

Because their mothers were always there.

graciousolo:
I have been sexually active since I was 18

And u think masturb_ation is a bigger sin than fornication

MizMyColi:
Waow.
I Love this plan.

When my Kids grow up, I'd really enjoy telling them how I fvcked the brains out of another guy because I wanted to get back at their Dad.

When they come to me asking for advice on the subject of forgiveness, I would so love to tell them that the saying Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future is for weaklings...people who gat no ballzzz.

I will encourage them, especially my female kids to adopt the eye for an eye principle...and go all the way.

Once again, nickibarb, thumbs up!
Great plan you got there, I hope it works out really well for you.


One advice though...As you embark on your revenge mission, be sure to dig two graves, four maybe.
You have my best wishes and support

Sorry, are you eckankar?

crackhaus:
Why do you keep explaining though?

He's new.

redgem:
He knows that the things listed above defines him but he doesn't need a woman to tell him what being a real man is all about...

He knows the things listed above are the fantastical whims of a girl who has her head in the clouds and her heart buried in romance novels. He knows to be a real man he has to be responsible and yet firm. To stand for what is right and true no matter the cost and no matter how many girls batt thier eyelashes at him. He knows he is meant to be a pillar of support, an anchor for a girl to hook her fleeting emotions upon, and not putty in a girl's hands.

Yawns....

A Real man knows that none of the things in that list defines him. A real man does not need a woman to tell him what being a real man is all about.

What's with all this resurrection of old threads?

Pls is not safe what if it hit the baby's eye..

graciousolo:
I'm messed up. I'm neck deep. I feel lost. I feel defeated. I feel controlled. I know I'm better than this, but it's become harder and harder to overcome.

I've been in this mess since I was about 13/14yrs and I'm 23yrs now. I can't talk to anybody about this.

In the last 3yrs before this year I indulged in it on an average of 2-3times annually, but this year has proven different as I've done it over 12times.

I've tried so many things, I've prayed, fasted, counselled others on this topic, search the internet, talk to people, but all these efforts have proven abortive. I don't want to end this year like this, I don't want my wife to experience this part of me. My kids... ooh.

An older friend of mine introduced me to masturbation when I barely had semens(this is just few months after I've been introduced to porn by some other friends at about 13yrs), after this induction I masturbated so much that I literally forced the first set of semens out of me. Since then it seems I have been under a dome of sexual perversion and masturbation.

The truth is I really hate this, I feel degraded after every act of masturbation, but I have no defence whatsoever, I just slide in at most thought. I've wanted to change for a very long time but now I want it like my life depends on it.

I have searched the internet for psychologist and counsellors in Nigeria but my search has been futile.

My plea:Do you know any counsellor or psychologist in Lagos or Ilorin? If yes, please help a brother, drop a link or address.

NB: With all due respect and, no intention to offend, please I don't want religious sentiments on this thread. Maybe some other time. Thank you.

So many people are stuck in this mess and really want out.

Parents and parents to be, most of us get this addictive behavioural traits when we are young and, curious, ignorant, stupid and vulnerable, please be watchful of us.

Once again, please drop verifiable address of counsellors, psychologists or therapist in Lagos, Ilorin (and other places for others that needs help). Thank you.

Wait

You masturbated only 12 times this year??!?


And you think that's bad?!?!?!?

elantraceey:
Lol , same way I used to think years ago that brb was bye bye instead of be right back .

I used to think brb was Break, will Return Back

tobimillar:
How do u know? Have you taken expired weed before??

Help me ask her o.

lekjons:
In that sense, i mean 'between'.. ode!

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You could have just accepted that you were wrong... I understand your embarrassment. But you don't have to take it out on me. Simply learn and move on.

Thank you.

olowookerekemi:
d op moniker speaks for him and i tink u hv took expired weed

Only one who has taken expired weed knows how it feels.

IamLEGEND1:
and who tell u say people no know?

#SMD

A lot of people don't know but will be too ashamed to say it. I've seen this mistake on two Frontpage threads already today.

Just like you don't know that it's SMH(shake my head) or SMDH (shake my damn head) and NOT SMD.


Unless of course you meant Shake My Di_ck which then passes you off as a pervert or gay.

lekjons:
who ask u?!

lekjons:
rememberin my childhd days alone alwys gat me smilin!
*dose days of drama btw me n ma mum
laff wit me

(after stealing mum's #3 coins)

Once again, you're welcome.

Just so you know.
Thank me later.

DanielJones:
It is not a good idea for kids of opposite sex but for same sex, age 3 is good enough. From age 4, it becomes a problem. I'm talking from experience.

Pls share your experience. What was the outcome?

Hmmmm.

I can't ever remember a time as a child seeing my parents na_ked. I don't know if it had any impact on me whatsoever. I do know of a family where they all go about stark nak_ed even up to uni level. I think they are a bit queer but other than that they r ok.

When she gives you permission to do so.

LarrySun:
A lot of people here are reading the title with naughty thoughts. I doubt their understanding of the article.

It's the op's fault.
What kind of title is that?
Swear that the title wasn't part of the reason u opened this thread

Go deeper brother!

brocode:
A history of your topics and comments shows I dont require a response to this.

lastpage:
Shyte happens!

Very long ago, l was dating this beauty of a lady and finnaly convinced her to come "home" on a Saturday.
I was already for action and when she showed up, l was like "Today, na today"!

After a lot of caressing and malt drinks, we decided it was time to hit the jackpot!
I undressed and whe nshe finally did same, the odour that emanated from what was suppsoed to be a sweet-smelling encounter, put me into a coma immediately!
I simply freezed-out!

I held my breath, ask to be allowed to urinate and she was pulling me down saying "not now, you are not going anywhere".

I was too "gentleman" to tell her what was wrong and just made all sorts of silly excuse not to get down on her.
When it dawned on her that l was not going to jiggy-jiggy her, she became furious and l just begged her to leave that l was feeling sick (which l was really!).
gave her transport fare back and since that day, l avoided her like a plague.

I did not even want to explain it to her but the stubborn lady confronted me one day and said l was "impotent"... then l let her realize that she needs to improve on her "private part hygiene" ... and she was like "WHAT"?
She busted into tears because according to her, "You too is saying the same thing too?"

You need to see how beautiful this lady was..... and to be carrying such "heart-stopping" odour within her legs!

Make Emeka try to improve his hygiene as well because that is a real turn-off for me.
he could have used some of those money to buy tissue or even used them to clean-off or buy Ragolis water to clean himself naah?



Lastpage!

Cc dinachi